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  1. Serolf Divad

    Allow me to blow your mind: that .gif is an animated .gif of John McCain’s expression upon first seeing that animated .gif.

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    Sara K. Smith

    [re=137007]Nathalie08[/re]: Ha ha yes, but it doesn’t MOVE. Quick somebody animate that shit!

  3. rmontcal

    I don’t even think this .gif and that green screen pic are of the same person![re=137001]HuskyMescan[/re]: Oh that’s fantastic!

  4. azw88

    [re=137007]Nathalie08[/re]: Don’t blame McCain, he overheard Cindy saying “once you’ve had black, you never go back” and this was his last chance to find out if that is true!

  5. donner_froh

    It is that last split second when the giffed McClainMonster stops rolling its eyes and his eyeballs shift to look almost normal that takes it from the creepy to the grotesquely malformed.

  6. donner_froh

    [re=137001]HuskyMescan[/re]: He is thinking, “Can’t take it anymore–I’ve wanted to get up in that for five and a half years!

  7. snig

    I was just thinking that if he did somehow win the election, the guys at Disney who do the animatronic robots for the “Halls of the President” would have an especially easy time of it.
    “It looks plastic, kind of twitchy, the smile looks fake and it moves really stiff. Perfect!”

  8. WadISay

    The gif of the black cat jumping out of the bushes and knocking down the pudgy kid would have been good for the debate last night.

  9. elcapitan

    Is Old Man McCain taking notes with a Sharpie? Either the ol’ eyes aren’t so good or he’s getting high off the fumes.

  10. agitpropster

    Asshat The Plumber is also a racist cracker moran:

    “Neighbors were outside asking them questions and I didn’t think they were asking tough enough questions so I thought I’ll go over there. I’ve always wanted to ask one of these guys a question and really corner them to answer a question for once instead of tap dancing around it. Unfortunately I asked the question and still got a tap dance. He was almost as good as Sammy Davis, Jr.

    -Interview with Katie Couric

  11. Cape Clod

    Based on his performance in the debates, he should thank Jesus that Obama turned down the 10 town hall meetings. If they had gone off, Grampy would have been spending all his time trying to keep Idaho from going blue.

  12. devilboy

    CAPTION: The alien Bug adjusts to his new human form moments after taking over the body of Agent M in a scene from “Men in Black III.”

  13. Norbert

    please please someone set this to the Dramatic CHipmunk “dahn-dahn DAAHN” music, and we’ll be all set.

  14. Texan Bulldoggette

    [re=137043]agitpropster[/re]: Joe is also a Republican (according to Ben Smith) & the tinfoiled dears at DailyKos are currently searching for his plumber’s license. If he doesn’t have one, looks like Joe will be regretting his 15 minutes.

  15. Neon Trotsky

    “In Kazakhstan, we have a saying, first God, then man, horse, dog, then woman, then rat, and finally the little kratzouli that crawl tik-tik-tik…”

  16. Neon Trotsky

    [re=137074]Neon Trotsky[/re]: Dangblastit, I intended this for McCain’s views on “women’s” “health” “issues”…

  17. 2druk2phluq

    I recognize that face. He has one of those tail propelled wiggling suppository vibrators on a string (heading into deeper territory it would seem).

  18. Weeping Jesus

    This is exactly what he meant when he said last night, “And That One has his ‘tech savvy’ goons animating every damn gif they can get their fingers on, all to make me look like an old, doddering relic…er….um…did I mention he’s never been south of the U.S. (except when he was born in Kenya and faked his birth certificate)?”

  19. TeddyS

    I am your leader … I am your leader … Remember at night, when you are alone in the dark … so very alone … that I am with you …

  20. BobLoblawLawBlog

    [re=137002]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Wow, I thought nothing could top the picture of Pennywise in the give-me-a-nightmare contest, but well played.

  21. bitchincamaro

    I want that McBlinky put on one of those analog badge thingies we had as kids that move as you rotate them. sooo coool

  22. heathenish

    i’ve been saying all along that the karl rove was drugging mccain, here’s proof! looks like he just some crazy hallucinogenic shit hop up in front of him or something, yeah he’d be great as president, can’t wait!

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