Well hey people, this is the last liveblog of a debate — the number is actually 50, no joke — in this election season. This has been a complete abortion of time. Ours, yours, God’s, ACORN’s. Remember Mike Gravel yelling at Joe Biden and really everyone else in that debate last April, which was 40 years ago? Well, that was actually in this SAME ELECTION CYCLE, and now it’s over forever because of the Economy, here’s a send-off into the hobo space jungle. And now we wait for the day…
10:00 — McCain’s health plan: make less fatties.
10:01 — HAHAHAHHA here comes Joe the Cummer again, John McCain wants to help Joe the Cummer have more employees, for cumming.
10:01 — Oh wow, Barack Obama says Joe the Cummer will have to pay ZERO in penalties if he doesn’t offer his employees health care. McCain stares at him like, “ZERO DOLLARS, HENNGHHHH?” And Obama says yes, because my plan excludes penalties on small businesses, such as professional cumming.
10:03 — McCain: “Hey Joe, you’re rich, HENNGHH, congrats, now Black Beauty over here wants to, uh, spread your wealth around, HENNGHH?” Has John McCain ever heard of a progressive tax system, which is what we have and what everyone has? Maybe everyone should pay zero taxes! Then we can just, uh, save America that way, with the no tax thing. HENNGHHHH?
10:05 — Joe the Cummer is cumming so much now, with all the attention he’s getting! His name is Rich Lowry, and he is the plumber of the toilet that is the National Review.
10:08 — Look everyone, it’s Joe the Plumber, we found him on a porn site for donkeys:
10:09 — John McCain would hire LITERALLY FUCKING ANYONE to the Supreme Court, no Litmus Tests for liberals, but he wouldn’t, uh… maybe… eh… well it’s a tough question… carry the zero… he would half-nominate someone who may have supported Roe v. Wade ever or never.
10:11 — Joe the Plumber, we found his website — traffic must be SKYROCKETING.
10:12 — McCain was born as a failed abortion, McCain says about himself. Would’ve worked better nowadays, but back then abortions were done with onions and a lot of them failed.
10:13 — Obama voted present for killing babies and such, why would he do that?
10:14 — Obama: When I voted present that was really a SECRET MAGICAL UNICORN VOTE for actual global peace and happiness, so fuck you Senator McCain.
10:15 — McCain: When the black talks about provisions for “saving the mother’s life” for opposing abortion bans, he doesn’t understand that all women are dumb sluts.
10:16 — LAST QUESTION OMG we’re so early no?
10:18 — It is about education. Eh. Higher education. Obama talks about his thing to give college kids money if they put Country First. Screw college. More people have college degrees now than ever, and look how that’s worked out. Our biggest achievement in the last ten years has been credit default swaps.
10:20 — McCain wants to BUS THE BLACKS into white neighborhoods with their fancy gay vouchers! Now who does that help? Hitler. It helps Adolf Hitler.
10:22 — Fixy the educations, fixy fixy fixy. What does Joe the Plumber want to do about want to do about vouchers? He doesn’t want to pay the Obama “Money Tax,” alright!
10:24 — McCain explains how vouchers helped the Washington D.C. school system. You remember that, and how it fucking was worthless saved America, don’t you Senator Obama?
10:25 — Obama says no vouchers bitch.
10:26 — McCain: “You listening to this idiot, HENNGHH?”
10:27 — Important Closing Statements. McCain spits his poo first.
10:28 — McCain: We have to fix all of this country’s problem. I recommend Joe the Plumber to fix them, we’ll write up a contract. But My Friends, Joe the Cummer, Plumber, needs a new caulk gun for his cumming. And he can’t do that with the Obama Money Tax. Fuck all this shit. Bye.
10:30 — Obama: We have to invest, baby, invest. Invest in money. Invest in the various taxes. It’s not going to be easy. Now watch me slam-jam this trash can on old Schieffer’s head. [Does so]. Look, look at how stupid Schieffer looks now. Bye.
10:31 — Bob Schieffer tells everyone that his mom is making him vote.
10:32 — McCain tells Obama “good job.” Meh. This is over. Bye kids!
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Okay, here’s my bet. McCain left too early at the last debate and Obama stayed FOREVER shaking hands. Tonight, McCain will stay as long as it takes…. the janitor will have to throw him out.
Bravo wonkette, the site hasn’t crashed.
I hate Joe the Plumber.
way to have an actual plan, hopie!
“Joe The Plumber” DRINK!!!
first post?
McCain is totally getting pwned on health care.
Older, less healthy people… Like this old fucker next to me!!!
http://www.joetheplumber.com/ — this guy’s business is gonna pick up HUGE tomorrow!
Wait….last debate live blog? WHAT ABOUT THOSE TOWN HALLS BARRY PROMISED!
John McCain is crying because Barry dumped him.
I AM GOING INSANE BARRY AND WALNUTS HAVE SAID THE SAME THINGS LIKE 10 TIMES AND I AM LOSING MY FRAIL MIND.
I’m going out in the yard, collect somr acorns, and smash them up into little pieces. I’m gonna grind and mash those acorns good.
Get off my lawn!
what is up with the heavy breathing?
Joey joe-joe jr. shabadoo is rich!
FUCK Joe the Plumber!!!!
Yes, the last I heard, 12-5=7. Let’s go out and shake the money tree for the extra.
Joe the plumber, I hate you.
You’re rich. I am drinking.
…god, how many fukking times is he going to say “Joe”?!?!
Wonkette Editors,
Thank you so much for all your liveblogs. I love you all and I want to marry you, and it’s not because I’m drunk, seriously, we could go to Reno right now and get it done.
But really, thanks. You rule.
xx
Good night and truck nutz.
a fine?
Have you noticed that the women consistently rate Obama much higher than the men…
Ohio women are in the tank for some dark meat!
way to mock joe, mccain.
Is it just me, or is McCain totally incoherent on health care?
Joe the Plumber will be the first plumber to make over $250,000 a year since the Mario Brothers.
John, you don’t even listen. And everyone knows what a radical Joe the Plumber was in the ’60s. Sucker.
For the love of God, stop talking to your fake rhetorical plumberman!!!!
Gold plated Cadillac? This isn’t about blacks McCain!
Senator Government!
…”transplants” are considered a luxury?!
McCain’s talking about Barry THE PIMP!
[re=136104]J05H[/re]: yeh
Did McCain just say I have to go across America for my botox?
SENATOR GOVERNMENT~!
Yeah, Joe. Get off your lazy ass and fix the health care problem.
AND AGAIN, GRAMPS. 12-5=7. The AVERAGE cost is 12k, or were you listening?
I don’t want to do the job. I just want to plumb.
yeah! Why should Obama decide if you as an employee should have basic needs such as healthcare met?
Jesus christ on the cross, stop talking about the damn plumber…
Senator Governemntnt sen joe sen uh
Plumber Joe is rich now! So McCain is admitting he doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone else (and still clearly doesn’t know that health insurance is actually expensive).
Women in Ohio do not like McCain.
On the other hand, they’ll leave their husbands for Barry.
Say it ain’t so, Joe!
Joe is very very rich on paper!!
People just not buying McCain very much (CNN lifeline says McCain died 10 minutes ago…. Not even Dr. House could save oldfart McCain
I hereby nominate Joe The Plumber to SCOTUS.
Palin/Joe the Plumber ’12
Why doesn’t McCain point out that Obama has associated with his own mother, a known miscegenist?
$5800?
McCain wants state to kill babies.
Know what is lame? The conversation between Obama and this “Joe the Plumber” was actually very reasonable, intelligent, and civilized. And now McCain is ruining it, of course.
FTW? Senator Government!
The Democrats have been in charge of the world for the last like 4 seconds and therefore are responsible for Bush’s government expansions. Joe the Plumber meanwhile will host the final debate between Senator Government and Senator Mc-in-the-Tank-for-Joe in a town hall in Columbia with free drugs for everyone!
The libruls – don’t trust ‘em! They’ll give you a healthcare plan that only covers green-tea enemas and acupuncture!
I predict maverick being said now!
OH NOES TERRISTZ IN DE SENATE!
Plumbers in my town make like $95.00 an hour…do these guys have a clue?
JOE DA PLUMMAH! JOE DA PLUMMAH! GETCHA JOE DA PLUMMAH T-SHIRT RIGHT HEAH!
YA KNOWS HIM! YA LUVS HIM! JOE DA PLUMMAH!
“lasers”
[re=136151]captainjuice[/re]: WIN.
did he just say idiotlogical?
Who is Joe?
Am I Joe?
Are you?
… must I… kill Joe? Or make love with Joe?
McCain: “The Senate was about to blow up” – its still about Ayers, isn’t it.
Couple of years ago when the Senate was about to blow up – that was 9/11/2001??? Right??
He Could Also Be:
http://www.joetheplumber.com
Amarillo, Texas
McCain: Crappy health care for everybody. No Cadillacs except for Koreans.
MCCAIN WILL HIRE FOREIGNERS TO THE AMERICAN SUPREME COURT! HE SAID IT!
Thank you for reminding us that elections have consequences. You Ohio squiggley fuckers listening? Didn’t think so.
I feel like one of his fellow prisoners!!!!
how do you litmus test a abortion?
What’s bush’s take on roe. v. wade? He didn’t care how people got out of new orleans…
“Legislate from the bench” = “Litmus Test” = Sean Hannity sporting a chubby.
Abortion…. No litmus test
He thought Roe V Wade was a bad decision????/ I thought he was in the Hanoi Hilton….
Strict adherence to the Constitution and not legislate from the bench.. FUCK YOU BALCK PEOPLE… NO MORE Brown v Board of Education…. Return to Pleussy v Furgeson!!!
idiot logical standards = “the judges and the elections have a effect, in the elections” get the best judges in the world” in the country” litmus test gahhhhhhhhhhh
Who would Joe the Plumber want to be on SCOTUS?
yah – get CON LAW on his ass, barry!
ABortions for everyone!
[re=136226]J05H[/re]: good point.
McMcMc has bird-eyes.
Yeah, the Constitution? That thing Bush has tried to destroy. Remember that, McNuts?
[re=136173]JoethePlumber[/re]: Joe get the FUCK out of the debate!
hahaha
Joe the Plumber on SCOTUS?
I wonder if Ms. Dowd would like to play Joe The Plumber with me?
Lily Ledbetter?
this is fuckin weird. Why are all the REpubs loving Obama’s abortion stance?
This Joe dude is now the most famous fucking plumber since Mario & Luigi.
go hopey on the Ledbetter case!!!!
Lily Ledbetter is the new Joe The Plumber.
megan mccain is off somewhere cutting.
I will marry Joe the Plumber, and then we’ll be adopted by Hopey and live off the proceeds from abortion clinics funded by NAFTA and run by Ayers!
Hello, My name is Joe Plumber and I have no employees. I work by myself, like most plumbers. So WTF are you talking about?
Bob Schiefer: best moderator of any of the debates.
I really am starting to dislike McCain…
Here’s where I disagree w/abortion: Why pad the wallets of those abortiontologists when it’s cheaper to buy a dyson, an osterizer, and an icepick?
thank you barry! i want a right to choose, not some fucking old guy telling me what i can and cannot do
oooh play for teh Hillary bitterz, Hopey!!
he called him sarabama?
WTF?
Joe the plummer for prez!
We’re all Lilly Ledbetters tonight.
Are we still on Joe the fucking plumber? Does he not understand that plumbers rob homeowners blind, and that anyone who has ever called one wishes ill upon them? So yes, fuck you John McCain and your terrorist plumber friend and I hope Barry takes all of his money.
hopey = cary grant
walnuts = jerry lewis/spencer tracy combo
Way to warp it numbnuts…that bill claimed that any bay the could breate is live…live != viable.
McCain doesn’t know how someone would vote present??
yeah its obvious Mccain has never been presented with a plumbers bill in the last decade.
[re=136210]Q2[/re]: I make that, too.
Then again, I’m a prostitute.
He knows how to change culture!
Why are the men in Ohio so against abortion?
‘We have to change the culture of America’ – Senator McCain, why do you hate America?
Please, Walnuts, say “compassion” as much as possible. It reminds me of the glory days of 2000.
I wonder, who’d be who is the roles were reversed and it was Barack’s whose wife who stealed drugs (only the good ones, mind you) and it was B.O. who graduated fifth from the bottom of his class at the navel academy…*hic*
Screw joe the plumber….Americans need to get off of their ass, go down to Costco, and buy some damn Draino.
McCain is a troll
back to the I AM PRO LIFE…. here comes the Partial birth abortion, and next will be PALIN’s Math kid
McCain’s facial expressions…. what the FUCK!
Yay! Partial birth abortions for everyone!
Yes, there IS common ground – and stop calling me Shirley.
McCain is FUMING.
JUST SAY NO!!!
Why won’t you let Lily Ledebetter and Joe The Plumber have their abortive same-sex marriage officiated by Hugo Chavez with free drugs for everyone?!
I loves me my Senator Government (D-IL)
I really hope to hell that no one votes for prez on abortion views…on the scheme of things, it’s the least of our phucking concerns.
McCain’s about to say Obama supports sex ed for preschoolers
“Health of the Mother” in quotes you fuck!!!
This debate is a partial birth abortion. Barack is stomping him like I have never seen.
Did McCain just blow his nose?
Adoption Option, what’s your function?
I’m pro-abortion…too many babies. Please, breeders, just stop it.
“lasers” of the mothers
Whoa. Sexuality is sacred? Do it Jesus style? Missionary position? Or am I drunK?
Dreams of Joe the Plumber’s ass crack are making Walnuts lose it further. Watching this is like watching some beautiful slow-motion train wreck, on ecstasy.
someone give mccain a sudafed. he’s purposefully sniffling to defeat barack.
I oppose Cavalier activity, but then again I’m Cromwellian.
Hardy har. Cavalier sex. A DIRECT shot at Palin (Bristol, not Sarah).
McCain is like the crazy limo driver I get at Newark Airport!
Is Hopey hinting Bristol Palin engaged in “cavalier activities”?
Thanks for the heads up Sara.
McCain sounds passionate about this abortion thing. And yet he tells us that he couldn’t imagine a litmus test. Makes ya wonder.
Dumbnuts, pro choice != pro abortion…it’s not like people are getting recreational abortions for fun
Shit, “health of women” is extremism. Fuck, I don’t even know what to do with that.
How dare Obama be for the health of the mother? FUCK her!
adopt me john!!!!!
I didn’t know that there was an extreme pro-abortion group in this country. Would that be people like me, who believe in a woman’s right to chose? WE ARE SO FUCKING CRAZY, we radical pro-abortionists.
what if Joe The Plumber rapes his infant daughter?
99.9% of plumbing problems are caused by the unborn.
hehheh listen to that eloquence….”health has been stretched by abortionists to mean breathing…really hehehheheh”
That barry, he’s got a silver tongue.
What does Joe the freakin’ Plumber think about education?
Education: Why doesn’t Palin’s family ever finish high school?
“The extreme pro-abortion position..Health’”
Yeah health is definitely one of those eloquent words we can’t trust, Walnuts.
me n stop smiling are gonna engage in some cavalier activity, adopt late term abortion columbian babies and raise them as plumbers.
Yeah, McCain and Cindy are so proud of their adopted little brown baby that she’s never seen on stage, especially at the racist rallies they’re so proud of.
It’s because AMERICA HAS THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE!!!
The implications of this are…
…oh, is that tapioca?
Your hooker trollop wife sprung that kid on you – don’t act all sanctimonious about being an adoptive parent.
John will take care of all extra babies.
Subtle jab at Willow or Stick or Algebra or whatever that Palin girl is named there Barry.
One implication is that every one of those coutries have SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE.
We don’t need education, we have guns!
“I intend to import all our mathematicians and scientists from India.”
[re=136284]Texas2Step[/re]: He’s gonna blow!
I know I know!
Privatise all schools!
Don’t let poor people go to school!
Poor = Stoopid!
Hooray!!
mCain adopted a kid from another country…. why does JohnnyMac hate American orphans??
My wife is a woman. I like her health.
Dammit, now when I refresh the page I have to look at Joe’s plumber crack. Damn You Wonkette!!! :waves fist:
Education is SO elitist.
He was in the Potomac, ….but where did Carl Rovey wade?
[re=136256]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: What, only now are you starting to dislike Grampa McCain?
Where have you been? In a cave, on Mars?
If the schools weren’t so shitty, Joe could have gotten a job with benefits.
Ohians don’t like college much.
$60K was my college coke bill, nevermind tuition…
Army of Teachers – I loved their first EP.
I wish….stupid $250k+ in loans for college…
am i the only one who heard mccain stort and huff like a raging bull into his mic?
Joe the Plumber must die.
[re=136323]prison rodeo[/re]: New Rule: only one tapioca reference per debate.
I do hate to say it, but this debate wasn’t bad. Mostly because Shieffer wasn’t channelling the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland with a stop watch up his butt. And, he didn’t have the flu/surgery or a broken ankle like the PBS dynamic duo. Hat’s off to Schieffer. He should take over the CBS Evening News from whatshername.
Q. Whats the difference between Sarah Palin’s vagina and her mouth?
A. Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.
[re=136279]Eastcoast Elitist[/re]: I thought that he was a Garden Gnome.
My Dungeons and Dragons co-workers tell me that there is a difference.
Education—yeah, right, check out Texas 8 years ago—Thnx W!!! This will f*** up the US for YEARS to come!! Yahoo!!
Plumbing school costs 50k per semester, y’all.
Our Education is substandard? Why does the Moderator hate America? He surely does not believe in “American Exceptionalism.”
I’m adopted and it makes me cringe every time I hear that rap about adoption. Talk about a sick institution. . .
Wow… Obama NAILING the Education!
And McCain… not so much…
WHAT THE FUCK?
McCain calling people who support allowing abortion to protect the health of a woman “extremists” makes me much, much too angry to snark.
INDEPENDENT ANGRY, john. You won’t like me when I’m angry.
I’m going to go find an ACORN rep now so that I can vote against you as often as humanly possible.
It’s sad to think that Bridget would get booed at her dad’s own rally.
[re=136274]Floggy Bottom[/re]: Easy. B.O. would have never graduated had he been fifth from the bottom of his class at the Naval Academy. I know from ‘sperience…
That is, unless he was on the football team. Then he’d be exempted on that little known ‘five year plan’ at good ol’ USNA…
Proven in New Orleans until it was wiped off the map!
McCain talking about the ghetto school kids again?
Yes, free market competition is totally going to address the achievement gap, Walnuts. Charter schools to the rescue!1!!1!
yeah, it worked in NOLA, we wiped all of the fuckers that sucked up the schools!!
Great work there, Brownie!!
Schools fail when they don’t have money to sustain them.
I now, at this point, would do ANYTHING Obama says, so I’m glad he didn’t include blogs in his score improving media ban.
bad teachers for the senate!! or maybe governor of alaska
[re=136358]chapka[/re]: I caught that – what the fuck?
Joe the plumber put the plunger up McCain’s butt. The guy is choking, snorting, huffing and looks completely uncomfortable in his own skin. Hopey? Mr. Cool.
I miss last april
McCain just called education a “civil rights issue” after he slammed the “great society” 20 minutes ago!
If your kid goes away to school on a full scholarship do you lose your deduction for it?
Parents need to turn off the TV, put away the guns, tear up the NASCAR tickets, lock up the ATVs.
isn’t norleans still under water? scuba magnet program?
Is that dandruff on McCain’s shoulders…or did he sprinkle on some glitter?
New Orleans Public Schools are the worst schools in the world. Brother Martin was no great shakes eithe, ya herd?
Support of education = letting poor black people learn to read
Walnuts is against it.
The bitters loved the idea of parental responsibility, but promptly got turned off when he mentioned turning off the TV and video games. This, more than anything else, sums up the state of America right now. We love freedom and responsibility and all that, as long as it does require our fat asses or our kids’ fat asses off the couch.
Obama is sooo good tonight i want to dance the hustle with him tonight.
Education is the civil rights issue of the 21st Century? New Orleans charter schools work! Cindy and I get to send our kids to the school of our choice. Anybody with millions of dollars can do it! What’s the problem?
Affirmative action for all blacks to get into our kids schools!
Walnuts, you stick in my craw.
No litmus tests for ex-soldiers with PTSD who want to teach the children, eh?
GergenEmoticon:Bored
No Wonkette crash. Nice server.
Spoken like a person who graduated 894 out of 895.
Wait a damn minute! Of course the rich throw the money at the problem to solve it. What rock has grampy been under?
So McCain’s black baby had a choice of schools? Where’s she go? Switzerland or Hogwarts?
I’m sorry, but WTF?!?!
Did he just say that we should bring soldiers over and give them teaching jobs without any testing or training?????
FUCK!!!
Troops to Teachers really helps those who’ve been maimed and then forgotten by the government. Good program.
No teacher certification = better teachers? Walnuts is really moving the blithering idiot vote his way.
Hell, Walnutz is al for teaching, but let ‘em go get their masters degrees in kissing their ass adios in Falluja before they come back to teach in Bed-Stuy.
just let anybody teach, regardless of their qualifications. that is the scarest thing mccain has said all night.
Find bad teachers another line of work!
How about plumbing? John’s friend Joe could hook them up, but then he’d have to get whatever health care plan Barry told him to.
Troops can go right to education without certification???? WHY ISN’T JOE THE PLUMBER PROVOST PROFESSOR OF STANFORD YET???
soldiers teaching without certification? that is weird.
McCain: “I will send PTSD-suffering Iraq vets straight into the classroom when they return. Screw these certifications and exams and attempts to prove competency at teaching.”
Big winner of this debate: Joe the Plumber.
snap! “they left the money behind with no child left behind!”
When you’re adopted people will patronize you by saying you look like your parents.
What about a young man I read about just yesterday who had to drop out of high school because he got his girlfriend pregnant and her mom, the Governor of Alaska, insisted they get married. So, I guess we’ll be talking care of that little family for the rest of their ruined lives. Sweet.
[re=136351]memzilla[/re]: WIN.
You GO BARAK… as a teacher, NCLB is FUCKED UP…… expects kids like Trig to perform as well as normal kids…
Has the Hopester been below the line with the CNN-Bitters wimmens even *once* tonight?
I would not have refreshed if I knew that hideous picture was waiting for me. That was not fair Jim – isn’t enough that we are enduring McGrumpy and his facial ticks.
[re=136380]jagorev[/re]: That is the most depressing and most true fact about our country.
Obama said schools are “strapped”. His new plan will “yoke-up” our schools
go charter schools hopie go go go competition in public schools fuck yeeeah
BARRY!! STOP AGREEING WITH MCNUTS!!! I know he’s doing it to make a point, but don’t give the Wingnuts soundbites!
McCain is sooooooo angry! Fuming old codger! Next to Jesus, Barry is the sheeeeeeeeeeeet!
[re=136343]prison rodeo[/re]: You obviously didn’t know any Colombians.
You know who else believes the children are our future?
McCain’s 11th Commandment: thou shalt not be eloquent.
Find bad teachers new work: US Senators.
her name is michelle, dammit!
Let’s send all the poor kids to McCain’s haughty taughty private school.
McCain’s smirk and his smarmy tone has cost him this election. It’s the equal of Nixon’s beard shadow in 1960.
“Voucher” is a delicious word.
HEY HANDS OFF DC…god he’s a condescending asshole
Kids today want the same advantages that I and Cindy and you and Michelle had.
WTF?
McCain thinks that ANYONE can be a teacher….. and that is why we have FUCKUPS as teachers….. they can’t handle college, so they get pushed into education.
I’ve worked with more morons that came from other majors and fields
If I use a voucher to go to Punahoe does it include an expense account for Hawaiian green?
I would love to see Obama’s marriage invitation in McCain’s imagination:
That one to wed your wife.
New program: Bring our troops home to teach, send our teachers to Afghanstan to fight!
McCain is so pissy…he’s not likeable. Why are people on CNN scoring him so high? Why are they not in the tank?
is it impossible for mccain to say “michelle”….I am surprised he doesn’t say “that one you are married to”
make it stop old bitter asshole
Nice. McCain’s wife has a name, yet Obama’s does not. Ranks right up there with “That One.”
How about Plumbers to Teachers? I think I know a guy who’s looking for work.
OMG MCCAIN CAN’T SAY MICHELLE OBAMA’S NAME BECAUSE SHE IS A WOMAN WHOSE HEALTH IS AN ABORTION WITH JOE THE PLUMBER WHO ADOPTS INDIAN CHILDREN ON COKE.
What about the Leg-Up Program?
So, what’s the Drudge poll at now on who won this one, Walnuts 178% think won, Barry 12% ??
I’m now drinking heavily, even in the middle of the week, b’cause the thought of McCain & Bible Spice in charge is really sickening………. and I HATE McCain’s smirk!!! worse than W., if that’s possible….
Oh, and he’s running on @ great first beginning for “no child left behind”– here in the South even the die-hard Reps who own our newspapers and everything else are saying yeach right : Every child left behind!!
Sarah Palin again!!!! ARGGGGGGG!!
New Program for Joe Wertslburger: Plumbers to Teachers!
What the FUCK does Sarah Palin know about AUTISM??????????
townhall meetings suck balls—btw, who of the palin kids have autism?
Autism!
DRINK!
Sarah Palin’s child does NOT HAVE AUTISM.
Jesus.
he looks like he’s about to cry!!!
well almost 90 minutes and NO MAVERICK!
How does sarah know about autism??? Trig is what all of 6 month old and in Mogoliod, NOT AUTISTIC!
…ummmmmmmmm, I thought Trig had Downs Syndrome not Autism?!?!?!
walnuts confuses autism and downs syndrome. “Sarah Palin knows about Autism”
senile.
Give every mother a Down syndrome baby!
Sarah Palin is the only person in the World that knows Autism.
OK – TRIG HAS DOWN SYNDROME. NOT AUTISIM. WTF does Palin know about Autism?
[re=136348]FreshCliches[/re]: But there are *two* geezers on this one!
If only Anderson Cooper was up in this bad boy…
Wait…. Walnuts is wearing a blue tie and Barry is wearing a red tie….
Does this mean they can both “work across the aisle”?
Sarah Palin knows about Moose better than most…. that don’t mean she should be one melanoma away from the presidency???!!!
I unclogged a toilet at a town hall meeting. It was clogged with broken dreams (mostly mine).
her kids not autistic
Somebody help me, I keep on missing Bob Schieffer’s questions about how to stop the rise in autism for kids.
Five minutes to Wopner
[re=136414]joyshine[/re]: And these cheap shots/low blows are just annoying: “I’m surprised you didn’t know that Senator.” This is what passes for “humor” in jamakane’s world. That’s why the press loved being on that bus with him, but it doesn’t translate through the teevee. Plus, McCain’s locking up the Autism vote tonite.
McCain loves precious children who have autism.
I will die now, I will die.
why does sarah palin know more about autism?
God! Sometimes my dog wants out, and it just stares at me and fidgets around. It’s annoying as hell. Watching McCains reaction shots reminds me of that.
[re=136356]Chief Grinning Eagle[/re]: No shit!! My sister is adopted – seems to be quite a mind fuck if you as me – of course my parents are giant assholes, but at least they didn’t rape her so I guess she lucked out compared to most children that have “been in the system”….
both of you–stop giving michelle rhee a free pass.
walnuts needs to stop the eye-rolling. It’s creepy
On the edge of the apocalypse, it appears that the actual issue, important to US Americans, is autism. I concur. Also, where is the flag pin, Walnuts? Where’s the flag pin?
And fuck Sarah Palin and her concern for autistic kids. We need politicians who care about issues even if it doesn’t affect them personally.
Oh Jesus America will solve autism with charity, what garbage. American science is just gonna sit for the next 20 years broke and let Europe and Asia make all the discoveries. We’re tired its their turn.
What about Holden Caulfield? What if you go to a really great school that molds young men and women and you find out it sucks?
Palin knows a heckuva lot about autism because she has a child with down syndrome. Same thing.
whiny magoo is scattered, rambling, and severely challenged in the vision-thing department.
i’m getting my earplugs out now.
Does her son have Autism? I thought it was Downs Syndrome – why is the old guy keep talking about Autism?
I’m looking forward to hearing about how this looked. I am on radio here in my NW unibomber cabin, so am probably missing some of the best parts of this debate (kicking shins under the table, throbbing veins, googly eyes, melanomas, etc.).
McCain ad from earlier today:
“Joe the Plumber wins debate.”
quote Famous Person
Joe Plumber just got laid-off Walnuts!…he doesn’t appreciate you trying to make political gains from your feeble attempts to identify colloquially with his trauma! You rich fuck!
Joe just pooped in has hand and rubbed it on your face, (on his TV).
McCain is a rude fucker….. God, McCain had a scary jack-o-lantern smile…
Funny, Walnuts wants to take care of all the babies…isn’t that welfare?
Frankly, I do my own plumbing. Does this entitle me to some kinda tax deal?
[re=136449]prison rodeo[/re]: Anderson Cooper is up in a LOT of bad boys!
SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST! Stop fucking smiling! You’re making it worse.
Barry is getting pissed.
mydebate.org what the hell is that?
Damn, I was really hoping McCain would call him a ‘young whippersnapper’ or ‘wisehenheimer’.
Time for everyone to go to PlumbingHelp.com for Joe’s plumbing, heating and ventilation tips.
…everytime WALNUTS! smiles, the debate meter crashes on CNN.
I am quite concerned that McCain doesn’t know that Downs Syndrom is not the same thing as autism.
Let’s have a big round of applause for Apache and PHP, which have sucessfully powered wonkette.com to a non-crash finish. DRINK!
Jesus Christ McCain, Palin’s baby has DOWN’S SYNDROME not AUTISM. Have you even met her family?
Also, yeah, I’m sure that Palin knows more about special needs children than “anyone” since she had a child with downs for, what, a year?
My goodness Walnuts’ teeth are yellow.
[re=136450]nyjewess[/re]: they’ve been switching off.
What the fuck is up with McCain going on about Palin and autism. Trig has Down’s.
McCain: I have a record taking on my inner demons.
What a great debate , HENNGHH!
McCain won the Debate AND cured autism!!!
Record of Reform. Country First. Seething Anger
Hofstra! Bless you!
[re=136432]Texas2Step[/re]: In the olden days, you never called your servants by name. It’s an old habit like calling folks “fellow prisoners.”
damn liberals hiding behind “HEALTHy discussion.”
We have to stop spending our future and start spending our vouchers!
“We have to stop the spending.” You mean, like, the war and stuff?
YES!!!! It’s Down syndrome…where did he get Autism???? Stupid man!
lets see what Obama does he gets to go last….
Say something to piss of McCain so he goes apeshit and attacks him….
Somebody get a picture of teh Walnuts saying “I got it!” There’s yer election losin’ money shot, right there…
Is Walnuts having a stroke in his closing comments or is he just showing us that he isn’t eloquent UNLIKE CAPTAIN GOVERNMENT … you know THAT ONE.
McJoe wants to get all up in women’s plumbing.
[re=136443]azw88[/re]:
um, make that Down’s Syndrome; PC alert.
Not only does her kid not have autism, but how would she be an expert anyway? The kind is only four or five months old, right? Not like they have to deal with the special needs just yet.
Had anyone watching the CNN feed noticed that the happy-sad-o-meter has the highest values for Obama coming from Republicans? And McCain seems to be getting the highest ratings from independents. It looks like Obama is winning the dems plus some big part of the republican base from McCain.
America’s new direction…toward Hobo Land. Really, it’s just south of Orlando. They’re all safe and prosperous there…
You know who I think we can all begin to reach across party lines and form a unified opinion on?
Uncommitted Ohio voters. Moreso than fake ACORN registrants, these schizophrenics have proven that they should not be able to take part in elections.
my friends bend over if you can still stand after being screwed for 8 years, i am a maverick who, if you elect me, will do all this so called “change” that “that one” brought to your attention and i have neglected for the last 3 decades…did i mention that i was a pow?
EWWW! Hideous snort-laugh from Walnutz!
Honored and Humbled.. Humble is the last thig mcCain is is Humble…
Well, since John McCain has re-diagnosed the Palin offspring with autism instead of Downs, perhaps Jenny McCarthy can come employ her magic cure. No government money needed!
So the Tundra Queen is going to be the Vice President of Special Needs Kids?
let’s get that avoidable healthcare.
CNN snap poll – 90% say debates have not changed their minds.
Oh not another FIVE and a half years. Pffft.
[re=136451]JoethePlumber[/re]: You are rich!
[re=136480]Kittens[/re]: Most of what McCain said was racist code for “wisenheimer.”
Hello, hey, Joe, you wanna give it a go? If you’ll plumber, I’ll voucher.
Oh….A long line of McCains! He’s not one of those new Americans who mess up the rest rooms with their foreign habits and make it hard for simple, humble plumbers.
McCain wants to be a teacher but is too stupid to pass the PRAXIS.
Sorry WORDS…. I was trying to aviod saying retard.. it is much easier to type.
Given the high bandwidth surcharges and the Slashdot Effect, http://www.joetheplumber.com is no longer rich.
omg there is a joetheplumber.com that business is set
McCain’s on teh drugs.
Wow, what do OH men want to hear?
Damned.. I wanted McCain to go APESHIT!!!
No, no, it’s SARAH who is autistic. Hadn’t you guys noticed?
3 for 3
[re=136457]magic titty[/re]: Maybe she can see autism from her window in Alaska?
even walnuts said good job; he’ll probably vote for him, too
Joe the Plumber has just been robbed by people who were convinced that he is wealthy and was carrying a lot of cash.
OMG, McCunt is *shaking*. Not just hands. All over.
Bob Schiefer did a good job. Is McCain going to blast out to the mens’ room now?
“Good job! Good job! KLENGHHH!!”
McCain mad SURE to say GOOD JOB very LOUD and shake his Hand vigorously!
Was McCain over-miked? It sounds like Obama projected a lot more but had the same level.
[re=136526]Atoz[/re]: win
Mittens gave him the thumbs up! Ass kisser
Live blogging continues now from Sarah Palin’s giant cottage cheese butt.
McCain has to pretend to like our Barry AND his wife?? On the same night?? Debate closings are so in the tank.
did McCain say “you got ‘em?”
GOd, Cindy’s outfit blew out my TV screen.
OMG they kept the mics on!! Good job, good job….for a darkie.
Whoa, Ms. Hopey’s Monica Lewinsky Special is bootylicious!
McCain needs to visit Joe Biden’s stuttering coach.
McCain Wins Debate!
– Some Person
Do Cindy and Michelle really have red and blue dresses on??
Boy, WALNUTS does not want to be any where near He who is. Cranky weirdo.
OMG that Michele butt I’d cheer too.
Crazy old man dance!!! McCain wins cute demographic -
McCain did much better tonight, but Obama held his own… so a tie goes to the Black dude..
And Bob Schieffer wins the debate. He’s the best.
I like that under McCain’s plan, my ex-Marine brother with multiple convictions and no college should be teaching schoolchildren. That should solve the problem!
[re=136524]smellyal8r[/re]: about buttsecks
Credit Bob Schieffer. This format also worked a hell of a lot better than the two previous debates. They actually, you know, engaged each other at times.
William Bennet… he is such an ASSHOLE.
We are all Joe tonight.
Initial roundup from CNN…McCain wins first 30 mins…Obama wins last hour…good enough for me. I do love D Gergen, for some odd reason.
His real name is actually Joe Hussein Plumber.
“Grumpy McNasty” Love that line…
Gergen has best balanced perspective on CNN
CNN can only get Carl Bernstein? Not even Charles Barlkely?
Mittens and Hillz are going head to head on MSNBC reaction. Hello.
Thanks to Ken, Sara and Jim to your insightful, and possibly drunken, stewardship.
And of course to “Joe the Plumber” — have fun with your six-pack and cruel taxes.
Why did John McCain just stick his tongue out at me, twice?
Why doesn’t John McCain know the difference between Down syndrome and autism?
And, most importantly, will there be a picture on Wonkette tomorrow of the weird little tongue-sticking-out dance John McCain did at the end of the debate?
I need some good cup of joe’s buttcrack tonight, thanks Wonkette!!
FUCK, McCain sucked balls ..AGAIN.
I don’t know about the rest of youse, but C-SPAN is showing endless after-debate footage of Smug Reptile Man and his Reptile Queen wandering around pretending to like the spectators.
NO, CINDY NO!! DON’T EAT THE SPECTATORS! NO!!
Early More Socialism Needs Bigger Communism dot com poll – Obama winz 82+ perscent.
Oh man!!!! a Navy vet goes after McCain for the Liberty incident!! (CSPAN)
Bill Schneider: “McCain is falling into the weeds.”
“Behind The Scenes” bit after the debate is not very sexy.
[re=136128]Clancy_Pants[/re]: I was gonna say that. I haz a sad
.
FOX just described the debate as a tennis match, with McCain running back and forth sweating, and Obama cooly standing there lobbing the shots back.
Even these people seem to agree that while McCain didn’t do too badly, he didn’t score the kill that he so desperately needed to win.
And this is FOX!
Communiss Broadcasting Service.com poll 84+ for Barack.
This debate changes absolutely nothing. The End. Insight of the DECADE!
Well, bedtime for me. I’m old and need to get my rest–after all, you now khow important a woman’s “health” is.
I still cannot believe he put air quotes around a woman’s “health.” He belittled women dying.
I can’t think about anything funny about that. Walnuts deserves to go back for another fucking 5 1/2 years.
[re=136403][re=136403]Chief Grinning Eagle[/re]:LOL!!! I don’t think I could help myself in Bridgette case, just to fuck with Cindy’s ego… try to get under her tightly stretched skin….
http://bigheaddc.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/mccain-family.JPG
[re=136426]azw88[/re]: I used to work at a place where they gave the PRAXIS teachers’ pre-certification exam, many a person had to do a re-take. I was all but speechless when a woman called to register to take a re-test in Reading.
This debate made me want to abort my fetus. Jebus.
[re=136275]redwoodflyer[/re]: Americans need to stop dumping their waste fat skimmings into their sinks.
Joe the Plumber is in the tank for the non-lean meat cuts industry!
Here, by the way, is the skinny of “Joe the Plumber.” McCain didn’t get his name right, but you know…
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/
Joe the plumber speaks:
http://confederateyankee.mu.nu/archives/275632.php
Really nice interview by Cavuto who asks, I swear, “What’s the deal?” That’s hard-hitting journalsim is what that is.
[re=136565]chapka[/re]: Look up “tongue-jutting”…
To be more precise, it’s what a jackass does when he/she (mostly “he” obviously) when he thinks that it’s gotten away with something.
I’m sure that John McCain has been doing it all of his life.
Sarah Palin’s sister has a kid with autism, in fact.
But she would still be the worst vice president ever. Or second-worst. Rock botton somwwhere.
Ugh, someone make me a chick so i can abort despite that mean, stupid, senile douchebag. Anti-woman, parity, progress, gay, etc. Spending “freeze”. Spending fucking what? Dill-douche weed.
And fuck joe the plumber. Pay your taxes like everyone else and SHUT IT.
Am I mistaken or didn’t Wonkette try to be funny once upon a time?
Dave
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