Wonkette
Ha ha, at first this looks like a Bud Lite commercial or something, but no, it is an ad from your nutty liberal pals at MoveOn.org. Basically, Sarah Palin killed a moose once, and now its severed head is talking at America about what a dreadful leader she will be after John McCain dies in his bathtub. ["Moose"]
Best moose since Bullwinkle.
OH GOD KILL IT, KILL IT AGAIN!
“Dying in his bathtub?” Murdered by Clytemnestra, maybe? It’s classical allusions day at Wonkette.
Sorry, moose fail to move me.
Datsun510: Unless it’s Bullwinkle, of course. “Nothin’ up mah sleeve!”
Wah. Wah. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ugh, I gave money to these fuckers back in ‘99. Do you think it’s too late to get it back?
Fuckin’ MoveOn. Way to rip off Franken’s sheez!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4RfT7J0_5Y
McCrotchety’s black fambly, talking moose…did you dose me Wonkette?
SayItWithWookies: I was thinking more ‘Death of Murat.’
Then the moose went on to say: “Swimming–it’s the best exercise. Works all the muscle groups.”
Better than General Betray-us, but not by much.
I’d hit that.
….What? Stop staring.
If you want your political message to be taken seriously, you should always use an animated moose’s head.
Perchance the idea was miles ahead of the execution on that one.
Why would anybody listen to a moose dumb enough to get shot? HMMMMMM!!!11
So, wait, what happens to MoveOn in a couple weeks after we’ve actually, y’know, Moved On? Their whole raison d’etre is kaput, to mix French and Yiddish freely.
And this, my friends, is why there no longer is a Bull Moose Party in the United States.
problemwithcaring: They’ve got the right demographic in mind — the one that’s listening to a crappy pilot dumb enough to ignore the SAM warning in his A7 while he’s over fuckin’ Hanoi. This might just get through their skulls.
wheelie: To be fair, it’s still more serious and credible than Sarah Palin.
Teddy Roosevelt endorses Obama!
mattbolt: No, MoveOn is older than that. The name refers to the Clinton 1992 election, when wingnuts were claiming vote fraud (sound familiar?) put Bill over the top, and that anyway, he wasn’t legit because Perot + Bush had more votes, and Perot’s really a Republican. Move On refers to “Let’s move on, you lost, get over it.”
MoveOn will be able to get back to their roots after this election (fingers crossed, knock on wood).
They’ll still suck, tho.
Lazy Media: No, you retard, it was formed in response to Clinton’s impeachment. Still the same concept (you lost, Republicans, Bill’s still president, let’s move on).
Moose and squirrels - forget Batman. This whole election cycle was presaged by Jay North.
Lazy Media: mattbolt: I think they should rebrand themselves StayPut.
Nothing says serious political commentary like machinima.
Alas, like the PETA people, MoveOn has a nice idea (”promote commies!” versus PETA’s “promote furries!” or whatever), but has absolute morons running their ad campaigns. And what’s with the animation that looks like it was rendered in, oh, 1992?
This ad makes me want to punch Democrats.
*punches self in face compulsively*
user-of-owls: You mean “Marat”? McCain definitely has more than his share of repulsive medical conditions. In which case Sarahcoulda would be Charlotte Corday?
OzoneTom: Oops, that’ll teach me to impersonate an intellectual.