'Women's health,' what does that even mean?Oh thank you Andrew for this fantastic new image, which is every bit as awesome as the scary death’s head rictus that has graced Wonkette’s pages so many times over the past four or five months. Thank you thank you thank you.

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  1. [re=137007]Nathalie08[/re]: Don’t blame McCain, he overheard Cindy saying “once you’ve had black, you never go back” and this was his last chance to find out if that is true!

  2. It is that last split second when the giffed McClainMonster stops rolling its eyes and his eyeballs shift to look almost normal that takes it from the creepy to the grotesquely malformed.

  3. I was just thinking that if he did somehow win the election, the guys at Disney who do the animatronic robots for the “Halls of the President” would have an especially easy time of it.
    “It looks plastic, kind of twitchy, the smile looks fake and it moves really stiff. Perfect!”

  4. Asshat The Plumber is also a racist cracker moran:

    “Neighbors were outside asking them questions and I didn’t think they were asking tough enough questions so I thought I’ll go over there. I’ve always wanted to ask one of these guys a question and really corner them to answer a question for once instead of tap dancing around it. Unfortunately I asked the question and still got a tap dance. He was almost as good as Sammy Davis, Jr.

    -Interview with Katie Couric

  5. Based on his performance in the debates, he should thank Jesus that Obama turned down the 10 town hall meetings. If they had gone off, Grampy would have been spending all his time trying to keep Idaho from going blue.

  6. [re=137043]agitpropster[/re]: Joe is also a Republican (according to Ben Smith) & the tinfoiled dears at DailyKos are currently searching for his plumber’s license. If he doesn’t have one, looks like Joe will be regretting his 15 minutes.

  7. “In Kazakhstan, we have a saying, first God, then man, horse, dog, then woman, then rat, and finally the little kratzouli that crawl tik-tik-tik…”

  8. I recognize that face. He has one of those tail propelled wiggling suppository vibrators on a string (heading into deeper territory it would seem).

  9. This is exactly what he meant when he said last night, “And That One has his ‘tech savvy’ goons animating every damn gif they can get their fingers on, all to make me look like an old, doddering relic…er….um…did I mention he’s never been south of the U.S. (except when he was born in Kenya and faked his birth certificate)?”

  10. [re=137002]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Wow, I thought nothing could top the picture of Pennywise in the give-me-a-nightmare contest, but well played.

  11. i’ve been saying all along that the karl rove was drugging mccain, here’s proof! looks like he just some crazy hallucinogenic shit hop up in front of him or something, yeah he’d be great as president, can’t wait!

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