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Make Your Own ‘Joe The Plumber’ Sign, Watch It Get Rejected

The McCain website has this fantastic new feature in which you design your own “Joe the Plumber” anger bear sign, about taxes. As the example above demonstrates, however, there is high potential for CHILDISH ABUSE with this thing, and so far we’ve submitted nine different signs that the website *promised* to e-mail to us, and none of them have come. Not even our most benign — dare we say courteous? — submission, “I am Walnuts the fucktard.” We give up. Now you people go ahead and try, and if you get any good ones past the filter demons, please send them our way. [John McCain]


6:05 PM on Tue October 21 2008
By Jim Newell
22335 Views

  1. “Moose the Castrating Shrew” is on order, Cap’n.

  2. I tried “Larry the Wide Stancer” and nothing CAME-wakka wakka wakka

    pffft.

  3. sarahconnor says at 6:10 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I’m “only making”
    The “five figure$, duma$$”

  4. patrickman says at 6:12 pm, October 21st, 2008

    trucknutz wide-stance

  5. american mutt says at 6:13 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Gordon Liddy
    The other Terrorist.

  6. InsidiousTuna says at 6:14 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Jabba the Hutt

  7. Half-Price Muslin says at 6:15 pm, October 21st, 2008

    “Beelzebub the Bundler”
    “John’s Best Friend the Oncologist”
    *sigh* no luck just so far…

  8. Monsieur Grumpe says at 6:15 pm, October 21st, 2008

    All I got was another email for Viagra. I think McCain has got a spam scam going on.

  9. Hot_Carl says at 6:15 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I’m “In The Tank”
    For “The e-l337est Librul”

  10. american mutt says at 6:16 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Spilling applecause
    The grocery store is scary.

  11. Monsieur Grumpe says at 6:16 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Jeez, what is wrong with Barbie the Crome Hoover?

  12. Waiting for my three:
    I AM not THE droid u r looking 4
    I AM joe THE strummer
    I AM taking out THE garbage. Don’t Tax Me For Working Hard.

  13. Anita Cocktail says at 6:21 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am BUCK NAKED
    the PORN STAR
    Don’t tax me for working hard…. (heh, heh, heh)

  14. “Monica the Intern” has yet to show up, strangely.

  15. RubberSoul says at 6:22 pm, October 21st, 2008

    This one fits Joe the Plumber to a tee:

    I am “Jumping”
    The “Shark”

  16. JimNewell says at 6:24 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I even submitted “I am Jim the blogger,” the most factually accurate thing I’ve ever typed but probably the most offensive to them.

  17. vkladchik says at 6:24 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM psyched that THE nation is for Obama!

  18. american mutt says at 6:25 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Truck Nutz 4
    THE WIN

  19. Odd Ass City says at 6:27 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am so going to vote for
    The One

    I am Trig’s Mom
    The Grandma

    I am drillin’
    The Arctic

    I am in charge of
    The United State Senate

    I am Angry
    The Loser

  20. GrammarCop says at 6:27 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Levi
    THE Dropout

    Strange — still haven’t gotten mine, either!

  21. iwillsavethispatient says at 6:27 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Joe the Welfare Queen…
    I am Ashley the Escort… phnarr

  22. You are a very bold boy, Jim the Blogger.

  23. Entitynein says at 6:27 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Hmm, still waiting on my I AM John THE erratic politician sign.

  24. Now, I’m just going to sit back and wait for my, “I AM Joe THE Tax-Evader” sign to arrive.

  25. I am voting for
    the other guy.

    So far, nada.

  26. stephie4 says at 6:29 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Obama THE Anti-Christ

  27. I am Farting and It’s
    The Worst.

  28. Hmm, anyone else pause for a moment on the page that pops up after you hit “submit” and think about “helping” them call some undecided voters? That would be a hoot and a half.

  29. Jim Newell: fk you, you beat me to that quip. Not fair.

  30. american mutt says at 6:31 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM AWARE OF
    THE INTERNET TRADITIONS

  31. I AM DOUCHENOZZLE
    THE COLUMNIST

    sent to wkristol@theweeklystandard.com

  32. lessreal says at 6:31 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Choking
    THE Chicken

    It’s funny because it’s true!

  33. guey de gueyes says at 6:32 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I hope mine makes it through:

    “I am Cleveland the Steamer”

  34. iwillsavethispatient says at 6:33 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am …
    the One and Only!

    Jammacain gotta love Chesney Hawkes, surely?

  35. spencer: Oh, I see what you did there. You went and added a fun new wrinkle to this game.

  36. Harold_Ignoramis says at 6:33 pm, October 21st, 2008

    John the bad the pilot/opportunist.

    Sarah the bimbo.

    Joe the Gaffer.

    Barack The One.

  37. druranium says at 6:33 pm, October 21st, 2008

    My “I am Gorlak the Financial Advisor” is not coming through. Fuck you McCain. Empty promises, empty promises.

  38. I am Waiting For
    The Sign to Arrive.

  39. stephie4 says at 6:34 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Tom THE Crazy Scientologist

    I AM Katie THE Stepford Wife

    I AM Suri THE Alien Baby from Xenu

    I am Matt THE Glib News Reporter

  40. StupidGeek says at 6:34 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Eating
    THE Arugula

  41. I AM جو
    THE سباك

  42. Petticoatjunction says at 6:35 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I tried “I AM Jake THE Alligator Man” in tribute to Long Beach icon:
    http://www.funbeach.com/events/jake/
    …to no avail. On Jake’s own page it says “you rancid snarkster” in reference to the Jake haiku contest.
    I haven’t even bothered with “I AM Sarah THE Disemboweler.”

  43. PrairiePossum says at 6:35 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM AN INVESTMENT BANK CEO EARNING AN 8 FIGURE INCOME PLUS BONUSES

    I HATE PAYING TAXES. TAXES ARE FOR POOR PEOPLE.

    MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER BAILOUT PLEASE?

  44. SeminoleInDior says at 6:36 pm, October 21st, 2008

    “I am blowing my load on the Palin girls”.

  45. StrangelyBrown says at 6:37 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Don’t tax me, bro!

  46. american mutt says at 6:37 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM BENEFITING FROM
    THE OBAMA TAX CUTS

  47. President Beeblebrox says at 6:38 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Still waiting for mine:

    I AM so fucking tired of THE Republicans

    I AM at war with THE Iraq

    I AM not supporting THE Mooseburger

    I AM not buying THE attempt at pandering

    and

    I AM waiting for THE four signs I just made

    NB: This Joe the Plumber meme is epic fail. Also, this is the first time I was ever on the McCain website. It’s sort of a weird half-breed muslin relative of Obama’s website, i.e., it has all the trappings of a social-networking campaign site but it doesn’t exactly work.

  48. putinontheritz says at 6:38 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Bitter Cindy
    THE Rancorous ATM

  49. JohnnyMeatworth says at 6:39 pm, October 21st, 2008

    i am “working” the “pole.”

  50. PrairiePossum says at 6:40 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am a whore named Alice

    From the town of Dallas

    I work hard for the money, so you better treat me right.

  51. AK Insomniac says at 6:40 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Trig
    A Gift From God

  52. Gopherit says at 6:42 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Didn’t like I’m fucking pages in the Senate Bathroom! either. Sigh.

  53. I AM Walnuts
    THE Old

  54. Big Al1317 says at 6:43 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Yatzel

    The anarchist

  55. SeminoleInDior says at 6:44 pm, October 21st, 2008

    JohnnyMeatworth: LOVES IT!!

  56. Canuckledragger says at 6:44 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Disgusted By

    THE Retards You Attract.

    It’ll go well with my collection of defaced Bush lawns signs. [Yes, I really DO have same. Long story...]

  57. shortsshortsshorts says at 6:44 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Gopherit: Win.

  58. President Beeblebrox: No doubt. The first time I signed up on the Obama website, I swear I had three emails within 10 minutes and then my local campaign HQ called me that night. Literally. They have their shit together over there.

  59. Special Agent Jack Mehoff says at 6:45 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Jacking off to
    the electoral map

    I am In the tank for
    the Socialist

    I am Jack Mehoff
    the B-list fluffer

  60. “Working hard” isn’t going to get you +$250,000 unless the work in question is drilling through a bank vault.

    How did so many people swallow the absurd myth that the rich work harder than the poor?

  61. JohnnyMeatworth says at 6:46 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am E.T. the extra-terrestrial.

  62. I am Sorry
    THE gimmick hasn’t worked.

  63. Hot_Carl says at 6:46 pm, October 21st, 2008
  64. keepinitrealyo says at 6:47 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Dave J.: Say, that’s an interesting notion.

  65. I am Walnuts
    the grumpy senator

  66. villageatrois says at 6:48 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Crap. I thought it said “don’t text me for working hard”.

    Hatin’

    the

    McCain Campaign

  67. DailyComicsReview says at 6:51 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Melanoma (malignant)
    The Skin Cancer, 4 times

  68. chairmandave says at 6:52 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Tom Cruise
    the Real Maverick

  69. LarryFeltonJ says at 6:52 pm, October 21st, 2008

    What with being a civil sort of guy I decided to go easy on their obscenity filters but I still haven’t gotten my signs yet.

    I went with:

    I am Attila the Hun
    I am Sam the Old Accordion Man
    I am Caribou the Barbie
    I am Willard the Rat Trainer

    I think if I carry my sign to a McCain rally I’ll use Willard the Rat Trainer

  70. NoWireHangers says at 6:53 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am WOODY
    The BONER
    Don’t tax me for working hard!

  71. NoWireHangers says at 6:54 pm, October 21st, 2008

    The one I actually submitted wasn’t that good, but the email address I provided was info@johnmccain.com:

    I am JOHN MCCAIN
    The DIAPER SOILER

  72. Grumpyshoes says at 6:56 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Banging
    The Governor of NY

    I added the “of NY” part, lest they think I meant the Alaskan one. We’ll see what happens.

  73. blankforobama says at 6:57 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM able to make
    THE obscene signs immediately at http://blankforobama.com

    Sorry for blatant promotion — but really, wait for a sign?

  74. Steeevyo says at 6:58 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Obama
    The President

  75. Canuckledragger says at 6:59 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Fuck! TEN minutes and STILL no fuckin’ lawn sign.

    ANOTHER broken promise.

    Fuckin’ politicians!

  76. SeminoleInDior says at 7:00 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Dave J.: Walk into any local Obama office, and you will see barely contained mayhem, but a LOT of computers and telephones. It’s what we do best.

  77. chairmandave says at 7:00 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am cranky at all of
    the coloreds in America

  78. iolanthe says at 7:02 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am often in stitches over the belief, widespread among YouTube commenters of the Redneck Asshole Persuasion, that everyone in America who is rilly rilly rich, is rilly rilly rich ’cause they work so rilly rilly hard. Difficult to believe that these naifs actually *know* any Rich People, isn’t it? They have such a romantic view of them, see them as Moral Guardians or something.

    I’ve been rich enough to have seen the Rilly Rilly Rich up close and personal. Not a pretty sight.

    So mine were:

    I am KEN LAY
    The DECOMPOSING CROOK
    Don’t tax me for working hard!

    and

    I am RICHARD S. FULD
    The CEO of LEHMAN BROs
    Don’t tax me for working hard!

  79. I AM I, Don Quixote
    THE Lord of La Mancha

  80. I am Aborting
    The Baby.

  81. iolanthe says at 7:06 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Garble: I KNOW!! Don’t they *know* any rich people? If you start to ask them if anything unjust ever happened in their little town (right of way unfairly revoked, etc. etc., powerful business edging an upstart business out) you’ll start to hear from them, just like you hear from *most* people, that the rich in their area treat the poor like shit.

    But somehow, when it’s at the National Level, all The Rich are Great and Good and Enjoy God’s Special Favor and Affection.

    I can’t figure it. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized.

  82. I am Appalled

    By Sarah Palin

    I guess that’s a no go

  83. I am the really annoyed murdered bear
    The one sent from Russia with the Petro-McCain- $$$’s

  84. I am “Leon Phelps” the “Ladies Man”

    someone needs to submit one on-the-level sounding and see if it goes through, so we can know if this feature is even for real and not just a way to scrape email addresses.

  85. lessreal:
    That’s fuckin’ great!

    spencer:
    Have fun in luxurious Gitmo, my friend.

  86. iwillsavethispatient says at 7:14 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Garble + iolanthe: It’s because apparently the Government (”for the people, by the people”) in the world’s bestest democracy(tm) can’t be trusted with money, let alone be trusted to spend it for the greater good, but rich people (who presumably got rich by not giving their money away) can. It’s obvious, innit?

  87. tiny mexican says at 7:14 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Joe Lieberman
    THE grotesque shit monster

    I AM Lindsey Graham waiting for
    THE right woman to come along

    They can’t turn those down, right?

  88. I am Bristol
    the Baby Maker

  89. I am Crashing
    The airplane

  90. a-petit dejeuner says at 7:16 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Roger
    The Shrubber?

  91. NoStyleHere says at 7:18 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Monsieur Grumpe: Viagra is in the tank for McCain

  92. flyingspaghettimonster says at 7:20 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM JEFF GANNON
    THE SEX TOY 4 HIRE

  93. lattelibrul says at 7:21 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Sarah Palin the Republicans’ Redneck Fluffer.

  94. Dernyul: My god, that’s appalling/brilliant.

  95. CivicHoliday says at 7:23 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am aware of the internets.

    I am hoping that the series of tubes don’t clog.

    I am worried that the technology is in the tank for Obama.

    (A trilogy of thoughts by John S. McCain III)

  96. keepinitrealyo says at 7:24 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM become death

    THE destroyer of worlds

  97. LarryFeltonJ says at 7:24 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I’m starting to get disenchanted with the McCain campaign. Evidently they rejected my second batch too which included

    I am voting for the Democrat
    I am Jabba the Hutt
    I am Louis the Fourteenth
    I am Cleopatra the Queen of the Nile
    I am Roscoe the Aquarium Repairman

  98. I AM pregnant
    AND taxes hurt my baby

  99. Wag Das Hund says at 7:26 pm, October 21st, 2008

    spencer: I am Allah The Akbar

  100. Wag Das Hund says at 7:27 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Rudy
    The Rat Demon

  101. CivicHoliday says at 7:28 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Gozer the Destructor.

  102. edgydrifter says at 7:28 pm, October 21st, 2008

    What’s the deal with the lower-case “e” in “DON’T TAX Me?” Is it some kind of code? It is, isn’t it? You fuckers! If the red moustache flies at midnight tonight, I’m pointing the finger straight at you, McCain!

  103. “I am Anonymous for
    The LULZ”

  104. Guitar_Guy says at 7:31 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I just simply went for “the lobbyist”, we’ll see.

  105. LarryFeltonJ: I think we can conclude at this point that they realized that the snarky ones were outnumbering the genuine ones by 20:1, and have just scrapped the whole thing. I submitted a few “who could argue with that?” ones (”Tim the Mechanic,” “Dave the Contractor”) and those haven’t come through either.

  106. I am Wondering
    the email w my sign

  107. catsquatch says at 7:33 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I think the sign generator is racist. It must have a white-list of acceptably bitter names and go-nowhere Victorian occupations that it will allow. I mean who would anticipate needing to block Polly Golliwog the Minstrel Songstress? If anyone wants to try my theory they could start with Cornelius Fisting, Haberdasher.

  108. I am spamming
    the losing campaign.

    (It’s meta-snark)

  109. LarryFeltonJ says at 7:35 pm, October 21st, 2008

    My “Roscoe the Aquarium Repairman” sign just arrived!!!!!! Oh please please please send “Willard the Rat Trainer”!!!!

  110. Well, “I am Ethelred the Unready” didn’t work… Too Book Lurned, I guess.

  111. I AM smokin
    THE ganja!

  112. I AM Terrorist
    THE singular.

  113. I tried,

    I am SELENA
    the PROSTITUTE

    DON’T TAX ME FOR WORKING HARD.

    No email from McWalnuts yet.

  114. el_burrito says at 7:40 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Ha Ha, this is great. They send you sign, you fix it up,
    then send it back to them. So far no response, what gives?

  115. Outstando says at 7:43 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I got a good one. I’ll leave it to Jim to share.

  116. graysong says at 7:45 pm, October 21st, 2008

    You people obviously aren’t real Amurricans! Jim the Fireman came right through. I think they have a pre-approved list of jobs/names. Wonder if Mohammed the “cab driver” would go through.

    The sign comes as a PDF and is, like most things McCain, tired and hideous. But HAH! Drop it in Illustrator and it’s completely editable.

  117. LarryFeltonJ says at 7:47 pm, October 21st, 2008

  118. I tried,

    I am RASHEED

    the PIMP

    DON’T TAX ME FOR WORKING HARD.

    No luck with this, either.

  119. Guitar_Guy says at 7:48 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Cool! I sent up a fake one just to see if this was legit at all. I’m now “Franklin the Welder” and have my sign.

  120. Odd Ass City says at 7:50 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Steeevyo: I am Sambo The President

  121. rocktonsammy says at 7:54 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Joe the Plumber

    I blew Hannity

    Sarah wouldn’t!

  122. I AM refusing to learn from
    THE previous mistakes

  123. ZOMG! Epic! LULZ!! says at 7:56 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Well, I went with:

    I am Cindy
    The Reformed Addict

    I had it sent to my Ms. Bud account, so we’ll see. Fingers Crossed!!!

  124. Eastcoast Elitist says at 7:57 pm, October 21st, 2008

    PrairiePossum: “I AM AN INVESTMENT BANK CEO EARNING AN 8 FIGURE INCOME PLUS BONUSES

    I HATE PAYING TAXES. TAXES ARE FOR POOR PEOPLE.

    MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER BAILOUT PLEASE?”

    this is pure genius!!!!!! lmaooooooooooooooo

  125. Odd Ass City says at 7:58 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Bart
    The Sheriff

  126. I went the obvious:
    I am VOTING FOR
    the OTHER ONE
    I would seriously be surprised to have that arrive in my inbox.
    Also, too, as well, “I am WALNUTS the FUCKTARD” is the best sign ever.

  127. I AM Russia
    The Palin Neigbor

    I AM Palin
    THE Nigga hater

    IAM THAT ONE
    THE Next President!

  128. DarkSynergy says at 7:59 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Telling Jokes about

    THE Raping Gorilla

  129. blinky_twinkie says at 7:59 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Cindy
    THE Heiress

    and

    I AM Cthulthu
    THE Destroyer of Worlds

    I have high hopes for the “Cindy” one…

  130. Paul the Journalist says at 7:59 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Bill
    THE Unrepentant Terorist (one r for space concerns)

    I’m pretty sure I’m getting that one

  131. I AM Carol
    THE Spurned Woman

  132. Odd Ass City says at 8:01 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am McCain
    The “You-Know-What”

  133. ZOMG! Epic! LULZ!! says at 8:01 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Let’s so how I do with mine…

    I am Cindy
    The Reformed Addict

    I had it sent to my Ms. Bud account, so we’ll see. Fingers Crossed!!!

  134. TootTootToot says at 8:01 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Sarah
    The Baby Factory

    I don’t think they liked it :(

  135. DarkSynergy says at 8:03 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Shooting living creatures

    From the seat of a helicopter

    —–

    I AM Seeing the Russians from

    The home for special needs babies

  136. zenferretwork says at 8:03 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Joe
    The Prevaricator

    has not arrived…

  137. Dindc: Love it!

  138. Paul the Journalist says at 8:06 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Drinking
    THE Metamucil

  139. HomoPolitico says at 8:10 pm, October 21st, 2008

    keepinitrealyo: WIN!!!!1!!!11ONEONEONEEXCLIMATIONPOINT!

  140. Eastcoast Elitist says at 8:10 pm, October 21st, 2008

    iolanthe:

    These are the same people who were all pissed at the “wall street fat cats” for profiting from the mortgage melt down, and wanted them to pay for their own bailout. Now when Obama wants to tax these same “fat cats”, “joe sixpack” is all “nah, that’s socialism! TERRORIST!!!!”

  141. spencer: I love you.

    I AM The Secret Muslim Converting
    THE White Wimminz

  142. I AM Klaus
    THE Butcher of Leon

    was a no go…… (and I was SURE some Nazi reference would be allowed!)

  143. sanguinesu says at 8:17 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM excited about THE TruckNutz
    I AM broke because of THE Republican economy.

  144. Guitar_Guy says at 8:21 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Right On! On behalf of my boy Tink from Minnesota. I am now officially Jesse The Wrestler!! Woo Hoo!!!

  145. I am Cindy
    The fucking cunt trollop

    still waiting…

  146. I am so high right now from
    The ginormo bong hit I just took

  147. Que Sera Sarah says at 8:23 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM SPARTACUS.

    THE END.

  148. stephie4 says at 8:24 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I just made one for myself: I am Stephie the 8 peso whore

    for my brother who works at Budweiser - I am Greg the Alcoholic Beer Man

    for my dad - I am Steve the Disgruntled Mailman

    for my mom - I am Sue the Crazy Cat Lady

    for my fiance - I am Leslie the Angry Black Man

    and for my cat - I am Daisy the H.B.I.C.

  149. I AM Michelle Bachman
    THE Grand Inquisitor

  150. I AM The Resurrection and
    THE Light

    I AM Cuckoo for
    THE Cocoa Puffs

  151. iwillsavethispatient says at 8:31 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am trapped in
    the sign making factory

    I am three sheets to
    the wind

  152. I love this thread so very much.

  153. steverino247 says at 8:42 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I tried foreign languages, just in case:

    I am JUANITA
    The PUTA MADRE

    and

    I am ADOLF
    The JUDENBRENNER

    I figured they’d really go for the German, being fascist bastards and all.

  154. Blue Line says at 8:43 pm, October 21st, 2008

    This is possibly the best Wonkette thread ever.

    I still haven’t gotten my ‘I am Obama the next president’ sign…shocking, right?

  155. AK Insomniac says at 8:46 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Sarah
    The Albatross

  156. limberliz says at 8:46 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I just kept it simple:
    I am Liz
    The community organizer

  157. run_said_ran says at 8:48 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I Am Disgusted By
    The Republican Campaign.

  158. Garble: [i]How did so many people swallow the absurd myth that the rich work harder than the poor?[/i]

    Exactly! The whole republican “class warfare” mythology is founded on the idea that

    (1) the golden rule does not exist
    (2) any true story of rags to riches obliterates the argument that the game is rigged for Halliburton no bid contracts.

  159. Blue Line says at 8:49 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am a Redneck
    the McCain base

    I am Sarah Palin
    the worst VP pick, ever

  160. ohiolobbyist says at 8:51 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Dog
    THE Bounty Hunter

    still hasn’t come through…

  161. malloc_debug says at 8:52 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Brad
    THE Biological Father

  162. Red Headed StepChild says at 8:55 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Vladimir
    THE illegal campaign contributor

  163. bcluxton says at 8:55 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am losing
    the election

    and nothing… has anyone actually received it? Hilarious thread!

  164. Red Headed StepChild says at 8:56 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Sarah Palin
    THE God-loving n###er-hater

  165. Guitar_Guy says at 8:57 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I’m now also officially “Garrison, the Teacher” as in the famous gay Mr. Garrison from South Park! Yeah!!!

  166. Red Headed StepChild says at 8:57 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Cindy
    THE pill-popping cum-dumpster

  167. gjdodger says at 8:58 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM going back to the Senate, where
    THE lobbyists kiss my ass

  168. robaralis says at 8:59 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am “so against” the “polar bears, they hurt the economy”

  169. Outstando says at 8:59 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM SCRATCHING
    THE CROTCH RASH

    I AM RON PAUL
    THE PROPHET

  170. malloc_debug says at 9:00 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Bupkiss:
    I am TruckNutz the Movie
    I am Cindy the trollopy c*nt

  171. ohiolobbyist says at 9:02 pm, October 21st, 2008

    tiny mexican:
    I AM Joe Lieberman
    THE 65 year old virgin.

  172. Outstando says at 9:02 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM OUTWITTED BY
    THE COLONOSCOPY LADY

  173. Paul the Journalist says at 9:04 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Spreading
    THE Wealth

  174. OffTheRecord says at 9:07 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I just wanted to say that I love each and every one of you all.

  175. Jim's Mom says at 9:13 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM banging
    THE v.p. Yee-haw!

    -Todd Palin

    lemonreport.blogspot.com

  176. dotdotdotdotdot says at 9:16 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Thurston Howell

    THE Third

  177. I AM Ginger
    THE Movie Star

    I AM Calling from Inside
    THE House

  178. I AM sodomizing
    THE alter boys.

  179. stumpycuse says at 9:20 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Dick N. the Babysitter… no sign yet. Of course, I probably should have said “page boy” then they would think I was a republican.

  180. Jim's Mom says at 9:20 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM ready, and fully armed, for
    THE new world order

    -Govr. Palin’s Foreign Policy Advisor

  181. AK Insomniac says at 9:22 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM sick of campaigning;
    THE VP’cy is not mine!

  182. Jim's Mom says at 9:23 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM
    THE Walrus

    -Coo Coo Ca-Choo

    lemonreport.blogspot.com

  183. Guitar_Guy says at 9:24 pm, October 21st, 2008

    OK, I’m done now. I’m officially, according to my new sign, “Anita, the Psychiatrist”. Woot!

  184. I AM amused by
    THE following video of John McCain:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLVSURlFoQs

  185. stolichnayaaa says at 9:27 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM
    THE WALRUS GOO GOO GA JOOB

    I AM LOST, WHERE
    THE FUCK AM I

  186. ZOMG! Epic! LULZ!! says at 9:35 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Must stop but continuing endless giggle fits with this thread…

    I AM Tobias
    THE Never-Nude Actor

    I AM W.
    THE One That Fucked the GOP

  187. Hot_Carl says at 9:39 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am “not a fan of”
    The “gays.”

  188. I am Reaping

    The whirlwind

  189. Lazy Media says at 9:42 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Vlad
    The Impaler

    I am Legion
    For We are Many

    I am the Egg Man
    I am the Walrus, coocoo cachoo

  190. I AM Sarah!
    THE Veep! lolz!

  191. I AM DEATH
    THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

    (this’ll lock up the neoconservative vote)

  192. Shem the Penman says at 9:46 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Marian the Librarian gets no McCain love. Guess he’s written off the ALA …

  193. keepinitrealyo: Oh screw you, you elitist early-posting Gita-quoting Kaurava-appeaser.

  194. Outstando says at 9:46 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM ALLAH
    THE MERCIFUL

    I AM
    THE WALNUTS

    I AM TRYING TO USE
    THE BATHROOM

  195. Blue Line says at 9:46 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM in
    THE tank

  196. bluebrazos says at 9:49 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Burgling
    THE Turds

    I AM shooting milk out
    THE nose

  197. Lazy Media says at 9:50 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am tired of
    The kids always on my lawn

    I am rolling four
    The hard way

    I am Elwyn
    The Tinkleberg

    I am grasping at
    The straws

  198. AK Insomniac says at 9:51 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM having fun being
    THE thorn in your ass

  199. Que Sera Sarah says at 9:53 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM having fun with
    THE sign generator!

  200. Paul the Journalist says at 9:54 pm, October 21st, 2008

    My co-worker actually just got her sign back:

    I AM Jade
    THE Welfare Recipient

    Don’t Tax Me
    For Working Hard

  201. PentagonBookkeeper says at 9:55 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Max triple amputee
    THE one who got fucked in the ass by a Bush

  202. I AM Darth Vader
    THE Father

    I AM The Felon In
    THE Barney Costume

    I AM Ricky Williams
    THE Coke Addict

    I AM Bridget
    THE Illegitimate Black Child

  203. I AM Knut, PLZ don’t let
    THE GILF shoot me!

  204. PentagonBookkeeper says at 9:58 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Katherine Harris
    THE mother of Michelle Bachmann

  205. schvitzatura says at 10:00 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Fred
    THE Cancerian from NJ

  206. middleamerican says at 10:00 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Don’t think this one will go thru…

    I AM Sarah Palin
    THE Six-Pack Slut

  207. PentagonBookkeeper says at 10:03 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM the Alaskan Allah
    THE one who shall reveal all of Sarah Palin’s misuse of power

    I AM Piper
    THE jet setter

  208. schvitzatura says at 10:06 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM John S. McCain III
    THE WALNUTS!

  209. I Am John
    The Golddigger

  210. AK Insomniac says at 10:09 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM your sanity
    THE one you left in Nam

  211. I AM Step ‘n’ Fetchit
    THE One Black Guy at your Rally

  212. wonkthis says at 10:14 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM hoping I can fuck
    THE VP too, Todd

    I AM smarter than
    THE average republican

    I AM sure NAMBLA loves
    THE McCain/Palin Ticket

    I AM not surprised
    THE RepublicansWillLose

    I AM sure Palin was
    THE wrong VP choice

  213. PentagonBookkeeper says at 10:15 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM pie
    THE lucky piece in Barry’s mouth

  214. slinkimalinki says at 10:17 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM in
    THE mood for dancin’

  215. slinkimalinki says at 10:20 pm, October 21st, 2008

    hhmmm.
    I AM abdullah
    THE halal butcher

    doesn’t seem to work either

  216. DieOnTheTurnpike says at 10:26 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Mark
    THE Page Texter

  217. expatinOz says at 10:31 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Roberts,
    THE Dread Pirate

  218. gjdodger says at 10:31 pm, October 21st, 2008

    They’re tough. I couldn’t even get through:
    I AM Bill
    THE Weatherman
    I mean, what if a real weatherman wants a sign? He could put it on the six o’clock news.

  219. gypsysc2 says at 10:34 pm, October 21st, 2008

    So racist!
    It gave me “kristen the CEO”
    but refused “nasser hussain the professor” who really is one of my professors.
    I guess the mccain campaign would alienate their base if they accepted support from the A-rabs though.

  220. TheSchmid says at 10:38 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM (name withheld)
    THE Abortion doctor

    I AM Bristol
    THE Unwed Teen Mother

    I AM Alaska
    THE worst state

  221. Ska Boss says at 10:39 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM voting for
    THE black dude
    Don’t tax me for working hard!

  222. Sub_Standard says at 10:41 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am SANCHEZ
    the DIRTY

  223. expatinOz says at 10:45 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM so much happier after reading
    THE thread

  224. chunkstyle says at 10:49 pm, October 21st, 2008

    graysong: eeeeeexcellent **rubs hands together** lets start sending edited signs to mccain palin supporters. they won’t notice cuz they’re blinded by the magic of hate!

  225. Ska Boss says at 10:51 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am: Ron Paul
    The: RON PAUL

    I am: Colorado
    The: Democratic State

    I am: Sarah Palin
    The: Functioning Retard

    I am: Obama
    The: PRESIDENT, old man!

  226. shortsshortsshorts says at 10:53 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Holy shit I don’t think I have ever seen this many people try to create their own WALNUTS rally sign. This is pretty epic by Wonkette standards. Rock on, all of ye with signs.

  227. HappyLanding says at 10:56 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Mark Foley
    The inspiration for Cocktober

  228. schvitzatura says at 10:58 pm, October 21st, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: In the great tradition of Chevy’s ‘Make Your Own Tahoe Commercial’…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oNedC3j0e4

  229. Blue Jefferson Clinton the Cat says at 10:59 pm, October 21st, 2008

    oh this post just made my day! Laughed my ass off!

    My submission pales in comparrison but I submitted
    I am NOT FOOLED by
    The LIES OF McCain PALIN

  230. 1. Some of my best friends are Alaskans.
    2. Move where?
    3. Don’t need no stinkin’ Code. Just pay me in coin of the realm, Ameros.

  231. mookworthjwilson says at 11:05 pm, October 21st, 2008

    —- the Cambodian Sex Worker?
    —- the Vietnamese Prison Guard?

  232. jjgittes says at 11:08 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am VICTOR
    the CLEANER

    Don’t tax me for working hard!

  233. The Church of Realism says at 11:10 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Frank the Tank Mechanic

  234. Ska Boss says at 11:12 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM: homeless, thanks for
    THE: deregulation, dick.

  235. The Helvetica Scenario says at 11:13 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM using
    THE internet!!!!!1 ha! ha!

  236. hamletta says at 11:15 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I fucked up, y’all. I haven’t checked my spam/Yahoo account in so long, it was suspended. But anyway, here goes:

    I AM Tsarina of all
    THE Russias

    I’m very fond of ’40s film star George Sanders and his masterwork, Memoirs of a Professional Cad.

  237. I AM Colonel Kurtz
    The Horror, the Horror…

  238. Mark Narwhalberg says at 11:17 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM George
    THE Macaca.

  239. Mark Narwhalberg says at 11:20 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Rudy
    THE President of 9/11

    I AM registering Mickey
    THE Mouse to vote.

    I AM SHOOPIN’
    THE WHOOP!

  240. blankforobama: It turns out that it’s less fun when nobody blocks things like “Your White Teenage Daughter” or “Space Overlords from Xenu”.

    “Shemales” is still tempting, but all the more tempting with the McCain cockblockage. They wouldn’t even let John the Revelator through.

  241. sanantonerose says at 11:22 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Kwame? WIN for the When a Stranger Calls urban legend reference.

  242. I am voting against
    the old grouchy guy

    They seem to have accepted this one.

  243. Snarkfest says at 11:26 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM -SCREWING WITH
    THE -WINGNUTS

  244. stephie4 says at 11:28 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM not THE father!

    I told you Maury! I told you ~ she a trifling scallywag ho!

  245. I am repelled by
    the lying of McCain

  246. Chotchingsley says at 11:29 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM hiring all
    THE mexicans.

  247. Chotchingsley says at 11:33 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Viggo
    THE Carpathian

    I AM Rummy
    THE War Criminal

    I AM Taking
    THE Blue Pill

  248. Que Sera Sarah says at 11:33 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM watching
    THE Capitals lose

    I AM sipping
    THE elitist latte

    I AM creeped out by
    THE saggy jowels

  249. I AM
    THE refore Ithink

  250. I am John McCain
    The gold digger

  251. ms_mcgee says at 11:38 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Mike Rotch, the Social Worker.

  252. Isaac Laquedem says at 11:38 pm, October 21st, 2008

    It so far hasn’t sent me my two requests:
    I AM Charlie
    THE tuna

    and

    I AM Carol
    THE jilted wife.

  253. CivicHoliday says at 11:39 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Sarah
    The leader of the Senate

  254. I AM Tucker McElroy
    THE Lead Singer

    I AM Tucker McElroy
    THE Driver of the Winnebago

  255. Shortbus joe says at 11:42 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Pissing
    The Depends

  256. I AM Bob
    The Builder

    …Si se Puede!

  257. tednugentslover says at 11:43 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am KARL the FAILED ARCHITECT
    sent to info@karlrove.com

    I am RICK the CROSS-EYED STRATEGIST

  258. Shortbus joe says at 11:45 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Pissing in
    The Depends

  259. schvitzatura says at 11:45 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM Jack Dawson
    THE King of the World

  260. Shortbus joe says at 11:46 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am Scared of
    The Right

  261. Chotchingsley says at 11:47 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I AM “the health” of
    THE mother

    I AM picking up
    THE tab for AIG

  262. Shortbus joe says at 11:55 pm, October 21st, 2008

    I am John
    The Fascist

    I am Sarah
    The Anti-Christ

  263. tednugentslover says at 11:57 pm, October 21st, 2008

    i am : K-LO
    the: Batshit Crazy

    sent to: klopez@nationalreview.com

  265. I am Larry Craig

    the toilet Goblin

    Don’t tax me for working hard.

  266. JimNewell says at 12:08 am, October 22nd, 2008

    This is an obnoxiously good thread. Thank you everyone.

  267. Mark Narwhalberg says at 12:10 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM bitterly clinging to
    THE guns and religion.

    OK, I’m done now.

  268. I AM FUCKING
    THE VP CANDIDATE’S 17-YEAR OLD DAUGHTER

  269. [IMG]http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/demian213/tank.jpg[/IMG]

  270. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 12:13 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM Vicki
    THE other woman

    I AM Mittens
    THE Bitter

    I AM humbled by
    THE other spammers

  271. NameBilly says at 12:16 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM Your Job in
    THE crapper

  272. tropaean says at 12:18 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM Flushing
    THE John

    How soon we forget

  273. boyhowdy says at 12:19 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM librarian
    THE not-book-banning.

  274. NameBilly says at 12:20 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM cranking
    THE handle

  275. boyhowdy says at 12:24 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM Colin Powell
    THE fork-sticker-inner.

  276. veganrampage2 says at 12:32 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM baby jesus
    THE crying from your lies

    I AM an ocean of rage
    THE repugnicants venality

    I AM wrath of GOD
    THE fires of hell await thee

  277. NameBilly says at 12:35 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM Conan
    THE barbarian

    I AM Yertle
    THE turtle

    I AM Satan
    THE father of lies

    I AM the Lord, thy God
    THE one that brought thee forth from Egypt

  278. Don’t detour from the sign page! There’s some spooky shit!

    Aimee Rathburn: “As hunters prepare for the first day of rifle season for deer in the Eastern Plains, Senator Obama should answer why he disparaged all hunters as he mocked Governor Sarah Palin, as a ‘Governor, mother, moose-shooter.’ Real Colorado sportsmen should know the best way to prepare for Barack Obama’s visit would be to hide their guns.”

    http://www.johnmccain.com/Informing/News/NewsReleases/66d37078-ee6e-49b1-8e50-3419ba29bc3c.htm

  279. I AM George
    THE Decider

  280. calmer than you are says at 12:48 am, October 22nd, 2008

    My “I AM Rod THE Fluffer” entry was approved…BUT changed to “I AM Rod THE Republican”. Really.

  281. Early and Often says at 12:56 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM God
    THE Muslins are right

    I AM always
    THE Runner-up

    I AM peeing on
    THE stick

  282. The Church of Realism says at 1:00 am, October 22nd, 2008

    HAHAHA! Frank the Tank (Mechanic) went through.

  283. jjgittes says at 1:06 am, October 22nd, 2008

    Good gravy, Victor the Cleaner went through. I’m so fucking proud of myself:

    http://www.johnmccain.com/actioncenter/joe/joepdfgenerator.aspx?rguid=b7b59c3f-ce5a-4dd7-851a-5a8f9d379fcd

  284. bulliestogo says at 1:18 am, October 22nd, 2008

    lol! Look at that beautiful design. That was so worth the wait.

  285. FreshCliches says at 1:30 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM Sancho
    THE Adult Actor

  286. Mark Narwhalberg says at 1:33 am, October 22nd, 2008

    What I lack in willpower I make up with insomnia.

    I AM Snape
    THE Potions Master

    I AM Day Man, Fighter of
    THE Night Man

  287. Baconcat says at 1:58 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I am hunting for
    the glory hole.

    No word yet.

  288. Pierce Moffett says at 2:03 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I am Christ
    The King

  289. SayItWithWookies says at 2:04 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM looking forward to
    THE war crimes trials

  290. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 2:08 am, October 22nd, 2008

    SayItWithWookies: Oh, me too! I’m going to watch them with a huge bowl of popcorn and a HUGE grin of vindication.

  291. Christ, I came to this late. But still:

    I AM Sarah

    THE Rape-kit-denier.

    I AM Hussein

    THE President

    I AM Trigger

    THE Fetus who should’ve been aborted

  292. kneejerk says at 2:54 am, October 22nd, 2008

    The Strangers reference was awesome. Lock this ridiculous meme down, please?

  293. facehead says at 3:11 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM “THE WALRUS, I AM”

    THE “EGGMAN”

  294. Isaac Laquedem says at 3:16 am, October 22nd, 2008

    Ha! It gave me “I AM Charlie THE tuner” (with my apologies to the Chicken of the Sea producers)

  295. Isaac Laquedem says at 3:17 am, October 22nd, 2008

    Ha! It gave me “I AM Charlie THE tuner” (with my apologies to the Chicken of the Sea producers).

  296. facehead says at 3:20 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM JACKY,

    THE SPERM DONOR

  297. I am David Frum
    the Obnoxious Pundit

    I am John Kerry
    the man fixated on undies

    I am Hilary
    the pantsuit wearer

    I am Joe
    the unemployed

  298. I AM LAUGHINGMYASSOFFAT
    THE WONKETTE

    I AM SUSPENDING
    THE CAMPAIGN ‘TIL 2016

    I AM STILL WAITING FOR
    THE STRAIGHT TALK

    I AM NEIMAN MARCUS
    THE SMALL TOWN VALUES

    I AM UNABLE TO IGNORE
    THE MOSQUITOES, SARAH

    (re. her pageant speech about how Alaska has both mosquitoes and beautiful mountains, but it’s up to us what we focus on)

  299. No McSigns for me yet… I even looked up an Omaha zip code, figuring SF digits would be an automatic disqualifier…

  300. poptimist says at 3:50 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I am Mark Foley
    the “babysitter”

  301. OhFuckThis says at 4:07 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I am Buddy the lobsterboy.

  302. gjdodger says at 4:16 am, October 22nd, 2008

  303. I AM in yr pollz stealin
    THE votez

  305. soymocha says at 6:07 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I am Sarah the Incurious.

  306. yo'daddeh says at 6:09 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM become Death,
    THE Shatterer of Worlds.

  307. Lee Atwater says at 6:39 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM stuck inside
    THE campaign headquarters

    I AM waiting for
    THE man

    I AM drinking
    THE Kool-Aid

  308. coolcatdaddy says at 6:52 am, October 22nd, 2008

    It won’t let me have my signs!

    I AM Bruce
    THE Interior Decorator

    I AM Larry Craig
    THE Restroom Attendant

    I AM Jack
    THE Porn Star

    I AM Sarah Palin
    THE Walking Talking Point

  309. SulkyGirl says at 7:46 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM sick of
    THE Republicans’ racism

    I AM Itchy
    THE Hooker from Miami

    Dammit I need that last one!

  310. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 7:47 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM Indiana
    THE Blue State.

    I AM sorry I pissed off
    THE late night comedian.

    I AM Apouk
    THE Destroyer.

  311. gjdodger says at 8:46 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM losing
    THE election

  312. ExecutorElassus says at 8:51 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM Leon
    THE Professional

    I AM in love with
    THE underage erstwhile pornstar

    I AM drinking
    THE whole milk

    I AM blowing up
    THE Police Chief

    I AM Working for
    THE Mob

    I AM a lot like
    THE Senior Senator from Arizona

    Obviously, the only way I could not get arrested is by posting all those is in sequence, Burma-shave style.

  313. gradgrind says at 9:09 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM Carol
    THE first and still best Mrs. McCain

  314. friendlynerd says at 9:14 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM Learning
    THE Google

  315. The Church of Realism says at 9:15 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM Dora
    THE Explorer

  316. Formerly Preferred says at 9:43 am, October 22nd, 2008

    gjdodger: Wow–after all of that, that’s all you get? I was hoping for a nice font that was suitable for framing. I could do that in MS Paint.

  317. DeathOfIrony says at 10:02 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM stirring up THE wing-nuts…

    I will proudly display in my yard!

  318. I had high hopes for
    I AM FISTEE THE CATCHER and I AM JOHN THE ESCORT
    but alas, no.

  319. boredatwork says at 10:20 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM drinking until
    THE election is over.

  320. I AM Blaming
    THE Minorities.

    Geez, just doin’ my job, bro.

  321. Hello Sunshine says at 11:26 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM the resurrection and I am
    THE light

    I AM being robbed, please call
    THE police

    I AM not working hard or paying
    THE tax bill that arrived in April.

    I AM a big sign in
    THE front yard

    I AM Oscar
    THE Grouch

  322. Whorange says at 11:33 am, October 22nd, 2008

    I am Sarah Palin
    THE clothes whore 105K

  323. gjdodger says at 12:00 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Formerly Preferred: Well, after all, it’s the McCain Campaign. I’m surprised they don’t scrawl it out with a Magic Marker and snail mail it to you.

  324. DieOnTheTurnpike says at 12:03 pm, October 22nd, 2008
  325. bobloblaw says at 12:45 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    http://flickr.com/photos/29253998@N04/2963999757/

    i am an idiot voting for the republicans came in…

  326. bobloblaw says at 12:46 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    kth: actually, i did - my real first name and my real job. no dice.

  327. Chotchingsley says at 1:13 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    photoshop, my friends. get to it!

  328. bobloblaw says at 1:36 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    WOAH! WTF?! i never got my poster -not even the legit one, but guess what i did get? ENROLLED on the McCranky NEWSLETTER! Mother f’ers….

  329. ms_mcgee says at 1:40 pm, October 22nd, 2008
  330. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 2:14 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    gjdodger: Fucking brilliant. Congrats!

  331. The most fun of submitting these is later on when you get that first email from the McCain campaign and you can unsubscribe with the reason ‘no longer a McCain supporter’. Bonus fun: you can then enter a reason in the comment section.

  332. Theo_Mobius says at 2:27 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    How long does this thing take?

    I am Bahlzdepin the Waitress
    I am Kuverden the Seaman
    I am Touchebois the Scout Master
    I am Rechinfur the Brazier
    I am a couple of other ones that I forgot.

    I don’t think this even works. Kuverden the Seaman surely should have gone through, because that’s my actual name and occupation.

  333. ZarkinFrood says at 2:28 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM pork
    THE other white meat

    I AM surfing
    THE internet for pr0n

    I AM remembering to cup
    THE balls

    I AM Henry
    THE Eighth
    (I am, I am)

  334. LostProphyt says at 2:31 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Some of my contributions:

    I AM Angry, & Will Become
    THE Incredible Hulk

    I AM Tony Stark,
    THE Invincible Iron Man

    I AM Conan
    THE Cimmerian

    I AM Bobo
    THE Monkey

    I AM Mad At
    THE Elitist Right

    I AM Sick And Need To Hit
    THE Bathroom Soon

    And I submitted a comment, and was surprised to discover their Thank You page suffers from poor CSS implimentation: All I saw was the right menu column extended over the width of the whole page. Stay Classy, McCain Web People!

  335. Levi
    Fucking Redneck

  336. ZarkinFrood says at 2:54 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM giving rimjobs to
    THE Republicans
    (DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

    I AM Quaker
    THE Ha-Ha Guy
    (DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

    I AM exploiting
    THE system
    (DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

  337. Iggy Plop says at 2:55 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    i didn’t get my sign back, but now i’m being spammed by the mccain campaign thanks to the email address i provided. why didn’t i see that coming?

  338. ZarkinFrood says at 3:09 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM Gandalf
    THE Grey
    (DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

    I AM Cindy McCain
    THE Cyborg Queen
    (DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

    I AM elderly, so get
    THE f^ck off my lawn!
    (DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

  339. ZarkinFrood says at 3:32 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM not 100% in love w/
    THE tone of yours
    (DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

    I AM a member of
    THE Whig Party
    (DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

    I AM Miss November
    THE girl of your dreams
    (DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

    I AM BATMAN
    THE CAPED CRUSADER
    (DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

  340. I AM a victim of
    THE Keating Five

  341. ZarkinFrood says at 3:42 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM dancin’ in
    THE streets
    (DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

    I AM sofuckinghighon
    THE methrightnow!!!11!
    (DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

    I AM dicking off on
    THE company dime
    (DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

  342. szechuanpalace says at 5:19 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM afraid of
    THE robot revolution

  343. I AM Barack Obama
    THE POTUS

    (DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

  344. liberalmother says at 8:02 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM G. Gordon Liddy
    THE Watergate Plumber

  345. liberalmother says at 9:12 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    I AM a $150,000 Makeover of
    THE Emperor’s New Clothes

  346. I AM Sarah
    THE sore loser

    I AM Jowls
    THE non President

    I AM Thom Jefferson
    THE fake American

  347. stolichnayaaa says at 2:09 am, October 23rd, 2008

    I AM IN CHARGE OF
    THE SENATE

    I AM JEFF
    THE DRUNK

    I AM RALPH
    THE UNEMPLOYED CUSTOM SIGN PAINTER, THANKS A LOT ASSHOLES

  348. mobile-home-refush says at 3:35 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    I AM repulsed by palin
    THE f@#ktard

  349. LarryFeltonJ says at 7:16 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Fantastic! I went back to the site today with a different email address and the McCain campaign mailed me my “I’m Willard the Rat Rancher” sign. That’s the one I’m going to carry if I make it to a Palin rally. I think this link will take you to my beautiful sign.

    http://www.johnmccain.com/actioncenter/joe/joepdfgenerator.aspx?rguid=82e8d122-ecd4-4bdd-9d2c-eeb8c2624cad

  350. LarryFeltonJ says at 7:23 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    I was beginning to think the McCain-Palin campaign was taking creepy-guy-raising-killer-rats-in-the-basement vote for granted.

  351. LarryFeltonJ says at 6:28 am, October 24th, 2008

    My faith in the integrity of the McCain-Bachmann or Palin, or whatever that crazy person’s name is, has been restored. Overnight I got my “I am Bullwinkle the Moose” and “I am Bilbo the Hobbit” signs.
    If a Palin rally happens here it created great opportunity for costumes.

  352. Man, I totally haven’t gotten any of mine! I thought Pimpleface the Christian or Fatass the Racist might get by them, but I guess not.

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