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OH WHAT IN THE HELL

Uh, Here’s a Video of McCain and Obama Dancing


Oh sure, here’s some of that “CGI” used to make Batman movies, but today used to make this creepy video of Obama and McCain having a dance contest. Thanks, we think, to Wonkette commenter supreme AngryBlakGuy.


12:03 AM on Thu October 23 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. TexasJon says at 12:11 am, October 23rd, 2008

    Someone should probably call one of those Barry Hussein Huxtable Soreto birth certificate experts, because I think this might be fake.

  2. graceless says at 12:13 am, October 23rd, 2008

    Sorry. Can’t watch. No fun unless it’s real.

  3. HuskyMescan says at 12:16 am, October 23rd, 2008

    damn the photoshops are amazing aren’t they?

  4. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:19 am, October 23rd, 2008

    Clearly Barry won it with the flip. Walnuts AGAIN had to fall back on his Veep coice, who is clearly not qualified to take over the throw-down when her homies need her.

  5. denver_80203 says at 12:23 am, October 23rd, 2008

    woulda been better if mccain never lifted his arms above his chest

  6. dilhavarti says at 12:28 am, October 23rd, 2008

    Why did you bastards make me give fifty bucks to Tinkleberg? Why?

  7. trondant says at 12:30 am, October 23rd, 2008

    denver_80203: Like this dude at about :59 or 1:00?

  8. trondant says at 12:37 am, October 23rd, 2008
  9. HandsomePete says at 12:40 am, October 23rd, 2008

    That may be the most awesomest/frightening thing I’ve ever seen.

  10. SayItWithWookies says at 12:44 am, October 23rd, 2008

    So Sarah wins because she learns three moves from a strippercize video? If that’s not the soft bigotry of low expectations, I don’t know what is.

  11. Lascauxcaveman says at 12:46 am, October 23rd, 2008

    New McCain Campaign Theme: “McCain - Pretty Fly for an Old White Guy.”

  12. KevoTron says at 12:46 am, October 23rd, 2008

    I don’t usually spend too much time on wonkette in the evening and now I find that what my Mom always said is true. Hoodlums hang around wonkette after nine o’clock.

    *hides his wallet

  13. I blame Ellen for all of this dancing.

  14. NoWireHangers says at 12:57 am, October 23rd, 2008

    Step Up 2: The White House Got Served Cuz the Way He Move

  15. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:58 am, October 23rd, 2008

    KevoTron: People like you you should be cleaning up the streets in creative and auspicious ways.

  16. How did I get to Andrew Sullivan’s site?

  17. Okay, I find myself GUILTY of being amused.

  18. KristaJulieva says at 1:01 am, October 23rd, 2008

    I was all like, wha? This election can’t get no crazier! They’re dancin’ ‘n’ jivin’ and the–but then I saw “McCain” raise his arms over his head and realized it was fake. Can’t get nuthin’ over on me!

  19. KevoTron says at 1:05 am, October 23rd, 2008

    I think I saw Larry Sinclair back there too…

  20. McCain’s lucky Biden wasn’t there to throw down his mad skillz

  21. Obama got SERVED (coconut cream pie).

  22. expatinOz says at 1:22 am, October 23rd, 2008

    denver_80203: Totally what I was thinking…

    gonna dream of dancing Barry tonight…

  23. PoliTacky says at 1:25 am, October 23rd, 2008

    omifuckingawd. Funny.
    Not so funny: I honestly think that this is how we will choose our presidents in about 20 years or so (a.k.a. “The Idiocracy Effect”)

  24. Sim-thespians, here we come! Personally I can’t wait: new episodes of Trek with characters from M*A*S*H* .

  25. That move mcCain makes: the veep creep? The idiocracy rules…or is rule by idiocracies.

  26. Sadly I think WALNUTS! wins this smack down becasue he aces the facial expressions. Hopey just smiles all happy like. . .but shouldn’t Barry’s crew be in blue and Wrinkly’s in red?

  27. jasonelias says at 2:14 am, October 23rd, 2008

    I’m really impressed. How did McCain and Obama find the time to do this…

  28. tonehedge says at 2:20 am, October 23rd, 2008

    Watched video, shakes head in disbelief, logs off computer, goes to bed, to dream of what utter madness the world will behold at sunrise.

  29. tepid sunshine says at 2:21 am, October 23rd, 2008

    This is the best thing I HAVE EVER SEEN.

  30. contentsunderpressure says at 2:24 am, October 23rd, 2008

    trondant: I want it to be late at night, but it’s 9:30am here. My day will be long and painful.

  31. trondant says at 3:15 am, October 23rd, 2008

    Call in sick and get drunk all over again.

  32. LeastValuablePlayer says at 3:16 am, October 23rd, 2008

    Uh, here’s a video of John McCain as a 1930s-style cartoon character:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjomYMe6t_U

  33. d4g33z: Hawkeye: Hey Radar! Why don’t you beam Major Houlihan down to the planet surface — without her uniform!
    Radar: Can’t do, Captain Pierce. You made me trade in the transporter for a set of novelty martini glasses, remember?
    B.J.: And a fine trade it was too!
    Hawkeye: Say Captain Hunnicut, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you with a goatee before …

  34. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 5:25 am, October 23rd, 2008

    Jesus, even in CGI, Palin completely steals the show from McCain.

  35. Darehead says at 5:36 am, October 23rd, 2008

    LeastValuablePlayer: Loved that.

  36. that kinda grossed me out.

  37. facehead says at 6:11 am, October 23rd, 2008

    Is this part of the race war?

  38. Weeping Jesus says at 6:41 am, October 23rd, 2008

    It didn’t play the race card until the “Bedonkadonk” at the end. Almost made me vote for Palin, especially with the “Hot for Words” theme music.

    Which reminds me: Wasn’t that chick Marina from Hot for Words available to run with McCain? I would sooooo switch parties for that.

  39. Giant Robot says at 6:56 am, October 23rd, 2008

    Strong Bad could not have made this on his Lappy 486. He must have gotten some help from the Cheat.

  40. AngryBlakGuy says at 7:28 am, October 23rd, 2008

    …I guess this is what the teach you in POW camps in Vietnam.

  41. Darehead says at 7:34 am, October 23rd, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: I think he got it from all those years of listening to his favorite band, ABBA. Dancing Queen, Young and Free, Only Seventy (ish).

  42. Nathalie08 says at 7:54 am, October 23rd, 2008
  43. RubberSoul says at 8:02 am, October 23rd, 2008

    Excellent use of McCain’s “third debate crazy face”.

  44. freakishlystrong says at 8:02 am, October 23rd, 2008

    So Angry. So Blak. So Guy. Good Day to you Sir!

  45. Cape Clod says at 8:05 am, October 23rd, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: It’s a little terrifying what can be achieved with a personal computer these days.

  46. slithytoves says at 8:23 am, October 23rd, 2008

    I’m sorry, that’s just wrong. Made me nauseous at the beginning of my workday. Thanks AngryBlakGuy! Not!

  47. rubybuckaroo says at 8:28 am, October 23rd, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy !!
    That was awesome!
    Really well done. Thanks for sharing your skills and abilities.

    WIN!!!

  48. Despite the CGI, you can tell that all of the participants are that most frightening, nauseating, and depressing of phenomenom:

    “White Men Dancing.”

    Case in point: Tucker C. on “Dancing With The Stars.”

    (Come to think of it, what nitwit linked Tucker with “Stars”?)

    Thanks for NOTHING, AngryBlack!

  49. Serolf Divad says at 8:44 am, October 23rd, 2008

    BobLoblawLawBlog:

    It’s the whole “going bra-less” thing.

  50. Street Organizer says at 9:19 am, October 23rd, 2008

    That killed my eyes. Please remove post immediately.

  51. AngryBlakGuy says at 9:24 am, October 23rd, 2008

    Cape Clod: …well, today’s technology actually creates a plausible deniablity loop-hole. Kinda like how R-Kelly claimed it wasn’t him pissing on that 13 year old! So I guess there is a political career in my future after all!

  52. AngryBlakGuy says at 9:26 am, October 23rd, 2008

    …damn, I’m getting flamed by a few of you guys? I just thought it was funny to see Sara Palin “Pop Lock & Drop it”!

  53. Rusty Shackleford says at 10:58 am, October 23rd, 2008

    Brilliant! Step Up 3: Crumping You Can Believe In.

  54. teebob2000 says at 11:38 am, October 23rd, 2008

    OMG, teh innernets sure is funny!

  55. Kev-O-Tron says at 11:52 am, October 23rd, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: I thought it was fucking cool. The only thing that would make it cooler is if it was set to Rockit. and more ass fucking.

  56. Deepthroat says at 1:07 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    John McCain crunking will haunt my nightmares tonight. Thanks angryblakguy

  57. nosnikreplliw says at 2:40 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    five stars

  58. Lazy Media says at 4:13 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    “I would tap that, my friend” is the new “I’d hit it.”

  59. OMG there hedz iz pastede on yay

  60. Schadenfried says at 7:07 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    You sillies, everybody knows white people have no rhythm.

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