Obama Chooses Horribly Dangerous Setting For Election Night Speech, Yay!

We commend the Secret Service agents assigned to Barack Obama, who have to put up with all of this INSANE crap he always announces a mere couple of weeks before big events, such as, "let's not hold this historic rally in a safe, easily securable arena, let's have it in a HUGE OPEN-AIR PLACE WITH GUNS EVERYWHERE." Because the Obama campaign has chosen Chicago's Grant Park, an enormous FIELD, as the venue for his election night rally, where he will deliver a speech, outdoors, in the dark. Why is Barack Obama trying to give everyone heart attacks? [ The Swamp ]