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October 22, 2008

Why Are Tina Fey and McCain On This LIFE Cover?

by Ken Layne  

Kill him.Are the McCain-Palin people even aware that Tina Fey is making fun of them, all the time? Oh, wait … this is a magazine cover from 2004. Which still doesn’t make any sense. Why, in 2004, did the editors of this (obviously now defunct) magazine decide that the best illustration of the Kerry-Bush race was … a picture of a teevee comic who doesn’t portray either of them, and a guy who was soundly beaten for the GOP nomination four years earlier, in 2000? There is no answer, no “figuring it out.” Just enjoy the random strangeness of Tina Fey mocking McCain on a magazine newspaper-supplement cover four years ago. [Poynter Forums]

{ 49 comments }

Woodwards Friend October 22, 2008 at 1:16 pm

They still make Life magazine? I need to get out and see the real America more often.

elcapitan October 22, 2008 at 1:16 pm

Walnuts forgot to tuck in his neck for that photo…

facehead October 22, 2008 at 1:17 pm

Yeah, but wasn’t this taken before Tina Fey became a communist?

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend October 22, 2008 at 1:18 pm

This is pretty awesome.

Serolf Divad October 22, 2008 at 1:18 pm

I’ve heard that right after that cover was shot McCain offered Tina Fey the Vice Presidency if he won the nomination in 2008. Fey turned him down and McCain responded: “Why you little… I’ll show you. I’ll find someone just as good, or… heck, better!”

NoWireHangers October 22, 2008 at 1:19 pm

WALNUTS! looks fat in that suit.

Deepthroat October 22, 2008 at 1:23 pm

I LIKE TURTLES!

Dave J. October 22, 2008 at 1:24 pm

If Palin could wear a pair of jeans like that, I’d probably vote for Walnuts.

shortsshortsshorts October 22, 2008 at 1:24 pm

What is that magazine? I have never seen it on the internet, ever.

seriesoftubescleaner October 22, 2008 at 1:26 pm

Wait, what does that say in the corner? Can Manny Ramirez even vote in the real America? Quick! somebody call Lou Dobbs!!!

Mark Narwhalberg October 22, 2008 at 1:28 pm

I’m still holding out for the Manny Ramirez/Andre 3000 ticket.

“It’s just Economy being Economy.”

wilmawonker October 22, 2008 at 1:28 pm

so THATS where he got his campaign strategy.

WhatTheHeck October 22, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Hey, there’s a blue screen in the background.
They were probably never in the same room at the same time. Which explains why they are both smiling.

The possibilities are endless.

Texan Bulldoggette October 22, 2008 at 1:32 pm

[re=143153]NoWireHangers[/re]: That’s what I was thinking. Looks like he’s got a little spare tire…so he really is just like Joe Sixpack/plumber/mortician/dead animal picker upper.

nurple October 22, 2008 at 1:33 pm

That’s actually Patty Hearst and Mike Love.

OzoneTom October 22, 2008 at 1:33 pm

The magazine if defunct for being overly prescient — printing stories that no one knew would be news until many years later.

EricSaeger October 22, 2008 at 1:37 pm

On top of everything else, Sweet Polly Moosebanger’s a Maiden fan:

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/44782/thumbs/s-PALIN-large.jpg

Kingbee October 22, 2008 at 1:37 pm

He’s been hot for Tina ever since, and Sarah is just a poor stand-in for the real thing. Reminds me of my first marriage.

Blue Line October 22, 2008 at 1:38 pm

Ahh! I never got my “I AM…THE…” signs e-mailed to me, but I was apparently added to the McCain/Palin e-mail blast list.

I removed myself but told them I want my damn signs.

lorne October 22, 2008 at 1:40 pm

It’s hilarious that this has taken so long to be remembered (or noticed).

Ha ha. “Life” stinks.

AngryBlakGuy October 22, 2008 at 1:40 pm

…is it me, or is WALNUTS! sticking his hand up his ass?!

Aurelio October 22, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Queer things happen in this world. That is one thing I have learned.–Wittgenstein

monty October 22, 2008 at 1:44 pm

[re=143187]Blue Line[/re]: yeah i didnt get mine either and i made about 60

I Am Constipated from THe CHeese

grendel October 22, 2008 at 1:45 pm

I love life cereal… Is Walnuts the new Mikey?

Gorillionaire October 22, 2008 at 1:45 pm

NoWireHangers says at 1:19 pm, October 22nd, 2008 – ReplyWALNUTS! looks fat in that suit

Looking at Tina I am feeling fat in my pants.

HuskyMescan October 22, 2008 at 1:46 pm

[re=143190]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Yeah, he does that when his elderly bits tingle in delight. Mavericks can do those sort of things.

spencer October 22, 2008 at 1:48 pm

“Fashion’s Hottest Trend — The Pancho”
“Upstanding Citizen Manny Ramirez”

I have no idea how this magazine failed.

Spackle Camshaft Palin October 22, 2008 at 1:48 pm

Clearly, the art director for the cover was some sort of Haruspex, and saw the future in a sheep’s liver.

facehead October 22, 2008 at 1:48 pm

[re=143161]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: For real, and wtf is this magazine about anyway? “Life” sounds like something straightforwardly gay, unless it is about the cereal or something, which rules.

BTW, this cover of LIFE will be much funnier when McCain is DEAD.

BobLoblawLawBlog October 22, 2008 at 1:50 pm

This marks the first time I’ve ever even thought the word “Life” while looking at McCain’s wrinkled old mug.

Sussemilch October 22, 2008 at 1:50 pm

Is that… real? I mean, a real cover? From real 2004?

Servo October 22, 2008 at 1:57 pm

He should be on the cover of Archeology magazine.

NoWireHangers October 22, 2008 at 1:59 pm

[re=143173]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: I bet he chose the pinstripes because they’re “slimming”. Poor WALNUTS!

longjohnson October 22, 2008 at 2:04 pm

Look at the position of Walnuts nut area and Tina’s Bush Tax Cu%ts area.
McCain is driven by a lower force.

Red Headed StepChild October 22, 2008 at 2:06 pm

Why is it that Tina Fey turns me on more and more every day, while Sarah Palin becomes more and more repugnant?

Min October 22, 2008 at 2:07 pm

Now that’s just spooky.

TGY October 22, 2008 at 2:07 pm

Thus Life imitates Art.

Melba October 22, 2008 at 2:07 pm

Doesn’t anyone read Rolling Stone? That image of Tina Fey was part of the cover illustration for the comedy issue.

longjohnson October 22, 2008 at 2:14 pm

I must confess, Tina Fey is hot and has a tremendous ass!

bitchincamaro October 22, 2008 at 2:20 pm

Almost as creepy as that dead bear story yesterday.

HedCase October 22, 2008 at 2:23 pm

i like the little easter egg you planted in the img. how very ‘Parallax View’. you should be expecting a call from the secret service about… brrrrring!

The Gordo October 22, 2008 at 2:26 pm

[re=143243]Red Headed StepChild[/re]: Amen. Tina Fey is damned sexy. You’d think that Palin would get hotness points just based on similarities, but every time I see her my man parts try to climb back inside me.

That might have been too much information. Sorry.

bitchincamaro October 22, 2008 at 2:26 pm

[re=143209]facehead[/re]: EVERYTHING will be funnier when McFail is dead.

Lionel Hutz Esq. October 22, 2008 at 3:02 pm

I forget, is it the Bilderbergers or the Jews that own Life?

Mo MoDo October 22, 2008 at 3:08 pm

Why didn’t she just strangle him when she had the chance?

Lazy Media October 22, 2008 at 3:29 pm

[re=143331]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: The Jews ARE the Bilderbergers. Myrna and Levi Bilderberger, they live in Boca.

Ken Layne October 22, 2008 at 3:40 pm

[re=143246]TGY[/re]: hahahahah.

RubberSoul October 22, 2008 at 4:56 pm

This is like that episode of Laugh-In where they did a “News from 20 Years in the Future” bit, mentioning President Ronald Reagan, which apparently was funny in 1968.

Lionel Hutz Esq. October 22, 2008 at 10:30 pm

[re=143370]Lazy Media[/re]: Oh! They are a lovely couple. Although I hear she cheats at mah jong.

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