JOHN MCCAIN HAS A VERY EXPRESSIVE FACE  9:51 am October 16, 2008

Get Used To Seeing This New McCain .Gif All The Time

by Sara K. Smith

'Women's health,' what does that even mean?Oh thank you Andrew for this fantastic new image, which is every bit as awesome as the scary death’s head rictus that has graced Wonkette’s pages so many times over the past four or five months. Thank you thank you thank you.

 

Hola wonkerados.

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HuskyMescan October 16, 2008 at 9:54 am

And thank you Reuters for this David Lynchian dreamy pic:

http://tinyurl.com/53lz8u

ManchuCandidate October 16, 2008 at 9:54 am

“Wow! Cindy wasn’t kidding. That butt plug feels great.”

Serolf Divad October 16, 2008 at 9:54 am

Allow me to blow your mind: that .gif is an animated .gif of John McCain’s expression upon first seeing that animated .gif.

ManchuCandidate October 16, 2008 at 9:56 am

[re=137003]Serolf Divad[/re]:
A Gordian knot of time and space!

Nathalie08 October 16, 2008 at 9:56 am
monty October 16, 2008 at 9:56 am

HENGHHHHHH……FETUSES!!!!

slappypaddy October 16, 2008 at 9:57 am

I guess he’d never seen a pole-dancer do anything quite like that before.

Sara K. Smith October 16, 2008 at 9:57 am

[re=137007]Nathalie08[/re]: Ha ha yes, but it doesn’t MOVE. Quick somebody animate that shit!

rmontcal October 16, 2008 at 9:57 am

I don’t even think this .gif and that green screen pic are of the same person![re=137001]HuskyMescan[/re]: Oh that’s fantastic!

Larry Fine October 16, 2008 at 9:58 am

He’s eye-rolling like a darkie.

Doglessliberal October 16, 2008 at 9:58 am

[re=137007]Nathalie08[/re]: what the HELL is he doing??

Tommy Says Soooo October 16, 2008 at 10:00 am

Walnuts appreciates Michelle Malkin’s show of support.

Meth Lab for Cutie October 16, 2008 at 10:00 am

My friends, who spiked my Metamucil?

azw88 October 16, 2008 at 10:00 am

[re=137007]Nathalie08[/re]: Don’t blame McCain, he overheard Cindy saying “once you’ve had black, you never go back” and this was his last chance to find out if that is true!

freakishlystrong October 16, 2008 at 10:01 am

It seriously does not get more Cotton Hill than that…

ihasasad October 16, 2008 at 10:01 am

I think Monica some how got up under the desk hehehehehsnorthehehe

Canuckledragger October 16, 2008 at 10:02 am

Somebody Blackberryed him a closeup of a vajayjay.

Mini-mal seizure/stroke in 3…2…

AngryBlakGuy October 16, 2008 at 10:03 am

…I think Grampys portable defibrillator kicked in during that shot!

Robbertjan October 16, 2008 at 10:03 am

I sais it before and I’ll keep saying it: He has a striking resemblance to emperor Palpatine

Kwame' October 16, 2008 at 10:05 am

Meanwhile, Joe the Plumber is coming unglued LIVE right now.

wheelie October 16, 2008 at 10:06 am

[re=137001]HuskyMescan[/re]: Yes, that photo is just too strange.

donner_froh October 16, 2008 at 10:07 am

It is that last split second when the giffed McClainMonster stops rolling its eyes and his eyeballs shift to look almost normal that takes it from the creepy to the grotesquely malformed.

Worlds End October 16, 2008 at 10:08 am

LoL at joe the plumber on msnbc right now. He seems like a asshole.

donner_froh October 16, 2008 at 10:09 am

[re=137001]HuskyMescan[/re]: He is thinking, “Can’t take it anymore–I’ve wanted to get up in that for five and a half years!

Serolf Divad October 16, 2008 at 10:09 am

[re=137001]HuskyMescan[/re]:

Beware The Vampyr!!!

teddysalad October 16, 2008 at 10:11 am

Joe the plumber IS an asshole.

snig October 16, 2008 at 10:12 am

I was just thinking that if he did somehow win the election, the guys at Disney who do the animatronic robots for the “Halls of the President” would have an especially easy time of it.
“It looks plastic, kind of twitchy, the smile looks fake and it moves really stiff. Perfect!”

WadISay October 16, 2008 at 10:12 am

The gif of the black cat jumping out of the bushes and knocking down the pudgy kid would have been good for the debate last night.

demtard October 16, 2008 at 10:13 am

Sarah was under the table?

Servo October 16, 2008 at 10:14 am

[re=137014]Doglessliberal[/re]:
Looks like he’s having an “Uh-oh” in his Wonder Woman underoos.

elcapitan October 16, 2008 at 10:14 am

Is Old Man McCain taking notes with a Sharpie? Either the ol’ eyes aren’t so good or he’s getting high off the fumes.

BoreExpert October 16, 2008 at 10:14 am

He looks like he’s just seen a plumber’s crack.

agitpropster October 16, 2008 at 10:15 am

Asshat The Plumber is also a racist cracker moran:

“Neighbors were outside asking them questions and I didn’t think they were asking tough enough questions so I thought I’ll go over there. I’ve always wanted to ask one of these guys a question and really corner them to answer a question for once instead of tap dancing around it. Unfortunately I asked the question and still got a tap dance. He was almost as good as Sammy Davis, Jr.

-Interview with Katie Couric

magic titty October 16, 2008 at 10:15 am

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but here’s this:

http://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2006/09/just_try_voting_here.html

Hairy Reed October 16, 2008 at 10:15 am

That made me stop talking mid-phone call. Thank you.

Worlds End October 16, 2008 at 10:19 am

harpy is on

sarahconnor October 16, 2008 at 10:20 am

The poor guy really needs to have his meds adjusted.

Robbertjan October 16, 2008 at 10:20 am

[re=137043]agitpropster[/re]: is this shit for real?

magic titty October 16, 2008 at 10:22 am

[re=137043]agitpropster[/re]: link please.

run_said_ran October 16, 2008 at 10:23 am

The ups and downs of Cialis …

Cape Clod October 16, 2008 at 10:25 am

Based on his performance in the debates, he should thank Jesus that Obama turned down the 10 town hall meetings. If they had gone off, Grampy would have been spending all his time trying to keep Idaho from going blue.

upsidedownpaddle October 16, 2008 at 10:28 am

He’s Black!!!?!!!!1

Kos October 16, 2008 at 10:30 am

We needs the precious..

magic titty October 16, 2008 at 10:32 am

[re=137056]run_said_ran[/re]: Beat me to it. It does look like it just kicked in though.

devilboy October 16, 2008 at 10:35 am

CAPTION: The alien Bug adjusts to his new human form moments after taking over the body of Agent M in a scene from “Men in Black III.”

Darehead October 16, 2008 at 10:37 am

I wonder if the dude who just named his baby Sarah McCain Palin has seen the gif.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/15/father-secretly-names-bab_n_134772.html

Norbert October 16, 2008 at 10:37 am

please please someone set this to the Dramatic CHipmunk “dahn-dahn DAAHN” music, and we’ll be all set.

Texan Bulldoggette October 16, 2008 at 10:38 am

[re=137043]agitpropster[/re]: Joe is also a Republican (according to Ben Smith) & the tinfoiled dears at DailyKos are currently searching for his plumber’s license. If he doesn’t have one, looks like Joe will be regretting his 15 minutes.

agitpropster October 16, 2008 at 10:40 am

[re=137050]Robbertjan[/re]: [re=137054]magic titty[/re]:
It’s about 3:00 minutes into this CBS interview.

Neon Trotsky October 16, 2008 at 10:42 am

“In Kazakhstan, we have a saying, first God, then man, horse, dog, then woman, then rat, and finally the little kratzouli that crawl tik-tik-tik…”

Neon Trotsky October 16, 2008 at 10:45 am

[re=137074]Neon Trotsky[/re]: Dangblastit, I intended this for McCain’s views on “women’s” “health” “issues”…

Harvey Birdman October 16, 2008 at 10:50 am

[re=137061]upsidedownpaddle[/re]: Johnny is fierce, girl.

Doglessliberal October 16, 2008 at 11:05 am

[re=137039]Servo[/re]: he is not cool enough to have Womder Woman Underoos. In his dreams!

2druk2phluq October 16, 2008 at 11:26 am

I recognize that face. He has one of those tail propelled wiggling suppository vibrators on a string (heading into deeper territory it would seem).

LuckyJim October 16, 2008 at 11:33 am

[re=137010]Sara K. Smith[/re]: please don’t let it move. please. it’s just too horrible…

NoWireHangers October 16, 2008 at 11:34 am

Looks like Grampy just dropped off the grandkids at the pool.

More Dirt Please October 16, 2008 at 11:40 am

My four-year-old son, looking over my shoulder: “Please make it stop doing that!”

Hooray For Anything October 16, 2008 at 11:59 am

I think this could be said as the final gif in the coffin.

Weeping Jesus October 16, 2008 at 1:03 pm

This is exactly what he meant when he said last night, “And That One has his ‘tech savvy’ goons animating every damn gif they can get their fingers on, all to make me look like an old, doddering relic…er….um…did I mention he’s never been south of the U.S. (except when he was born in Kenya and faked his birth certificate)?”

TeddyS October 16, 2008 at 1:04 pm

I am your leader … I am your leader … Remember at night, when you are alone in the dark … so very alone … that I am with you …

azw88 October 16, 2008 at 2:31 pm

[re=137037]demtard[/re]: You mean like Cpt. Lassard in Police Academy

BobLoblawLawBlog October 16, 2008 at 3:01 pm

[re=137002]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Wow, I thought nothing could top the picture of Pennywise in the give-me-a-nightmare contest, but well played.

bitchincamaro October 16, 2008 at 3:59 pm

I want that McBlinky put on one of those analog badge thingies we had as kids that move as you rotate them. sooo coool

heathenish October 16, 2008 at 4:41 pm

i’ve been saying all along that the karl rove was drugging mccain, here’s proof! looks like he just some crazy hallucinogenic shit hop up in front of him or something, yeah he’d be great as president, can’t wait!

Bathroom Goblin October 16, 2008 at 7:54 pm

Intracerebral hemorrhage.

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