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  • HuskyMescan

    And thank you Reuters for this David Lynchian dreamy pic:

    http://tinyurl.com/53lz8u

  • ManchuCandidate

    “Wow! Cindy wasn’t kidding. That butt plug feels great.”

  • Serolf Divad

    Allow me to blow your mind: that .gif is an animated .gif of John McCain’s expression upon first seeing that animated .gif.

  • ManchuCandidate

    [re=137003]Serolf Divad[/re]:
    A Gordian knot of time and space!

  • Nathalie08
  • monty

    HENGHHHHHH……FETUSES!!!!

  • slappypaddy

    I guess he’d never seen a pole-dancer do anything quite like that before.

  • Sara K. Smith

    [re=137007]Nathalie08[/re]: Ha ha yes, but it doesn’t MOVE. Quick somebody animate that shit!

  • rmontcal

    I don’t even think this .gif and that green screen pic are of the same person![re=137001]HuskyMescan[/re]: Oh that’s fantastic!

  • Larry Fine

    He’s eye-rolling like a darkie.

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=137007]Nathalie08[/re]: what the HELL is he doing??

  • Tommy Says Soooo

    Walnuts appreciates Michelle Malkin’s show of support.

  • Meth Lab for Cutie

    My friends, who spiked my Metamucil?

  • azw88

    [re=137007]Nathalie08[/re]: Don’t blame McCain, he overheard Cindy saying “once you’ve had black, you never go back” and this was his last chance to find out if that is true!

  • freakishlystrong

    It seriously does not get more Cotton Hill than that…

  • ihasasad

    I think Monica some how got up under the desk hehehehehsnorthehehe

  • Canuckledragger

    Somebody Blackberryed him a closeup of a vajayjay.

    Mini-mal seizure/stroke in 3…2…

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …I think Grampys portable defibrillator kicked in during that shot!

  • Robbertjan

    I sais it before and I’ll keep saying it: He has a striking resemblance to emperor Palpatine

  • Kwame&#39

    Meanwhile, Joe the Plumber is coming unglued LIVE right now.

  • wheelie

    [re=137001]HuskyMescan[/re]: Yes, that photo is just too strange.

  • donner_froh

    It is that last split second when the giffed McClainMonster stops rolling its eyes and his eyeballs shift to look almost normal that takes it from the creepy to the grotesquely malformed.

  • Worlds End

    LoL at joe the plumber on msnbc right now. He seems like a asshole.

  • donner_froh

    [re=137001]HuskyMescan[/re]: He is thinking, “Can’t take it anymore–I’ve wanted to get up in that for five and a half years!

  • Serolf Divad

    [re=137001]HuskyMescan[/re]:

    Beware The Vampyr!!!

  • teddysalad

    Joe the plumber IS an asshole.

  • snig

    I was just thinking that if he did somehow win the election, the guys at Disney who do the animatronic robots for the “Halls of the President” would have an especially easy time of it.
    “It looks plastic, kind of twitchy, the smile looks fake and it moves really stiff. Perfect!”

  • WadISay

    The gif of the black cat jumping out of the bushes and knocking down the pudgy kid would have been good for the debate last night.

  • demtard

    Sarah was under the table?

  • Servo

    [re=137014]Doglessliberal[/re]:
    Looks like he’s having an “Uh-oh” in his Wonder Woman underoos.

  • elcapitan

    Is Old Man McCain taking notes with a Sharpie? Either the ol’ eyes aren’t so good or he’s getting high off the fumes.

  • BoreExpert

    He looks like he’s just seen a plumber’s crack.

  • agitpropster

    Asshat The Plumber is also a racist cracker moran:

    “Neighbors were outside asking them questions and I didn’t think they were asking tough enough questions so I thought I’ll go over there. I’ve always wanted to ask one of these guys a question and really corner them to answer a question for once instead of tap dancing around it. Unfortunately I asked the question and still got a tap dance. He was almost as good as Sammy Davis, Jr.

    -Interview with Katie Couric

  • magic titty

    Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but here’s this:

    http://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2006/09/just_try_voting_here.html

  • Hairy Reed

    That made me stop talking mid-phone call. Thank you.

  • Worlds End

    harpy is on

  • sarahconnor

    The poor guy really needs to have his meds adjusted.

  • Robbertjan

    [re=137043]agitpropster[/re]: is this shit for real?

  • magic titty

    [re=137043]agitpropster[/re]: link please.

  • run_said_ran

    The ups and downs of Cialis …

  • Cape Clod

    Based on his performance in the debates, he should thank Jesus that Obama turned down the 10 town hall meetings. If they had gone off, Grampy would have been spending all his time trying to keep Idaho from going blue.

  • upsidedownpaddle

    He’s Black!!!?!!!!1

  • Kos

    We needs the precious..

  • magic titty

    [re=137056]run_said_ran[/re]: Beat me to it. It does look like it just kicked in though.

  • devilboy

    CAPTION: The alien Bug adjusts to his new human form moments after taking over the body of Agent M in a scene from “Men in Black III.”

  • Darehead

    I wonder if the dude who just named his baby Sarah McCain Palin has seen the gif.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/15/father-secretly-names-bab_n_134772.html

  • Norbert

    please please someone set this to the Dramatic CHipmunk “dahn-dahn DAAHN” music, and we’ll be all set.

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    [re=137043]agitpropster[/re]: Joe is also a Republican (according to Ben Smith) & the tinfoiled dears at DailyKos are currently searching for his plumber’s license. If he doesn’t have one, looks like Joe will be regretting his 15 minutes.

  • agitpropster

    [re=137050]Robbertjan[/re]: [re=137054]magic titty[/re]:
    It’s about 3:00 minutes into this CBS interview.

  • Neon Trotsky

    “In Kazakhstan, we have a saying, first God, then man, horse, dog, then woman, then rat, and finally the little kratzouli that crawl tik-tik-tik…”

  • Neon Trotsky

    [re=137074]Neon Trotsky[/re]: Dangblastit, I intended this for McCain’s views on “women’s” “health” “issues”…

  • Harvey Birdman

    [re=137061]upsidedownpaddle[/re]: Johnny is fierce, girl.

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=137039]Servo[/re]: he is not cool enough to have Womder Woman Underoos. In his dreams!

  • 2druk2phluq

    I recognize that face. He has one of those tail propelled wiggling suppository vibrators on a string (heading into deeper territory it would seem).

  • LuckyJim

    [re=137010]Sara K. Smith[/re]: please don’t let it move. please. it’s just too horrible…

  • NoWireHangers

    Looks like Grampy just dropped off the grandkids at the pool.

  • More Dirt Please

    My four-year-old son, looking over my shoulder: “Please make it stop doing that!”

  • Hooray For Anything

    I think this could be said as the final gif in the coffin.

  • Weeping Jesus

    This is exactly what he meant when he said last night, “And That One has his ‘tech savvy’ goons animating every damn gif they can get their fingers on, all to make me look like an old, doddering relic…er….um…did I mention he’s never been south of the U.S. (except when he was born in Kenya and faked his birth certificate)?”

  • TeddyS

    I am your leader … I am your leader … Remember at night, when you are alone in the dark … so very alone … that I am with you …

  • azw88

    [re=137037]demtard[/re]: You mean like Cpt. Lassard in Police Academy

  • BobLoblawLawBlog

    [re=137002]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Wow, I thought nothing could top the picture of Pennywise in the give-me-a-nightmare contest, but well played.

  • bitchincamaro

    I want that McBlinky put on one of those analog badge thingies we had as kids that move as you rotate them. sooo coool

  • heathenish

    i’ve been saying all along that the karl rove was drugging mccain, here’s proof! looks like he just some crazy hallucinogenic shit hop up in front of him or something, yeah he’d be great as president, can’t wait!

  • Bathroom Goblin

    Intracerebral hemorrhage.