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So uh how did that whole deal go? Let’s go the the twelve dozen pundits gathered around a table in the CNN dungeon and see what they have to say, while Ken Layne eagerly watches the CSPAN to see if John McCain flees the stage immediately (again).
9:36 PM — So we all liked the part where they argued about Bill Ayers, right? Yeah, that part ruled. Bill Bennett is such a fat sack of shit.
9:37 PM — Castellanos: On the offense on big spending, taxes, Joe the Plumber. Jesus, when did “professorial” become such a term of derision?
9:38 PM — Ugh, all these bickering jackasses. Let’s go over to MSNBC.
9:40 PM — Ooh looky it’s Andrea Mitchell in a Star Trek uniform! And somebody holds up a huge poster behind her suggesting maybe Jackie Chan should be our president. And a guy named “Ed.”
9:42 PM — Well, that was fun, go read Ken now, thank you, good night.
I’d like to be the first to give a shout out to Joe the Plumber!!
Oh, and I was drunk about 1/2 hour in - Woo Hoo!
McCain won the first part, then went nuts on the Ayres stuff, and lost on healthcare, etc.
The partisans are happy with their guys. Independents make the decisions. I suspect nothing they heard changed their minds and if the know the difference between Downs and autism, well, then…
lets dissect that stare..
OMG, the undecided voters on CBS are all afflicted with Down Syndrome. Or autism.
Can we all pour out a little liquor for Trig Palin, please. Not only does he have Downs but he was diagnosed with Autism tonight.
Do we get miniature American flags now?
I’m Joe The Plumber…and I depproved this abate.
Hussein = brainy = loser
McHero = aggressive = stud
Pundit consensus is that Walnuts will be the greatest President of Joe the Plumber ever.
A navy vet went off on mcCain on CSPAN about the LIBERTY incident…..
Re: picture with article-
Dear God, McCain’s arming prairie dogs now?!
Strict constructionist….. no legislating from the bench.. say goodbye to Brown v Board fo Ed.
Separate but Equal is making a COMEBACK!!
Dr. Zoidberg: Recruiters lowered the requirements again. If you can fire a weapon, you’re in. Double plus good is you can store ammo in your cheeks.
sanantonerose: So…Walnuts can re-up!
I’m so happy to hear that plumbers are making over a quarter-million dollars a year now, so are somehow threatened byt Obama’s taxes.
If they don’t want to help support this country, they should just move to Russia.
In the meantime, I am tearing out all of my plumbing.
Dr. Zoidberg: I hope he arms wolves, too, so they can shoot back at Tawd.
Nuclear power plants on Navy ships! Who knew! And why aren’t they providing more light to our coastal urban centers?
Man, I so want some brave soldier coming back home after like a 19th tour of duty in Iraq to skip all that dopey teacher testing shit so s/he can waste no time taking charge of my kid’s Physics education.
Jeeziss, I really need to drink more heavily. I was so busy doing Danny Thomas Spit-Takes over Joe the Plumber that I never got the shots down. How do you veterans manage it?
Dr. Zoidberg: Hey. They know their deserts. Probably a smart move.
Rick Davis talking about mcCain adopting a kid… hey asshat, McCain had no choice, his wife adopted a kid from a foreign country…. why wouldn’t the ‘buy’ American???
Plumbing and electricity are so overrated.
Weeping Jesus: Are you kidding!?
I now realize that I should have married a plumber instead of a mere impecunious college professor.
Tonight, we are all plumbers.
9:38 PM, right withya. I like CNN for the squiggly lines, but the aftermath with that ridiculous thanksgiving table from hell where everyone has their stupid laptops open to look like they are working…
themightysea: You know they were all reading Wonkette!
Dr. Zoidberg: When Barack takes away your rocket launchers, only prairie dogs have rocket launchers.
OzoneTom: I was thinking along those lines too. Taxes support the troops better than those spiffy car magnets. Why does Grover Norquist hate our troops?
snig: “Freedom isn’t free”