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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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  • TexasJon

    Someone should probably call one of those Barry Hussein Huxtable Soreto birth certificate experts, because I think this might be fake.

  • graceless

    Sorry. Can’t watch. No fun unless it’s real.

  • HuskyMescan

    damn the photoshops are amazing aren’t they?

  • shortsshortsshorts

    Clearly Barry won it with the flip. Walnuts AGAIN had to fall back on his Veep coice, who is clearly not qualified to take over the throw-down when her homies need her.

  • denver_80203

    woulda been better if mccain never lifted his arms above his chest

  • dilhavarti

    Why did you bastards make me give fifty bucks to Tinkleberg? Why?

  • trondant

    [re=144139]denver_80203[/re]: Like this dude at about :59 or 1:00?

  • trondant
  • HandsomePete

    That may be the most awesomest/frightening thing I’ve ever seen.

  • SayItWithWookies

    So Sarah wins because she learns three moves from a strippercize video? If that’s not the soft bigotry of low expectations, I don’t know what is.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    New McCain Campaign Theme: “McCain – Pretty Fly for an Old White Guy.”

  • KevoTron

    I don’t usually spend too much time on wonkette in the evening and now I find that what my Mom always said is true. Hoodlums hang around wonkette after nine o’clock.

    *hides his wallet

  • rambone

    I blame Ellen for all of this dancing.

  • NoWireHangers

    Step Up 2: The White House Got Served Cuz the Way He Move

  • shortsshortsshorts

    [re=144155]KevoTron[/re]: People like you you should be cleaning up the streets in creative and auspicious ways.

  • aleks

    How did I get to Andrew Sullivan’s site?

  • johnbpt

    Okay, I find myself GUILTY of being amused.

  • KristaJulieva

    I was all like, wha? This election can’t get no crazier! They’re dancin’ ‘n’ jivin’ and the–but then I saw “McCain” raise his arms over his head and realized it was fake. Can’t get nuthin’ over on me!

  • KevoTron

    I think I saw Larry Sinclair back there too…

  • grendel

    McCain’s lucky Biden wasn’t there to throw down his mad skillz

  • pepe

    Obama got SERVED (coconut cream pie).

  • expatinOz

    [re=144139]denver_80203[/re]: Totally what I was thinking…

    gonna dream of dancing Barry tonight…

  • PoliTacky

    omifuckingawd. Funny.
    Not so funny: I honestly think that this is how we will choose our presidents in about 20 years or so (a.k.a. “The Idiocracy Effect”)

  • d4g33z

    Sim-thespians, here we come! Personally I can’t wait: new episodes of Trek with characters from M*A*S*H* .

  • 1ofUS

    That move mcCain makes: the veep creep? The idiocracy rules…or is rule by idiocracies.

  • janejax

    Sadly I think WALNUTS! wins this smack down becasue he aces the facial expressions. Hopey just smiles all happy like. . .but shouldn’t Barry’s crew be in blue and Wrinkly’s in red?

  • jasonelias

    I’m really impressed. How did McCain and Obama find the time to do this…

  • tonehedge

    Watched video, shakes head in disbelief, logs off computer, goes to bed, to dream of what utter madness the world will behold at sunrise.

  • tepid sunshine

    This is the best thing I HAVE EVER SEEN.

  • contentsunderpressure

    [re=144150]trondant[/re]: I want it to be late at night, but it’s 9:30am here. My day will be long and painful.

  • trondant

    Call in sick and get drunk all over again.

  • LeastValuablePlayer

    Uh, here’s a video of John McCain as a 1930s-style cartoon character:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjomYMe6t_U

  • zetetic

    [re=144187]d4g33z[/re]: Hawkeye: Hey Radar! Why don’t you beam Major Houlihan down to the planet surface — without her uniform!
    Radar: Can’t do, Captain Pierce. You made me trade in the transporter for a set of novelty martini glasses, remember?
    B.J.: And a fine trade it was too!
    Hawkeye: Say Captain Hunnicut, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you with a goatee before …

  • BobLoblawLawBlog

    Jesus, even in CGI, Palin completely steals the show from McCain.

  • Darehead

    [re=144212]LeastValuablePlayer[/re]: Loved that.

  • demian

    that kinda grossed me out.

  • facehead

    Is this part of the race war?

  • Weeping Jesus

    It didn’t play the race card until the “Bedonkadonk” at the end. Almost made me vote for Palin, especially with the “Hot for Words” theme music.

    Which reminds me: Wasn’t that chick Marina from Hot for Words available to run with McCain? I would sooooo switch parties for that.

  • Giant Robot

    Strong Bad could not have made this on his Lappy 486. He must have gotten some help from the Cheat.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …I guess this is what the teach you in POW camps in Vietnam.

  • Darehead

    [re=144239]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I think he got it from all those years of listening to his favorite band, ABBA. Dancing Queen, Young and Free, Only Seventy (ish).

  • Nathalie08
  • RubberSoul

    Excellent use of McCain’s “third debate crazy face”.

  • freakishlystrong

    So Angry. So Blak. So Guy. Good Day to you Sir!

  • Cape Clod

    [re=144239]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: It’s a little terrifying what can be achieved with a personal computer these days.

  • slithytoves

    I’m sorry, that’s just wrong. Made me nauseous at the beginning of my workday. Thanks AngryBlakGuy! Not!

  • rubybuckaroo

    AngryBlakGuy !!
    That was awesome!
    Really well done. Thanks for sharing your skills and abilities.

    WIN!!!

  • Neilist

    Despite the CGI, you can tell that all of the participants are that most frightening, nauseating, and depressing of phenomenom:

    “White Men Dancing.”

    Case in point: Tucker C. on “Dancing With The Stars.”

    (Come to think of it, what nitwit linked Tucker with “Stars”?)

    Thanks for NOTHING, AngryBlack!

  • Serolf Divad

    [re=144227]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]:

    It’s the whole “going bra-less” thing.

  • Street Organizer

    That killed my eyes. Please remove post immediately.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    [re=144248]Cape Clod[/re]: …well, today’s technology actually creates a plausible deniablity loop-hole. Kinda like how R-Kelly claimed it wasn’t him pissing on that 13 year old! So I guess there is a political career in my future after all!

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …damn, I’m getting flamed by a few of you guys? I just thought it was funny to see Sara Palin “Pop Lock & Drop it”!

  • Rusty Shackleford

    Brilliant! Step Up 3: Crumping You Can Believe In.

  • teebob2000

    OMG, teh innernets sure is funny!

  • Kev-O-Tron

    [re=144285]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I thought it was fucking cool. The only thing that would make it cooler is if it was set to Rockit. and more ass fucking.

  • Deepthroat

    John McCain crunking will haunt my nightmares tonight. Thanks angryblakguy

  • nosnikreplliw

    five stars

  • Lazy Media

    “I would tap that, my friend” is the new “I’d hit it.”

  • lunza

    OMG there hedz iz pastede on yay

  • Schadenfried

    You sillies, everybody knows white people have no rhythm.