HE THINKS ABOUT LADYPARTS ALL THE TIME  11:22 am October 22, 2008

John McCain Mistakenly Utters C-Word In Public

by Sara K. Smith


Oh no no no no no John McCain! Jesus God somebody please give this man a day off so that he can learn to speak normal English words instead of terrible vulgarities all the time. [YouTube via Shenanigans]

 

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{ 92 comments }

KublaKant October 22, 2008 at 11:24 am

Is that Cindy standing behind him? Just asking.

BillyClubb October 22, 2008 at 11:25 am

“Cunt in the Bush years.” That’s prime joke material…

Mark Narwhalberg October 22, 2008 at 11:26 am

A cunt in a cunt in the Bush years?
Are they like nesting dolls?

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend October 22, 2008 at 11:26 am

Cindy’s face in this clip = instant classic.

ihasasad October 22, 2008 at 11:26 am

Cindy responded with a little jig…she knew what he said

TGY October 22, 2008 at 11:27 am

Gaffstown, NH?

Servo October 22, 2008 at 11:27 am

Cindy’s face. She heard it too.

LeastValuablePlayer October 22, 2008 at 11:27 am

Wish I saw that coming when I was making this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjomYMe6t_U

Cape Clod October 22, 2008 at 11:28 am

On the other hand, what has he got to lose if he just goes on obscene tirades for the next two weeks?

Min October 22, 2008 at 11:28 am

Who dressed Cindy in that awful pink jacket? She looks like Real Estate Barbie.

Darehead October 22, 2008 at 11:28 am

Hours after he almost said that Pennsylvanians are so F-ing Patriotic?

Try another C-word, Senator McCain: Coprolalia

And oddly enough, they say Botox in the vocal chords helps for this. (see da Wiki)

The Cold Sea October 22, 2008 at 11:28 am

Rates just weren’t cunts during the Bush years but the Reagan years, also. Let’s get it right Crazyfarts!

I wonder if Batshit McTemper was thinking about Sarah Palin and her falin’ him in the latest poll numbers.

mattbolt October 22, 2008 at 11:28 am

Cindy’s wearing a classy little black top and “Cunt Pink” jacket, accented with some “Trollop Red” lipstick, very hip

cal October 22, 2008 at 11:28 am

“Cancer”?

“Cantankerous”?

“Crunchberries”?

The Church of Realism October 22, 2008 at 11:28 am

He’s right, those were rates were cunt in the Bush years, seriously.

Sussemilch October 22, 2008 at 11:29 am

She’s extra-pink.

JeffGoldblum October 22, 2008 at 11:30 am

Ha! The Cindy effect is in effect!

ManchuCandidate October 22, 2008 at 11:30 am

Just when you thought the Walnuts campaign couldn’t get any funny. He takes it to a whole ‘notha level.

Darehead October 22, 2008 at 11:30 am

[re=142874]BillyClubb[/re]: No, it was “a cunt in the Bush ears.” Ya know, aural sex.

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 22, 2008 at 11:31 am

Twat? I cunt hear you!

janejax October 22, 2008 at 11:31 am

Cindy looks like she was slapped when he said that!

The Church of Realism October 22, 2008 at 11:32 am

I’m sorry I cunt hear you, cum again?

Serolf Divad October 22, 2008 at 11:33 am

Guys, you gotta give McCain a pass. That’s the nickname he uses around the house for his wife cunt Cindy, and she’s standing right behind him, so it was clearly a simple slip. It would be like me accidentally saying “buttercup” during a speech with my wife right behind me.

GlennBecksTaint October 22, 2008 at 11:33 am

i wish he’d leave Barbara Bush alone

Miller October 22, 2008 at 11:34 am

It’s his favoritist word, some times it slips out in public. Backstage he’s all “Get me that cunting speech on health care.” “Boy that meal was un-cunting-believable.” Then he’s supposed to reel it in for the masses? Im-cunting-possible.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

troqua October 22, 2008 at 11:34 am

Cindy: Yes, dear?

user-of-owls October 22, 2008 at 11:35 am

Sara, I think CNN took your advice and gave McCain a timeout. From their front page:

McCain in ‘Sit Room’

Sussemilch October 22, 2008 at 11:35 am

I don’t understand this guy. He wears a tie to Western Pennsylvania, but dresses down for New Hampshire?

NoWireHangers October 22, 2008 at 11:35 am

Oh, WALNUTS! Dear, sweet, WALNUTS! That’s all we needed. That’s it. That tiny little bit will be mashed up, spit out, and rewired. By the end of the day there may even be a techno dance remix. Cunt you. I mean, thank you.

mattbolt October 22, 2008 at 11:35 am

Has he been drinking? I mean… he’s had alcohol addiction problems, and she’s a millionaire beer baron with a southwestern stranglehold on subpar suds. Oh, the adventures they could have in “The Odd Couple: Adventures in a Plutocrat’s Marriage of Convenience to a Curmudgeonly Octogenarian Politician”

nola18 October 22, 2008 at 11:37 am

McCunt at it again.

arksi October 22, 2008 at 11:37 am

I love the delayed reaction that Cindy gives after hearing her name.

fuckinredneck October 22, 2008 at 11:37 am

Actually, Factcheck.org says that rates were totally cunt in the Bush years. So I don’t know what you ppl are so worked up about! Also, Mike was Hunt in the Bush years too.

NoWireHangers October 22, 2008 at 11:38 am

I wouldn’t be so bad if he’d just gone with cunt, but by correcting himself he only highlighted the mistake. Oh that WALNUTS!

Datsun510 October 22, 2008 at 11:38 am

I just love the idea that running for office means you consent to being videotaped 24/7. I say something stupid about fifteen times a day. Which is one reason I should not be president. Likewise WALNUTS! and Apocalypstick. Their unique qualification is that they are soulless bigot baiters.

What’s the difference between accidently saying cunt and intentionally saying muslim terrorist?

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend October 22, 2008 at 11:39 am

[re=142924]Datsun510[/re]: Lipstick?

Special Agent Jack Mehoff October 22, 2008 at 11:40 am

McDustfart is clearly loosing his edge in these late days. Soon he’ll be able to whittle away the hours in an Indian Casino. Very soon.

Special Agent Jack Mehoff October 22, 2008 at 11:42 am

[re=142875]Mark Narwhalberg[/re]: Hey, say hi ta yuh motha for me.

blader October 22, 2008 at 11:42 am

No snark….this is classic Pick’s dementia

word

http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/picks/picks.htm

WadISay October 22, 2008 at 11:42 am

My friends, my wife, too, was a cunt in the Bush years.

grendel October 22, 2008 at 11:42 am

What is the name of this youtube video that I may search it out on my iphone?

swarm of bees October 22, 2008 at 11:45 am

[re=142924]Datsun510[/re]: I agree with you 100%. They are both so dangerous because they have no idea that all the stupid “bigot baiting” things they’re saying just to try and smear Obama are convincing the bitters to run out and kill bears and whatnot. Plus, “Apocalypstick”? That’s brilliant!

Palin-Plumber2012 October 22, 2008 at 11:46 am

A day off, Sara? That’s how you go from a 195 point electoral-count loss to a 200+ point electoral count loss!

Mr Blifil October 22, 2008 at 11:47 am

As you can see in the video, Cindy is clearly whispering in his ear repeatedly “cunt…cunt…cunt…”

voyetra8 October 22, 2008 at 11:48 am

At least I don’t pile on the makeup like a trollop, you cut.

Beans October 22, 2008 at 11:48 am

WTF. Will this bonehead just concede and save us all the cost and angst of the fucking litigation we’re going to have to go through because the Rs have fixed the voting lists?

The new O’bama ad slamming McOld for supporting Bush is done with video clips of the faces McScrewed made at the last debate. The old man is nuts. Fucking nuts.

They’ve now descended to calling O a socialist because he supports a progressive tax policy. What does McC want? A return to feudalism? “I’m rich, you pay me?” WTF? We march 600 years back in history? What’s next? A new fit of name calling attack on Barry for being a nation stater?

grendel October 22, 2008 at 11:48 am

[re=142933]blader[/re]: I always knew FTD was a horrible plague upon our nation

gogal October 22, 2008 at 11:49 am

the people in Goffstown are a continuous source of inspiration to McCain

Mr Blifil October 22, 2008 at 11:49 am

[re=142935]grendel[/re]: If you click the box where the video resides on this page, it should launch automatically in iPhones in the “YouTube” sector or whatever you want to call it. Presuming the IT folks at Wonkette don’t have their heads up their asses, which is of course a distinct possibility, the cunts.

Kingbee October 22, 2008 at 11:49 am

My friends, people have been saying nasty things about rates in the Bush years. Calling them cunts, for example. I cunt agree with him more. (Turns to wife) How about you, you trollop?

Datsun510 October 22, 2008 at 11:51 am

[re=142903]Serolf Divad[/re]: You’re smoooooth.

Kingbee October 22, 2008 at 11:51 am

Of course, cunts are found in the bush, every year.

Gopherit October 22, 2008 at 11:52 am

Even his unconscious is trying to make him fail. Grab an Ensure, and sit the rest of this out, Grampy.

Lorax October 22, 2008 at 11:55 am

Is that Bristol and Levi on the left?

freakishlystrong October 22, 2008 at 11:57 am

[re=142939]Palin-Plumber2012[/re]: That would be “a 195 point electoral-cunt loss to a 200+ point electoral cunt loss!”

DCBulloch October 22, 2008 at 11:58 am

I CANT FUCKIN READ THAT THING?!?! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!!!! FUCK IT! We’ll Do it live! FUCKIN THING!

arksi October 22, 2008 at 11:59 am

It’s a shame this clip doesn’t reveal the team of half-naked gangbangers standing in the back row, each one with a letter painted on their chest in order to spell out the word ‘MAVERICK’

Seriously, I could not make this shit up.

http://tinyurl.com/6242la

wavingnotdrowning October 22, 2008 at 11:59 am

thought bubble over mccain’s head all day, every day: “cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt …”
probably because he hasn’t gotten any in about 10 years from stepford trollop.

cal October 22, 2008 at 12:03 pm

[re=142943]grendel[/re]: Florists’ Transworld Delivery?

HuskyMescan October 22, 2008 at 12:03 pm

Oh god! that was funny as cunt. And Cindy shuffled a bit when he said. It’s another double-dose vicodine night for Cindy Lou. That trollop is gonna drop kick that old man out her estate after he loses the election.

Toomush Infermashun October 22, 2008 at 12:04 pm

This isn’t fair. Last Christmas, I meant to ask my mother-in-law to pass the peas, and accidentally said: “You ruined my life, you fucking, know-it-all cunt”. It could happen to anyone…

Darehead October 22, 2008 at 12:06 pm

Well, his campaign slogan after all is “Cuntry First.”

Datsun510 October 22, 2008 at 12:08 pm

[re=142938]swarm of bees[/re]: Yes, she is Apocalypstick. That’s how dangeous she is.

wilmawonker October 22, 2008 at 12:08 pm

so if he’s using cunt as an adjective -what does it mean? What were those rates like in the bush years?

blader October 22, 2008 at 12:10 pm

[re=142943]grendel[/re]:

mark my words, my friend. I honestly truly think he’s coming down and showing early signs of it, stumbling with words, anger management issues, etc

coolcatdaddy October 22, 2008 at 12:23 pm

Err…excuse me, Mr. McCain, but I think your Freudian slip is showing…

Kittens October 22, 2008 at 12:29 pm

I heard Bush Eaters… it’s almost worth electing him not to lose the humor. What will we do with someone who can speak intelligently and eloquently? Boring.

Neon Trotsky October 22, 2008 at 12:33 pm

[re=142912]troqua[/re]: She did glance over toward him knowingly once he said that…

Basil Morningwood October 22, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Apparantly I’m still in 5th grade…

Twat you say? I cunt hear you. Never mind, I’ll finger it out later.

Sorry, resistance was futile.

nuckingfutz October 22, 2008 at 12:44 pm

[re=143038]Basil Morningwood[/re]: You pussy.

bearbait October 22, 2008 at 12:47 pm

I heard, “That taint was a cunt in Bush ears.” Was he talking about Rove?

lawrenceofthedesert October 22, 2008 at 12:57 pm

McCain’t had recently seen this Joe Cocker video and just couldn’t get it out of his head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_MsrsKzMM

ZombieRichardFeynman October 22, 2008 at 1:10 pm

[re=142917]mattbolt[/re]: “Ref: subpar suds” – here in Eastern Oregon (really, really redstate) – Budweiser is considered the elitist beer of the Portland-area wusses who just come over for deer season. In our general store in Dayville (pop 135) deer season was the only time we sold Bud. Mostly it’s Keystone light or Coors light (so you can get through the whole 12-pack) for the under-50 crowd, and Hamms for the elders.

gradgrind October 22, 2008 at 1:13 pm

Cindy’s really got her Cruella DeVille on for this speech! I saw more of it on MSNBC, and either her right fake eyelash is half peeled off, or an unfortunate swipe of the mascara wand gave her a walked-into-the-wall look — or she did “walk into the wall,” as abused spouses everywhere say before they climb out of denial. She really needs to get with Bible Spice’s makeup maven.

kudzu October 22, 2008 at 1:15 pm

Rates were cunt in the bush. Nice.

NameBilly October 22, 2008 at 1:16 pm

@blader you may be right about the dementia, that would also explain the alternating compulsive and slack inattentive affect – and his choice of Palin (increased interest in sex)

Fivetree October 22, 2008 at 1:51 pm

What IS this outbreak of “cuntery” breaking out in the cuntry? First that CNN newscaster (Kyra Phillips) calling some GOP spokeswhore a cunt (twice) and then McCain getting all cunty over the Bush years. It is cuntinuum I tell ya’

the damn cunts.

BobLoblawLawBlog October 22, 2008 at 1:55 pm

Biden’s gonna haveta choke a bitch if he don’t stop out-gaffe-ing the gaffe-daddy.

Will E. Wonker October 22, 2008 at 3:25 pm
flyingspaghettimonster October 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm

this is the bestest clip ever.

gurukalehuru October 22, 2008 at 4:00 pm

I wanted to watch the whole speech, but they cunt it off.

gurukalehuru October 22, 2008 at 4:01 pm

It ain’t over until all the votes are cunted.

longjohnson October 22, 2008 at 4:06 pm

Finally, a politician that speaks up for us cunts!

longjohnson October 22, 2008 at 4:11 pm

Breaking News – John McCain was alive when cuntasouers were walking the earth . . .

longjohnson October 22, 2008 at 4:12 pm

I meant ruling the earth, Cindy dear . . .

flyingspaghettimonster October 22, 2008 at 4:20 pm

Just think!!! Next week Walnuts can start going around everywhere saying “See You Next Tuesday” and it will only be halfway filthy!

Luke Warm October 22, 2008 at 5:03 pm

Should say rally held in Gaffstown NH. Zing!!

DailyComicsReview October 22, 2008 at 5:09 pm

this made my day, Wonkette is my god now

populucious October 22, 2008 at 7:11 pm

He’s such a cunning linguist!

Wokka! Wokka! Wokka!

Fivetree October 22, 2008 at 7:17 pm

He’s just all worked up over the Electoral Vote Cunt. She’s such a Bushy twat, y’know.

Grimnir October 22, 2008 at 10:38 pm

It is funny that she’s sorta zoned out and then he says the word and she perks up. It’s almost as though she thought she was someplace else and he was calling her name…

giraf October 22, 2008 at 10:40 pm

Apparently he said Credit Cunt a while ago, instead of credit crunch, his mind must be on other things than the economy, especially at that Catholic school wher he was speaking!
I say how aboutwe all take a white spray paint to all those “Country First” signs and block out the O?

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