Wonkette
- ABOUT DAMN TIME: Wonkette sickling operative “Ben” writes in shock that fetus harvesting Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is on Hardball and “just told Chris Matthews that there should be an investigative report of all members of Congress to determine who among them is anti-American.” Well what’s the problem, BEN? SCARED?
This sounds weirdly familiar.
I can’t believe she’s not on the ticket.
I’m self-loathing; does that make me anti-American?
What’s that saying? Hmmm…Something like “those who don’t know shit about what happened will run through the same shit again? Is that right? No…maybe it’s, “Learn history or die”? Not quite right.
oh! I remember: Shut the fuck up Michelle Bachmann. You evolution hating, environment killing, ass fucking slag.
Pithy, no?
Huh, who could have possibly guessed this would happen.
I’m self-loathing and I want to give more money to the rich. That makes me even more anti-American.
Palin/Bachmann ‘12!
Do we really want to get into a self-loathing-off here on Our Wonkette?
This coming November 14 will be Tailgunner Joe’s 100th birthday, in honor of which C-woman Michelle will propose that, instead of wasting time and money on an investigation (there are wars and bridges both to nowhere to waste it on), the Congress will be culled of those members “who simply just don’t look right.”
Forget that. Last night she threatened to kiss Obama if he wins the election.
http://www.twincities.com/ci_10740836?nclick_check=1
Somebody never saw Good Night and Good Luck.
thesycophant: Doktor Avalanche: Harvey Birdman: I love myself right into the bottle.
Well, duh! You know they’re unAmerican if they have a D after their names.
And she says all of this with a straight face. Bravo!
thesycophant: Selfloathingoff. That sounds commie! So are you a commie, commie?!!
Well, the black ones are terrorists, so they are UnAmurican and the ones who eat delicious fetuses are UnAmerican mostly. So who does that leave? Sarah Palin! Wait she’s not a member of Congress? She has marital congress, cause of those 8 kids - is that the same thing?
thesycophant: No. This is not your therapist’s orifice, I mean office.
Nazi cow.
Have a facebook account? Tell Michelle what you think!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Michele-Bachmann/7658849357?sid=3fb05c7ce7ee9059c6ba02859c6d882a&refurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fs.php%3Finit%3Dq%26q%3Dmichele%2Bbachmann%26ref%3Dts%26sid%3D3fb05c7ce7ee9059c6ba02859c6d882a&ref=s
Today we are all anti-Americans.
I’m all for it. I propose that the standard for un-Americanism be giving her revenues to plutocrats and defense contractors, raping her environment, generally waging war on her public institutions, and involving her in ill-justified, ill-executed foreign wars. Let the show trials begin.
irisheyes: You, sir, have a way with “harangue”. Tooshaaaaay
And in true Minnesota fashion, a guy named Elwin Tinklenberg is running against her.
Though, to be fair, he does go by “El”…not only does he drop a pesky syllable, he locks up the huge Minnesota hispanic vote.
Doktor Avalanche: If you wanted to give money to the government you’d be a godless communist! Is that better or worse than being anti-merkin?
Bachmann for Health and Human Services!!!
irisheyes: As an assfucker, I’m offended by your implication.
Jesus Christ. Whoever said we get the government we deserve clearly hadn’t foreseen Michelle Bachman. No one deserves this much stupid, even American Idol/Survivor-watching Americans.
hockeymom: And the ‘berg’ at the end of his name will get him all those Minnesota jews. Like Al Franken…and…uhhhh…Al Franken’s family. And that’s about it.
Hey, Michelle, should you be recalled?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF3z-j8o39I
HomoPolitico: No, our Jewish population is much bigger. It’s Al Franken, Al Franken’s family and Norm Coleman.
We used to have that nice Bobby Zimmer from up north too, but he moved.
HomoPolitico: No offense intended good sir. I simply meant to imply that she gives it “up the ass” to her fellow ‘Mericans. Which, as a person of the homosexual nature, she would not consider you to be a real American.
The Republicans need to get their shit together: Are they going to push for a new McCarthyism with their anti-American bullshit, or a new Cultural Revolution with the whole anti-elite/anti-intellectual/anti-pointy-haired professor crap? Just choose one stupid-ass meme and go with it, you fuckwads! (the GOPers, not you delightful Wonkie wanks)
OzoneTom: So my choices this year are socialism for me vs. socialism for the rich guy.
Wow…that’s a tough call to make. I honestly don’t know how I’m gonna swing on that issue.
This woman is a shit bird and a sewer rat and as anti-American as they come.
America is a tolerant place and– god help us– even tolerant of shit-bird-sewer-rats like her. I put a Vincent Gallo gypsy curse on her bowels… that she will have to wear a bag of shit on the outside so people can see her true nature.