The Muslims are trying to kill the very communist New York Times! An internal e-mail says that the newspaper received an envelope filled with a “white granular substance,” just like in the good old days when all of the terrorists were trying to kill Tom Daschle, ha. Well, s’pose we gotta invade some Muslim country now, how about Syria? Those guys are kinda fuckers; freedom might as well be on the march there. To Syria. [Radar]
New York Times Attacked By 9/11s!
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It’s just Kristol’s daily crystal. No big thang.
Probably from Columbia…
Soon another “reader” of RedState/listener of Rush dumbass will become an advocate of prison reform and born again.
By Muslin you mean Bitter. Oh those bitters; pretty sure they’re the only ones that ever send powdered sugar envelopes to liberal-in-the-tank-media-communists. USA!
Postmarked Wasilla?
It must suck to be the editor of the xenophobic, über-patriotic New York Post and have to sit there watching the terrorists going after the New York Times, not giving a shit about your irrelevant ass.
I bet Rudy Gui911ani sent it, and tomorrow he is going to announce he will be running for Mayor again since the city needs him.
Or is that too cynical?
Tips from teh Bitter Book:
Chapter 1: Pro-America Revenge
1. Write an angry ALL CAPS letter to the Editor. B sur to misspelll words.
2. Sprinkle with non-lethal white powder
3. Sign with USA! USA! USA!
4. Send via communist US Postal Service
5. If caught blame anyone darker than you
6. Profit
[re=143212]NoWireHangers[/re]: Serves the in-the-tank-gotcha-journalist-only-words media right for being a pro-Muslin anti-America terrorist ACORN front organization. Sez Palin: “Gotcha, media!”
[re=143208]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]: Somewhere, Bill Kristol is twitching and itchy…
The envelope was actually Krugman’s. Don’t you know that when you get a Nobel Prize, besides a $1M check, you also get a lifetime supply of uncut Nicaraguan nose candy?
McCain was just emailing them a piece of history for posterity. Who knows, that dandruff of his could have been on his head since the 40s!
[re=143227]NoWireHangers[/re]: Simply brilliant!
Today we are all elitist libruls! At least until we can start bombing something.
10/22 never forget
Sweet Terrorist Allah! The bitters are looking for revenge already. They know when “that one” is elected, a Fatwa is coming.
Betcha it came from one of the Carolinas…
betcha betcha betcha.
Dran-O’s nasty stuff. It can cause irreluctable bain dramage.
It was real sugar. That stuff will kill you, you know.
Was the powder attached to a dead bear?
No Muslims already hate us; we need to get another group to hate us. How about invading Venezuela? Then we can kill two birds with one stone: have Catholics & brown people hate us. Plus $1 gas since their oil reserves will pay for the war. USA! USA! USA!
The powder was meant to reach Walnuts and his Depends (he has a rash, don’t you know)
My friends, my nuts itch like the dickens and my tube of chap stick
has run dry
[re=143262]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: it doesnt matter what group it is as long as they are “the brown” people. I would prefer someplace poor so that way when we go destroy their country its not like they had anything anyway and when we rebuild it they will luv luv luv us
[re=143223]Doglessliberal[/re]: Not cynical enough. Haven’t you heard that the Times has proclaimed Bloomberg our king for life?
10 out of 10 terrorist say anybody but the New York Times.
[re=143280]monty[/re]: Well then let’s invade Somalia. Whatever we bomb there would look better than it does now.
Oh goodie!! I can now not open my mail, like back in those sexy anthrax days, and have a really patriotic excuse when I have to get my cable turned back on.
[re=143282]slavojzizek[/re]: Yeah, I was thinking Rudy would use this (“I was there on 9/11!!”) as an argument against letting Bloomberg have a third term.
Thank god it wasn’t asbestos, they’d have evacuated half of midtown.
It was probably directed at the arts section after Charles Isherwood panned Katie Hughes in ‘All My Sons”.
Hey, speaking of 9/11, it’s Rudolph the Human Stain, at a landline phone near you!
http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/10/in_new_mccain_robocall_rudy_gi.php
It’s ok. The NY Times have their crack reporter working on this.
They will find the substance came from the patriotic part of the U.S.
Judith Miller sent it. It’s the boric acid powder she uses on her lady parts. Oh, and off topic, I just got my first “my friends” email from McCain-Palin, but I never got my yard sign.
If she has told her dealer once, Maureen Dowd has told him a thousand times: Put it in a ziploc bag, mark it “personal”, and use Fed-Ex, for God’s sake.
Like this is the first time that an envelope of white powder has been found at the Times.
Syria! Huzzah!
How can anthrax still be sent around? We found the guy, then found out it wasn’t him and blamed another guy who promptly killed himself. Case closed, anthrax can never be sent again.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Dear New York Times,
Sorry, that was meant for Maureen McCormick, not Maureen Dowd.
Honest mistake.
Signed,
Drug Dealers.
[re=143223]Doglessliberal[/re]: Nothing is too cynical when discussing Rudy G.
Kwame’ : It works great on roaches!
On a related note, President Bush is wondering where that damn envelope had gone.
I’m just sayin’, an envelope of cocaine going astray in the NYT offices is hardly news.
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