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92 comments

  1. Cape Clod

    On the other hand, what has he got to lose if he just goes on obscene tirades for the next two weeks?

  2. Darehead

    Hours after he almost said that Pennsylvanians are so F-ing Patriotic?

    Try another C-word, Senator McCain: Coprolalia

    And oddly enough, they say Botox in the vocal chords helps for this. (see da Wiki)

  3. The Cold Sea

    Rates just weren’t cunts during the Bush years but the Reagan years, also. Let’s get it right Crazyfarts!

    I wonder if Batshit McTemper was thinking about Sarah Palin and her falin’ him in the latest poll numbers.

  4. mattbolt

    Cindy’s wearing a classy little black top and “Cunt Pink” jacket, accented with some “Trollop Red” lipstick, very hip

  5. ManchuCandidate

    Just when you thought the Walnuts campaign couldn’t get any funny. He takes it to a whole ‘notha level.

  6. Serolf Divad

    Guys, you gotta give McCain a pass. That’s the nickname he uses around the house for his wife cunt Cindy, and she’s standing right behind him, so it was clearly a simple slip. It would be like me accidentally saying “buttercup” during a speech with my wife right behind me.

  7. Miller

    It’s his favoritist word, some times it slips out in public. Backstage he’s all “Get me that cunting speech on health care.” “Boy that meal was un-cunting-believable.” Then he’s supposed to reel it in for the masses? Im-cunting-possible.
    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  8. user-of-owls

    Sara, I think CNN took your advice and gave McCain a timeout. From their front page:

    McCain in ‘Sit Room’

  9. Sussemilch

    I don’t understand this guy. He wears a tie to Western Pennsylvania, but dresses down for New Hampshire?

  10. NoWireHangers

    Oh, WALNUTS! Dear, sweet, WALNUTS! That’s all we needed. That’s it. That tiny little bit will be mashed up, spit out, and rewired. By the end of the day there may even be a techno dance remix. Cunt you. I mean, thank you.

  11. mattbolt

    Has he been drinking? I mean… he’s had alcohol addiction problems, and she’s a millionaire beer baron with a southwestern stranglehold on subpar suds. Oh, the adventures they could have in “The Odd Couple: Adventures in a Plutocrat’s Marriage of Convenience to a Curmudgeonly Octogenarian Politician”

  12. fuckinredneck

    Actually, Factcheck.org says that rates were totally cunt in the Bush years. So I don’t know what you ppl are so worked up about! Also, Mike was Hunt in the Bush years too.

  13. NoWireHangers

    I wouldn’t be so bad if he’d just gone with cunt, but by correcting himself he only highlighted the mistake. Oh that WALNUTS!

  14. Datsun510

    I just love the idea that running for office means you consent to being videotaped 24/7. I say something stupid about fifteen times a day. Which is one reason I should not be president. Likewise WALNUTS! and Apocalypstick. Their unique qualification is that they are soulless bigot baiters.

    What’s the difference between accidently saying cunt and intentionally saying muslim terrorist?

  15. Special Agent Jack Mehoff

    McDustfart is clearly loosing his edge in these late days. Soon he’ll be able to whittle away the hours in an Indian Casino. Very soon.

  16. swarm of bees

    [re=142924]Datsun510[/re]: I agree with you 100%. They are both so dangerous because they have no idea that all the stupid “bigot baiting” things they’re saying just to try and smear Obama are convincing the bitters to run out and kill bears and whatnot. Plus, “Apocalypstick”? That’s brilliant!

  17. Palin-Plumber2012

    A day off, Sara? That’s how you go from a 195 point electoral-count loss to a 200+ point electoral count loss!

  18. Mr Blifil

    As you can see in the video, Cindy is clearly whispering in his ear repeatedly “cunt…cunt…cunt…”

  19. Beans

    WTF. Will this bonehead just concede and save us all the cost and angst of the fucking litigation we’re going to have to go through because the Rs have fixed the voting lists?

    The new O’bama ad slamming McOld for supporting Bush is done with video clips of the faces McScrewed made at the last debate. The old man is nuts. Fucking nuts.

    They’ve now descended to calling O a socialist because he supports a progressive tax policy. What does McC want? A return to feudalism? “I’m rich, you pay me?” WTF? We march 600 years back in history? What’s next? A new fit of name calling attack on Barry for being a nation stater?

  20. Mr Blifil

    [re=142935]grendel[/re]: If you click the box where the video resides on this page, it should launch automatically in iPhones in the “YouTube” sector or whatever you want to call it. Presuming the IT folks at Wonkette don’t have their heads up their asses, which is of course a distinct possibility, the cunts.

  21. Kingbee

    My friends, people have been saying nasty things about rates in the Bush years. Calling them cunts, for example. I cunt agree with him more. (Turns to wife) How about you, you trollop?

  22. Gopherit

    Even his unconscious is trying to make him fail. Grab an Ensure, and sit the rest of this out, Grampy.

  23. freakishlystrong

    [re=142939]Palin-Plumber2012[/re]: That would be “a 195 point electoral-cunt loss to a 200+ point electoral cunt loss!”

  24. DCBulloch

    I CANT FUCKIN READ THAT THING?!?! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!!!! FUCK IT! We’ll Do it live! FUCKIN THING!

  25. arksi

    It’s a shame this clip doesn’t reveal the team of half-naked gangbangers standing in the back row, each one with a letter painted on their chest in order to spell out the word ‘MAVERICK’

    Seriously, I could not make this shit up.

    http://tinyurl.com/6242la

  26. wavingnotdrowning

    thought bubble over mccain’s head all day, every day: “cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt …”
    probably because he hasn’t gotten any in about 10 years from stepford trollop.

  27. HuskyMescan

    Oh god! that was funny as cunt. And Cindy shuffled a bit when he said. It’s another double-dose vicodine night for Cindy Lou. That trollop is gonna drop kick that old man out her estate after he loses the election.

  28. Toomush Infermashun

    This isn’t fair. Last Christmas, I meant to ask my mother-in-law to pass the peas, and accidentally said: “You ruined my life, you fucking, know-it-all cunt”. It could happen to anyone…

  29. wilmawonker

    so if he’s using cunt as an adjective -what does it mean? What were those rates like in the bush years?

  30. blader

    [re=142943]grendel[/re]:

    mark my words, my friend. I honestly truly think he’s coming down and showing early signs of it, stumbling with words, anger management issues, etc

  31. Kittens

    I heard Bush Eaters… it’s almost worth electing him not to lose the humor. What will we do with someone who can speak intelligently and eloquently? Boring.

  32. Basil Morningwood

    Apparantly I’m still in 5th grade…

    Twat you say? I cunt hear you. Never mind, I’ll finger it out later.

    Sorry, resistance was futile.

  33. ZombieRichardFeynman

    [re=142917]mattbolt[/re]: “Ref: subpar suds” – here in Eastern Oregon (really, really redstate) – Budweiser is considered the elitist beer of the Portland-area wusses who just come over for deer season. In our general store in Dayville (pop 135) deer season was the only time we sold Bud. Mostly it’s Keystone light or Coors light (so you can get through the whole 12-pack) for the under-50 crowd, and Hamms for the elders.

  34. gradgrind

    Cindy’s really got her Cruella DeVille on for this speech! I saw more of it on MSNBC, and either her right fake eyelash is half peeled off, or an unfortunate swipe of the mascara wand gave her a walked-into-the-wall look — or she did “walk into the wall,” as abused spouses everywhere say before they climb out of denial. She really needs to get with Bible Spice’s makeup maven.

  35. NameBilly

    @blader you may be right about the dementia, that would also explain the alternating compulsive and slack inattentive affect – and his choice of Palin (increased interest in sex)

  36. Fivetree

    What IS this outbreak of “cuntery” breaking out in the cuntry? First that CNN newscaster (Kyra Phillips) calling some GOP spokeswhore a cunt (twice) and then McCain getting all cunty over the Bush years. It is cuntinuum I tell ya’

    the damn cunts.

  37. flyingspaghettimonster

    Just think!!! Next week Walnuts can start going around everywhere saying “See You Next Tuesday” and it will only be halfway filthy!

  38. Grimnir

    It is funny that she’s sorta zoned out and then he says the word and she perks up. It’s almost as though she thought she was someplace else and he was calling her name…

  39. giraf

    Apparently he said Credit Cunt a while ago, instead of credit crunch, his mind must be on other things than the economy, especially at that Catholic school wher he was speaking!
    I say how aboutwe all take a white spray paint to all those “Country First” signs and block out the O?

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