Wonkette
- McCain’s wife-swapping stunt: Will it work? [Princess Sparkle Pony]
- Add $13 thousand in makeup per month—a sum that could buy several, if not many, lipsticks—to Sarah Palin’s $700 billion fashion bailout. [The Sleuth]
- White supremacists are getting so bored of all their Nazi regalia, which means the RNC should give them $150k to go to Neiman’s too. [Fresh Intelligence]
- Al-Qaeda says it will support J. Hussein McCain in the election and hinted that there might be Terror (or allusions to such) to help him win. [Matthew Yglesias]
- Well, well look who’s suddenly so particular about the intended meanings of words corresponding to their usage! It’s Palin! She hates the name “Trooper-Gate” and would prefer that you refer to her gross abuses of power by their Christian name: “Taser-Gate.” [The Caucus]
- Your teevee can tell all your despicable partisan biases based on whether you like that show about the monster trucks jumping over sharks or that show about how ice storms prevent men from driving monster trucks on fishing trips. [Top of the Ticket]
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS
Sarah Palin: Concerned Linguist
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on Wed October 22 2008
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Juli Weiner
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I’m calling for an end to all bailouts- financial and cosmetic alike.
http://plightofthepumpernickel.blogspot.com
Who is Sarah liguisting? I thought she was anti-homo? That was a quick flip-flop!
Hmm, I guess now only 9 out of 10 terrorist agree.
Why does Sarah hate the uppercase? I mean, it’s one thing to have an occasional lapse and let a capital letter in every so often, but really! How sentence-caseist.
“The sooner some people in this movement quit acting like the stereotype we are portrayed to be by the jew media, the sooner more and more white people will be unafraid to join.”—Black Eagle
Oh, he was soooo close to getting that “quit acting like the stereotype” part down.
Can’t wait to see what October’s fashion bill will amount to…geez Sarah, go to Ann Taylor. You can get a nice jacket for about $200.
But…but…I TiVo Colbert and Doctor Who!
Where on earth are there Republicans who watch Doctor Who? I’ve met Ron Paul types, sure, but it goes way over the head of any Republicans I’ve ever met, what with the funny foreigners and all.
“It’s Palin!” should be a TV series.
I wonder if Amy Strozzi the 13k/month makeup artist is voting for McPalin?
AWKWARD!!!
So, the National SOCIALISTS want a white homeland. I really don’t have too much objection to giving them Alaska.
If Bible Spice isn’t careful, Barry is going to tax her fashion budget at 39 percent instead of 36 percent. And we know what that would mean–suddenly she’ll look like Barbara Mikulski.
All that money and nobody could steer clear of a scarf that supports Democrats?
http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/stumper/archive/2008/10/21/in-which-sarah-palin-displays-the-latest-in-donkey-fashion.aspx
So, everyone that’s not at a McCain-Palin rally is anti-American, right? She is just dispicable– for her, Democrats aren’t just the opposition, they’re the enemy! Whether you agree with Obama’s policies or not, which of course I do, he has never made this election a flat out war. And “taser-gate”? If that guy tasered your nephew, HAVE HIM ARRESTED! Her stupidity is never ending.
That’s my “why-I-hate-Palin” rant for the day.
James Bond’s Miss Moneypenny would describe Sarah as a cunning linguist.
swarm of bees: Swarmey…Sarah is “The Ouroboros” which often represents self-reflexivity or cyclicality, especially in the sense of something constantly re-creating itself, the eternal return, and other things perceived as cycles that begin anew as soon as they end (See Phoenix (mythology)). It can also represent the idea of primordial unity related to something existing in or persisting from the beginning with such force or qualities it cannot be extinguished. The ouroboros has been important in religious and mythological symbolism, but has also been frequently used in alchemical illustrations, where it symbolizes the circular nature of the alchemist’s opus but, in Sarah’s case, represents external cyclical stupidity.
Q2: WTF???? You do know, don’t you, that Sarah is the New Messiah, and you’re just going to hell…? ‘Cause girls can be Messiahs, too, doncha know….
Sorry, meant to say Mrssiah….
Wait…
Also, “In Plain Sight,” “Saving Grace,” “The Hills,” “Army Wives,” “What Not to Wear,” “Design Star,” “The Next Star,” “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” “The Cleaner.”
you are supposed to kill yourself if you fall into this category, right?
I enjoy how they champion these morons as “bipartisan”. These are the same fat slack-jawed undecideds we see interviewed on every news station as if they were gifted beyond sight for “just not knowing or trusting” Obama.
Fuuuuuuuuck prideful ignorance.
Hm, a fashion website catering to specialty groups. “What is the well-dressed white supremacist wearing this fall?” Sort of like “Queer Eye for the Fascist Guy” or something.
Never mind.
The Colbert Report is the only show out of that list of hideousness that I’ve ever watched.
“Concerned Linguist”? Really. You really ducked the opportunity to use: “Sarah Palin: Cunning Linguist”.
I am *so* disappointed.
Wait, wait, wait. The official Al Qaeda website said this: “al-Qaida will have to support McCain in the coming elections so that he continues the failing march of his predecessor, Bush.” This is in effect an editorial endorsement, right? Al Qaeda endorses John McCain?! Right? Not to sound like a Daily Kos overreacting libtard, but shouldn’t this be getting a bit more play? Maybe?
SARAH FEEL’S PRETTY
(I Feel Pretty, West Side Story)
WilliamBanzai7
SARAH
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and even bright!
And I pity
Any trailer girl who isn’t me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It’s alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I’m real.
See the pretty hockey mom in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive mom be?
Such a pretty Vice Presidential face,
Such a pretty $5000 dress,
Such a pretty red lipsticked smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I’m loved
By a bunch of GOP red necked cowboys!
GIRLS
Have you met our good friend Sarah,
The craziest girl on Joe sixpacks block?
You’ll know her the minute you see her,
She’s the one who got a broken clock.
She thinks she’s smart.
She thinks she’s got a great campaign.
She isn’t smart,
She’s merely shopping McCain insane.
It must be the campaign heat
Or some rare hypocritical disease,
Or too much foies gras to eat
Or maybe it’s media fleas.
Keep away from her,
Send for Gap Chinos!
This is not the
Sara we thought we knew!
SARAH
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the District should give me its key.
A Senate committee
Should be organized to honor me.
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
SARAH
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
That the Miss GOP title can be mine!
They asked Todd, you have a problem with this state trooper, he is a threat, you need to take that to the commissioner of the department of public safety.
that is not a sentence, sarah palin!
Sorry, but it’s just begging: Taser? I hardly know her!
SHOPPING DAZE (SCUSE ME I GOT CLOTHES TO BUY)
(Purple Haze, Jimi Hendrix)
WilliamBanzai7
Shopping daze all in my brain
Lately Filene’s just dont seem the same
Actin funny, but I dont know why
Scuse me I got designer clothes to buy!
Shopping malls all around
Dont know if our campaigns goin up or down
Am I happy or in misery?
What ever it is, that $5000 French dress put a spell on me!
Help me
Help me
Oh, no, no
Shopping daze all in my eyes, uhh
Dont know if its election day or night
Its got me blowin cash, its a campaign crime
Until tomorrow, or just the end of time?
Ooo
Help me
Ahh, yea-yeah, shopping daze, yeah
Oh, no, oh
Oh, help me
Shopping daze, tell me, baby, tell me
I cant go on like this
Shopping daze
Youre makin me blow my campaign
Shopping daze, no, its painful, baby