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Reanimated Moose Corpse Hates Sarah Palin

by Sara K. Smith  2:05 pm October 20, 2008

Ha ha, at first this looks like a Bud Lite commercial or something, but no, it is an ad from your nutty liberal pals at MoveOn.org. Basically, Sarah Palin killed a moose once, and now its severed head is talking at America about what a dreadful leader she will be after John McCain dies in his bathtub. ["Moose"]

{ 28 comments }

Datsun510 October 20, 2008 at 2:07 pm

Best moose since Bullwinkle.

TJBeck October 20, 2008 at 2:08 pm

OH GOD KILL IT, KILL IT AGAIN!

SayItWithWookies October 20, 2008 at 2:08 pm

“Dying in his bathtub?” Murdered by Clytemnestra, maybe? It’s classical allusions day at Wonkette.

TGY October 20, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Sorry, moose fail to move me.

[re=140014]Datsun510[/re]: Unless it’s Bullwinkle, of course. “Nothin’ up mah sleeve!”

NoWireHangers October 20, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Wah. Wah. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

The Rev. Yevot October 20, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Ugh, I gave money to these fuckers back in ’99. Do you think it’s too late to get it back?

tiny mexican October 20, 2008 at 2:10 pm

Fuckin’ MoveOn. Way to rip off Franken’s sheez!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4RfT7J0_5Y

freakishlystrong October 20, 2008 at 2:14 pm

McCrotchety’s black fambly, talking moose…did you dose me Wonkette?

user-of-owls October 20, 2008 at 2:18 pm

[re=140017]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I was thinking more ‘Death of Murat.’

Cookie Guggelman October 20, 2008 at 2:19 pm

Then the moose went on to say: “Swimming–it’s the best exercise. Works all the muscle groups.”

WadISay October 20, 2008 at 2:20 pm

Better than General Betray-us, but not by much.

Naked Bunny with a Whip October 20, 2008 at 2:20 pm

I’d hit that.

….What? Stop staring.

wheelie October 20, 2008 at 2:21 pm

If you want your political message to be taken seriously, you should always use an animated moose’s head.

bluebrazos October 20, 2008 at 2:22 pm

Perchance the idea was miles ahead of the execution on that one.

problemwithcaring October 20, 2008 at 2:23 pm

Why would anybody listen to a moose dumb enough to get shot? HMMMMMM!!!11

mattbolt October 20, 2008 at 2:25 pm

So, wait, what happens to MoveOn in a couple weeks after we’ve actually, y’know, Moved On? Their whole raison d’etre is kaput, to mix French and Yiddish freely.

user-of-owls October 20, 2008 at 2:27 pm

And this, my friends, is why there no longer is a Bull Moose Party in the United States.

SayItWithWookies October 20, 2008 at 2:27 pm

[re=140058]problemwithcaring[/re]: They’ve got the right demographic in mind — the one that’s listening to a crappy pilot dumb enough to ignore the SAM warning in his A7 while he’s over fuckin’ Hanoi. This might just get through their skulls.

Naked Bunny with a Whip October 20, 2008 at 2:31 pm

[re=140051]wheelie[/re]: To be fair, it’s still more serious and credible than Sarah Palin.

Naked Bunny with a Whip October 20, 2008 at 2:34 pm

Teddy Roosevelt endorses Obama!

Lazy Media October 20, 2008 at 2:36 pm

[re=140064]mattbolt[/re]: No, MoveOn is older than that. The name refers to the Clinton 1992 election, when wingnuts were claiming vote fraud (sound familiar?) put Bill over the top, and that anyway, he wasn’t legit because Perot + Bush had more votes, and Perot’s really a Republican. Move On refers to “Let’s move on, you lost, get over it.”

MoveOn will be able to get back to their roots after this election (fingers crossed, knock on wood).

They’ll still suck, tho.

Lazy Media October 20, 2008 at 2:38 pm

[re=140093]Lazy Media[/re]: No, you retard, it was formed in response to Clinton’s impeachment. Still the same concept (you lost, Republicans, Bill’s still president, let’s move on).

keepinitrealyo October 20, 2008 at 3:00 pm

Moose and squirrels – forget Batman. This whole election cycle was presaged by Jay North.

TJBeck October 20, 2008 at 3:04 pm

[re=140102]Lazy Media[/re]: [re=140064]mattbolt[/re]: I think they should rebrand themselves StayPut.

Godot October 20, 2008 at 3:06 pm

Nothing says serious political commentary like machinima.

ExecutorElassus October 20, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Alas, like the PETA people, MoveOn has a nice idea (“promote commies!” versus PETA’s “promote furries!” or whatever), but has absolute morons running their ad campaigns. And what’s with the animation that looks like it was rendered in, oh, 1992?

This ad makes me want to punch Democrats.

*punches self in face compulsively*

OzoneTom October 20, 2008 at 3:43 pm

[re=140036]user-of-owls[/re]: You mean “Marat”? McCain definitely has more than his share of repulsive medical conditions. In which case Sarahcoulda would be Charlotte Corday?

user-of-owls October 20, 2008 at 4:23 pm

[re=140252]OzoneTom[/re]: Oops, that’ll teach me to impersonate an intellectual.

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