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Oh christ, when we wrote this madness yesterday, we were kidding! (Sort of.) But America’s millions of cops are not kidding at all — they’re expecting some kind of serious shit to go down the night of November 4, after the election is stolen. You know, race riots!
Police departments in cities across the country are beefing up their ranks for Election Day, preparing for possible civil unrest and riots after the historic presidential contest.
In a stunning display of forced journalistic objectivity, the reporter then offers then two possible factors in this election that could lead to urban riots:
Public safety officials said in interviews with The Hill that the election, which will end with either the nation’s first black president or its first female vice president, demanded a stronger police presence.
Yes, there will be terrible riots if, uh, Sarah Palin is or isn’t defeated in the vice presidential contest because, uh, who fucking cares, right? And then the rest of the article is about the terrible race riots of the past, which were all caused by eight-year-old Barack Obama lighting fires for Bill Ayers.
Police Prepare For Unrest [The Hill]
Sure. They ni66ers aren’t capable of being human beings whether Obama wins or not.
I remember fondly when Joe Louis lost to Max Schmeling and Black America LOST THEIR MINDS.
This is mostly more voter intimidation, fascism, suppression, yawn.
I love the low opinion this country has for people of color. It never ceases to amaze.
Ball cap wearing, axe handle wielding rednecks will take to the streets and pulverize anyone who is even remotely brown if Barry wins. My advice is to stay home and barricade the doors and windows like a zombie apocalypse is underway.
Maybe Down Syndrome people will take to the streets if Palin doesn’t get in.
If John McCain wins the election, I’m punching the nearest 80 year old white man in the face.
If McCain wins, I think rioting is justified. Sorry, whitey.
I, personally, can not wait.
As a resident of California, I’m on whatever side the Mexicans are on.
There could be something there. A dark-skinned young lady started saying “OBAMA!!!” in the liquor store by my house this weekend, and when I politely said “hell ya” she told me to shut the fuck up and that the darks would be taking over the country soon.
John McClain: The Mexicans will choose whichever side involves fucking shit up. I promise.
dano: Have you looked at Hank Paulson and Michael Chertoff?? Are you sure a Zombie Apocalypse isn’t ALREADY underway??
If McCain wins, I will riot like no other…and I’m a whitey.
shortsshortsshorts: See, and when I wear my Obama shirt, homeless people give me thumbs up. But I, too, am a dark-skinned lady and not an elitist whitey.
Awesome. Freikorps now in place. America now has it’s law and order saviors ready to liberate us all from the Red Menace should the Marxist candidate be elected.
Palin-Plumber2012: Their retard strength will destroy us all.
Don’ make me busta cap in yo ass, VOTE!
This is great news. There are literally millions of foreclosed homes which need to be torn down. The police should go around and put a bunch of McCain signs and confederate flags all over them and we can call it a public works project.
shortsshortsshorts: Could Charlie Manson have been right about Helter Skelter?
tunamelt: RACIST!!! You must be a swing-state bitter. Hope you can fold your Klan-hood into a turban once Mullah Obama is elected Ayatollah of the United Socialist States of Allahmerika.
Well, poo. I been ranting about this in various and sundry threads all morning, and now I’ve been usurped. On the upside, maybe this will induce Ken to resurrect the cool apocalyptic comic book with Soros, Hillary and teeming hordes of armed darkies menacing real Americans. Please?
As long as we can organize a drinking game around it, what’s the problem?
shortsshortsshorts: HAHAHAHA! Oh my.
McCain agrees with Murtha in Moon, PA
when mcCAIN wins all you chalkies gonna see some trouble
When Obama wins I hope black people come up to me and say “go back to Europe if you don’t like it.”
That would be just awesome in my book.
MathewBrooks: I’ve noticed that too. Your Apocalypse trumps my Martial Law. “Riots” are so last millenium.
Ken,
What do you mean “When WE wrote”? YOU wrote that article.
facehead: The problem is, after all those Debate-themed drinking games i need a new liver.
magic titty:
Hey man. I’m a white dude. If the polls remain unchanged, and Obama loses, and reports of fraud (which would pretty much have to happen for Obama to lose with these numbers) start coming out, I may need to be restrained myself. There’s enough anger from 2000 to magnify the anger of 2008.
John McClain: No, I say that as a Mexican who will side with whatever side involves fucking shit up.
Oh lordy — we better elect McCain/Palin so there’s not a replay of those awful riots that took place when Mondale/Ferraro were defeated.
To the barricades, people! And this time, can we make it for real? None of this half revolution, Weatherman crap. All in Trotsky style!
dano: Uh oh. Well I best go on a murderous rampage before finding out. My predictions are CONCLUSIVE.
Palin-Plumber2012: We will all be relentlessly hugged and smiled at in the new word order, which is a genetic order, which is missing a gene.
Christastic: Well I,for one, helped frame the narrative.
tunamelt: Oh shit I’m mexican too. We’re like two 40 year old guys on an AOL chat room pretending to be 12 year old girls, only more ILLEGAL!!! ¡¡Que chinga!!
In Chicago they used to riot when the Bulls won. (Back in the 90s). Victory looting is terrible and wrong. Stolen election looting though, is an honorable pastime. I hope to participate if WALNUTS! somehow pulls this off. My plan is to throw a few bricks, fill up my car with stolen monies and booze and head for the border. Viva la revolution!
I live near a predominantly black and very poor neighborhood in one of the outer boroughs in NYC and about 2 weeks ago one of these modern hi-tech, intimidate the masses, NYPD Warsaw Ghetto type towers went up right in the middle of the main drag of that part of town:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3210/2945379255_c2ae152c07.jpg
It’s much, much, scarier looking when it isn’t dwarfed by all of Times Square, in a place where the tallest building is only 3 stories high, trust me on this.
Yesterday as I was walking down another nearby NYC street when a city bus passed me with “EVACUATION CTR” electronic sign on the front above the driver being the destination of the route.
Which is funny because in all the time I’ve lived here I’ve never heard of there being an evacuation center, never mind having it be part of a local bus route.
And lastly, early this morning I was woken by an air raid alert siren being tested, not once, but twice in one morning.
All this leads me to believe that the folks in charge, here and elsewhere, are making sure that all their toys and escape routes are in good working order.
Can’t say that I blame them, if it was me I’d hate to find out at the last minute that my stuff isn’t working the way it’s supposed to and I’m about to be over-run by the barbarians that I spent the last quarter century creating through a deliberately failed educational system that has left them little or no economic prospects to flee the coming storm.
You do remember the “vote or die” campaign threat…well the truth is you will vote & die. sorry blacks.
can’t we all just kill each other and get it over with? cause the “can’t we all just get along” thang is not quite working. maybe if we had a them song, like during the GULF WAR. “From a Distance….blah blah blah.” wars over. presto!
Not sure where this figures into the discussion, but I’m not black and I’m thinking some shit should burn if McCain wins. And then I’ll be hopping a plane for Rio.
http://www.military.com/news/article/combat-brigade-ready-for-us-operations.html
I need a revolution resolution. I didn’t get around to join a commune in my flower child days.
But alas, it will probably be some fucked up virtual chaos…until the water runs out.
Fuck, not enough time to get a gun legally. But I’m white so I’m off to Ryder…
Dangit I knew I shouldn’t have gotten that tan in Vegas. D’ya think that when the rednecks are out in full force, we darkies will have a chance? I’m not too handy with a firearm, but I can start watching UFC and WWE today, and I think I’ll be prepared for hand-to-hand combat.
Red Headed StepChild: I totally understand, but when people hear the words ‘riot’, who do they think of? Non-whitey.
It would be refreshing to see blacks, Latinos, and whites rioting together on behalf of Hopey though.
That’s if he loses. Which he can’t. Because my head would explode. And I’d miss out on the riot.
November 4 I will be bustin’ out the plate glass window of my local Best Buy, carrying a 50″ plasma TV and couple of guys from the Geek Squad to help me install the bitch.
magic titty: ‘cept I don’t think it just a Black thing - if a black girl like me can says so. If a potential stolen election of this magnitude doesn’t piss you off enough to pick up a pitchfork, you really shouldn’t even have the right to call yourself an anti-American liberal socialist…
shortsshortsshorts: Was she cute?
tunamelt: I get that too, but I am an elitist whitey (albeit a small, female one). I’ve been told by two separate homeless men that I am ‘the coolest white girl in West Philly’ just for wandering around near my office in my Obama gear. So I guess I’m set when the revolution comes.
Street Organizer: ouch! someone shit in cheerio’s?
John McClain: You know, I hadn’t thought of it that way… but quite frankly us mexicans (i’m a mutt, remember) are too lazy to riot. why bother with all the fussin’ and a feudin’.
Word on the street is that the Hillaryis44tards are stockpiling pitchforks and torches for a post-Obama win lynching bee because that’s what you do in the real America.
Well, black people just aren’t used to getting screwed over, left out or losing.
problemwithcaring: ditto!
If Palin wins, I’m not riot’n, I’m just leav’n
aleks: Actually, yes. Very much.
Barack Like Me: That pic of the telescoping sniper tower is kind of ominous.
problemwithcaring: But they stole the last two and we reacted like doomed sheep. I can’t see much difference.
WendyK: You’ll have to register your steel chairs….
Time to call my Korean in-laws in LA and have them double-check the 1992-vintage steel plates on their windows.
Oh, hell, I’m not ready for a race riot? What do I wear? What weapons do I bring? And, as someone who looks white but has African-American ancestors, which side do I choose?
Man, this is so unfair…why couldn’t I have had a month to prepare?
Take your frustrations out on the Diebold machines. They are McCain’s only hope at this point.
Red Headed StepChild: I was my own one man riot when Nader lost in 2000…he was totally robbed…
american mutt: No shit. Mexicans just ride it out and then clean up. Literally.
shortsshortsshorts: We need to turn this around to our advantage: every white person should carry:
1) a pack of Newports
2) a bottle of Hennessy
3) a few dime bags of weed
AND with any luck, we can turn this race riot into a race orgy.
mookworthjwilson: And by “one man riot” I of course mean that I sat alone in a closet mastrubating furously…
Palin-Plumber2012: ha! that is the premise of a hilarious movie.
Dr. Zoidberg: Just head on down to the McCain family slave plantation, they’ll love you just the way you are.
“…white riot, i wanna riot, white riot, riot ‘o my own!”
McCain is starting the revolution and he’s ahead of us. He admitted that he’s gonna use a meat axe, hatchet and a scalpel. Poor thing, he can’t even handle 2 of these.
I’m a tall, skinny, elitist, bald white gay guy that has smoked Newports for 25 yrs. Honey, I am IN.
user-of-owls: I’m so excited, this time around I will be aware of the rioting instead of five. I also live in Koreatown. It’s like the epicenter.
tunamelt: You and me both honey-love.
Race War - well, at least it will save on the cost of overseas deployment . . .
magic titty: Difference is this time it would have to be BLATANT like they don’t give a fuck if everyone knows they stole the election… When there was some deniability most people would believe the story coming out.
shortsshortsshorts: Little does she know that Barry only plans to cater to the half black, like himself…even Michelle will be left behind for Maya Rudolph and Lenny Kravitz will replace Joe Biden as the VP…
I’m also part Irish, so somebody’s getting stabbed with a broken bottle. And I’m a quarter Italian too, so the big fat bald guy and his mistress are getting strung up by meathooks and stoned. Racism is fun!
facehead: That’s so wrong… and yet so right…
I’d be worried about race riots, too. Those Nascar Nation folks can get pretty nasty when they don’t win.
dano: You mean painting “SOUL BROTHER” on the plywood is NOT a good idea?
Can’t we all just get along? If Barry wins I plan to celebrate by getting myself a black girlfriend. I have this Lt. Uhura outfit that needs just the right woman to fill it out.
Well, I’ve been living outside the U.S. for 10 years, but maybe I could go throw a brick at a McDonald’s or something.
Shit’s gonna hit the fan when Bob Barr wins….
Rocks? Check. Two by Four? Check. Molotov cocktails? Check.
how funny would it be if Obama inspired the nations first “post-racial” riot…
I’m gonna make sure my car is parked somewhere nice and safe Tuesday night. I live in a city that was destroyed by race riots in the 60s and I’m damn sure there’s going to be hell if Obama doesn’t win. Not that it will be a race riot this time. I’m gonna be out there on the streets getting wasted being rowdy too.
RON PAUL R3VOLUTION!!1!!!
All you losers merely talk about rioting, but are you making the necessary preparations? I, for one, will be drinking as much as possible between now and 11/4 to ensure that I have enough glass bottles for any rioting activities.
Be prepared.
tiger: and yeah I’ll probably be blasting this from a boombox as I do it
Where the brothers and sisters partyin’ in DC on the evening of Nov. 4? Cause I’m going there. Is U street too yuppified now?
Roll Fish: So you’re car will be in either Mexico or Canada, then.
Barack Like Me: I trust you’ve responded to this by steadily amassing barbed wire wrapped bricks, polishing your brass knuckles, and sharpening your grappling hook? It’s what any true patriot would do.
tunamelt: Actually, it’s just the inlaws that live there. I’m safely tucked away in Arkansas, and NOBODY molotovs a Walmart.
Oh, and your enthusiasm sounds dangerously similar to people who say, “I’d really like to see a tornado in person!”
policonoclast: So the burned out stores will be ‘racially-incandescent?’
I’ma be PISSED if McCain steals it, but all rioting would do is cement his “legitimacy.” Fuckin’ yippies got Nixon re-elected with their Chicago bullshit. This country is way too conservative for a revolution, but it’s ALWAYS up for a violent backlash.
Barack Like Me: Ominous and amorphous, yet strangley pod-like creatures were seen being wheeled through midtown recently. Coincidence?
dano: Win.
I am black, my grandma is Irish and one of my grandpas is Native American. This means I have Angry Black woman rage, a tendency towards alcoholism and an inability to hold that liquor.
PNW: Beware!
I am so white I glow in the dark. If McCain wins, we rioters shall use my milky white skin to illuminate the mixing of chemical projectiles and our subsequent projectiling (vomiting and otherwise). See you at the revolution. Amen.
Lazy Media: Pussy.
bitchincamaro: Oh, here’s the pix
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00i6eLgf0U4t9/610x.jpg
All this riot talk makes me glad I live in my tiny Unabomber cabin in the middle of nowhere.
Barack Like Me: My fist thought was that tower thingy would be fun to knock over. As I read the rest of your post it stopped being funny. I have to make a special effort every day to not get freaked out. If this whole thing ends up looking as bad as it smells right now I don’t know what choice there is BUT to riot. magic titty: Stealing an election is one thing-actually two things(actually three when you count the crap in ‘06)-to take this one they will have to yank it from our hands. This is not a doomed sheep election. It is a motivated, involved electorate election.
Don’t fuck with us, black, white and tans. I’ll help knock down a sniper tower.
tiger: Well hey, somebody remembered that the Clash would have a song we could all sing along to.
Lazy Media: Thank you! Fuck all this talk of riots…Lets start the party planning baby. (Problemwithcaring will bring the Cali bud!) I bought my ticket to DC for the inauguration. Yes - already! IN THE TANK!
Thank the white God that we have the Second Amendment. I’m bulking up on ammo in case The Kingfish and Scatman Cruthers come a shufflin’ to my door. Anyone have a copy of Birth of a Nation I can borrow?
dano: I took it while I was standing right in front of the Nasdaq street level TV studio at about 9am on October 9th and what you don’t see in the frame is me flipping off everyone on the other side of the glass in their studio.
I didn’t get arrested and the Dow dropped 680 points by the end of the day, so at least I had the last laugh.
bitchincamaro: That’s a common sight in the Garment District where clothes racks are wheeled through the streets and sidewalks.
Insert obligatory “just because we’re paranoid it doesn’t mean…” line here.
I plan to make comical 19th-century round bombs with fuses. Like in the cartoons.
1996: Denver, not quite the whitest city in the country but pretty damn non-black, at least, has a new hockey team that wins the Stanley Cup.
Cars get overturned and set on fire, etc. Folks can’t contain their excitement. There were riots. In Denver, about hockey. If those aren’t the whitest riots ever I don’t know what is.
Anyway, a whole lot of happy and drunk people, regardless of melanin levels, without a constructive outlet for their happiness (and schadenfreude) are prone to destroy some shit.
Hopefully because the election has taken a little longer than a hockey game, the adrenaline fizzles out a little by Nov 4th in all but the wonkiest, who are unlikely to smash windows being mostly not strong enough.
i hope to be hanging with hopey in hopeland grant park.
that should be safe, right?
bitchincamaro: Those are wedding dresses. When WALNUTS! wins do they think they are going to force us into mass weddings?
Ooo! Does this mean I won’t have to go to work on Wednesday?
dano: Where’s the “SUNDOWN TOWNS 4 MCCAIN” button? I could swear it was right on his site with the “real america gear”.
…a stronger police presence… Nothing starts a good race riot like a few battalions of cops hanging around the polling stations to make sure the colored people don’t get uppity when they run out of ballots at 11:30 in the morning…
No no no… these nice policemen are just going to assist the angry voters purged form the rolls who may burn down main street when they can’t vote.
I live in the South Bronx. All I can say is we’re just not “in to” riots anymore and this is sooooo annoying. I want to know who will keep me safe from the crazy white people when Barry wins.
*gulp*
Maus: OMG so true– why don’t they just say “sundown America” it’s what they mean!
Carrie_Okie: Hey, just pick up a mini-14 and throw a tactical stock, flashlight and laser sight on it and you’re all set for some shooty fun (you might also want the Cabela’s 500 round fun pack of ammunition and a couple of 40-round magazines). Since it’s a rifle, there’s no waiting period. You’ll be set to riot in no time!
This was all predicted on South Park last year.
“Race War’s on everybody! It’s going down! Shit is going down!”
Christastic: Yeah we’ve been kind of using the royal “we” on Wonkette for five or so years now.
Barack Like Me: Jesus christ. I would say, “You should go take some pictures of this stuff,” but you would be seized and murdered by the Secret Police, so don’t do that.
Coup d’etat, anyone?
natoslug: Personally, I recommend the Wolf case o’ ammo, available for just a few dollars more at Cabella’s. Once you get to rippin’ off rounds at the coloreds, it’s easy to go through a lot of ammo fast.
Obama advised his cousin Odinga to accuse election fraud and incite a riot if he lost the Kenya election.
Truculent: Yeah, but don’t you have to deal with tougher primers with the steel-cased ammo? In that case, you’d have to consider upgrading to the Wolff extra power hammer spring. Assuming you’re only planning on rioting/defending yourself from rioters for a day or two, just splurge on the expensive ammo. But then, I’m an elitist, and plan on defending myself mainly from the whiteys. Most of my neighbors are republicans, and I just don’t trust those shifty bastards . . . Angry meth-heads and wrinkly repubs pissed at my Obama sticker are my main threat out here in the middle of nowhere.
tunamelt: Fuck, Tuna, I am a blond-haired, blue eyed white male, and I will be right beside you!!!
Detroit law enforcement official said today that they are preparing for riots either way… If Obama wins, they know they will see rioting ala 1984 when the Tigers beat San Diego, you know drunken, happy-go-lucky rioters. If the election does get stolen, they expect REALLY pissed off rioters.
So, white America, the question is not whether we want riots or not, it is what type of rioter do you want to see tearing apart America: Rioters that are HAPPY, and that is why they are burning shit. or do you want a bunch of really really pissed off people burning shit and just getting angrier and angrier.
Of course with that first scenario, you have to deal with some white-trash riots, but then who gives a fuck if a few trailer parks burn down!
(This will be perhaps my most obscure joke ever…wait for it…)
Ah, Finally Spider Robinson can move some of those old books he keeps in his attic.
Ken Layne: Way ahead of you, Ken. As I write this an NYPD helicopter is circling overhead aforementioned poor black neighborhood looking for a shooter. This is the second time in less than a month that this scenario has played out here.
Here’s an Andrew Sullivan worthy pic I just shot of the view out my window:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3028/2964800963_d306c2051c.jpg
On 9/!!s there were 4 of those bad boys in the same space that day, all day, so this is nothings.
But yeah, they’ve got all sorts of cool cop equipment to play with these days, don’t they?
As far as the SS goes somebody once put some graffiti up in the AEI building on 17th & M on PNACs floor, which led to a tension convention interview over it at the Hilton on 16th & K, (when I toiled a few blocks away from AEI as a lowly payroll clerk), which abruptly ended when I brought up my 4 yrs USMC service and who I voted for in 1984, so I feel like I’ve been cleared, at least for the time being.
Oh, & btw, lest anyone be deceived…I am the Dorthy Parker of the cyber age…and everybody knows it.
This will be screwed up by Florida, then we go down there and go after those damn Jews, again…
Roschelle: They showed this clip on Hardball on the sideshow. The look on the face of the guy behind McGramps was priceless! I thought smoke was going to start pouring out of his ears from the gears grinding oh so hard in his head!
I live in Los Angeles… trust me, just stock up on booze, stay indoors, and most of the fires will burn out in three days.
@Lazy Media — Dude your history is wrong, sorry. It was 99 pct a police riot in Chicago, and if you took Wallace out of the picture Nixon won in a landslide. But you are right about rioting — it’s jake to swagger verbally about it, but the only winners will be the right wing
White riot - I wanna riot
White riot - a riot of my own
White riot - I wanna riot
White riot - a riot of my own
All the power’s in the hands
Of people rich enough to buy it
I’m moving right around election day so i’m buying a bunch of beer so I’ll have ammo when everyone takes to the streets for our new civil war!
A riot is seriously a bad idea. Which team has all the guns? I couldn’t riot anyway because I’m 1) a Mexican and 2) in Arizona. They’d just shoot me and blame Border Patrol.
Here in Minneapolis the cops have all sorts of riot gear they are dying to use, left over from the convention. AND a big ol’ list of names gathered up at vegan potlucks. So what the fuck are we supposed to do? Throw tempeh at them?
I am hunkerin’ down. Between the Michelle Bachmann baby-makers and the Keith Ellison America-hating Islamofascists, I don’t see a clear road out.
As an American of scandinavian, samoan, hawaiian, scots-irish, african, german, french and shoshone descent who attended public and private schools in Hawai’i and was the product of a broken home… I intend to kick back, relax and enjoy the new world order when Obama wins. And on the off chance he doesn’t, I’ll take the long view and continue filling the heads of my multi-ethnic children with moderate-to-liberal propaganda. Sooner or later this is going to be a brown country.
Good thing gas prices are down..more bang for the buck.
Pretty sure I concur with most here, but let me become redundant.
Barack wants to UNITY America, McWalnut wants to DIVIDE Us. Old Caney’s bound to lose, but if he manages to steal this most important-of-important elections I will happily stroll hand in hand with white, black, gay, green, yellow abreast and protest in the streets! Pilfer myself something nice (like some canned food and bottled water) and show old whitey McSuckface that I, too, am a true American just by stealing, as it unfortunately seems to be the NEW AMERICAN WAY!!!
pilikia: I agree….Much more productive would be a large scale multiethnic lovefest. Now if I only had a blackgirlfriend..cue porno for pyros..
“ever since the riots
all i really wanted
was a black girlfriend
they don’t play around
they’re hard enough
to keep any man in line
thinking of my pale white skin
thinking of her dark and smooth
she against me
my black girlfriend
saw her on the corner
where she lived, i asked her
“can you braid my hair?”
she and her girlfriends
laughed at me, said that
“it was easy but it’ll cost you some”
looking out her window
it’s so exciting and foreign
but i’m staying with
my black girlfriend
drivin’ thru the hood
in my chevy nova ‘62
my arm around my
little black girl
people on the corner
looking in my car
wanna do me
but i won’t give her back
my little black girl
“do you wanna come on in?
do you wanna eat some?
meet my family?”
my black girlfriend “
tunamelt: agreed, and I am whitey
People will riot in the streets if the repubs steal an election? About fucking time.
magic titty: Take my hand, brother. Here’s a brick to seal our friendship.
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH….Please everyone, do what you can to get a dem to the polls next Tuesday, so we don’t have to worry about our side rioting.
Let’s win this election and then barricade ourselves against the zombie redneck revolution. Giant Food has Progresso soups for $1…if we only eat one meal a day, that could last for weeks….
Plenty of time to restore order…
can the wonkette people have a secret handshake shake or something, in case the love fest for Hopey’s win doesn’t pan out the way we would all like?
As a pigmentally challenged Georgian, when the race riot starts, I will gladly fill up my Malotov cocktail with gasoline, after I’ve drained the bottle of its original contents of course. I’m tan so I can pass for an Octoroon. Vive le Riot!
ivenson: “Giant Food has Progresso soups for $1…”
Word of caution: stay away from the minestrone; you’ll gas yourself silly, and wish you had taken your chances outside with the zombie horde.
You have very little faith in the black people of this country if you assume they will riot if the half white Obama looses.
My question is, where the hell does AP get its numbers about Obama and the evil diseased beast called McCain being neck in neck?
What could possibly go wrong? This should end well.
President Obama, that has a very nice ring to it.