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Ha Ha, ‘Hobnobbing With Crooks’

by Ken Layne  2:48 pm October 17, 2008


We posted this charming debate scene from The Dark Knight way back in May 2008. But it has gained new relevance this week, because we can now reveal that John McCain used the actual script of this fictional comic-book-character debate between The Penguin and The Batman during Wednesday’s bizarre spectacle. [Look See We Posted This In May/And Boing Boing, Today!]

{ 30 comments }

cal October 17, 2008 at 2:54 pm

“He’s crooked as a warped shelalegh.”

Yup, that’s McCain.

shortsshortsshorts October 17, 2008 at 2:59 pm

I don’t agree with Batman’s economic proposals, but his National Security policies are rad.

Doglessliberal October 17, 2008 at 3:03 pm

[re=138432]cal[/re]: I want that on a t-shirt

Varchar October 17, 2008 at 3:04 pm

Unfortunately, this is pre-9/11 Joker. Today, he’d probably shove the microphone through Batman’s eye socket and win de facto.

Bostoprov October 17, 2008 at 3:06 pm

If only the Penguin had been elected back then… we wouldn’t have had all these problems over all these years.

Doglessliberal October 17, 2008 at 3:06 pm

[re=138454]Varchar[/re]: ah, but today’s Batman is more of a badass, too (plus, much, much hotter).

norbizness October 17, 2008 at 3:07 pm

Hunter S. Thompson on Nixon: He was so crooked they had to corkscrew him into his coffin (or words to that effect).

Yer a tomata, Rock!

Chief Grinning Eagle October 17, 2008 at 3:08 pm

It’s ironic that even as I type, the South Pole spring is beginning to melt the ice floes right out from under the Penguin. . .
There goes one the size of Ohio!

norbizness October 17, 2008 at 3:09 pm

P.S. That moderator needs some motherfuckin’ Gas-X at 0:53.

NewSpence October 17, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Is that Walt Disney as the moderator?

SuperRounder October 17, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Adam West. Still the coolest White Dude ever.

Chief Grinning Eagle October 17, 2008 at 3:12 pm

Please don’t cryogenically freeze W’s head!

StrangelyBrown October 17, 2008 at 3:12 pm

Tut tut. Can John McCain help it if he has enthusiastic fans?

Meth Lab for Cutie October 17, 2008 at 3:15 pm

Burgess Meredith is wonderful. In “92 in the Shade” he had one of the greatest lines in movie history (verbatim from the book): “The French have a word for it. I call it pussy.”

Chief Grinning Eagle October 17, 2008 at 3:15 pm

[re=138476]StrangelyBrown[/re]: [re=138470]NewSpence[/re]: When are they going to clone Walt and bring him back? My kids want to know who the show was “brought to you by.”

mattbolt October 17, 2008 at 3:17 pm

“MY FRIENDS”

Varchar October 17, 2008 at 3:19 pm

[re=138464]Doglessliberal[/re]: Escalation. Where does it end? To apply Maloy-from-The-Untouchables’ logic here: “They pull a policy, you pull a gimmick! They get one of theirs from the Senate, you get one of yours from Alaska!” Eventually, the country just needs to end prohibition. Or, in this case, decide how it means to survive an electoral process that invariably descends into madness because it exists in a 24hr media meat grinder coupled with YouTube.

Bostoprov October 17, 2008 at 3:21 pm

[re=138469]norbizness[/re]: No, he’s a gay homo terrorist who’s in the tank for Obama Batman. Don’t you see how he’s looking him up and down, with that lusty lust in his gay homo eyes?

S.Luggo October 17, 2008 at 3:22 pm

Now I see. THIS episode is what started the purple tophat, monocle and cigarette holder fad in the Sacramento County Republican Party. Always wondered.

PS: Pengey is a member of Skull and Bones. But that’s a secret.

TeddyS October 17, 2008 at 3:23 pm

The Penguin makes more sense than Palin and isn’t as scary as McCain, or the other way around.

Gopherit v2.0 October 17, 2008 at 3:24 pm

Boing Boing sucks Wonkette dust.

JadedDIssonance October 17, 2008 at 3:33 pm

Wondermidget!

That reminds me, when will there be a full DVD release of all the old batman shows? GET ON IT!

jasonarewhy October 17, 2008 at 3:42 pm

It all makes sense. The guys in the “GOON” shirts symbolize Fox News.

cal October 17, 2008 at 3:55 pm

[re=138521]jasonarewhy[/re]: hehe

Miller October 17, 2008 at 4:11 pm

I think the Penguin is more of a caricature of McCain than the other way round. Just look at that dinner footage from earlier, McCain only took off his purple top hat because that bishop was there. Plus Irish cop stereotypes really hate McCain. Think about it.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

WhatTheHeck October 17, 2008 at 4:40 pm

If only McCain could have been so eloquent as the Penquin, he wouldn’t be scurrying about the country trolling for rotten sardines, er,votes, as we speak.

IslandGirlFL October 17, 2008 at 5:05 pm

this is frickin’ genius.

JMP October 17, 2008 at 5:21 pm

[re=138506]JadedDIssonance[/re]: Not until Warner Bros. (DC) and Fox stop fighting over the rights, unfortunately.

rocktonsammy October 17, 2008 at 6:15 pm

So the Commish and Chief O’Heara are in the tank?

smellyal8r October 17, 2008 at 7:56 pm

Prescient. Both when originally shot and when posted by Wonkette. Interesting that Schieffer was still moderating debates way back then.

The bit with the umbrella at the end is classic.

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