Hey Hey, Listen To Rudy Giuliani's Dumb Robocall

Robocalls, everyone's talking about 'em, these devilish angerbots that keep calling swing state voters and saying mean things about candidates. This one made us laugh out loud for the sole reason that it's from Rudy Giuliani, and he says, among other things: "You need to know that Barack Obama opposes mandatory prison sentences for sex offenders, drug dealers and murderers. It's true, I read Barack Obama's words myself." Since when can Rudy Giuluani read words? Ha ha, GOOD GOD. Can you imagine answering your phone only to hear this failed stupid fucking idiot say crap about anyone, based on what he "read himself"? Stop spitting on us, phone. [ Jonathan Martin ]