Last Call: Wonkette's Final 2008 Debate Drinking Game

Wait, we only have an hour left to put together a drinking game? That's not enough time to create high-quality alcoholic comedy! Well, we shall do our best -- if by "our best" you mean, "We'll just throw together a quick phrase/drink list and you can give it a try, at home!"

By "drink," we mean a hit off your beer or wine or cocktail. We'll say "shot" when it's time to do shots.

• McCAIN: ONE DRINK

• "My friends."

• "I know how to ...."

• Any leering mention of Palin, which will be all mentions of Palin.

• "Most liberal senator."

• "I suspended my campaign."

• "Ronald Reagan."

• OBAMA: ONE DRINK

• "Look ...."

• (Shakes head with dignity.)

• "Voted 95% of the time with George W. Gush ...."

• "Middle class."

• "Erratic."

• "Change."

• TWO DRINKS!!!

• "Heh heh."

• McCain insults the moderator.

• Obama uses fruity (accurate) pronunciation of "Pakistan."

• McCain says any variation of "five and a half years."

• Any mention by anyone of Jesus, or Allah.

• "That's simply not true."

• 
  ONE SHOT!

• "William Myers."

• "Jeremiah Wright."

• "John Hagee."

• "ACORN!"

• THREE SHOTS!!!

• "That One."

• "Palling around with terrorists."

Please add last-second extra drinking rules in the comments!