Wonkette
Everybody expected Colin Powell to endorse Barack Obama today, on the teevee, and guess what? Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama! Considering Powell’s professional and political service, it’s maybe not so surprising that he’d prefer the sane, thoughtful Obama to the unhinged nut McCain. After all, Powell had his happiest time in Washington working for the first President Bush, and the first Dick Cheney, too! (That was the Cheney who, while still a racist right-wing dick, was still involved enough in reality to know you don’t go topple Saddam and occupy Iraq.) Anyway, enough of the “analysis.” Let’s get to the Webnuts and their usual response to another Republican bigwig endorsing that African Communist Nazi City Slicker!
As usual, in these challenging times, we go to the Free Republic site, which is both hilarious and terrifying, because good lord, what are these people going to do after Election Day? [Eat more? -- Ed.] Anyway, enjoy the wit and wisdom of our nation’s enraged white underclass:
- I’m not surprised that Powell has endorsed a Chicago street thug over a real American hero either. “How ‘bout some ‘blow’ General? Then we’ll go help ACORN register some more ‘voters’.”
- This is why you don’t let traitors in your midst. They are capable of doing far more harm than good.
- Clown Powell showed us his true colors with his endorsement of this communist weasel. He just spit in the face of the military he supposedly cares about.
- It’s all about Powell’s racism and everyone knows it
- Well, there goes the Muslim vote!
- Possibly less about Colin’s leanings than his wife’s. He’s always struck me as someone without bearing.
- Oh please….he’s black and he is endorsing one of his brothers…just too obvious. It’s not hard for the everyday American to understand.
- Planet of the APes mentality..”Monkey supports monkey”..
- Before this election, I treated blacks as individuals. I was wrong. They are a clan.
- Is it ok still to say “white sheet?”
- The McCain campaign should take Powell’s $2,300 campaign contribution and throw it out on a busy street. Watch the hounds jump all over the bills and take that “welfare money”.
- Look, it’s Powell Diddy!
- I just saw the video. Somebody should toll Powell that yes, it IS a problem if a Moslem becomes President. The Constitution is not a suicide pact!
- “blacks are the most racist group of people in the USA.” And the most ungrateful.
- I wrote this on Malkiin’s site: The Presidential Tyranny of Obama, these coming years, will hit all hard, and tragically. None will be spared, none will thrive. But of those hurt the most, it will be urban blacks (and hispanics to an extent). Among them there is no real sense of community, they will fight each other most viciously, the murder rate — already high — will skyrocket as groups fight for dominance. That is speculation on my part — and not an outcome I wish! I pray to G-d we will elect McCain.
- As a white blues guitarist here in NY City I too have seen reversed racism.
Poodles are the black man of the dog world.
“Monkey supports monkey” “Is it ok still to say ‘white sheet?’”
The only appropriate way to read FreeRepublic is with Godspeed You! Black Emperor playing at a low level in the background, with a clown crying in a corner. He is crying.
It’s amazing how all these neopawns that adored Powell shifted into “Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia” mode the minute he shows independent judgement. He’s a traitor or someone shilling for his race, and we always thought so!
Jeebus, the FREEPers make the Paultards well adjusted.
The good commentators of freerepublic.org *(the Palin & McCain loving cunts) are just a tad dissapointed with the General.
“I wrote this on Malkiin’s site: The Presidential Tyranny of Obama, these coming years, will hit all hard, and tragically. None will be spared, none will thrive. But of those hurt the most, it will be urban blacks (and hispanics to an extent). Among them there is no real sense of community, they will fight each other most viciously, the murder rate — already high — will skyrocket as groups fight for dominance. That is speculation on my part — and not an outcome I wish! I pray to G-d we will elect McCain.”
To be fair, that future sounds kind of fun. RIOT!
Free Republic is a misanthrope’s wet dream. I am severely tempted to open an account and try to outdo the paranoia of that guy who posted on “Malkiin’s” site.
After reading those statements, I am going to call my mom and ask her to come over and tuck me in and give me some milk and cookies. I am convinced that I just had a bad dream and there are racist, republican monsters hiding in my closet and under my bed.
“Monkey supports monkey”? Really? Was there a “50 years ago we’d have Powell upside-down with a fucking fork up his ass” that Ken missed?
Wankers. This is why I don’t like white people and there aren’t many with less pigment then me
Always refreshing to hear the voices of the real patriots. And to answer the question, yes, you may always say “white sheet” (these would be unlike the yellow, stained ones you are probably prancing around in). Hope this helps!
Melanomas are an invention by the blacks to kill John McCain.
OMG…the angry whites are really running scared…ummm brb my fried chicken is done, and I need to cut the watermelon in to triangle shaped pieces!
Damn! *goes back for kool-aid*
For the love of Mary…I don’t know how much more of this I can take, please Nov. 4 hurry the hell up!
The irony here is that most of the conservative Republicans who are supporting McCain don’t like him that much either, but have been too fear-mongered into believing that Obama is some kind of terrorist sleeper-agent to dare say anything critical against McCain.
I mean, remember the Republicans for Hillary movement?
I’d also cite Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos” here, but the point of that became lost once Rush kept changing the objectives after-the-fact to reflect whatever the outcomes were.
I plan on eating at Roscoe’s Fried Chicken and Waffles on November 5th and then drinking two forties of Colt 45. Just as a fuck you.
I can’t imagine why Powell would have wanted to distance himself from such keen minds.
Everybody knows Liberman’s endorsement of McCain is also race-based. Why would you vote for someone who’s a different color? It doesn’t make sense!
Colon is genuine shit who was Bush’s shill at the UN to lie our once great country into war again. Obama is another complete fraud who has protected Bush from impeachment and indictment for war crimes. The Obama lovers are burying America. They are controlled by the media propaganda.
Does anyone remember when Colin Powell would have been nominated for President by either party? And then he read the Bushanalia talking points about WMD in Iraq to the whole world. He was a loyal soldier, and that is why he can’t be President.
So, now he’s a retired guy. Maybe loyal citizen?
tunamelt: Damn I miss Roscoe’s.
Fucking white people.
vigilante: You left out something about the Jews who control the banks.
spencer: “Jewbanka” was just a Star Wars character.
villageatrois: Those are reasons Powell couldn’t run for president, but the main one is the dude is OLD now! He’s 71. Who the hell would vote for a 71 year old for President?
I still don’t understand why people say those hateful, hateful things.
vigilante: Colin Powell didn’t lie at the UN — he just presented farcical, invented evidence with a straight face. This is negative fallout from a military career — obeying orders, even when you know they’re wrong.
Obama protected Bush? There was never any chance that Bush would be impeached or indicted for war crimes. By the time enough people hated Bush, it was clear that he would be out of office soon enough.
Move on.
vigilante: I’m really surprised Powell doesn’t get the Vigilante vote. He is, like you are, misinformed by those surrounding him, leading him to make bad decisions.
I WANT SOME POLICY BITCH. Gimme some ‘o dat sweet Nader policy. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.
vigilante: Colon the outfielder? you are a confusing vigilante man.
Do you mean Colin as in Powell?
Hooray for the Rays!!!!
spencer: And if you read the NY Times tomorrow, you will see that
McCain’s melanoma is back and it is black.
tender: Seriously?
You all remember in ‘04 when 90% of blacks supported John Kerry and they were a dirty racist clan because of it? Ahh, yes. Those were the days.
villageatrois: I am switching my account to Jewbanka. I don’t think
Paulson bought that one yet.
I really believe China has one good policy: you breed when we tell you it’s okay to breed. For all states below the Mason-Dixon line, the limit should be zero offspring. Except Florida, since those living corpses are past the age of fecundity. I really have to remind myself that the intolerant ones and the bigots are actually a minority - at least, I have to convince myself they are.
Colin Powell, tired of being an object of derision and contempt from the left, decides to become an object of derision and contempt from the right.
Good for Colin Powell!
(he’s still a war criminal, though)
Of course, those posters are disgusting. But let’s be fair and retell how the left portrayed him years ago as a sellout and Uncle Tom. To leave out that side of the story is unfair and unbalanced.
Keram2: as long as it is a white muslin sheet
shortsshortsshorts:
“Sweet Nader Policy” is my fave emo band.
spencer: Touche.
I want to wash my eyeballs out with soap.
Weeping Jesus: Hey! Maryland is below the M-D line and we’re ok!!!
vigilante: Ahh, you’ve finlly stopped trying to convince us of Nader and have just completely lost your shit. Time for you to leave, Grasshopper. No one here will laugh at you now.
Cicada: Too many accordions for my taste. They’re unsafe at any speed.
tunamelt: can i come?
Colin Powell does not care about white people
Who the fuck are these people?
vigilante: I declare WAR on you motherfucker. I want you to be banned, not only because you aren’t funny (you don’t even try), but because you never even say anything of substance. Eat a dick, now. Please come at me with some Nader policy, of which there is none, at all, ever. Just seat belts and retards like you.
I’m surprised nobody has pointed out that he’s clearly in the tank for Obama.
Weeping Jesus: Hey, fuck you! I need you to name me one place in America that hasn’t had race riots, bigoted cops or otherwise fucked up assholes. Can’t? No, you can’t!
As an Atlantan, where the black people even live among us and not in special neighborhoods, fuck you.
I don’t have a problem with vigilante:
I just don’t understand why he thinks spouting ignorance on a platform for fucking Ralph Nader would do anyone any good. Come on, dude - Ralph Nader?
You don’t like the two-party system, fine. But your solution is the alleged policies of Ralph Nader?? That’s just not good enough.
amy amnesia: you in LA, let’s do this bitch.
Those racists are like George Will without the thesaurus. His first Powell response today was “It just be a black on black thing, and don’t forget Jessie and Al!”
Which means, I guess, Condi Rice and Michael Steele will be the next GOPers for Obama?
I am so afraid for my country…. No attempts at funny snark here..
These fuckwads and asshats really scare me. As a white man i knew that there were racists out there, but I was fairly certain that they understood that their beliefs were a minority opinion and it was no longer acceptable to share them in public in most locations and when it did rear its ugly head, people with common decency from all races would try and quash it. That is no longer the case. In fact, racist attitudes have been cultivated and fertilized in order to create fear and distrust in order to gain a political advantage. This is nothing new in American politics, but it has never been seen on the national stage before with the level of violent language and actions.
There are some among these dickweeds that will not take well to losing this election. Seeds have been planted in their minds by Palin, McCain and Fox news, ACORN seeds to be exact, that there is a nefarious plot to steal this election. They will react violently. There will be attacks on people who are of color an d those of us who sport Obama or democratic stickers on our cars.
This fear will not stop me from supporting Obama, voting for Obama, canvasing for Obama, and will not stop m from having Obama stickers on my vehicles and Obama signs in my yard. These fuckwads will not further destroy our democracy, not if I can help it.
Oh the comedy! The Onion couldn’t do any better.
I love this one: “Before this election, I treated blacks as individuals. I was wrong. They are a clan.”
So basically, to this commenter, it turns out that all ni66ers are the same! They’re racist! I’ll bet that before the election the commenter treated them all as individuals. Individuals that should watch their step and not get uppity. White people have never acted like a clan, btw. I mean, white folks spell it with a K, so.
“McCain-Palin, I Got You Babe”
(I Got You Babe, Sonny & Cher)
WilliamBanzai7
[HER:] They say we’re dumb and we don’t know
We won’t find out until we know
[HIM:] Well I don’t know if all that’s true
‘Cause you got me, and baby I got you
[HIM:] Babe
[BOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe
[HER:] They say our campaign don’t pay the rent
Before it’s earned, our money’s all been spent
[HIM:] I guess that’s so, we don’t have a pot
But at least I’m sure of all the things we got
[HIM:] Babe
[BOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe
[HIM:] I got a plumber fixin the sink I got you to wear my VP ring
[HER:] And when I’m sad, you’re a clown
And if I get scared, you’re always fartin around
[HER:] So let them say your hair’s too gray
‘Cause I don’t care, with you I just can’t use my bong
[HIM:] Then put your little hand in mine
There ain’t no political hill or mountain we can’t climb
[HIM:] Babe
[BOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe
[HIM:] I got you to hold my running mate hand
[HER:] I got you to misunderstand
[HIM:] I got you to walk the media plank
[HER:] I got you to talk gibberish with me
[HIM:] I got you to for the good fight
[HER:] I got you to aim my rifle sight
[HIM:] I got you, I won’t let go
[HER:] I got you to endorse me even though…
[BOTH:] I got you babe
azw88: I read the whole thing, there. I think Walnuts will unleash his army of squirrels and eat Barry alive. He owes them a favor for stealing his Walnuts.
Don’t worry about 2008.
*…Fearfully checking 538.com…”
Good, still winning, I can sleep tonight.
How difficult, really, would it be to hasten the creation of the great inland sea?
Dernyul: Hear, hear! Racist assholes have no zip code and Florida is not just oldies! (Although I do think anyone reproducing should have to pass a test showing they’re not a complete fuckwit.)
vigilante: “The Obama lovers are burying America.” Isn’t that where the new oil resources are? If you want to damage Barry, wrong path. Ask if he’s showing his jugears just yo win the uggo vote and thereby surrwnder to Iranian uggo-terrorism.
Or are you being wickedly sarcastic in your sentence, since it’s the Bush family is always willing to mzke butt-fuck with Saudis to get us more oil from underground?
Powell nailed every issue that I currently have with the McCain campaign’s approach.
1) Why the washed up terrorist crap?
2) What’s wrong with being a Muslim?
3) Looking at the tax structure is Socialist? WTF!?
4) Palin? WTdoubleF??!!
And as a bonus:
5) Bachmann’s a vampire cunt
Reasonable, intelligent people, no matter their political leanings, can agree that we shouldn’t be shouting random, rage inducing crap at each other and that our VP shouldn’t be a complete moron.
Dernyul: Uh, this is 2008, not 1968. Ever wonder why so few blue states are in the south?
shortsshortsshorts: I was ready to support your argument, if only because of all the excellent profanity (though I think you shouldn’t drink so much on a Sunday night). But then I read magic titty: and I must agree. The best way to deal with vigilante’s irrelevent posts is just ignore them. Don’t reply. Don’t even waste your time reading them. Simply skip ahead. Let him go post his blather at Pajamas.
S.Luggo: Oh man there is nothing better for a Republican than a butt fucking from a Saudi.
Datsun510: I am not worried too much about losing the election to McCain, ai am however worried that the racism that Palin fuels and McCain allows to spread unchecked will create some serious problems for this country.
I worry about 2009 and 2010.
shortsshortsshorts: Mmmmm chicken and waffles….. you are no longer allowed to comment when I have the munchies. It does seem like the perfect breakfast for the the 5th though; nomatter the outcome.
Datsun510: Vigilante is a gentleman and a scholar. Never again shall I transgress. There’s always public witch trials, which I am a HUGE FAN OF cuz there, like, ya know, TOTES awesome. So everyone is in agreement. Salem witch trial for Vigilante.
azw88: I have ranted at length about Apocalypstick’s Bigotpalooza Tour. The ignorant narrow-minded freaks who used to just mumble into their coffee are now standing in public and shouting their poison right out loud. And McCain says he has repudiated such at every occasion. Yet another blatant lie.
If things go terribly wrong and McCain is sworn in on Jan. 20th, his inauguration procession will be filled with white hoods, and he will be delighted.
shortsshortsshorts: That works.
where is the poster called Vigilante? ah yes, there you are - do you want to know why i use a knife?. . .
jennx: sadly, vampirecunt.com is already taken. porn. obvs.
Goodnight you princes of Maine, you vampire cunts of Minnesota, you moose hunting, book banning, inept Caribou Barbies of Alaska… Yearning to breath free… bring me your tired, your poor, your hungry people… as long as they’re white and not uppity negros pretending to be Republican ex-military leaders who will betray us in our time of need…
Signs of total desperation: They aren’t even bothering to hide their racism anymore.
What will be delicious will be seeing the skullfucked expressions on their faces on November 5th.
azw88: I totally agree. I wish I could laugh this off, but this shit scares me, and just depresses the hell out of me. I work with people, who up until a few months ago, seemed enlightened, and educated. I never heard any racism from anyone.
Now all I hear is bullshit. Hopey is a Muslim terrorist, the blacks are going to take over, will the White House now be the Black House, just stupid, ignorant, stereotype comments. It makes my head spin.
All I can think to say is Goddamn America.
the republicans and their most racist freak voters — they’re the last witch in wizard of oz.
they’re melting.
melting.
melting.
power dissipates into final gasps of “i’ll get you, my pretty” and “noooooo.”
forgot a few links
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/waterboard-barack-obama-was-sacramento-
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/mccainpalin-supporters-let-their-rac
fuckinredneck: It is the willingness, readiness with which these monsters are crawling out of their holes to expose their racist bigotry to the light of day that terrifies me.
I have spent my adult life moving past the fact that my family tree is full of banjo playing, pig fucking,cousin marrying, hood wearing bigots. My childhood memories of family gatherings fairly revolved around racist structure. To purge one’s system of that poison is no small task.
So, my greatest fear is the impact on the children dragged to Apocalystick’s rallies. They look up to Mommy and Daddy. They take the hate pouring from their parents’ mouths as gospel. The boiling puss won’t disappear on Nov. 5th. Nor on Jan. 20th. No matter the outcome, the battleground of a racial divide has been drawn. There will be at least a few people on each side of the line who will refuse to turn and walk away.
You know, when this black solidarity turns out to be a side effect of the crack that the CIA has been selling since before Reagan was taken up to White God, the egg will be on our face.
S.Luggo: See, that is where I get confused. I thought “Obama Lover” was a brand of butt-sex lube used in Saudi Arabia.
wavingnotdrowning: When there is just one it dissapates. What about when there are thousands?
Hey, don’t be so hard on the racist douchenozzles ‘coz even some of THEM are in the tank for Hopey. This from Nate @ 538:
So a canvasser goes to a woman’s door in Washington, Pennsylvania. Knocks. Woman answers. Knocker asks who she’s planning to vote for. She isn’t sure, has to ask her husband who she’s voting for. Husband is off in another room watching some game. Canvasser hears him yell back, “We’re votin’ for the n***er!”
Woman turns back to canvasser, and says brightly and matter of factly: “We’re voting for the n***er.”
YeeHah! Racists For Obama’08!
Yet, the eternal question remains: can a blue man sing the whites?
My previous post didn’t show up but i would read these disturbing links.
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/mccainpalin-supporters-let-their-rac
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/more-hate-voicemails-and-emails-directe
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/19/racist-obama-effigy-hung_n_135971.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/19/limbaugh-george-will-powe_n_135968.html
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/10/obama-race.html
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/waterboard-barack-obama-was-sacramento-
So, just to make sure I have this straight. In the last two weeks of this campaign, Republicans feel that a fraud and tax cheat is a “true American,” but that decorated combat Veterans like Powell and Wesley Clark are Commies who hate America.
Good luck with that.
But do you think O’Reilly will spend two segments or three of the “Factor” discussing the hate speech by the Freepers?
Datsun510:
Don’t worry. As everyone knows, Obama is secretly an Islamo-Marxist, and commies are fond of their purges. Hope Squads will be dispatched to deal with all dissident elements.
Canuckledragger: Yes, it is important to distinguish the rational bigots from the irrational bigots. Or not.
Datsun510: In video games, sometimes, you beat a McCain-Palin-esque villain, but the villain then shatters into a thousand little rats, or bugs, that comprised the power source of the villain, and they come violently toward you, and you have to stomp them all out, because they are sans host but still deadly and pesky and postponing the rest of your heroic journey.
So that’s how thousands of uglies lose power. They are loud nasties doomed to be squished unless they scurry home to fester in quieted corners of uncomfortable confusion.
Anonymous Office Zombie: “Hugs Not Flaming Crosses”. Yeah, that’ll work.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: We are in … different times.
wavingnotdrowning: Where your cute little analogy falls apart is that I don’t live next door to any of your pesky video game bugs. If the Bigotpalooza Tour comes to Arizona my next door neighbor and his children will be first in line.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Mr. Lionel Hutz Esq., you write: “But do you think O’Reilly will spend two segments or three of the “Factor” discussing the hate speech by the Freepers?”
No, he will night. He has never, in my experience listening to him on iTunes over here in Paris, ever gone after “the far right.” Only the “far left,” of which he includes The New York Times, Washington Post, LA Times. I’ve never heard him attack Wonkette, though. Never has he mentioned Free Republic. Why? Because he’s a self-proclaimed “Independent.” Which is, of course, complete and utter bullwinkle crap. So, don’t expect it. O’Reilly gets off telling good American folks he’s the only one who’s fair and balanced, that he’s looking out for the people, when he’s really looking out for himself. By inciting the left and assuaging the right he gets the audience he needs to sell his stupid books and t-shirts. The idea that he has Rove on their as regular as rain tells me he’s an ass of massive dimensions.
*** BREAKING INTERNET NEWS ***
INTERNET DECLARATION OF INTERNET WAR POSTED IN INTERNET THREAD
Colin Powell has been a stooge his whole life. From helping to cover up the My Lai massacre to helping sell the Iraq war. He’s a younger version of Henry Kissinger. The media perpetuates the myth that he is an honorable man who speaks truth to power when in fact he is a toadie who tells his superiors what they want to hear and carries out their war crimes w/o asking questions.
He simply waited until it was clear Obama would win so he’d be in the best position to be awarded another cabinet post. I hope his endorsement helps Obama but the idea that Powell is a man of honor is about as true as saying McCain is a man of honor. They’ve both sold their souls in their lust for power.
The best thing to come out of this, as far as I’m concerned, is Powell bringing up that calling someone a Muslim is NOT a fucking smear; it’s just not true. Shit, I thought homophobia was the last socially acceptable prejudice, but at least people feel some sort of pressure to say, “Not that there’s anything wrong with that” after they level an accusation of homosexuality. I guess there should have been a Seinfeld where people thought Jerry and George were members of a mosque.
I like it that those overtly racist fucktards think it’s important to leave the vowels off the word “God”, lest God punish them more for uttering his holy-moly name than for hating on black people.
“Behold, I am he God of Isaac, Abraham and Jacob! Whosoever doth write my name better damned well put a little dash in where the ‘o’ is supposed to go, or I’ll cover your flesh with boils. But hating on them darkies is OK, you understand?”
The white blues guitarist in NYC is woefully misinformed. Someone should tell him that in the Big Apple, there is a strong bias against musicians who cannot count to four. The slack-jaw’s burden.
Barry, please please please don’t let him in the cabinet. This is a guy who helped get us into this mess, we don’t need him making more of one. Then again, we’ve got our overlord Paulson and Goldman running America now and we all know they aren’t at fault in the financial crisis.
Or maybe I’m all mixed up. From math I recall if you multiply 2 negatives together you get a positive. So bring on more mistakes
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you win.”
Looks like we’re in the final stage before winning.
Ilikepigeons: Colon the illustrator.
God, I miss suck.com.
Angry old fools.
vigilante: time to get back to studying for that freshman mid-term…young repubs untie!
vigilante: Hey, remember when Ken posted a few days ago about whom we would like to ban?
I have a nomination.
“As a white blues guitarist here in NY City I too have seen reversed racism.”
This statement is so full of win i give up.
Anonymous Office Zombie: Yes, because Islamic countries are known for their liberal governments and socialist redistribution of wealth.
Jeez. I can has new race? I am so over white people and I am like the whitest of the white, practically translucent even.
This election has to stop. Right now. I yelled violently at my grandmother over ACORN yesterday. I am now abusing the elderly. I swear to god I am blocking Fox News from her TV next time I am at her house.
My Goodness! I’d forgotten all about the persecution of the white blues guitarists. That’s it, I’ve voting for Bonnie Raitt.
Whichever entry has the most typos is probably Sarah Palin’s user ID.
I really wish I’d been more on the ball over the past eight years and collected every comment on Freep or Fox ‘News’ or whatever where someone basically says “Disagreeing with the president is anti-American and borderline treason” so I could trot them all out again over the NEXT eight years.
Unfortunately I’ve spent most of the past eight years drunk so wasn’t really paying enough attention, but if anyone else did I’d love to hear from you.
WagTehGod: I live four blocks from Roscoe’s. Mmmmm …
I, for one, look forward to the re-emergence of the term, “Welfare Hottentot”.
Freetard flailing about is a good yard stick of how effective Obama’s campaign has been.
My friends, we must have a civilized campaign. If that half breed muslin would have had 1 zillion townhall debates, this never would have happened. (POW)
The Dave Chapell endorsement should be minutes away now.
Hello Sunshine: Google is your friend
Buchanan just said that Powell has burned his bridge to the Republican Party 4-evah. Rush Limbaugh’s site has a top story on Michelle ordering elitist lobster and caviar at the Waldorf, and calls Barry’s speech there “bitter and humorless”. If you’d like to hate-fuck one of their followers, please go to Hannidate.com because KlanHarmony.com hasn’t been set up yet.
Sorry, this might be a small thing in the context of all the rest but: ‘Moslem’?
wavingnotdrowning: Don’t They have a justice on the Supreme Court too? I think I remember hearing about that in school. Maybe it was part of the 3/5ths compromise?
“blacks are the most racist group of people in the USA”
Personally, I always enjoy the putting-quotes-around-a-baseless-statement-to-lend-it-credability strategy…
I’ve had conversations (out loud) with family members that would read like this.
bhosp: Perhaps we also need to ask the commenters at Free Republic if General Powell is half-muslin or if he is 100% pure quality muslin?
sezme: Can Red Whites play the Blues?
wow thats a really old picture of C.P.
bhosp: Beats “Hindoo”.
(This is what I get to show for my (half) libarts education: the knowledge of how early pseudo-sociologists labeled other religions.)
Back on topic: there are no white blues musicians. If on the off chance there are white blues musicians, there are no white male blues musicians. They simply don’t exist. Therefore, that was Sarah Palin. QED.
Republicans just being themselves. Let’s just move on, people.
Did anyone really think that electing the first black President wouldn’t bring the worst elements of this country out of their bunkers and into the harsh light of day?
These people have always been there. Now they are making their stupidity and ignorance conspicuous. It’s my hope that this time they are going to pay a price for it.
Sorry - if someone has already posted this - I’m too busy at work to read everything, but didn’t we vote to ban Vigilante? What the hell? You mean votes don’t count here either?
tunamelt: It’s pretty funny that Malkin thinks she’s a White person. In the US racial hierarchy, Filipinas are among the brown people who get to stick around.
Zhu Bajie
hobospacejungle: Powell’s been noted to have testified (or was it just a testimonial?) on behalf of Ted Steven’s recently. Either way, what a douche.
Barry could have done without his support, and would only have suffered only a little if Powell supported the other side.
bitchincamaro: WIN.
white blues guitarist?
is this an oxymoron?
(or just a moron)
har har har…
chalkies, gotta love ‘em
I have no snark in response to those horrible statements. It is just to depressing that these people think they are the “real Americans.”
Powell to the people!
hey you missed my favorite:
“and powell being where is his because of his color….that’s what you get when you promote people for less than honorable reasons….”
oh sorry, another one that is also my favorite:
“The left doesn’t have principles. They will celebrate this endorsement, because their only goal is to WIN, and it doesn’t matter how, or who helps them win.
Bringing up Powell’s ties to Bush and Iraq is useless….the left just doesn’t care.”
With just a little luck, all those sick racist pricks will decide to move to Paraguay with the bush clan. And after they’re gone, then we should really lock down the borders.
Dernyul: Hey…uhhh….I think it was meant as a joke.
disgustedcitizen: They don’t know where Paraguay is. Better yet: let’s invite them (or force them) to move to the South, then build the wall along the Mason-Dixon line.
cal: I hate to say it, but given the means that this country was founded on, you might not be wrong.
In general, on the subject of Powell, could anyone who said that Powell is just endorsing Obama because of the whole “blacks sticking together” paranoia, kindly eat a steaming bowl of truffle-infused dicks.
kudzu: Can’t we just have a civil war? Way more fun.
Kingbee: Impeaching Bush wouldn’t be about getting him out of office so much as saying “No, you don’t do that as president.” Instead, without impeachment, Obama has all these nice precedents to play with for the next four or eight years.
Seriously, don’t be surprised this time next year when President Obama is strong-arming Congress into re-authorizing the USA PATRIOT Act.
magic titty: They have all the guns. Would be rough.
This was my favorite post:
“McCain has betrayed us on many occasions, yet we have to vote for him.”
Republican ideology at its best.
TGY: So did the Confederacy.
Dernyul: Fair enough, Dernyul. But when you leave the Atlanta Metro area, you are in Joeja.
Does this mean that filthy wombat Lieberman was only voting with his race? Albino supports albino, or something like that? Star WArs mentality..”Wounded war vet turns to dark side for power and has love affair with slithery thing that shoots lightning”..
run_said_ran: “…’cause we cain’t be votin fur no nigras, no way, no how…”
AnAdmirerOfThatOne: True, but when you leave Pittsburgh, you’re in western Penn, which is terrifying. Or how about Long Island? Yikes! They even still wear silver jewelry and gelled hairdos there. Idaho anyone? Indiana?
We do racism all over this country and voting Democrat doesn’t make you above it. Admittedly, Georgia is embarrassing, but so is a lot of this country. See Michelle Bachmann.
vigilante: I can’t wait to have the moral high ground in my online arguments after voting for Nader right before the McCain Palin administration burns this country to the ground. Man, I will be so fucking counterculture — you have no idea how many awesome/ironic/rebellious points I’ll score with my online buddies. Or maybe you do.
The Hispanics are always getting lucky breaks (to an extent).
Datsun510: The “hope” in Hope Squads was meant to be taken in the Orwellian sense. Think tear gas and bayonets not hugs.
grendel: You think that consistent logic extends to the Freeper mind? Their words and views not mine. I just report, you decide.
vigilante: Cripes, you’re like an evangelical at a gay bar…why do you hang out here?
For Powell, Buckley, P.J. O’Rourke and the rest of the disenfranchised Republicans, I have a solution for you:
Reinstate the Bull Moose Party.
Then you can free and clear of the racist, radical right and get back to presenting policy alternatives. That’s not to say the new Democratic Congress will ever pass any of it, but hey, you’d still be one step ahead of being drowned out by the drone of idiots.
mookworthjwilson: I’m a Virginian whose family originally hails from WV…
Sweeping geographic generalizations will get you nowhere, folks.
“Before this election, I treated blacks as individuals. I was wrong. They are a clan.”
Well, this person would know from “[k]lans”.
WIDTAP: C’mon, Wid…look at the ticket. You think any Republican who values their life is gonna start calling themself a MOOSE?
I concur with the white blues guitarist in NY City! As a white rapper living Florida I too have experienced reverse racism. I’ve also been unfairly discriminated against because my music sucks walrus balls.
Love,
Vanilla Ice
ivenson: I am a New Yorker whose family originally hails from Boston and I agree that sweeping geographic generalizations are bad for everybody. As a symbol of our regional harmony, why don’t you bust out your fiddle and play us some old-timey mountain folk tunes, like your mother-sister used to play.
As a Scottish pizza-parlor owner, I too have suffered terribly from reverse discrimination. Or was that forward discrimination.
People who use the term “reverse racism” don’t know what “racism” means. There’s no need for such a term…even less of a need for “reversed racism.”
Go Powell! http://tinyurl.com/5gtlug
tunamelt: November 5th? I say we start with chicken and waffles now.
cockfightbarmitzvah: WIN.
Colin Powell, part of the GOP intelligensia, must now be purged. When all of the brainy moderate ones are gone, the rightwing can start removing offensive letters from the alphabet.
But who is Clarence Thomas going to endorse and vote for? Hmmmm?
goddamn black people- we drag them over here in chains, enslave them for generations, steal their children and sell them and do they show us any gratitude? hell no! instead they have the audacity to be smart and work hard and run for president… go figure.
if only some people who think bigotry is ok as long as you substitute the word southern for black would come along and set us straight!
(at this point the white girl from tennessee decides to hide in the woods with her bong and the complete works of zinn and chomsky till nov 5)
ps– buttsecks
Ok, I know where I’d move if McCain wins (Costa Rica) but where are the Nazis going to go when they get fucked on Nov. 4? Argentina? Tierra del Fuego? Antarctica maybe. The disgusting racism of those posters should make Limbaugh and Hannity proud. They have taught their disciples well.
Sophist: As a fellow white person, I resent that you beat me to the punch. Indeed, fucking white people.
Cicada: Sweet Nader Policy’s first album “Seat Belts for All” was OK, but their second album, “Bitching about not being in teh 2000 Debate” is the biggest string of emo hits evar.
Robbertjan: Where is that quote from?
I am one of many lily-white people in my community working their asses off to get Obama elected. I’m trying to use that fact as a source of hope for me in this dark time. It isn’t really working, but I’ll keep trying.
magic titty: Are you as worried as I am?
vigilante: You are adding nothing to the impression that this posts give of old-ass lonely white people, you know.
Vewol Mevemont: Win.
102415: He doesn’t need to vote. He and the rest can just install McCain if they want to.
Robbertjan:
You forgot the one where they leak ‘teh seks tapes’ of you through the intertubes.
Powell’s argument for Obama was one of the most succinct and convincing I’ve heard. I think it might be enough to stem the little comeback McCain started making over the last week.
ivenson: Ted Haggard nothwithstanding.
magic titty: Fine. Can I hide in your closet then? I’m surrounded here by irate, armed fuckers here in Atlanta and I’m definitely a lover not a fighter. Yo no soy marinaro, soy Capitan or whatever.
tunamelt: Just as a precaution, I plan to eat at Roscoes on all the days leading up to Nov.4th too. You know, for the country.
iolanthe: I live pretty near too. One of the things I’m learning from this thread is we need a real-time Wonkette Roscoe’s summit.
CharlesRockyPamplin: I signed up to be a commenter on this site for the sole purpose of making fun of the white blues guitarist from New York City who experiences reverse racism and frequents FreeRepublic.com, but you pretty much summed it up for me.
shortsshortsshorts: Seat Belts and Retards? Wasn’t that Sweet Nader Policy’s latest LP?
Tender: I like what you said. Innocence and decency may be rare on wonkette, but welcome, nonetheless.
Has anyone noticed that O’Bama has turned the right wing batshit crazy? Not just arrogant and vicious, as usual, but hysterical, like they’re trapped in the mall with zombies banging on the glass doors?
At first, I thought it was mostly racist shit, but now I think that for the wingers who a notch above the Freepug level fear the greatest evil–card checks for union memberships. I know Walmart imports lead paint cheap from China, but the obese, toothless hillbillies driving those fucking scooters around the Walmart (because they are too fat to walk) can’t order all their crap online, just their ShamWows! (BTW–Do those work? ‘Cause I’m thinking about giving them as Xmas gifts.
Go Big Labor! Bust some Walmart executive (metaphorical) kneecaps.
CharlesRockyPamplin: That is so fake, how can you be a white blues guitarist and a Freeper?
Canuckledragger: Similar story, but it was the one having the conversation.
I’m talking to a 90+ old Dem here in our rural OK County. He’s somewhat a legend, a military pilot guy who worked in the administrations of 4 US Presidents back in the day (waaay back in the day) and is from an equally legendary Democratic family.
So, I ask him whom he voted for in the primary. He says, (to be fair, with a mischievous twinkle in his old eyes) “I walked into that voting booth, voted for that n***** and saw my Mama rise up out of her grave and hit me with a stick.” He then went on, “I met that colored boy in Chicago, and he was the most inspirational person I’ve met since Jack Kennedy.”
Left my brain in a spin. When generations collide.
MISTAHCOUGHDROP: You’re in Paris and I’m in Oklahoma? Unless you’re talking about Paris, Texas, fuck you.
My favourite comment is this one:
“blacks are the most racist group of people in the USA.” And the most ungrateful.
Sweet Jesus! The cognitive dissonance of keeping those two thoughts together in the same head, side by each even, would make my head assplode!
Datsun510: Ghandi, actually so we’re in good company.
We told this old fart that if he didn’t endorse us we would cut his Retirement.
Just goes to show every Colon is connected to an ass hole.
wavingnotdrowning: You are PSYCHIC!
see: http://snarkfest.deviantart.com/art/Palin-McCain-No-Brainer-101038683
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132×7543102
hahaha