by Jim Newell

Thank goodness for Video Friday Day! Cuz holy balls, John McCain is even dressing like The Penguin these days. [YouTube]

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Gopherit v2.0 October 17, 2008 at 4:12 pm

What can one say about the Mona Lisa? It speaks for itself.

My cats make prettier noises coughing up hairballs.

AngryBlakGuy October 17, 2008 at 4:13 pm

…anyway we could get Caribou Barbie to wear a Catwoman suit?!

Hairy Reed October 17, 2008 at 4:13 pm

Why, wonkette, why did you have to point out HENNNNGGGGHHH to me? WHY

TGY October 17, 2008 at 4:14 pm

Well, he’s about the right height for it.

Roll Fish October 17, 2008 at 4:19 pm


oh hey Bill Ayers and Barack Obama are exploding more buildings

That Evening Sun October 17, 2008 at 4:19 pm

Too much Metamucil close to bed time makes him phlegmy.

magic titty October 17, 2008 at 4:21 pm

Is he shitting?

Advocatus_Diaboli October 17, 2008 at 4:29 pm

What about Johnny Mac? Last time I checked, she LOST!

Toomush Infermashun October 17, 2008 at 4:29 pm

There is such an evil fratboy in that HENGGGHH – fourth from the bottom of 896 at the Naval Academy, not even looking at his navel, can this go on another 3 weeks?

morepunkthanyou October 17, 2008 at 4:32 pm

How about Sarah Palin last night? She can read and memorize things as well as your average 3rd grader! This qualifies her to have nuclear secrets and to protect our country from TEH EVIL.

Aurelio October 17, 2008 at 4:34 pm

Hanh? Hanh? Hanh? Is this one of Walnuts’ animal imitations? Are we supposed to guess which animal it is? I vote for goose.

magic titty October 17, 2008 at 4:41 pm

Not that I’d ever feel sorry for the woman, but Cindy McCain must be abusing the shit out of her dildo(s). There’s no way she let’s Grampy near her. At all. Ever.

Toomush Infermashun October 17, 2008 at 4:42 pm


bitchincamaro October 17, 2008 at 4:57 pm

O/T, but well worth a look, what with all the bile about corruption in Worshington.

RobPetrified October 17, 2008 at 5:00 pm

Well, golly, he’s no Dick Cheney, but I betcha thats a pretty good Penguin! :)

bitchincamaro October 17, 2008 at 5:01 pm

[re=138635]magic titty[/re]: I imagine stuff falling off of his skull while he wiggles on top of her.

o god. I am ill, now.

S.Luggo October 17, 2008 at 5:03 pm

[re=138594]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: First, do they make Catwoman Suits in a size 24? Those hips reach all the way to Russia.

Mahousu October 17, 2008 at 5:30 pm

[re=138635]magic titty[/re]: I suspect she doesn’t need to rely on mechanical contrivances. If you’ll check out one of her houses, you’ll see it’s advertised as having “2 Master Bedrooms w/Separate Bedroom Exit.”

I assume that’s so Manuel can go in and out without ever disturbing John.

longjohnson October 17, 2008 at 5:32 pm

That “heanh” sound you heard walnuts making repeatedly is caused by his ball sack smashing like a set of clackers between his artificial knees.

For more information on clackers please go to –

Merf October 17, 2008 at 8:12 pm

The only thing missing is for the frame to be crooked — like when the criminals appeared on the old Batman TV show.

Here’s a funny McCain song/video:

Weeping Jesus October 17, 2008 at 8:52 pm

This should be posted on Very motivating. Made me want to discharge some roughage.

(This video take blingeeing to a whole ‘nother level, by the way.)

Harold_Ignoramis October 18, 2008 at 2:19 am

He’ll play this stinkin’ country like a harp from hell!

Neon Trotsky October 18, 2008 at 2:28 pm

I would attend a McCain-Palin rally if it would be 90 minutes of McCain making that noise while wearing those accessories…

Sussemilch October 21, 2008 at 2:23 pm


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