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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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  1. TexasJon

    Someone should probably call one of those Barry Hussein Huxtable Soreto birth certificate experts, because I think this might be fake.

  2. shortsshortsshorts

    Clearly Barry won it with the flip. Walnuts AGAIN had to fall back on his Veep coice, who is clearly not qualified to take over the throw-down when her homies need her.

  3. SayItWithWookies

    So Sarah wins because she learns three moves from a strippercize video? If that’s not the soft bigotry of low expectations, I don’t know what is.

  4. KevoTron

    I don’t usually spend too much time on wonkette in the evening and now I find that what my Mom always said is true. Hoodlums hang around wonkette after nine o’clock.

    *hides his wallet

  5. shortsshortsshorts

    [re=144155]KevoTron[/re]: People like you you should be cleaning up the streets in creative and auspicious ways.

  6. KristaJulieva

    I was all like, wha? This election can’t get no crazier! They’re dancin’ ‘n’ jivin’ and the–but then I saw “McCain” raise his arms over his head and realized it was fake. Can’t get nuthin’ over on me!

  7. expatinOz

    [re=144139]denver_80203[/re]: Totally what I was thinking…

    gonna dream of dancing Barry tonight…

  8. PoliTacky

    omifuckingawd. Funny.
    Not so funny: I honestly think that this is how we will choose our presidents in about 20 years or so (a.k.a. “The Idiocracy Effect”)

  9. d4g33z

    Sim-thespians, here we come! Personally I can’t wait: new episodes of Trek with characters from M*A*S*H* .

  10. janejax

    Sadly I think WALNUTS! wins this smack down becasue he aces the facial expressions. Hopey just smiles all happy like. . .but shouldn’t Barry’s crew be in blue and Wrinkly’s in red?

  11. tonehedge

    Watched video, shakes head in disbelief, logs off computer, goes to bed, to dream of what utter madness the world will behold at sunrise.

  12. contentsunderpressure

    [re=144150]trondant[/re]: I want it to be late at night, but it’s 9:30am here. My day will be long and painful.

  13. zetetic

    [re=144187]d4g33z[/re]: Hawkeye: Hey Radar! Why don’t you beam Major Houlihan down to the planet surface — without her uniform!
    Radar: Can’t do, Captain Pierce. You made me trade in the transporter for a set of novelty martini glasses, remember?
    B.J.: And a fine trade it was too!
    Hawkeye: Say Captain Hunnicut, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you with a goatee before …

  14. Weeping Jesus

    It didn’t play the race card until the “Bedonkadonk” at the end. Almost made me vote for Palin, especially with the “Hot for Words” theme music.

    Which reminds me: Wasn’t that chick Marina from Hot for Words available to run with McCain? I would sooooo switch parties for that.

  15. Giant Robot

    Strong Bad could not have made this on his Lappy 486. He must have gotten some help from the Cheat.

  16. Darehead

    [re=144239]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I think he got it from all those years of listening to his favorite band, ABBA. Dancing Queen, Young and Free, Only Seventy (ish).

  17. Cape Clod

    [re=144239]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: It’s a little terrifying what can be achieved with a personal computer these days.

  18. slithytoves

    I’m sorry, that’s just wrong. Made me nauseous at the beginning of my workday. Thanks AngryBlakGuy! Not!

  19. rubybuckaroo

    AngryBlakGuy !!
    That was awesome!
    Really well done. Thanks for sharing your skills and abilities.


  20. Neilist

    Despite the CGI, you can tell that all of the participants are that most frightening, nauseating, and depressing of phenomenom:

    “White Men Dancing.”

    Case in point: Tucker C. on “Dancing With The Stars.”

    (Come to think of it, what nitwit linked Tucker with “Stars”?)

    Thanks for NOTHING, AngryBlack!

  21. AngryBlakGuy

    [re=144248]Cape Clod[/re]: …well, today’s technology actually creates a plausible deniablity loop-hole. Kinda like how R-Kelly claimed it wasn’t him pissing on that 13 year old! So I guess there is a political career in my future after all!

  22. AngryBlakGuy

    …damn, I’m getting flamed by a few of you guys? I just thought it was funny to see Sara Palin “Pop Lock & Drop it”!

  23. Kev-O-Tron

    [re=144285]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I thought it was fucking cool. The only thing that would make it cooler is if it was set to Rockit. and more ass fucking.

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