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WHO IS THE BARACK BAT MAN? HENNGHH? HENNNNGGGGHHH???

Thank goodness for Video Friday Day! Cuz holy balls, John McCain is even dressing like The Penguin these days. [YouTube]


4:05 PM on Fri October 17 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. Gopherit v2.0 says at 4:12 pm, October 17th, 2008

    What can one say about the Mona Lisa? It speaks for itself.

    My cats make prettier noises coughing up hairballs.

  2. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:13 pm, October 17th, 2008

    …anyway we could get Caribou Barbie to wear a Catwoman suit?!

  3. Hairy Reed says at 4:13 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Why, wonkette, why did you have to point out HENNNNGGGGHHH to me? WHY

  4. Well, he’s about the right height for it.

  5. Roll Fish says at 4:19 pm, October 17th, 2008

    HENNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHH

    oh hey Bill Ayers and Barack Obama are exploding more buildings http://www.cbs46.com/news/17738904/detail.html

  6. That Evening Sun says at 4:19 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Too much Metamucil close to bed time makes him phlegmy.

  7. magic titty says at 4:21 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Is he shitting?

  8. Advocatus_Diaboli says at 4:29 pm, October 17th, 2008

    What about Johnny Mac? Last time I checked, she LOST!

  9. Toomush Infermashun says at 4:29 pm, October 17th, 2008

    There is such an evil fratboy in that HENGGGHH - fourth from the bottom of 896 at the Naval Academy, not even looking at his navel, can this go on another 3 weeks?

  10. morepunkthanyou says at 4:32 pm, October 17th, 2008

    How about Sarah Palin last night? She can read and memorize things as well as your average 3rd grader! This qualifies her to have nuclear secrets and to protect our country from TEH EVIL.

  11. Hanh? Hanh? Hanh? Is this one of Walnuts’ animal imitations? Are we supposed to guess which animal it is? I vote for goose.

  12. magic titty says at 4:41 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Not that I’d ever feel sorry for the woman, but Cindy McCain must be abusing the shit out of her dildo(s). There’s no way she let’s Grampy near her. At all. Ever.

  13. Toomush Infermashun says at 4:42 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Platypus…

  14. bitchincamaro says at 4:57 pm, October 17th, 2008

    O/T, but well worth a look, what with all the bile about corruption in Worshington.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/17/world/middleeast/17fuel.html?em

  15. RobPetrified says at 5:00 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Well, golly, he’s no Dick Cheney, but I betcha thats a pretty good Penguin! :)

  16. bitchincamaro says at 5:01 pm, October 17th, 2008

    magic titty: I imagine stuff falling off of his skull while he wiggles on top of her.

    o god. I am ill, now.

  17. AngryBlakGuy: First, do they make Catwoman Suits in a size 24? Those hips reach all the way to Russia.

  18. magic titty: I suspect she doesn’t need to rely on mechanical contrivances. If you’ll check out one of her houses, you’ll see it’s advertised as having “2 Master Bedrooms w/Separate Bedroom Exit.”

    I assume that’s so Manuel can go in and out without ever disturbing John.

  19. longjohnson says at 5:32 pm, October 17th, 2008

    That “heanh” sound you heard walnuts making repeatedly is caused by his ball sack smashing like a set of clackers between his artificial knees.

    For more information on clackers please go to -

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkEMGh3SLlI

  20. The only thing missing is for the frame to be crooked — like when the criminals appeared on the old Batman TV show.

    Here’s a funny McCain song/video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VigH6CBH6S4

  21. Weeping Jesus says at 8:52 pm, October 17th, 2008

    This should be posted on poopreport.com. Very motivating. Made me want to discharge some roughage.

    (This video take blingeeing to a whole ‘nother level, by the way.)

  22. Harold_Ignoramis says at 2:19 am, October 18th, 2008

    He’ll play this stinkin’ country like a harp from hell!

  23. Neon Trotsky says at 2:28 pm, October 18th, 2008

    I would attend a McCain-Palin rally if it would be 90 minutes of McCain making that noise while wearing those accessories…

  24. Sussemilch says at 2:23 pm, October 21st, 2008

    test

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