Oh sure, here’s some of that “CGI” used to make Batman movies, but today used to make this creepy video of Obama and McCain having a dance contest. Thanks, we think, to Wonkette commenter supreme AngryBlakGuy.

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  1. Clearly Barry won it with the flip. Walnuts AGAIN had to fall back on his Veep coice, who is clearly not qualified to take over the throw-down when her homies need her.

  2. So Sarah wins because she learns three moves from a strippercize video? If that’s not the soft bigotry of low expectations, I don’t know what is.

  3. I don’t usually spend too much time on wonkette in the evening and now I find that what my Mom always said is true. Hoodlums hang around wonkette after nine o’clock.

    *hides his wallet

  4. I was all like, wha? This election can’t get no crazier! They’re dancin’ ‘n’ jivin’ and the–but then I saw “McCain” raise his arms over his head and realized it was fake. Can’t get nuthin’ over on me!

  5. omifuckingawd. Funny.
    Not so funny: I honestly think that this is how we will choose our presidents in about 20 years or so (a.k.a. “The Idiocracy Effect”)

  6. Sadly I think WALNUTS! wins this smack down becasue he aces the facial expressions. Hopey just smiles all happy like. . .but shouldn’t Barry’s crew be in blue and Wrinkly’s in red?

  7. [re=144187]d4g33z[/re]: Hawkeye: Hey Radar! Why don’t you beam Major Houlihan down to the planet surface — without her uniform!
    Radar: Can’t do, Captain Pierce. You made me trade in the transporter for a set of novelty martini glasses, remember?
    B.J.: And a fine trade it was too!
    Hawkeye: Say Captain Hunnicut, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you with a goatee before …

  8. It didn’t play the race card until the “Bedonkadonk” at the end. Almost made me vote for Palin, especially with the “Hot for Words” theme music.

    Which reminds me: Wasn’t that chick Marina from Hot for Words available to run with McCain? I would sooooo switch parties for that.

  9. [re=144239]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I think he got it from all those years of listening to his favorite band, ABBA. Dancing Queen, Young and Free, Only Seventy (ish).

  10. Despite the CGI, you can tell that all of the participants are that most frightening, nauseating, and depressing of phenomenom:

    “White Men Dancing.”

    Case in point: Tucker C. on “Dancing With The Stars.”

    (Come to think of it, what nitwit linked Tucker with “Stars”?)

    Thanks for NOTHING, AngryBlack!

  11. [re=144248]Cape Clod[/re]: …well, today’s technology actually creates a plausible deniablity loop-hole. Kinda like how R-Kelly claimed it wasn’t him pissing on that 13 year old! So I guess there is a political career in my future after all!

  12. [re=144285]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I thought it was fucking cool. The only thing that would make it cooler is if it was set to Rockit. and more ass fucking.

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