Wonkette
- A New Mexican jihadist paintball terror squad caused nine-hundred and eleven 9/11s on the Straight Talk Express. [Marc Ambinder]
- Confused ironist Sarah Palin used the secret alias “Tina Fey” to check into a hotel. [Top of the Ticket]
- Palin did this interview called “Question from a Third Grader,” in which she fielded technical, jargon-filled queries like “what does a Vice President do?” from journalistic heavyweight/eight-year-old Brandon Garcia, who’s interviewed every Vice President since Richard Nixon. It was classic Gotcha Journalism, and all Palin could do was talk about how her second husband Piper asks her that all the time and spit out some garbled, half-English nonsense about gettin’ in and helpin’. [Daily Kos]
[WATCH THIS VIDEO, she will kill us all -- Ed.]
- Her husband’s infinity affairs was just one too many for Mrs. Terry Mahoney, who filed for divorce today. [TPMMuckraker]
- OPRAH, a radical voter fraud advocacy organization, is producing a teevee infomercial for Obama. [NRO The Corner]
- Here are Obama’s and McCain’s videos that will be subliminally advertised in Wal-Marts, to “Wal-Mart Moms,” a nonexistent demographic. Obama talks about the economy, and McCain runs grainy black and white footage of himself being tortured seventysome years ago. [The Caucus]
If Oprah can get 200,000 house wives to read Faulkner, there is little doubt she can get 200,000 to vote for a Mussulman.
“…journalistic heavyweight/eight-year-old Brandon Garcia, who’s interviewed every Vice President since Richard Nixon.”
Wha?! Brandon’s been in the eighth grade since Nixon? No Child Left Behind has really been a failure.
OPRAH? As in “Our Pithy Rhymes As Humor”? That infomercial will be hilarious! And to the point!
Oh, lady. Quit trying: http://tinyurl.com/6g8ttl
Secessionist Sarah wants to rule the Senate with her ironlady fist of freedom.
What about the Dollar Bin moms?
BillyClubb: Urk, sorry, eight-year-old. Now I get it…
About the Third-Grader interview: Well, we’d better be gettin’ in and sendin’ her ass back to Alaska, then.
yorktronic:
Dollar Bin? Well, la de dah. The Thrift Store isn’t good enough for you?
Wal-Mart moms are far too busy beating and screaming at their numerous offspring to be bothered.
So if McCain/Palin win, the evil overlord will be played by the president, and the idiot who can’t talk his/her way out of a paper bag will be the VP? No wonder they’re the candidates of change.
“Palin… ordered copies of the New York Daily News, Post, Times and USA Today. “
Sounds like Palin was afraid Katie Couric would drop by and again ask the question “What newspapers do you read?”. Then Palin could yell out “all of ‘em, just like I said!”
That OPRAH. It scares me.
Straight Talk Express under attack in New Mexico? Where was Bill Richardson at the time?
TGY: By the looks of Bill recently, I’d hazard a guess that he was EATING somewhere.
Sarah must have holes in her brain. Maybe she got mad moose disease from all those delicious mooseburgers.
Wal-Mart moms are too busy stocking up on Chinese tainted Enfamil to vote.
In charge of the United States Senate? I shudder to think what she imagines that might mean.
Holy shit! Is crazy wearing a red leather suit in that clip? What the hell? Does that strike anybody else as weird?
BillyClubb: Do you think she chose those because they have pretty pictures and pointless articles with no meaning? Did The Economist use too many big, European words?
Someone should let Brandon know that she is wrong, and the VP has almost no power whatsoever in the Senate to be helpin’ or votin’ or policy makin’ or anythin’
As a parent I can tell you that at eight years old children go through what is commonly known as the “gotcha phase”.
Then Brandon stumped the bitch by asking her “what qualifies you to be Vice President of the United States?”
spencer: Well, let’s be honest, she got $200K of ‘em to BUY Faulkner… now they just need to press the button on their diebold machines (think of it like a giant iPhone!)
WTF? Does Palin ever have any idea what she’s talking about? I guess this goes along with the concept of the unitary executive and that “flexible role” for the VP she described in the debate with Biden. ‘Cause, y’know, that crappy stuff in the Constitution is all outdated, like Article I, Section 3, Article II, Section 1, the 12th Amendment, the 20th Amendment, and the 25th Amendment.
Unless “Amendment” is the name of her next kid…
swarm of bees: dude, where’s her walkman, leg-warmers?
Ahem…that interviewer didn’t sound like an 8 year old, it sounded like a producer. They did separate setups? With an 8-yr old? What the hell?
swarm of bees: Yes, that jacket is hideous. (no funny comments here, just agreement)
Brandon replies, “Stop talking down to me, bitch.”
yorktronic: What about the Dollar bin Laden moms?
from now on we can substitute ‘palin’ for ‘blonde’ ‘polish’ in every joke
from now on we can substitute ‘palin’ for ‘blonde’ or ‘polish’ in every joke
swarm of bees: Dressing slutty is Republican feminism.
She’s wearing that Michael Jackson Thriller jacket. So she’s a child molester too, probably. And would stab Paul McCartney in the back in a second, if given the chance.
I all seriousness, I had no idea how literally ill informed Palin was until I watched her answer the question relating to the position of Vice President.
She literally marks the trail for leaders that exude stupidity.
McCain and his cohorts (selection committee) must have been deluded by the absence of pussy in their own lives. Perhaps, this elementary formula will help to assist those who were equally stunned as to how Republicans get or do not get laid. Eg. factor p = (-v * n) - v being lack of pussy and n, the number of years that there has been an absence of any pussy within a ten mile radius.
Urbanachiever: swarm of bees:The Mord-Sith wear red leather to hide the blood of their victims.
But really, in charge of the Senate?
Brandon shit his pants 7 seconds into her answer.
What Sarah doesn’t know is that Brandon Garcia attends an elementary school in ‘Not Real’ Virginia and lurves both polar bears and teh Blacks. GOTCHA, SARAH!
Outstando: You’re right– she must feel so liberated! She’s just asking to pay for her own rape kit.
So the GuvTard wants 3rd graders to know that they NEVER have to learn to talk like a grownup. YEAH!
I’m starting to think she might actually be retarded. Like Charlize Theron in Arrested Development.
The photos that John McCain uses from his Walmart video are on istockphoto.com. I’ve used them for my own site. They also all happen to be the pictures of black families. Couldn’t he get pictures of genuine McCain supporters?
You can see the istockphotos here:
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6142353/2/istockphoto_6142353-senior-couple-on-cycle-ride.jpg
and here:
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4883490/2/istockphoto_4883490-mother-and-daughter.jpg
“In charge of the Senate”?!?! Hasn’t this potential stand in for old man McCain ever hear of the Constitution? Separation of powers ring a bell? I think we learned that in the third grade…
The attention being paid to her description of the Vice President’s role is really misplaced here (I mean, of COURSE she believes the Vice-President’s role is to control the Senate - is this surprising to anyone?).
The real attention here needs to be paid to her concluding her answer by saying, in pitch-perfect Mormonspeak: “‘ppreciate you.”