CENSORSHIP  6:05 pm October 21, 2008

Make Your Own ‘Joe The Plumber’ Sign, Watch It Get Rejected

by Jim Newell

The McCain website has this fantastic new feature in which you design your own “Joe the Plumber” anger bear sign, about taxes. As the example above demonstrates, however, there is high potential for CHILDISH ABUSE with this thing, and so far we’ve submitted nine different signs that the website *promised* to e-mail to us, and none of them have come. Not even our most benign — dare we say courteous? — submission, “I am Walnuts the fucktard.” We give up. Now you people go ahead and try, and if you get any good ones past the filter demons, please send them our way. [John McCain]

 
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Dave J. October 21, 2008 at 6:09 pm

“Moose the Castrating Shrew” is on order, Cap’n.

loganmo October 21, 2008 at 6:10 pm

I tried “Larry the Wide Stancer” and nothing CAME-wakka wakka wakka

pffft.

sarahconnor October 21, 2008 at 6:10 pm

I’m “only making”
The “five figure$, duma$$”

patrickman October 21, 2008 at 6:12 pm

trucknutz wide-stance

american mutt October 21, 2008 at 6:13 pm

I am Gordon Liddy
The other Terrorist.

InsidiousTuna October 21, 2008 at 6:14 pm

Jabba the Hutt

Half-Price Muslin October 21, 2008 at 6:15 pm

“Beelzebub the Bundler”
“John’s Best Friend the Oncologist”
*sigh* no luck just so far…

Monsieur Grumpe October 21, 2008 at 6:15 pm

All I got was another email for Viagra. I think McCain has got a spam scam going on.

Hot_Carl October 21, 2008 at 6:15 pm

I’m “In The Tank”
For “The e-l337est Librul”

american mutt October 21, 2008 at 6:16 pm

I AM Spilling applecause
The grocery store is scary.

Monsieur Grumpe October 21, 2008 at 6:16 pm

Jeez, what is wrong with Barbie the Crome Hoover?

AusKosh October 21, 2008 at 6:18 pm

Waiting for my three:
I AM not THE droid u r looking 4
I AM joe THE strummer
I AM taking out THE garbage. Don’t Tax Me For Working Hard.

Anita Cocktail October 21, 2008 at 6:21 pm

I am BUCK NAKED
the PORN STAR
Don’t tax me for working hard…. (heh, heh, heh)

Dave J. October 21, 2008 at 6:21 pm

“Monica the Intern” has yet to show up, strangely.

RubberSoul October 21, 2008 at 6:22 pm

This one fits Joe the Plumber to a tee:

I am “Jumping”
The “Shark”

Jim Newell October 21, 2008 at 6:24 pm

I even submitted “I am Jim the blogger,” the most factually accurate thing I’ve ever typed but probably the most offensive to them.

vkladchik October 21, 2008 at 6:24 pm

I AM psyched that THE nation is for Obama!

american mutt October 21, 2008 at 6:25 pm

I AM Truck Nutz 4
THE WIN

Odd Ass City October 21, 2008 at 6:27 pm

I am so going to vote for
The One

I am Trig’s Mom
The Grandma

I am drillin’
The Arctic

I am in charge of
The United State Senate

I am Angry
The Loser

GrammarCop October 21, 2008 at 6:27 pm

I AM Levi
THE Dropout

Strange — still haven’t gotten mine, either!

iwillsavethispatient October 21, 2008 at 6:27 pm

I am Joe the Welfare Queen…
I am Ashley the Escort… phnarr

wheelie October 21, 2008 at 6:27 pm

You are a very bold boy, Jim the Blogger.

Entitynein October 21, 2008 at 6:27 pm

Hmm, still waiting on my I AM John THE erratic politician sign.

Tarheel October 21, 2008 at 6:28 pm

Now, I’m just going to sit back and wait for my, “I AM Joe THE Tax-Evader” sign to arrive.

Min October 21, 2008 at 6:28 pm

I am voting for
the other guy.

So far, nada.

stephie4 October 21, 2008 at 6:29 pm

I AM Obama THE Anti-Christ

Dernyul October 21, 2008 at 6:29 pm

I am Farting and It’s
The Worst.

Dave J. October 21, 2008 at 6:30 pm

Hmm, anyone else pause for a moment on the page that pops up after you hit “submit” and think about “helping” them call some undecided voters? That would be a hoot and a half.

wheelie October 21, 2008 at 6:30 pm

[re=142047]Jim Newell[/re]: fk you, you beat me to that quip. Not fair.

american mutt October 21, 2008 at 6:31 pm

I AM AWARE OF
THE INTERNET TRADITIONS

spencer October 21, 2008 at 6:31 pm

I AM DOUCHENOZZLE
THE COLUMNIST

sent to wkristol@theweeklystandard.com

lessreal October 21, 2008 at 6:31 pm

I AM Choking
THE Chicken

It’s funny because it’s true!

guey de gueyes October 21, 2008 at 6:32 pm

I hope mine makes it through:

“I am Cleveland the Steamer”

iwillsavethispatient October 21, 2008 at 6:33 pm

I am …
the One and Only!

Jammacain gotta love Chesney Hawkes, surely?

Dave J. October 21, 2008 at 6:33 pm

[re=142065]spencer[/re]: Oh, I see what you did there. You went and added a fun new wrinkle to this game.

Harold_Ignoramis October 21, 2008 at 6:33 pm

John the bad the pilot/opportunist.

Sarah the bimbo.

Joe the Gaffer.

Barack The One.

druranium October 21, 2008 at 6:33 pm

My “I am Gorlak the Financial Advisor” is not coming through. Fuck you McCain. Empty promises, empty promises.

Dernyul October 21, 2008 at 6:33 pm

I am Waiting For
The Sign to Arrive.

stephie4 October 21, 2008 at 6:34 pm

I AM Tom THE Crazy Scientologist

I AM Katie THE Stepford Wife

I AM Suri THE Alien Baby from Xenu

I am Matt THE Glib News Reporter

StupidGeek October 21, 2008 at 6:34 pm

I AM Eating
THE Arugula

spencer October 21, 2008 at 6:34 pm

I AM جو
THE سباك

Petticoatjunction October 21, 2008 at 6:35 pm

I tried “I AM Jake THE Alligator Man” in tribute to Long Beach icon:
http://www.funbeach.com/events/jake/
…to no avail. On Jake’s own page it says “you rancid snarkster” in reference to the Jake haiku contest.
I haven’t even bothered with “I AM Sarah THE Disemboweler.”

PrairiePossum October 21, 2008 at 6:35 pm

I AM AN INVESTMENT BANK CEO EARNING AN 8 FIGURE INCOME PLUS BONUSES

I HATE PAYING TAXES. TAXES ARE FOR POOR PEOPLE.

MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER BAILOUT PLEASE?

SeminoleInDior October 21, 2008 at 6:36 pm

“I am blowing my load on the Palin girls”.

StrangelyBrown October 21, 2008 at 6:37 pm

Don’t tax me, bro!

american mutt October 21, 2008 at 6:37 pm

I AM BENEFITING FROM
THE OBAMA TAX CUTS

President Beeblebrox October 21, 2008 at 6:38 pm

Still waiting for mine:

I AM so fucking tired of THE Republicans

I AM at war with THE Iraq

I AM not supporting THE Mooseburger

I AM not buying THE attempt at pandering

and

I AM waiting for THE four signs I just made

NB: This Joe the Plumber meme is epic fail. Also, this is the first time I was ever on the McCain website. It’s sort of a weird half-breed muslin relative of Obama’s website, i.e., it has all the trappings of a social-networking campaign site but it doesn’t exactly work.

putinontheritz October 21, 2008 at 6:38 pm

I AM Bitter Cindy
THE Rancorous ATM

JohnnyMeatworth October 21, 2008 at 6:39 pm

i am “working” the “pole.”

PrairiePossum October 21, 2008 at 6:40 pm

I am a whore named Alice

From the town of Dallas

I work hard for the money, so you better treat me right.

AK Insomniac October 21, 2008 at 6:40 pm

I am Trig
A Gift From God

Gopherit October 21, 2008 at 6:42 pm

Didn’t like I’m fucking pages in the Senate Bathroom! either. Sigh.

johnbpt October 21, 2008 at 6:42 pm

I AM Walnuts
THE Old

Big Al1317 October 21, 2008 at 6:43 pm

I am Yatzel

The anarchist

SeminoleInDior October 21, 2008 at 6:44 pm

[re=142095]JohnnyMeatworth[/re]: LOVES IT!!

Canuckledragger October 21, 2008 at 6:44 pm

I AM Disgusted By

THE Retards You Attract.

It’ll go well with my collection of defaced Bush lawns signs. [Yes, I really DO have same. Long story...]

shortsshortsshorts October 21, 2008 at 6:44 pm

[re=142099]Gopherit[/re]: Win.

Dave J. October 21, 2008 at 6:45 pm

[re=142092]President Beeblebrox[/re]: No doubt. The first time I signed up on the Obama website, I swear I had three emails within 10 minutes and then my local campaign HQ called me that night. Literally. They have their shit together over there.

Special Agent Jack Mehoff October 21, 2008 at 6:45 pm

I am Jacking off to
the electoral map

I am In the tank for
the Socialist

I am Jack Mehoff
the B-list fluffer

Garble October 21, 2008 at 6:45 pm

“Working hard” isn’t going to get you +$250,000 unless the work in question is drilling through a bank vault.

How did so many people swallow the absurd myth that the rich work harder than the poor?

JohnnyMeatworth October 21, 2008 at 6:46 pm

I am E.T. the extra-terrestrial.

Dernyul October 21, 2008 at 6:46 pm

I am Sorry
THE gimmick hasn’t worked.

Hot_Carl October 21, 2008 at 6:46 pm

[re=142089]american mutt[/re]: +1

keepinitrealyo October 21, 2008 at 6:47 pm

[re=142062]Dave J.[/re]: Say, that’s an interesting notion.

the bf October 21, 2008 at 6:47 pm

I am Walnuts
the grumpy senator

villageatrois October 21, 2008 at 6:48 pm

Crap. I thought it said “don’t text me for working hard”.

Hatin’

the

McCain Campaign

DailyComicsReview October 21, 2008 at 6:51 pm

I am Melanoma (malignant)
The Skin Cancer, 4 times

chairmandave October 21, 2008 at 6:52 pm

I am Tom Cruise
the Real Maverick

LarryFeltonJ October 21, 2008 at 6:52 pm

What with being a civil sort of guy I decided to go easy on their obscenity filters but I still haven’t gotten my signs yet.

I went with:

I am Attila the Hun
I am Sam the Old Accordion Man
I am Caribou the Barbie
I am Willard the Rat Trainer

I think if I carry my sign to a McCain rally I’ll use Willard the Rat Trainer

NoWireHangers October 21, 2008 at 6:53 pm

I am WOODY
The BONER
Don’t tax me for working hard!

NoWireHangers October 21, 2008 at 6:54 pm

The one I actually submitted wasn’t that good, but the email address I provided was info@johnmccain.com:

I am JOHN MCCAIN
The DIAPER SOILER

Grumpyshoes October 21, 2008 at 6:56 pm

I am Banging
The Governor of NY

I added the “of NY” part, lest they think I meant the Alaskan one. We’ll see what happens.

blankforobama October 21, 2008 at 6:57 pm

I AM able to make
THE obscene signs immediately at http://blankforobama.com

Sorry for blatant promotion — but really, wait for a sign?

Steeevyo October 21, 2008 at 6:58 pm

I am Obama
The President

Canuckledragger October 21, 2008 at 6:59 pm

Fuck! TEN minutes and STILL no fuckin’ lawn sign.

ANOTHER broken promise.

Fuckin’ politicians!

SeminoleInDior October 21, 2008 at 7:00 pm

[re=142106]Dave J.[/re]: Walk into any local Obama office, and you will see barely contained mayhem, but a LOT of computers and telephones. It’s what we do best.

chairmandave October 21, 2008 at 7:00 pm

I am cranky at all of
the coloreds in America

iolanthe October 21, 2008 at 7:02 pm

I am often in stitches over the belief, widespread among YouTube commenters of the Redneck Asshole Persuasion, that everyone in America who is rilly rilly rich, is rilly rilly rich ’cause they work so rilly rilly hard. Difficult to believe that these naifs actually *know* any Rich People, isn’t it? They have such a romantic view of them, see them as Moral Guardians or something.

I’ve been rich enough to have seen the Rilly Rilly Rich up close and personal. Not a pretty sight.

So mine were:

I am KEN LAY
The DECOMPOSING CROOK
Don’t tax me for working hard!

and

I am RICHARD S. FULD
The CEO of LEHMAN BROs
Don’t tax me for working hard!

bhosp October 21, 2008 at 7:05 pm

I AM I, Don Quixote
THE Lord of La Mancha

Dernyul October 21, 2008 at 7:05 pm

I am Aborting
The Baby.

iolanthe October 21, 2008 at 7:06 pm

[re=142108]Garble[/re]: I KNOW!! Don’t they *know* any rich people? If you start to ask them if anything unjust ever happened in their little town (right of way unfairly revoked, etc. etc., powerful business edging an upstart business out) you’ll start to hear from them, just like you hear from *most* people, that the rich in their area treat the poor like shit.

But somehow, when it’s at the National Level, all The Rich are Great and Good and Enjoy God’s Special Favor and Affection.

I can’t figure it. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized.

bc October 21, 2008 at 7:08 pm

I am Appalled

By Sarah Palin

I guess that’s a no go

toad October 21, 2008 at 7:08 pm

I am the really annoyed murdered bear
The one sent from Russia with the Petro-McCain- $$$’s

kth October 21, 2008 at 7:09 pm

I am “Leon Phelps” the “Ladies Man”

someone needs to submit one on-the-level sounding and see if it goes through, so we can know if this feature is even for real and not just a way to scrape email addresses.

Servo October 21, 2008 at 7:13 pm

[re=142067]lessreal[/re]:
That’s fuckin’ great!

[re=142080]spencer[/re]:
Have fun in luxurious Gitmo, my friend.

iwillsavethispatient October 21, 2008 at 7:14 pm

[re=142108]Garble[/re] + [re=142149]iolanthe[/re]: It’s because apparently the Government (“for the people, by the people”) in the world’s bestest democracy(tm) can’t be trusted with money, let alone be trusted to spend it for the greater good, but rich people (who presumably got rich by not giving their money away) can. It’s obvious, innit?

tiny mexican October 21, 2008 at 7:14 pm

I AM Joe Lieberman
THE grotesque shit monster

I AM Lindsey Graham waiting for
THE right woman to come along

They can’t turn those down, right?

sk1win October 21, 2008 at 7:15 pm

I am Bristol
the Baby Maker

Servo October 21, 2008 at 7:16 pm

I am Crashing
The airplane

a-petit dejeuner October 21, 2008 at 7:16 pm

I am Roger
The Shrubber?

NoStyleHere October 21, 2008 at 7:18 pm

[re=142038]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Viagra is in the tank for McCain

flyingspaghettimonster October 21, 2008 at 7:20 pm

I AM JEFF GANNON
THE SEX TOY 4 HIRE

lattelibrul October 21, 2008 at 7:21 pm

Sarah Palin the Republicans’ Redneck Fluffer.

wheelie October 21, 2008 at 7:22 pm

[re=142148]Dernyul[/re]: My god, that’s appalling/brilliant.

CivicHoliday October 21, 2008 at 7:23 pm

I am aware of the internets.

I am hoping that the series of tubes don’t clog.

I am worried that the technology is in the tank for Obama.

(A trilogy of thoughts by John S. McCain III)

keepinitrealyo October 21, 2008 at 7:24 pm

I AM become death

THE destroyer of worlds

LarryFeltonJ October 21, 2008 at 7:24 pm

I’m starting to get disenchanted with the McCain campaign. Evidently they rejected my second batch too which included

I am voting for the Democrat
I am Jabba the Hutt
I am Louis the Fourteenth
I am Cleopatra the Queen of the Nile
I am Roscoe the Aquarium Repairman

saypdx October 21, 2008 at 7:25 pm

I AM pregnant
AND taxes hurt my baby

Wag Das Hund October 21, 2008 at 7:26 pm

[re=142080]spencer[/re]: I am Allah The Akbar

Wag Das Hund October 21, 2008 at 7:27 pm

I am Rudy
The Rat Demon

CivicHoliday October 21, 2008 at 7:28 pm

I am Gozer the Destructor.

edgydrifter October 21, 2008 at 7:28 pm

What’s the deal with the lower-case “e” in “DON’T TAX Me?” Is it some kind of code? It is, isn’t it? You fuckers! If the red moustache flies at midnight tonight, I’m pointing the finger straight at you, McCain!

J05H October 21, 2008 at 7:31 pm

“I am Anonymous for
The LULZ”

Guitar_Guy October 21, 2008 at 7:31 pm

I just simply went for “the lobbyist”, we’ll see.

Dave J. October 21, 2008 at 7:32 pm

[re=142181]LarryFeltonJ[/re]: I think we can conclude at this point that they realized that the snarky ones were outnumbering the genuine ones by 20:1, and have just scrapped the whole thing. I submitted a few “who could argue with that?” ones (“Tim the Mechanic,” “Dave the Contractor”) and those haven’t come through either.

J05H October 21, 2008 at 7:33 pm

I am Wondering
the email w my sign

catsquatch October 21, 2008 at 7:33 pm

I think the sign generator is racist. It must have a white-list of acceptably bitter names and go-nowhere Victorian occupations that it will allow. I mean who would anticipate needing to block Polly Golliwog the Minstrel Songstress? If anyone wants to try my theory they could start with Cornelius Fisting, Haberdasher.

sezme October 21, 2008 at 7:34 pm

I am spamming
the losing campaign.

(It’s meta-snark)

LarryFeltonJ October 21, 2008 at 7:35 pm

My “Roscoe the Aquarium Repairman” sign just arrived!!!!!! Oh please please please send “Willard the Rat Trainer”!!!!

Dindc October 21, 2008 at 7:36 pm

Well, “I am Ethelred the Unready” didn’t work… Too Book Lurned, I guess.

zetetic October 21, 2008 at 7:36 pm

I AM smokin
THE ganja!

Kinbote October 21, 2008 at 7:40 pm

I AM Terrorist
THE singular.

Aurelio October 21, 2008 at 7:40 pm

I tried,

I am SELENA
the PROSTITUTE

DON’T TAX ME FOR WORKING HARD.

No email from McWalnuts yet.

el_burrito October 21, 2008 at 7:40 pm

Ha Ha, this is great. They send you sign, you fix it up,
then send it back to them. So far no response, what gives?

Outstando October 21, 2008 at 7:43 pm

I got a good one. I’ll leave it to Jim to share.

graysong October 21, 2008 at 7:45 pm

You people obviously aren’t real Amurricans! Jim the Fireman came right through. I think they have a pre-approved list of jobs/names. Wonder if Mohammed the “cab driver” would go through.

The sign comes as a PDF and is, like most things McCain, tired and hideous. But HAH! Drop it in Illustrator and it’s completely editable.

LarryFeltonJ October 21, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Aurelio October 21, 2008 at 7:48 pm

I tried,

I am RASHEED

the PIMP

DON’T TAX ME FOR WORKING HARD.

No luck with this, either.

Guitar_Guy October 21, 2008 at 7:48 pm

Cool! I sent up a fake one just to see if this was legit at all. I’m now “Franklin the Welder” and have my sign.

Odd Ass City October 21, 2008 at 7:50 pm

[re=142136]Steeevyo[/re]: I am Sambo The President

rocktonsammy October 21, 2008 at 7:54 pm

Joe the Plumber

I blew Hannity

Sarah wouldn’t!

Tra October 21, 2008 at 7:55 pm

I AM refusing to learn from
THE previous mistakes

ZOMG! Epic! LULZ!! October 21, 2008 at 7:56 pm

Well, I went with:

I am Cindy
The Reformed Addict

I had it sent to my Ms. Bud account, so we’ll see. Fingers Crossed!!!

Eastcoast Elitist October 21, 2008 at 7:57 pm

[re=142083]PrairiePossum[/re]: “I AM AN INVESTMENT BANK CEO EARNING AN 8 FIGURE INCOME PLUS BONUSES

I HATE PAYING TAXES. TAXES ARE FOR POOR PEOPLE.

MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER BAILOUT PLEASE?”

this is pure genius!!!!!! lmaooooooooooooooo

Odd Ass City October 21, 2008 at 7:58 pm

I am Bart
The Sheriff

TeeRah October 21, 2008 at 7:58 pm

I went the obvious:
I am VOTING FOR
the OTHER ONE
I would seriously be surprised to have that arrive in my inbox.
Also, too, as well, “I am WALNUTS the FUCKTARD” is the best sign ever.

azw88 October 21, 2008 at 7:58 pm

I AM Russia
The Palin Neigbor

I AM Palin
THE Nigga hater

IAM THAT ONE
THE Next President!

DarkSynergy October 21, 2008 at 7:59 pm

I AM Telling Jokes about

THE Raping Gorilla

blinky_twinkie October 21, 2008 at 7:59 pm

I AM Cindy
THE Heiress

and

I AM Cthulthu
THE Destroyer of Worlds

I have high hopes for the “Cindy” one…

Paul the Journalist October 21, 2008 at 7:59 pm

I AM Bill
THE Unrepentant Terorist (one r for space concerns)

I’m pretty sure I’m getting that one

zetetic October 21, 2008 at 8:00 pm

I AM Carol
THE Spurned Woman

Odd Ass City October 21, 2008 at 8:01 pm

I am McCain
The “You-Know-What”

ZOMG! Epic! LULZ!! October 21, 2008 at 8:01 pm

Let’s so how I do with mine…

I am Cindy
The Reformed Addict

I had it sent to my Ms. Bud account, so we’ll see. Fingers Crossed!!!

TootTootToot October 21, 2008 at 8:01 pm

I am Sarah
The Baby Factory

I don’t think they liked it :(

DarkSynergy October 21, 2008 at 8:03 pm

I AM Shooting living creatures

From the seat of a helicopter

—–

I AM Seeing the Russians from

The home for special needs babies

zenferretwork October 21, 2008 at 8:03 pm

I am Joe
The Prevaricator

has not arrived…

azw88 October 21, 2008 at 8:03 pm

[re=142196]Dindc[/re]: Love it!

Paul the Journalist October 21, 2008 at 8:06 pm

I AM Drinking
THE Metamucil

HomoPolitico October 21, 2008 at 8:10 pm

[re=142180]keepinitrealyo[/re]: WIN!!!!1!!!11ONEONEONEEXCLIMATIONPOINT!

Eastcoast Elitist October 21, 2008 at 8:10 pm

[re=142149]iolanthe[/re]:

These are the same people who were all pissed at the “wall street fat cats” for profiting from the mortgage melt down, and wanted them to pay for their own bailout. Now when Obama wants to tax these same “fat cats”, “joe sixpack” is all “nah, that’s socialism! TERRORIST!!!!”

Kwame' October 21, 2008 at 8:13 pm

[re=142080]spencer[/re]: I love you.

I AM The Secret Muslim Converting
THE White Wimminz

azw88 October 21, 2008 at 8:14 pm

I AM Klaus
THE Butcher of Leon

was a no go…… (and I was SURE some Nazi reference would be allowed!)

sanguinesu October 21, 2008 at 8:17 pm

I AM excited about THE TruckNutz
I AM broke because of THE Republican economy.

Guitar_Guy October 21, 2008 at 8:21 pm

Right On! On behalf of my boy Tink from Minnesota. I am now officially Jesse The Wrestler!! Woo Hoo!!!

LolCas October 21, 2008 at 8:21 pm

I am Cindy
The fucking cunt trollop

still waiting…

LolCas October 21, 2008 at 8:23 pm

I am so high right now from
The ginormo bong hit I just took

Que Sera Sarah October 21, 2008 at 8:23 pm

I AM SPARTACUS.

THE END.

stephie4 October 21, 2008 at 8:24 pm

I just made one for myself: I am Stephie the 8 peso whore

for my brother who works at Budweiser – I am Greg the Alcoholic Beer Man

for my dad – I am Steve the Disgruntled Mailman

for my mom – I am Sue the Crazy Cat Lady

for my fiance – I am Leslie the Angry Black Man

and for my cat – I am Daisy the H.B.I.C.

Dientes October 21, 2008 at 8:28 pm

I AM Michelle Bachman
THE Grand Inquisitor

Kwame' October 21, 2008 at 8:29 pm

I AM The Resurrection and
THE Light

I AM Cuckoo for
THE Cocoa Puffs

iwillsavethispatient October 21, 2008 at 8:31 pm

I am trapped in
the sign making factory

I am three sheets to
the wind

Maus October 21, 2008 at 8:32 pm

I love this thread so very much.

steverino247 October 21, 2008 at 8:42 pm

I tried foreign languages, just in case:

I am JUANITA
The PUTA MADRE

and

I am ADOLF
The JUDENBRENNER

I figured they’d really go for the German, being fascist bastards and all.

Blue Line October 21, 2008 at 8:43 pm

This is possibly the best Wonkette thread ever.

I still haven’t gotten my ‘I am Obama the next president’ sign…shocking, right?

AK Insomniac October 21, 2008 at 8:46 pm

I AM Sarah
The Albatross

limberliz October 21, 2008 at 8:46 pm

I just kept it simple:
I am Liz
The community organizer

run_said_ran October 21, 2008 at 8:48 pm

I Am Disgusted By
The Republican Campaign.

funkyj October 21, 2008 at 8:49 pm

[re=142108]Garble[/re]: [i]How did so many people swallow the absurd myth that the rich work harder than the poor?[/i]

Exactly! The whole republican “class warfare” mythology is founded on the idea that

(1) the golden rule does not exist
(2) any true story of rags to riches obliterates the argument that the game is rigged for Halliburton no bid contracts.

Blue Line October 21, 2008 at 8:49 pm

I am a Redneck
the McCain base

I am Sarah Palin
the worst VP pick, ever

ohiolobbyist October 21, 2008 at 8:51 pm

I AM Dog
THE Bounty Hunter

still hasn’t come through…

malloc_debug October 21, 2008 at 8:52 pm

I AM Brad
THE Biological Father

Red Headed StepChild October 21, 2008 at 8:55 pm

I AM Vladimir
THE illegal campaign contributor

bcluxton October 21, 2008 at 8:55 pm

I am losing
the election

and nothing… has anyone actually received it? Hilarious thread!

Red Headed StepChild October 21, 2008 at 8:56 pm

I AM Sarah Palin
THE God-loving n###er-hater

Guitar_Guy October 21, 2008 at 8:57 pm

I’m now also officially “Garrison, the Teacher” as in the famous gay Mr. Garrison from South Park! Yeah!!!

Red Headed StepChild October 21, 2008 at 8:57 pm

I AM Cindy
THE pill-popping cum-dumpster

gjdodger October 21, 2008 at 8:58 pm

I AM going back to the Senate, where
THE lobbyists kiss my ass

robaralis October 21, 2008 at 8:59 pm

I am “so against” the “polar bears, they hurt the economy”

Outstando October 21, 2008 at 8:59 pm

I AM SCRATCHING
THE CROTCH RASH

I AM RON PAUL
THE PROPHET

malloc_debug October 21, 2008 at 9:00 pm

Bupkiss:
I am TruckNutz the Movie
I am Cindy the trollopy c*nt

ohiolobbyist October 21, 2008 at 9:02 pm

[re=142163]tiny mexican[/re]:
I AM Joe Lieberman
THE 65 year old virgin.

Outstando October 21, 2008 at 9:02 pm

I AM OUTWITTED BY
THE COLONOSCOPY LADY

Paul the Journalist October 21, 2008 at 9:04 pm

I AM Spreading
THE Wealth

OffTheRecord October 21, 2008 at 9:07 pm

I just wanted to say that I love each and every one of you all.

Jim's Mom October 21, 2008 at 9:13 pm

I AM banging
THE v.p. Yee-haw!

-Todd Palin

lemonreport.blogspot.com

dotdotdotdotdot October 21, 2008 at 9:16 pm

I AM Thurston Howell

THE Third

Kwame' October 21, 2008 at 9:19 pm

I AM Ginger
THE Movie Star

I AM Calling from Inside
THE House

Dernyul October 21, 2008 at 9:20 pm

I AM sodomizing
THE alter boys.

stumpycuse October 21, 2008 at 9:20 pm

I am Dick N. the Babysitter… no sign yet. Of course, I probably should have said “page boy” then they would think I was a republican.

Jim's Mom October 21, 2008 at 9:20 pm

I AM ready, and fully armed, for
THE new world order

-Govr. Palin’s Foreign Policy Advisor

AK Insomniac October 21, 2008 at 9:22 pm

I AM sick of campaigning;
THE VP’cy is not mine!

Jim's Mom October 21, 2008 at 9:23 pm

I AM
THE Walrus

-Coo Coo Ca-Choo

lemonreport.blogspot.com

Guitar_Guy October 21, 2008 at 9:24 pm

OK, I’m done now. I’m officially, according to my new sign, “Anita, the Psychiatrist”. Woot!

Dernyul October 21, 2008 at 9:25 pm

I AM amused by
THE following video of John McCain:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLVSURlFoQs

stolichnayaaa October 21, 2008 at 9:27 pm

I AM
THE WALRUS GOO GOO GA JOOB

I AM LOST, WHERE
THE FUCK AM I

ZOMG! Epic! LULZ!! October 21, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Must stop but continuing endless giggle fits with this thread…

I AM Tobias
THE Never-Nude Actor

I AM W.
THE One That Fucked the GOP

Hot_Carl October 21, 2008 at 9:39 pm

I am “not a fan of”
The “gays.”

ivenson October 21, 2008 at 9:42 pm

I am Reaping

The whirlwind

Lazy Media October 21, 2008 at 9:42 pm

I am Vlad
The Impaler

I am Legion
For We are Many

I am the Egg Man
I am the Walrus, coocoo cachoo

Sarah' October 21, 2008 at 9:43 pm

I AM Sarah!
THE Veep! lolz!

jagorev October 21, 2008 at 9:44 pm

I AM DEATH
THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

(this’ll lock up the neoconservative vote)

Shem the Penman October 21, 2008 at 9:46 pm

Marian the Librarian gets no McCain love. Guess he’s written off the ALA …

jagorev October 21, 2008 at 9:46 pm

[re=142180]keepinitrealyo[/re]: Oh screw you, you elitist early-posting Gita-quoting Kaurava-appeaser.

Outstando October 21, 2008 at 9:46 pm

I AM ALLAH
THE MERCIFUL

I AM
THE WALNUTS

I AM TRYING TO USE
THE BATHROOM

Blue Line October 21, 2008 at 9:46 pm

I AM in
THE tank

bluebrazos October 21, 2008 at 9:49 pm

I AM Burgling
THE Turds

I AM shooting milk out
THE nose

Lazy Media October 21, 2008 at 9:50 pm

I am tired of
The kids always on my lawn

I am rolling four
The hard way

I am Elwyn
The Tinkleberg

I am grasping at
The straws

AK Insomniac October 21, 2008 at 9:51 pm

I AM having fun being
THE thorn in your ass

Que Sera Sarah October 21, 2008 at 9:53 pm

I AM having fun with
THE sign generator!

Paul the Journalist October 21, 2008 at 9:54 pm

My co-worker actually just got her sign back:

I AM Jade
THE Welfare Recipient

Don’t Tax Me
For Working Hard

PentagonBookkeeper October 21, 2008 at 9:55 pm

I AM Max triple amputee
THE one who got fucked in the ass by a Bush

dvm258 October 21, 2008 at 9:55 pm

I AM Darth Vader
THE Father

I AM The Felon In
THE Barney Costume

I AM Ricky Williams
THE Coke Addict

I AM Bridget
THE Illegitimate Black Child

Dientes October 21, 2008 at 9:58 pm

I AM Knut, PLZ don’t let
THE GILF shoot me!

PentagonBookkeeper October 21, 2008 at 9:58 pm

I AM Katherine Harris
THE mother of Michelle Bachmann

schvitzatura October 21, 2008 at 10:00 pm

I AM Fred
THE Cancerian from NJ

middleamerican October 21, 2008 at 10:00 pm

Don’t think this one will go thru…

I AM Sarah Palin
THE Six-Pack Slut

PentagonBookkeeper October 21, 2008 at 10:03 pm

I AM the Alaskan Allah
THE one who shall reveal all of Sarah Palin’s misuse of power

I AM Piper
THE jet setter

schvitzatura October 21, 2008 at 10:06 pm

I AM John S. McCain III
THE WALNUTS!

Teclo October 21, 2008 at 10:08 pm

I Am John
The Golddigger

AK Insomniac October 21, 2008 at 10:09 pm

I AM your sanity
THE one you left in Nam

Teclo October 21, 2008 at 10:10 pm

I AM Step ‘n’ Fetchit
THE One Black Guy at your Rally

wonkthis October 21, 2008 at 10:14 pm

I AM hoping I can fuck
THE VP too, Todd

I AM smarter than
THE average republican

I AM sure NAMBLA loves
THE McCain/Palin Ticket

I AM not surprised
THE RepublicansWillLose

I AM sure Palin was
THE wrong VP choice

PentagonBookkeeper October 21, 2008 at 10:15 pm

I AM pie
THE lucky piece in Barry’s mouth

slinkimalinki October 21, 2008 at 10:17 pm

I AM in
THE mood for dancin’

slinkimalinki October 21, 2008 at 10:20 pm

hhmmm.
I AM abdullah
THE halal butcher

doesn’t seem to work either

DieOnTheTurnpike October 21, 2008 at 10:26 pm

I AM Mark
THE Page Texter

expatinOz October 21, 2008 at 10:31 pm

I AM Roberts,
THE Dread Pirate

gjdodger October 21, 2008 at 10:31 pm

They’re tough. I couldn’t even get through:
I AM Bill
THE Weatherman
I mean, what if a real weatherman wants a sign? He could put it on the six o’clock news.

gypsysc2 October 21, 2008 at 10:34 pm

So racist!
It gave me “kristen the CEO”
but refused “nasser hussain the professor” who really is one of my professors.
I guess the mccain campaign would alienate their base if they accepted support from the A-rabs though.

TheSchmid October 21, 2008 at 10:38 pm

I AM (name withheld)
THE Abortion doctor

I AM Bristol
THE Unwed Teen Mother

I AM Alaska
THE worst state

Ska Boss October 21, 2008 at 10:39 pm

I AM voting for
THE black dude
Don’t tax me for working hard!

Sub_Standard October 21, 2008 at 10:41 pm

I am SANCHEZ
the DIRTY

expatinOz October 21, 2008 at 10:45 pm

I AM so much happier after reading
THE thread

chunkstyle October 21, 2008 at 10:49 pm

[re=142205]graysong[/re]: eeeeeexcellent **rubs hands together** lets start sending edited signs to mccain palin supporters. they won’t notice cuz they’re blinded by the magic of hate!

Ska Boss October 21, 2008 at 10:51 pm

I am: Ron Paul
The: RON PAUL

I am: Colorado
The: Democratic State

I am: Sarah Palin
The: Functioning Retard

I am: Obama
The: PRESIDENT, old man!

shortsshortsshorts October 21, 2008 at 10:53 pm

Holy shit I don’t think I have ever seen this many people try to create their own WALNUTS rally sign. This is pretty epic by Wonkette standards. Rock on, all of ye with signs.

HappyLanding October 21, 2008 at 10:56 pm

I am Mark Foley
The inspiration for Cocktober

schvitzatura October 21, 2008 at 10:58 pm

[re=142398]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: In the great tradition of Chevy’s ‘Make Your Own Tahoe Commercial’…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oNedC3j0e4

Blue Jefferson Clinton the Cat October 21, 2008 at 10:59 pm

oh this post just made my day! Laughed my ass off!

My submission pales in comparrison but I submitted
I am NOT FOOLED by
The LIES OF McCain PALIN

S.Luggo October 21, 2008 at 11:01 pm

1. Some of my best friends are Alaskans.
2. Move where?
3. Don’t need no stinkin’ Code. Just pay me in coin of the realm, Ameros.

mookworthjwilson October 21, 2008 at 11:05 pm

—- the Cambodian Sex Worker?
—- the Vietnamese Prison Guard?

jjgittes October 21, 2008 at 11:08 pm

I am VICTOR
the CLEANER

Don’t tax me for working hard!

The Church of Realism October 21, 2008 at 11:10 pm

Frank the Tank Mechanic

Ska Boss October 21, 2008 at 11:12 pm

I AM: homeless, thanks for
THE: deregulation, dick.

The Helvetica Scenario October 21, 2008 at 11:13 pm

I AM using
THE internet!!!!!1 ha! ha!

hamletta October 21, 2008 at 11:15 pm

I fucked up, y’all. I haven’t checked my spam/Yahoo account in so long, it was suspended. But anyway, here goes:

I AM Tsarina of all
THE Russias

I’m very fond of ’40s film star George Sanders and his masterwork, Memoirs of a Professional Cad.

Hart88 October 21, 2008 at 11:15 pm

I AM Colonel Kurtz
The Horror, the Horror…

Mark Narwhalberg October 21, 2008 at 11:17 pm

I AM George
THE Macaca.

Mark Narwhalberg October 21, 2008 at 11:20 pm

I AM Rudy
THE President of 9/11

I AM registering Mickey
THE Mouse to vote.

I AM SHOOPIN’
THE WHOOP!

jbd October 21, 2008 at 11:22 pm

[re=142132]blankforobama[/re]: It turns out that it’s less fun when nobody blocks things like “Your White Teenage Daughter” or “Space Overlords from Xenu”.

“Shemales” is still tempting, but all the more tempting with the McCain cockblockage. They wouldn’t even let John the Revelator through.

sanantonerose October 21, 2008 at 11:22 pm

Kwame? WIN for the When a Stranger Calls urban legend reference.

Terry October 21, 2008 at 11:25 pm

I am voting against
the old grouchy guy

They seem to have accepted this one.

Snarkfest October 21, 2008 at 11:26 pm

I AM -SCREWING WITH
THE -WINGNUTS

stephie4 October 21, 2008 at 11:28 pm

I AM not THE father!

I told you Maury! I told you ~ she a trifling scallywag ho!

Terry October 21, 2008 at 11:28 pm

I am repelled by
the lying of McCain

Chotchingsley October 21, 2008 at 11:29 pm

I AM hiring all
THE mexicans.

Chotchingsley October 21, 2008 at 11:33 pm

I AM Viggo
THE Carpathian

I AM Rummy
THE War Criminal

I AM Taking
THE Blue Pill

Que Sera Sarah October 21, 2008 at 11:33 pm

I AM watching
THE Capitals lose

I AM sipping
THE elitist latte

I AM creeped out by
THE saggy jowels

azw88 October 21, 2008 at 11:36 pm

I AM
THE refore Ithink

aleks October 21, 2008 at 11:38 pm

I am John McCain
The gold digger

ms_mcgee October 21, 2008 at 11:38 pm

I am Mike Rotch, the Social Worker.

Isaac Laquedem October 21, 2008 at 11:38 pm

It so far hasn’t sent me my two requests:
I AM Charlie
THE tuna

and

I AM Carol
THE jilted wife.

CivicHoliday October 21, 2008 at 11:39 pm

I am Sarah
The leader of the Senate

JGB October 21, 2008 at 11:41 pm

I AM Tucker McElroy
THE Lead Singer

I AM Tucker McElroy
THE Driver of the Winnebago

Shortbus joe October 21, 2008 at 11:42 pm

I am Pissing
The Depends

azw88 October 21, 2008 at 11:42 pm

I AM Bob
The Builder

…Si se Puede!

tednugentslover October 21, 2008 at 11:43 pm

I am KARL the FAILED ARCHITECT
sent to info@karlrove.com

I am RICK the CROSS-EYED STRATEGIST

Shortbus joe October 21, 2008 at 11:45 pm

I am Pissing in
The Depends

schvitzatura October 21, 2008 at 11:45 pm

I AM Jack Dawson
THE King of the World

Shortbus joe October 21, 2008 at 11:46 pm

I am Scared of
The Right

Chotchingsley October 21, 2008 at 11:47 pm

I AM “the health” of
THE mother

I AM picking up
THE tab for AIG

Shortbus joe October 21, 2008 at 11:55 pm

I am John
The Fascist

I am Sarah
The Anti-Christ

tednugentslover October 21, 2008 at 11:57 pm

i am : K-LO
the: Batshit Crazy

sent to: klopez@nationalreview.com

demian October 21, 2008 at 11:59 pm

JSDC007 October 22, 2008 at 12:02 am

I am Larry Craig

the toilet Goblin

Don’t tax me for working hard.

Jim Newell October 22, 2008 at 12:08 am

This is an obnoxiously good thread. Thank you everyone.

Mark Narwhalberg October 22, 2008 at 12:10 am

I AM bitterly clinging to
THE guns and religion.

OK, I’m done now.

TJBeck October 22, 2008 at 12:10 am

I AM FUCKING
THE VP CANDIDATE’S 17-YEAR OLD DAUGHTER

demian October 22, 2008 at 12:13 am

[IMG]http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/demian213/tank.jpg[/IMG]

BobLoblawLawBlog October 22, 2008 at 12:13 am

I AM Vicki
THE other woman

I AM Mittens
THE Bitter

I AM humbled by
THE other spammers

NameBilly October 22, 2008 at 12:16 am

I AM Your Job in
THE crapper

tropaean October 22, 2008 at 12:18 am

I AM Flushing
THE John

How soon we forget

boyhowdy October 22, 2008 at 12:19 am

I AM librarian
THE not-book-banning.

NameBilly October 22, 2008 at 12:20 am

I AM cranking
THE handle

boyhowdy October 22, 2008 at 12:24 am

I AM Colin Powell
THE fork-sticker-inner.

veganrampage2 October 22, 2008 at 12:32 am

I AM baby jesus
THE crying from your lies

I AM an ocean of rage
THE repugnicants venality

I AM wrath of GOD
THE fires of hell await thee

NameBilly October 22, 2008 at 12:35 am

I AM Conan
THE barbarian

I AM Yertle
THE turtle

I AM Satan
THE father of lies

I AM the Lord, thy God
THE one that brought thee forth from Egypt

ph7 October 22, 2008 at 12:44 am

Don’t detour from the sign page! There’s some spooky shit!

Aimee Rathburn: “As hunters prepare for the first day of rifle season for deer in the Eastern Plains, Senator Obama should answer why he disparaged all hunters as he mocked Governor Sarah Palin, as a ‘Governor, mother, moose-shooter.’ Real Colorado sportsmen should know the best way to prepare for Barack Obama’s visit would be to hide their guns.”

http://www.johnmccain.com/Informing/News/NewsReleases/66d37078-ee6e-49b1-8e50-3419ba29bc3c.htm

ph7 October 22, 2008 at 12:45 am

I AM George
THE Decider

calmer than you are October 22, 2008 at 12:48 am

My “I AM Rod THE Fluffer” entry was approved…BUT changed to “I AM Rod THE Republican”. Really.

Early and Often October 22, 2008 at 12:56 am

I AM God
THE Muslins are right

I AM always
THE Runner-up

I AM peeing on
THE stick

The Church of Realism October 22, 2008 at 1:00 am

HAHAHA! Frank the Tank (Mechanic) went through.

jjgittes October 22, 2008 at 1:06 am

Good gravy, Victor the Cleaner went through. I’m so fucking proud of myself:

http://www.johnmccain.com/actioncenter/joe/joepdfgenerator.aspx?rguid=b7b59c3f-ce5a-4dd7-851a-5a8f9d379fcd

bulliestogo October 22, 2008 at 1:18 am

lol! Look at that beautiful design. That was so worth the wait.

FreshCliches October 22, 2008 at 1:30 am

I AM Sancho
THE Adult Actor

Mark Narwhalberg October 22, 2008 at 1:33 am

What I lack in willpower I make up with insomnia.

I AM Snape
THE Potions Master

I AM Day Man, Fighter of
THE Night Man

Baconcat October 22, 2008 at 1:58 am

I am hunting for
the glory hole.

No word yet.

Pierce Moffett October 22, 2008 at 2:03 am

I am Christ
The King

SayItWithWookies October 22, 2008 at 2:04 am

I AM looking forward to
THE war crimes trials

BobLoblawLawBlog October 22, 2008 at 2:08 am

[re=142583]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Oh, me too! I’m going to watch them with a huge bowl of popcorn and a HUGE grin of vindication.

Them October 22, 2008 at 2:39 am

Christ, I came to this late. But still:

I AM Sarah

THE Rape-kit-denier.

I AM Hussein

THE President

I AM Trigger

THE Fetus who should’ve been aborted

kneejerk October 22, 2008 at 2:54 am

The Strangers reference was awesome. Lock this ridiculous meme down, please?

facehead October 22, 2008 at 3:11 am

I AM “THE WALRUS, I AM”

THE “EGGMAN”

Isaac Laquedem October 22, 2008 at 3:16 am

Ha! It gave me “I AM Charlie THE tuner” (with my apologies to the Chicken of the Sea producers)

Isaac Laquedem October 22, 2008 at 3:17 am

Ha! It gave me “I AM Charlie THE tuner” (with my apologies to the Chicken of the Sea producers).

facehead October 22, 2008 at 3:20 am

I AM JACKY,

THE SPERM DONOR

PoJunk October 22, 2008 at 3:25 am

I am David Frum
the Obnoxious Pundit

I am John Kerry
the man fixated on undies

I am Hilary
the pantsuit wearer

I am Joe
the unemployed

naomix October 22, 2008 at 3:35 am

I AM LAUGHINGMYASSOFFAT
THE WONKETTE

I AM SUSPENDING
THE CAMPAIGN ‘TIL 2016

I AM STILL WAITING FOR
THE STRAIGHT TALK

I AM NEIMAN MARCUS
THE SMALL TOWN VALUES

I AM UNABLE TO IGNORE
THE MOSQUITOES, SARAH

(re. her pageant speech about how Alaska has both mosquitoes and beautiful mountains, but it’s up to us what we focus on)

naomix October 22, 2008 at 3:41 am

No McSigns for me yet… I even looked up an Omaha zip code, figuring SF digits would be an automatic disqualifier…

poptimist October 22, 2008 at 3:50 am

I am Mark Foley
the “babysitter”

OhFuckThis October 22, 2008 at 4:07 am

I am Buddy the lobsterboy.

gjdodger October 22, 2008 at 4:16 am
Slim October 22, 2008 at 4:25 am

I AM in yr pollz stealin
THE votez

gogal October 22, 2008 at 4:27 am
soymocha October 22, 2008 at 6:07 am

I am Sarah the Incurious.

yo'daddeh October 22, 2008 at 6:09 am

I AM become Death,
THE Shatterer of Worlds.

Lee Atwater October 22, 2008 at 6:39 am

I AM stuck inside
THE campaign headquarters

I AM waiting for
THE man

I AM drinking
THE Kool-Aid

coolcatdaddy October 22, 2008 at 6:52 am

It won’t let me have my signs!

I AM Bruce
THE Interior Decorator

I AM Larry Craig
THE Restroom Attendant

I AM Jack
THE Porn Star

I AM Sarah Palin
THE Walking Talking Point

SulkyGirl October 22, 2008 at 7:46 am

I AM sick of
THE Republicans’ racism

I AM Itchy
THE Hooker from Miami

Dammit I need that last one!

BobLoblawLawBlog October 22, 2008 at 7:47 am

I AM Indiana
THE Blue State.

I AM sorry I pissed off
THE late night comedian.

I AM Apouk
THE Destroyer.

gjdodger October 22, 2008 at 8:46 am

I AM losing
THE election

ExecutorElassus October 22, 2008 at 8:51 am

I AM Leon
THE Professional

I AM in love with
THE underage erstwhile pornstar

I AM drinking
THE whole milk

I AM blowing up
THE Police Chief

I AM Working for
THE Mob

I AM a lot like
THE Senior Senator from Arizona

Obviously, the only way I could not get arrested is by posting all those is in sequence, Burma-shave style.

gradgrind October 22, 2008 at 9:09 am

I AM Carol
THE first and still best Mrs. McCain

friendlynerd October 22, 2008 at 9:14 am

I AM Learning
THE Google

The Church of Realism October 22, 2008 at 9:15 am

I AM Dora
THE Explorer

Formerly Preferred October 22, 2008 at 9:43 am

[re=142605]gjdodger[/re]: Wow–after all of that, that’s all you get? I was hoping for a nice font that was suitable for framing. I could do that in MS Paint.

DeathOfIrony October 22, 2008 at 10:02 am

I AM stirring up THE wing-nuts…

I will proudly display in my yard!

djm8 October 22, 2008 at 10:19 am

I had high hopes for
I AM FISTEE THE CATCHER and I AM JOHN THE ESCORT
but alas, no.

boredatwork October 22, 2008 at 10:20 am

I AM drinking until
THE election is over.

B00kr October 22, 2008 at 11:05 am

I AM Blaming
THE Minorities.

Geez, just doin’ my job, bro.

Hello Sunshine October 22, 2008 at 11:26 am

I AM the resurrection and I am
THE light

I AM being robbed, please call
THE police

I AM not working hard or paying
THE tax bill that arrived in April.

I AM a big sign in
THE front yard

I AM Oscar
THE Grouch

Whorange October 22, 2008 at 11:33 am

I am Sarah Palin
THE clothes whore 105K

gjdodger October 22, 2008 at 12:00 pm

[re=142704]Formerly Preferred[/re]: Well, after all, it’s the McCain Campaign. I’m surprised they don’t scrawl it out with a Magic Marker and snail mail it to you.

DieOnTheTurnpike October 22, 2008 at 12:03 pm
bobloblaw October 22, 2008 at 12:45 pm

http://flickr.com/photos/29253998@N04/2963999757/

i am an idiot voting for the republicans came in…

bobloblaw October 22, 2008 at 12:46 pm

[re=142155]kth[/re]: actually, i did – my real first name and my real job. no dice.

Chotchingsley October 22, 2008 at 1:13 pm

photoshop, my friends. get to it!

bobloblaw October 22, 2008 at 1:36 pm

WOAH! WTF?! i never got my poster -not even the legit one, but guess what i did get? ENROLLED on the McCranky NEWSLETTER! Mother f’ers….

ms_mcgee October 22, 2008 at 1:40 pm
BobLoblawLawBlog October 22, 2008 at 2:14 pm

[re=142605]gjdodger[/re]: Fucking brilliant. Congrats!

sezme October 22, 2008 at 2:21 pm

The most fun of submitting these is later on when you get that first email from the McCain campaign and you can unsubscribe with the reason ‘no longer a McCain supporter’. Bonus fun: you can then enter a reason in the comment section.

Theo_Mobius October 22, 2008 at 2:27 pm

How long does this thing take?

I am Bahlzdepin the Waitress
I am Kuverden the Seaman
I am Touchebois the Scout Master
I am Rechinfur the Brazier
I am a couple of other ones that I forgot.

I don’t think this even works. Kuverden the Seaman surely should have gone through, because that’s my actual name and occupation.

ZarkinFrood October 22, 2008 at 2:28 pm

I AM pork
THE other white meat

I AM surfing
THE internet for pr0n

I AM remembering to cup
THE balls

I AM Henry
THE Eighth
(I am, I am)

LostProphyt October 22, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Some of my contributions:

I AM Angry, & Will Become
THE Incredible Hulk

I AM Tony Stark,
THE Invincible Iron Man

I AM Conan
THE Cimmerian

I AM Bobo
THE Monkey

I AM Mad At
THE Elitist Right

I AM Sick And Need To Hit
THE Bathroom Soon

And I submitted a comment, and was surprised to discover their Thank You page suffers from poor CSS implimentation: All I saw was the right menu column extended over the width of the whole page. Stay Classy, McCain Web People!

totoro October 22, 2008 at 2:48 pm

Levi
Fucking Redneck

ZarkinFrood October 22, 2008 at 2:54 pm

I AM giving rimjobs to
THE Republicans
(DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

I AM Quaker
THE Ha-Ha Guy
(DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

I AM exploiting
THE system
(DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

Iggy Plop October 22, 2008 at 2:55 pm

i didn’t get my sign back, but now i’m being spammed by the mccain campaign thanks to the email address i provided. why didn’t i see that coming?

ZarkinFrood October 22, 2008 at 3:09 pm

I AM Gandalf
THE Grey
(DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

I AM Cindy McCain
THE Cyborg Queen
(DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

I AM elderly, so get
THE f^ck off my lawn!
(DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

ZarkinFrood October 22, 2008 at 3:32 pm

I AM not 100% in love w/
THE tone of yours
(DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

I AM a member of
THE Whig Party
(DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

I AM Miss November
THE girl of your dreams
(DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

I AM BATMAN
THE CAPED CRUSADER
(DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

Coco October 22, 2008 at 3:38 pm

I AM a victim of
THE Keating Five

ZarkinFrood October 22, 2008 at 3:42 pm

I AM dancin’ in
THE streets
(DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

I AM sofuckinghighon
THE methrightnow!!!11!
(DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

I AM dicking off on
THE company dime
(DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

szechuanpalace October 22, 2008 at 5:19 pm

I AM afraid of
THE robot revolution

Ipag October 22, 2008 at 7:22 pm

I AM Barack Obama
THE POTUS

(DON’T TAX Me FOR WORKING HARD)

liberalmother October 22, 2008 at 8:02 pm

I AM G. Gordon Liddy
THE Watergate Plumber

liberalmother October 22, 2008 at 9:12 pm

I AM a $150,000 Makeover of
THE Emperor’s New Clothes

Flo NG October 23, 2008 at 12:47 am

I AM Sarah
THE sore loser

I AM Jowls
THE non President

I AM Thom Jefferson
THE fake American

stolichnayaaa October 23, 2008 at 2:09 am

I AM IN CHARGE OF
THE SENATE

I AM JEFF
THE DRUNK

I AM RALPH
THE UNEMPLOYED CUSTOM SIGN PAINTER, THANKS A LOT ASSHOLES

mobile-home-refush October 23, 2008 at 3:35 pm

I AM repulsed by palin
THE f@#ktard

LarryFeltonJ October 23, 2008 at 7:16 pm

Fantastic! I went back to the site today with a different email address and the McCain campaign mailed me my “I’m Willard the Rat Rancher” sign. That’s the one I’m going to carry if I make it to a Palin rally. I think this link will take you to my beautiful sign.

http://www.johnmccain.com/actioncenter/joe/joepdfgenerator.aspx?rguid=82e8d122-ecd4-4bdd-9d2c-eeb8c2624cad

LarryFeltonJ October 23, 2008 at 7:23 pm

I was beginning to think the McCain-Palin campaign was taking creepy-guy-raising-killer-rats-in-the-basement vote for granted.

LarryFeltonJ October 24, 2008 at 6:28 am

My faith in the integrity of the McCain-Bachmann or Palin, or whatever that crazy person’s name is, has been restored. Overnight I got my “I am Bullwinkle the Moose” and “I am Bilbo the Hobbit” signs.
If a Palin rally happens here it created great opportunity for costumes.

wolfy October 30, 2008 at 2:25 pm

Man, I totally haven’t gotten any of mine! I thought Pimpleface the Christian or Fatass the Racist might get by them, but I guess not.

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