Wonkette
Oh thank you Andrew for this fantastic new image, which is every bit as awesome as the scary death’s head rictus that has graced Wonkette’s pages so many times over the past four or five months. Thank you thank you thank you.
JOHN MCCAIN HAS A VERY EXPRESSIVE FACE
Get Used To Seeing This New McCain .Gif All The Time
Read More:
9:51 AM
on Thu October 16 2008
By
Sara K. Smith
10554 Views
And thank you Reuters for this David Lynchian dreamy pic:
http://tinyurl.com/53lz8u
“Wow! Cindy wasn’t kidding. That butt plug feels great.”
Allow me to blow your mind: that .gif is an animated .gif of John McCain’s expression upon first seeing that animated .gif.
Serolf Divad:
A Gordian knot of time and space!
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1008/A_moment_of__what.html#comments
This pic is better Sara.
HENGHHHHHH……FETUSES!!!!
I guess he’d never seen a pole-dancer do anything quite like that before.
Nathalie08: Ha ha yes, but it doesn’t MOVE. Quick somebody animate that shit!
I don’t even think this .gif and that green screen pic are of the same person!HuskyMescan: Oh that’s fantastic!
He’s eye-rolling like a darkie.
Nathalie08: what the HELL is he doing??
Walnuts appreciates Michelle Malkin’s show of support.
My friends, who spiked my Metamucil?
Nathalie08: Don’t blame McCain, he overheard Cindy saying “once you’ve had black, you never go back” and this was his last chance to find out if that is true!
It seriously does not get more Cotton Hill than that…
I think Monica some how got up under the desk hehehehehsnorthehehe
Somebody Blackberryed him a closeup of a vajayjay.
Mini-mal seizure/stroke in 3…2…
…I think Grampys portable defibrillator kicked in during that shot!
I sais it before and I’ll keep saying it: He has a striking resemblance to emperor Palpatine
Meanwhile, Joe the Plumber is coming unglued LIVE right now.
HuskyMescan: Yes, that photo is just too strange.
It is that last split second when the giffed McClainMonster stops rolling its eyes and his eyeballs shift to look almost normal that takes it from the creepy to the grotesquely malformed.
LoL at joe the plumber on msnbc right now. He seems like a asshole.
HuskyMescan: He is thinking, “Can’t take it anymore–I’ve wanted to get up in that for five and a half years!
HuskyMescan:
Beware The Vampyr!!!
Joe the plumber IS an asshole.
I was just thinking that if he did somehow win the election, the guys at Disney who do the animatronic robots for the “Halls of the President” would have an especially easy time of it.
“It looks plastic, kind of twitchy, the smile looks fake and it moves really stiff. Perfect!”
The gif of the black cat jumping out of the bushes and knocking down the pudgy kid would have been good for the debate last night.
Sarah was under the table?
Doglessliberal:
Looks like he’s having an “Uh-oh” in his Wonder Woman underoos.
Is Old Man McCain taking notes with a Sharpie? Either the ol’ eyes aren’t so good or he’s getting high off the fumes.
He looks like he’s just seen a plumber’s crack.
Asshat The Plumber is also a racist cracker moran:
“Neighbors were outside asking them questions and I didn’t think they were asking tough enough questions so I thought I’ll go over there. I’ve always wanted to ask one of these guys a question and really corner them to answer a question for once instead of tap dancing around it. Unfortunately I asked the question and still got a tap dance. He was almost as good as Sammy Davis, Jr.
-Interview with Katie Couric
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but here’s this:
http://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2006/09/just_try_voting_here.html
That made me stop talking mid-phone call. Thank you.
harpy is on
The poor guy really needs to have his meds adjusted.
agitpropster: is this shit for real?
agitpropster: link please.
The ups and downs of Cialis …
Based on his performance in the debates, he should thank Jesus that Obama turned down the 10 town hall meetings. If they had gone off, Grampy would have been spending all his time trying to keep Idaho from going blue.
He’s Black!!!?!!!!1
We needs the precious..
run_said_ran: Beat me to it. It does look like it just kicked in though.
CAPTION: The alien Bug adjusts to his new human form moments after taking over the body of Agent M in a scene from “Men in Black III.”
I wonder if the dude who just named his baby Sarah McCain Palin has seen the gif.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/15/father-secretly-names-bab_n_134772.html
please please someone set this to the Dramatic CHipmunk “dahn-dahn DAAHN” music, and we’ll be all set.
agitpropster: Joe is also a Republican (according to Ben Smith) & the tinfoiled dears at DailyKos are currently searching for his plumber’s license. If he doesn’t have one, looks like Joe will be regretting his 15 minutes.
Robbertjan: magic titty:
It’s about 3:00 minutes into this CBS interview.
“In Kazakhstan, we have a saying, first God, then man, horse, dog, then woman, then rat, and finally the little kratzouli that crawl tik-tik-tik…”
Neon Trotsky: Dangblastit, I intended this for McCain’s views on “women’s” “health” “issues”…
upsidedownpaddle: Johnny is fierce, girl.
Servo: he is not cool enough to have Womder Woman Underoos. In his dreams!
I recognize that face. He has one of those tail propelled wiggling suppository vibrators on a string (heading into deeper territory it would seem).
Sara K. Smith: please don’t let it move. please. it’s just too horrible…
Looks like Grampy just dropped off the grandkids at the pool.
My four-year-old son, looking over my shoulder: “Please make it stop doing that!”
I think this could be said as the final gif in the coffin.
This is exactly what he meant when he said last night, “And That One has his ‘tech savvy’ goons animating every damn gif they can get their fingers on, all to make me look like an old, doddering relic…er….um…did I mention he’s never been south of the U.S. (except when he was born in Kenya and faked his birth certificate)?”
I am your leader … I am your leader … Remember at night, when you are alone in the dark … so very alone … that I am with you …
demtard: You mean like Cpt. Lassard in Police Academy
ManchuCandidate: Wow, I thought nothing could top the picture of Pennywise in the give-me-a-nightmare contest, but well played.
I want that McBlinky put on one of those analog badge thingies we had as kids that move as you rotate them. sooo coool
i’ve been saying all along that the karl rove was drugging mccain, here’s proof! looks like he just some crazy hallucinogenic shit hop up in front of him or something, yeah he’d be great as president, can’t wait!
Intracerebral hemorrhage.