Make Your Own 'Joe The Plumber' Sign, Watch It Get Rejected

The McCain website has this fantastic new feature in which you design your own "Joe the Plumber" anger bear sign, about taxes. As the example above demonstrates, however, there is high potential for CHILDISH ABUSE with this thing, and so far we've submittedninedifferent signs that the website *promised* to e-mail to us, and none of them have come. Not even our most benign -- dare we say courteous? -- submission, "I am Walnuts the fucktard." We give up. Now you people go ahead and try, and if you get any good ones past the filter demons, please send them our way. [ John McCain ]