Meanwhile, Barack Obama Walks Holes In His Shoes, Then Re-Soles Them

 Alaskan anger bear Sarah Palin is such a real pro-America American that her klan rally outfits cost $150,000 -- to go with her $4,000 haircuts. And she didn't even pay for this fortune of couture herself, as she depends on the government and the RNC for such corporate welfare. Barack Obama, on the other hand, is a salt-of-the-earth true human who humbly campaigns by foot across therealreal America, in these shoes, which he wears down to nothing and then get resoled like a good hard-working Depression era young man with big dreams and humble means. [ Callie Shell/Aurora via DailyKos ]