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Did You Know McCain Hangs Out With Fags?


John McCain works every day with the only things he loves: domestic terrorists, Idaho bathroom goblins, KKK racists, child fuckers, international terrorists, oil companies, abortions, Mexicans, Saddam Hussein, etc. Quickly email this to everyone, using an AOL or Hotmail account, and add some ALL CAPS. [Reason]


2:13 PM on Fri October 17 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. MathewBrooks says at 2:16 pm, October 17th, 2008

    needs more filth…

  2. Dreadful Gate says at 2:25 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Hopey made that joke last night, only better

  3. Giant Robot says at 2:26 pm, October 17th, 2008

    LMAO - check out Drudge. McCain is blaming Obama for the media ruining Joe the Plumber’s life.

  4. The Cold Sea says at 2:27 pm, October 17th, 2008

    My head is spinning…

  5. NewSpence says at 2:27 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Ha ha. Ha.
    I love playing the Terrorist Kevin Bacon Game.
    Do you know that Barack Obama is only four degrees of separation from Black Hitler?

  6. ManchuCandidate says at 2:28 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Plus Walnuts was in the Navy. What do 5000 guys crammed on board an aircraft carrier at sea do in their spare time?

    “Come on and join your fellow man
    In the navy!”

  7. Anita Cocktail says at 2:29 pm, October 17th, 2008

    oh c’mon, he left out page-fucking pedophiles; sexual harassers like Packwood and G Gordon Liddy. Plus his drug-stealing wife. I give it a B- (needs more research.

  8. longjohnson says at 2:38 pm, October 17th, 2008

    http://blog.wired.com/business/2008/10/economic-downtu.html

    Huckabee accuses the market meltdown on terrorists . . .

  9. Sussemilch says at 2:40 pm, October 17th, 2008

    He loves communists too. He lived with them for five and one half years. He once beat a man to death with a chair over a bowl of shahe fen, and his eyes twitch as a result of botched cosmetic surgery to remove the squint.

  10. sweetits says at 2:40 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Did I see Joe the plumber sitting in a McCain audience at the end of that clip? In the words of the great Letterman…something dosent smell right.

  11. regisgoat says at 2:42 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Reviving “Don’t taze me, bro!” gives this one the e for effort.

  12. SayItWithWookies says at 2:46 pm, October 17th, 2008

    ManchuCandidate: You know how they separate the men from the boys in the Navy, right?

    With a crowbar.

  13. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 2:46 pm, October 17th, 2008

    an AOL or Hotmail account

    Sadly, I have both, and Yahoo to boot.

  14. ManchuCandidate:
    We worked 12 hours a day, seven days a week and tried not to get killed. There are women on combat vessels now.

  15. ManchuCandidate says at 3:05 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Servo:
    I realize that (knowing a couple of ex Navy guys) especially the enlisted guys in flight deck ops who do all the dirty exhausting grunt work that puts aviators in the air and yes I know there are women on combat vessels (but not during Walnuts’ time). Just turning the stupid guilt by association game Walnuts is playing onto himself.

  16. JOHN MCCAIN ES EL PRESIDENTE DE KKK.

  17. ManchuCandidate:
    I know. I’m just messin’ with ya. I would have hated being McCorpse’s plane captain! Ech!

  18. slappypaddy says at 3:33 pm, October 17th, 2008

    We called them “baby-fuckers” at the Public Defenders office, not “child fuckers.” As in, “The newest of my 500 clients is a baby-fucker. He has confessed, but if I can get him off somehow, I get to go to hell when I die. If I can’t, he gets to stay in prison, though it would be more merciful (for all concerned) if he were taken out and ripped to pieces by an angry mob of fundamentalist Christians.”

  19. mattbolt says at 3:34 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Legit Youtube comment:

    thats not ture. thats more of obama. did you know obama had been friends with a terist that bomed our country in 9/11? yah and thats straigh up true. i dont hate obama at all i think hes a really really good public speaker and he has some good choices but hes unexperinced and he has no idea what hes doing mccain is the best choice there is out there and he will win

    Bless you, Youtube.

  20. The Cold Sea says at 3:37 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Servo: You’d be dead considering what happened on the USS Forrestal.

  21. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 4:05 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Servo: Naughty Servo. Go clean the load pan bay.

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