7-Eleven Convenience Store Chain Is In The Tank

Candy bar and porno chain 7-Eleven is of course holding an important election poll in which customers purchasing coffee have the option of using a blue cup if they support the Muslim or a red cup if they support Walnuts. Many more blue cups have sold! Why do 7-Eleven customers love terrorism so much? This website also says, "Hail To the Beans!" which is just flat-out funny as shit . [ 7-eleven via Mark Blumenthal ]