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Poor Mr. Met, decapitated on live teevee. What is wrong with the Fox News and their leader, Greta? For background on why Mr. Met was at the presidential debate: he was planted by Conan O’Brien, THE IRISH SCOURGE. [YouTube]
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Why do elitist right wing foreign nobility hate baseball and ordinary hard working white baseball mascots??
Where have all the Bitters and Truck Nutz gone?
Red State Declares: The Presidential Race Is Over!
be sure to check out the comments. PLEASE check out the comments.
Not the first time some jagoff’s been giving head on Faux Noose.
Wasn’t that insane drunk hillbilly woman a few weeks back warning us what would happen if BaRAWK Hu-SAYN OBAMAH becomes the President? The AYrabs will cut our heads off! And just after Obama won the debate, Mr. Met lost his head. Coincidence? Please, wake up, America.
President X: *IF* the right wing did it, it was because they loved Mr. Met too much.
I’m full of the links today.
Brits take a shot at captions of Monster McCain from last night
I’m betting nobody else here knows what a Hakka is. Haaaaah.
What’s even worse is that Joe the Mascot there was about to buy the franchise, except Barack Obama’s socialist tax increases were now gonna make that impossible. Sad, sad waste.
I hate the Mets, to be sure, but they should have ripped the head off of that white, rich, pissed off Hilltard Rothschild….
JadedDIssonance:
I had a good belly laugh.
What made me laugh wasn’t their fighting spirit, but the sad lack of brain horsepower and delusion.
Mr. Met is Joe the Plumber??? Have you ever seen them together. Think about it.
What bothered me the most was that Greta face was considerably more leathery and stretched tighter than Mr Met’s.
Mr. Met? Decapitation? I thought the horror show was Greta’s dispach from the Twillight Zone.
In other news, McCain experiences his first erection in years.
http://masterdebater.ytmnd.com/
Irish scourge? Isn’t that redundant? Or is it just McCain?
JadedDIssonance: “I’m betting nobody else here knows what a Hakka is” O RLY?
What about the next head the guy was wearing? Like that Russian doll, inside a doll, inside a…
Anonymous Office Zombie: WIN.
But his true identity must never be revealed! For national security reasons!! Fox News committed treason.
Why is Lauren Bacall stumping for McCain’s tax plan?
I blame Al Qaeda in the National League, which by the way, didn’t exist until Washington invaded the National League.
JadedDIssonance: Nuts! :
“Lastly, I have commited to spending an hour in prayer each day for this election. I suggest others do the same. We had divine intervention in 2000, we can have it again.”
ehhhhh good luck with that
JadedDIssonance: Holy crap.
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auntminnie October 16th, 2008 at 12:23 p.m. CDT (link)
I work in REP. Headquarters in No. CA. One day as I was making calls I ran across a gentelman that said, (when asked which canidate he intended to support),NEITHER ONE! So I said I would put him down as UN-DECIDED, “HE SAID NO THAT IS NOT RIGHT, I’M GOING TO VOTE FOR SARAH PALIN!” He was for OB but when Palin came on board he wanted her (and her husband. “My comment about all of this Rush, is that I pray they win and that Todd Palin gets an active part in an important job. Between the 4 of them maybe they can straighten out Washington!!!”
Aughghghhhhh what the fuck.
Though, http://www.redstate.com/diaries/brad_smith/2008/oct/16/time-to-get-real-and-save-the-senate/#c58274 and the comment following it are pretty awesome together.
JadedDIssonance: Here’s a terrific comment from Red State: “Lastly, I have commited to spending an hour in prayer each day for this election. I suggest others do the same. We had divine intervention in 2000, we can have it again.”
Pray for WALNUTS! It worked for Chimpy in 2000!
iwillsavethispatient: your avatar gives you away.
V572625694: druranium: Praying for rain really worked earlier…IT HURRICAINED THEIR ASSES!
JadedDIssonance: Hakka? Isn’t that a Chinese tribal group, and a type of noodle? Oh I see, you mean ‘haka’ but can’t spell it. Mmm, impressive general knowledge!
JadedDIssonance: You lose that bet with me, my friend.
Speaking of bets, anyone in Ireland who bet that Obama was going to win the election got their winnings TODAY. Yes, Ireland’s top gambling outfit today announced that they weren’t going to wait to pay out until people actually voted. They conceded that it’s a certainty.
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2008/1016/breaking51.html
Whilst we’re linking to the Times - Bears in Idaho wear gloves! Warning: Contains Country Music.
Oh, and if anyone was wondering, here’s a Haka for you all. Bizarrely enough, I actually saw one done at a Luau in Maui.
Mr. Met is in the tank.
iwillsavethispatient:
Here’s what Dubya did those All-Black pussies.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushsuckerpunch.htm
By the way, the above was still the best performance by someone in a Mets jersey since August.
Um, yeah, OK. That must have been the same year the Brazilian national soccer team lost 8-nil in their match against the Vassar B-team.
grevillea: Impressive googling!
I don’t get why you’re linking the Conan phrase to the same exact video.
pepe: Jim the Blogger was up late last night covering the debates between McMonster and the other guy (name?) for us on Wonkette . . . so if he mislinks a bit or whatever tonight, you can let it go, maybe. Mmmkay?
magoo’s speech at al smith dinner on msnbc right now is the best speech he has given in many years
I actually saw that last night but just figured it was something Hannity made Colmes do.
wheelie: GOD! Why do you have to be so nice.
What is this thing on MSNBC.
tunamelt: Because I just watched John McCain and he was funny. And now Barack Obama is funny, and I wonder if I’m just still drunk from last night.
wheelie: Of course, but if there is a related Conan video, I wants to see it.
Can I just say that I wish I was as wealthy as Joe the Plumber? He pulled in a whopping forty large ones in 2006! If I were that rich, I’d surely be in the tank for McCain, too.
Greta Van is the poster girl for the wonders of plastic surgery. She used to look a lot like Mrs. Met.
Todd Palin is unbelievable. Read the latest at The Lemon Report. lemonreport.blogspot.com
tunamelt: I wish Obie hadn’t closed like he did, but McC *was* surprisingly funny. Not to say I didn’t want to strangle him when he brought up Joe the Living Prop for the fuckzillionth time.
Holy fucking dog shit in heaven, it’s Ernst Blofeld!!!
gliberal: Dr. 90210 must have cut a nerve in her lip. My husband always asks if she had a stroke because she can barely move her mouth. I’d LOVE to see her try to eat an apple.
iwillsavethispatient:
So haka is some kind of gay, gangbanging forplay?
McPalin KKK Rally Highlight Reel:
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/mccainpalin-supporters-let-their-rac
Decapitated heads are in the tank for Walnuts.
Hillary, McCain and the Mets. This Rothschild lady is going for the loser trifecta.
I thought Walnuts! was not as horrific on Letterman as he was last night, but he still exuded that “I’m trying so hard to be clever and funny” vibe. Rule: if you’re being interviewed by someone waaaaay funnier than you are, don’t try to keep up. Just answer the questions and try to get out alive.
My New Hero…David Letterman grills John McCain on the Late Show!
Is that Lynn Forester De Rothchild actually explaining how Obama’s tax plan will impact billionaires??
JadedDIssonance: I wonder what happens when they all pray that extra hour per day For God to bring them the right leader, and then Barack Obama gets elected. Are they going to thank God for the answer?