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Jesus, what are they putting in the water up there? Today’s tale of New York politicos embroiled in grody sex scandals brings you Robert Groezinger, a lawyer and aide to a New York state senator, who is accused of downloading a bunch of child pornography to his home computer. Authorities say Groezinger corresponded with someone in California, the international capital of perverts, in order to get over 40 images of whatever, it is gross, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE.
Anyway, to answer the question on everybody’s mind, of course the senator for whom this dude worked is a Republican, and of course that senator has been “an aggressive champion” of tougher legislation against sexual predators. Why even bother writing on Wonkette when this shit just writes itself? Bah.
State Senate Aide Possessed Child Pornography, U.S. Says [New York Times]
This is just copycat stuff, from someone who wanted to take the traditional way out…
in their defense, Albany is a pretty boring city.
Cocktober. Coming on strong.
…Authorities say Groezinger corresponded with someone in California, the international capital of perverts, in order to get over 40 images of whatever…
Everyone knows that all the real good kiddie porn comes from the red-states!
Less kiddie porn, more illicit assfucking. This Cocktober makes me feel dirty.
“When we found out, he was immediately terminated,” said Vicki Vattimo, Mr. Maltese’s spokeswoman.
Vattimo and Maltese of Queens? He is lucky they didn’t just have him dumped in a landfill.
Just move to Thailand and get it over with, freaks.
The picture at the head of this article is either atrociously perfect or perfectly atrocious.
filth ridden smut cunts
magic titty: Now wait a minute they can getcha in thailand too, just ask gary “i like ‘em young” glitter
So are these articles like obituaries, where the newspaper writes them up in advance, and just waits for the person to die/get caught before publishing them?
Oh, if you only knew.
We need a compendium of all sex antics since last Cocktober. Where on the intertubes can i read about such filth?
I yield the balance of my time.
magic titty:
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from YouTube.
Nah, I’m sure he was just doing research, you know, “know thine enemy” or some shit like that.
Oh and one last thing. Why do i keep expecting Kathie Lee Gifford’s name to appear in one of these stories?
At this point, one might as well classify the Republican Party not safe for kids under the age of 18.
Put warnings on all their adds like the TV classification system.
PP-Political Party
Y - Young
G - General
MP - Mature Perverts only, not suitable for anyone under the age of 18.
A - Adults language
R - Reality Spoken Here
D - Delusion
VW - Loves violence perpetrated by White people only
W - Whimpy
H - Hypocrites
PB - Perverted in a bad way
R - intellectually Retarded
The Republican Party would be PP-MP A/D/VW/H/PG/R
MathewBrooks: She and Regis secretly running a child porn ring for years? I can see that.
Wonder if this guy had thought about talking to his local parole board. I hear that they have great advice on how to handle issuse of child porn and sex with children….
NAMBLA seems to be making some serious inroads in New York. Not that anyone’s surprised or anything.
Robert Groezinger, eh? If “groezing” were a verb, it sure sounds like it would mean “cruising for kiddie porn.” Can we add this to the dictionary?
Mahousu: It’s a Republican sex scandal mad lib… just fill in their name and role on the campaign / staff and you’re done.
The Republican Act–No Child’s Behind Left.
must be real difficult to be shut in for long periods in winter due to the cold and snow…they gotta find something(someone to do)
How long is an alaskan winter again?
Robert Groezinger took underage pictures of poor Hattie Carroll
With a keyboard that he stroked with his diamond ring finger
At a Albany hotel society gath’rin’
And the cops were called in and his weapon took from him
As they rode him in custody down to the station
And booked Robert Groezinger for first-degree perversion
But you who philosophize disgrace and criticize all fears
Take the rag away from your face
Now ain’t the time for your tears.
donner_froh: I live in Maltese’s district. I had let my voter registration stay at my parents’ house after I moved out, since voting over there was an easier stop on the way to/from work, but I made sure to change it to my current address this year just so I could vote against Maltese, who’s up for re-election this year. Fuckin’ slimeball…
SuperRounder: Ha! You made a funny.
“Today’s tale of New York politicos embroiled in grody sex scandals brings you Robert Groezinger, a lawyer and aide to a New York state senator”…
I read that far down before I thought, “YES! NEW HILLARY DRAMA! JACKPOT!”, and got all ready to get my snark on. But no, it’s just another politically active white male republican with good ol’ family values who happens to enjoy a disgusting fetish for children.
I wish the latest family values fad was still hiring gay prostitutes. That trend was a lot funnier.
Hey! He’s in Westchester, 2 hours from Albany, and his boss is way down in Queens. (And Ortloff lives in friggin’ Canada.) So don’t blame Albany’s water.
Just for the record, my water comes from Troy.
Anyone willing to be on the jury will also be arrested for being willing to look at child porn. This also includes the lawyers and judge and baliff and court stenographer.
Hairy Reed: Didja see what I did there?
monty: He is so foul that he was kicked out of Cambodia.
donner_froh: Vattimo and Maltese are Republicans. If they wanted to hurt you, they’d force you to buy a mortgage backed security.
Gopherit v2.0: Seriously, dude–where are the airport bathrooms and hookers with stories about diapers! I don’t want to have to feel bad for these poor kids being abused, I just want to laugh at the silly hijinx of our elected officials.
GOP: Grand Old Perverts
Serph Maltese is a dickwad. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving aide. I remember when these guys were only involved in making things fall off the backs of trucks out at JFK. Good times.
Sara, that is a most excellent image. Fills me with happy thoughts.
Who will be the next to be caught Groezing?