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Here is Joe Biden, author of the Violence Against Ladies Act, trying to drown actress Julia Louis-Dreyfuss because, oh, he thinks it’s funny. He thinks it’s a real hoot. HE THINKS DROWNING HOLLYWOOD GALS, NICE HOLLYWOOD GALS, IS A ONE BIG FAT JOKE. It gets worse: apparently this televised attempted murder is for BREAST CANCER RESEARCH. Pervert. Like that even exists. This is just an insult to vaginas everywhere. [YouTube]
that’s my joe. always drowning vaginas.
The best part is when after he dunks Elaine he asks her “Are you cold?” while trying to cover up his erection.
I’d say that’s payback for the Seinfeld finale. That episode s-u-c-k-e—d!
I don’t get it, he never came close to hitting her.
ShaqsDong: Joe is Master of his own House.
The Cold Adventures of Wet Christine.
Haha, Biden is a lesbian.
This is the hottest thing I’ve seen since Liz and that dog that chewed on her microphone. I love how many sexy times this whole Health of the Mother scam makes in my life.
HuskyMescan: haha!
ShaqsDong: Joe borrowed the line from Wilbur Mills.
the best part is where he blows on his balls for good luck.
As a person with both a vagina and a penis, it is very easy for me to be insulted by anything.
That Joe Biden had one seriously sexytime movie running in his head through this whole thing. Actually, I think Ellen did, too, but Joe wasn’t in hers.
Julia is in the tank!
shortsshortsshorts: (Disclaimer you have neither a vagina nor a penis.)
Another liberal pushing “women’s health.”
Not a bad arm for a 60 year old. So with Biden’s fastball and Obama’s three-pointer have demrats cornered American sports?
oh, shorts.
shortsshortsshorts: We know you have both… in a jar by your bed… you sicko
And at least Biden can get women wet. Suck it, Walnuts!
…WALNUTS! plans on showing his athletic prowess, by taking part in a shuffle board game.
AngryBlakGuy: and Putt Putt.
HuskyMescan: dude, if Biden was a lesbian he would have dunked JLD on the first throw. And it would have been with a split finger-spit ball, if ya know what I mean.
elaine can fend for herself. what about these defenseless bears?
http://www.salon.com/wires/ap/2008/10/20/D93UJIT83_obama_dead_bear/index.html
the TANK is in the TANK
Well, har de har har, Joe!
But seriously, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, I would hit that. And not with a SOFTball, if you know what I’m saying and I think you do.
Julia then wrestled with Ellen in a Jello pit while Joe spanked it, The End.
Okay, I’ll bite.
When, precisely, did Julia Louis-Dreyfuss become an “actress”?
omg why does joey b. hate women? promoting awareness of awful diseases that kill women, doesn’t mean you actually have to go try and kill one.
Biden is aware of the prophecy that states that there will be no peace until the cast of Seinfeld is cut down. So it is written, so it shall be!
Texan Bulldoggette: Am I the only human who liked that episode?
Sub_Standard: Yes.
The only saving value in the Seinfeld finale is that it led to the “Seinfeld in OZ” skit on Saturday Night Live.
space stout: so true.
McCain probably would have granny’d that pitch.
Outstano< Im a Liz
Do I am now stezy
@sub_standard: no, i thought that shit was hilarious.
HuskyMescan: so true- like remember when Richie Cunningham got to shoot those free throws to win the game? Which of course would be the only way that McCain could shoot a free-throw…
I see the “in the tank” jokes have been exhausted. *sigh*
When are they gonna let Barry have a shot at dunking Michael Richards into a tub of razor blades and lemon juice? I’d watch that.
Sub_Standard: Yes.
I thought only the Republicans were caging voters.
“This is just an insult to vaginas everywhere.”
No, no, no, Jim Newell.
SARAH PALIN is an insult to vaginas everywhere. It is the unavoidable inference from all the polls. The vaginas have spoken as one, and roared their disapproval over the selection of this second-rate vagina for the second-rate job.
[Excluding Republican vaginas, because they never get "poled" - certainly not by Republican "men" - and, being Republican, aren't allowed to speak. Every Republican I've ever heard speak, irrespective of gender, has been a dick.]
BobLoblawLawBlog:
“I see the “in the tank” jokes have been exhausted. *sigh*”
But not the “I’d hit it” jokes.
What’s wrong with you people?
jimh: O.K. You beat me to it by half a day. So what?
Maybe we should have a VP who can throw a baseball better than that. Good thing Barry has hoop-craft to compensate.
watch it again and tell me that JLD’s not on ecstasy.
My vagina asks that you not speak for her, as she is not the least bit insulted by Joe Biden. My hair, OTOH, was appalled by the carnage.
Joe isn’t sponge worthy.
Am i the only one who heard Joe say to the audience of a well known lesbian talk show host “I imagine some of you can play softball”? Um…
Johnetic: I know!! I couldn’t believe there wasn’t a tiny bit of hubbub about that.