MCCAIN STILL GAY FOR JOE THE PLUMBER: At a Walnuts rally today: "We had a good debate last night. I thought I did pretty well, but let's have a little straight talk: the real winner last night was Joe the Plumber." Indeed! Well at least he probably got laid last night. Beyond that? Joe must love having his tax records and (lack of) plumbing licenses scoured by the media, too. He's already been vetted more than Sarah Palin, who proved to be sucky. [The Page ]