OH WHAT IN THE HELL  12:03 am October 23, 2008

Uh, Here’s a Video of McCain and Obama Dancing

by Ken Layne

Oh sure, here’s some of that “CGI” used to make Batman movies, but today used to make this creepy video of Obama and McCain having a dance contest. Thanks, we think, to Wonkette commenter supreme AngryBlakGuy.

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TexasJon October 23, 2008 at 12:11 am

Someone should probably call one of those Barry Hussein Huxtable Soreto birth certificate experts, because I think this might be fake.

graceless October 23, 2008 at 12:13 am

Sorry. Can’t watch. No fun unless it’s real.

HuskyMescan October 23, 2008 at 12:16 am

damn the photoshops are amazing aren’t they?

shortsshortsshorts October 23, 2008 at 12:19 am

Clearly Barry won it with the flip. Walnuts AGAIN had to fall back on his Veep coice, who is clearly not qualified to take over the throw-down when her homies need her.

denver_80203 October 23, 2008 at 12:23 am

woulda been better if mccain never lifted his arms above his chest

dilhavarti October 23, 2008 at 12:28 am

Why did you bastards make me give fifty bucks to Tinkleberg? Why?

trondant October 23, 2008 at 12:30 am

[re=144139]denver_80203[/re]: Like this dude at about :59 or 1:00?

trondant October 23, 2008 at 12:37 am
HandsomePete October 23, 2008 at 12:40 am

That may be the most awesomest/frightening thing I’ve ever seen.

SayItWithWookies October 23, 2008 at 12:44 am

So Sarah wins because she learns three moves from a strippercize video? If that’s not the soft bigotry of low expectations, I don’t know what is.

Lascauxcaveman October 23, 2008 at 12:46 am

New McCain Campaign Theme: “McCain – Pretty Fly for an Old White Guy.”

KevoTron October 23, 2008 at 12:46 am

I don’t usually spend too much time on wonkette in the evening and now I find that what my Mom always said is true. Hoodlums hang around wonkette after nine o’clock.

*hides his wallet

rambone October 23, 2008 at 12:52 am

I blame Ellen for all of this dancing.

NoWireHangers October 23, 2008 at 12:57 am

Step Up 2: The White House Got Served Cuz the Way He Move

shortsshortsshorts October 23, 2008 at 12:58 am

[re=144155]KevoTron[/re]: People like you you should be cleaning up the streets in creative and auspicious ways.

aleks October 23, 2008 at 12:59 am

How did I get to Andrew Sullivan’s site?

johnbpt October 23, 2008 at 1:00 am

Okay, I find myself GUILTY of being amused.

KristaJulieva October 23, 2008 at 1:01 am

I was all like, wha? This election can’t get no crazier! They’re dancin’ ‘n’ jivin’ and the–but then I saw “McCain” raise his arms over his head and realized it was fake. Can’t get nuthin’ over on me!

KevoTron October 23, 2008 at 1:05 am

I think I saw Larry Sinclair back there too…

grendel October 23, 2008 at 1:11 am

McCain’s lucky Biden wasn’t there to throw down his mad skillz

pepe October 23, 2008 at 1:11 am

Obama got SERVED (coconut cream pie).

expatinOz October 23, 2008 at 1:22 am

[re=144139]denver_80203[/re]: Totally what I was thinking…

gonna dream of dancing Barry tonight…

PoliTacky October 23, 2008 at 1:25 am

omifuckingawd. Funny.
Not so funny: I honestly think that this is how we will choose our presidents in about 20 years or so (a.k.a. “The Idiocracy Effect”)

d4g33z October 23, 2008 at 1:38 am

Sim-thespians, here we come! Personally I can’t wait: new episodes of Trek with characters from M*A*S*H* .

1ofUS October 23, 2008 at 2:02 am

That move mcCain makes: the veep creep? The idiocracy rules…or is rule by idiocracies.

janejax October 23, 2008 at 2:04 am

Sadly I think WALNUTS! wins this smack down becasue he aces the facial expressions. Hopey just smiles all happy like. . .but shouldn’t Barry’s crew be in blue and Wrinkly’s in red?

jasonelias October 23, 2008 at 2:14 am

I’m really impressed. How did McCain and Obama find the time to do this…

tonehedge October 23, 2008 at 2:20 am

Watched video, shakes head in disbelief, logs off computer, goes to bed, to dream of what utter madness the world will behold at sunrise.

tepid sunshine October 23, 2008 at 2:21 am

This is the best thing I HAVE EVER SEEN.

contentsunderpressure October 23, 2008 at 2:24 am

[re=144150]trondant[/re]: I want it to be late at night, but it’s 9:30am here. My day will be long and painful.

trondant October 23, 2008 at 3:15 am

Call in sick and get drunk all over again.

LeastValuablePlayer October 23, 2008 at 3:16 am

Uh, here’s a video of John McCain as a 1930s-style cartoon character:


zetetic October 23, 2008 at 3:23 am

[re=144187]d4g33z[/re]: Hawkeye: Hey Radar! Why don’t you beam Major Houlihan down to the planet surface — without her uniform!
Radar: Can’t do, Captain Pierce. You made me trade in the transporter for a set of novelty martini glasses, remember?
B.J.: And a fine trade it was too!
Hawkeye: Say Captain Hunnicut, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you with a goatee before …

BobLoblawLawBlog October 23, 2008 at 5:25 am

Jesus, even in CGI, Palin completely steals the show from McCain.

Darehead October 23, 2008 at 5:36 am

[re=144212]LeastValuablePlayer[/re]: Loved that.

demian October 23, 2008 at 5:42 am

that kinda grossed me out.

facehead October 23, 2008 at 6:11 am

Is this part of the race war?

Weeping Jesus October 23, 2008 at 6:41 am

It didn’t play the race card until the “Bedonkadonk” at the end. Almost made me vote for Palin, especially with the “Hot for Words” theme music.

Which reminds me: Wasn’t that chick Marina from Hot for Words available to run with McCain? I would sooooo switch parties for that.

Giant Robot October 23, 2008 at 6:56 am

Strong Bad could not have made this on his Lappy 486. He must have gotten some help from the Cheat.

AngryBlakGuy October 23, 2008 at 7:28 am

…I guess this is what the teach you in POW camps in Vietnam.

Darehead October 23, 2008 at 7:34 am

[re=144239]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I think he got it from all those years of listening to his favorite band, ABBA. Dancing Queen, Young and Free, Only Seventy (ish).

Nathalie08 October 23, 2008 at 7:54 am
RubberSoul October 23, 2008 at 8:02 am

Excellent use of McCain’s “third debate crazy face”.

freakishlystrong October 23, 2008 at 8:02 am

So Angry. So Blak. So Guy. Good Day to you Sir!

Cape Clod October 23, 2008 at 8:05 am

[re=144239]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: It’s a little terrifying what can be achieved with a personal computer these days.

slithytoves October 23, 2008 at 8:23 am

I’m sorry, that’s just wrong. Made me nauseous at the beginning of my workday. Thanks AngryBlakGuy! Not!

rubybuckaroo October 23, 2008 at 8:28 am

AngryBlakGuy !!
That was awesome!
Really well done. Thanks for sharing your skills and abilities.


Neilist October 23, 2008 at 8:31 am

Despite the CGI, you can tell that all of the participants are that most frightening, nauseating, and depressing of phenomenom:

“White Men Dancing.”

Case in point: Tucker C. on “Dancing With The Stars.”

(Come to think of it, what nitwit linked Tucker with “Stars”?)

Thanks for NOTHING, AngryBlack!

Serolf Divad October 23, 2008 at 8:44 am


It’s the whole “going bra-less” thing.

Street Organizer October 23, 2008 at 9:19 am

That killed my eyes. Please remove post immediately.

AngryBlakGuy October 23, 2008 at 9:24 am

[re=144248]Cape Clod[/re]: …well, today’s technology actually creates a plausible deniablity loop-hole. Kinda like how R-Kelly claimed it wasn’t him pissing on that 13 year old! So I guess there is a political career in my future after all!

AngryBlakGuy October 23, 2008 at 9:26 am

…damn, I’m getting flamed by a few of you guys? I just thought it was funny to see Sara Palin “Pop Lock & Drop it”!

Rusty Shackleford October 23, 2008 at 10:58 am

Brilliant! Step Up 3: Crumping You Can Believe In.

teebob2000 October 23, 2008 at 11:38 am

OMG, teh innernets sure is funny!

Kev-O-Tron October 23, 2008 at 11:52 am

[re=144285]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I thought it was fucking cool. The only thing that would make it cooler is if it was set to Rockit. and more ass fucking.

Deepthroat October 23, 2008 at 1:07 pm

John McCain crunking will haunt my nightmares tonight. Thanks angryblakguy

nosnikreplliw October 23, 2008 at 2:40 pm

five stars

Lazy Media October 23, 2008 at 4:13 pm

“I would tap that, my friend” is the new “I’d hit it.”

lunza October 23, 2008 at 4:39 pm

OMG there hedz iz pastede on yay

Schadenfried October 23, 2008 at 7:07 pm

You sillies, everybody knows white people have no rhythm.

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