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RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Valli Of The Dolls

  • McCain thinks YouTube is removing his Franki Valli remixes—kids love these—so he is suing the Internet. It is like four days until the election. [The Caucus]
  • Here are two memos confirming all the torture the White House has OKed, including the methods used at Abu Ghraib. [TPMMuckraker]
  • Maybe you’re on the no-fly list, maybe you’re even a terrorist! Hey, no “judgment” ha ha.  The November issue of the Atlantic includes instructions for getting past security, just for you. [Mother Jones]
  • Look, it’s the lost videodiary of Obama, Rev. Wright and Che Guevara, back in their Hamas days. [Top of the Ticket]
  • Sarah Palin accessories with charms of things she’s killed with a helicopter, a blowtorch and a slingshot.  [Crooks and Liars]


4:39 PM on Wed October 15 2008
By Juli Weiner
674 Views

  1. Guys, c’mon… it is “suzs teh internets”

  2. Hey, Wonkete, ya missed one: Palin unaware of Russian energy meeting in Alaska

    So, Sarah can see Russia from her porch, but she can’t see them coming when they come to steal our energy??

  3. SayItWithWookies says at 4:49 pm, October 15th, 2008

    First his own campaign finance law, and now the DMCA. How many laws did McCain vote for that he doesn’t understand? McCain must be what you get if you tortured Dubya for five and a half years. Hmmm….

  4. slappypaddy says at 4:51 pm, October 15th, 2008

    One thing missing from the torture methods memo is the Interminable Presidential Election, which is still being field-tested. We’re in the final trials even now.

  5. The new IP czar should start by tasering the whole McCain campaign.

  6. ihasasad says at 4:52 pm, October 15th, 2008

    I just learned about the Beerbelly! How cool! Thanks Wonkette, you da best!

  7. off-white working class says at 5:02 pm, October 15th, 2008

    call me sally latecummer but did anyone else see this?

    http://www.palinaspresident.com/

    you can shoot a baby dear.

  8. Rodney Badger says at 5:07 pm, October 15th, 2008

    The fact that all of this makes perfect sense is the clearest sign that we are all doomed.

  9. slappypaddy says at 5:08 pm, October 15th, 2008

    off-white working class: Cum whenever you like. Better late than never, friendly sharing person.

  10. But wait, who does Barry Manilow endorse? He did ‘write the songs’, after all.

  11. glamourdammerung says at 5:18 pm, October 15th, 2008

    azw88: If you meant to put a link there, it appears to have not worked.

  12. bitchincamaro says at 5:19 pm, October 15th, 2008

    slappypaddy: Agreed! Like a virgin on Viagra, come sooner next time.

  13. If you violate copyright law, they should by way of punishment make you run an ad using a song selected by your opponent.

  14. Toomush Infermashun says at 5:24 pm, October 15th, 2008

    Say, is there a drinking game tonight, or did Serolf define it earlier, or do I just drink myself into oblivion like every other night? My liver just asked…

  15. LeastValuablePlayer says at 5:27 pm, October 15th, 2008

    Perhaps McCain will remember this matinee classic from his childhood, now available on YouTube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjomYMe6t_U

  16. LeastValuablePlayer says at 5:28 pm, October 15th, 2008

    Perhaps McCain will remember this classic from his childhood, now available on YouTube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjomYMe6t_U

  17. NoWireHangers says at 5:29 pm, October 15th, 2008

    Haha, WALNUTS! You’re such a loser that you voted for the DMCA, the very law that made YouTube take down your stupid video.

  18. Toomush Infermashun: There is no game just as long as you get ‘tanked’.

  19. Cut gramps a break. Seriously.
    When McSenility voted for the Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998, he thought it was a bill to allow the cloning of those long, long bugs with a 1000 legs.

    Toomush Infermashun: Yes. No. Yes.

  20. anabellum says at 5:34 pm, October 15th, 2008

    concerning Sarah’s polar bear pin…

    shucks, thats just the nature of all art…kill something, and then make a representation of it…et voila!

    the same rule applies to condos/lofts…..always name the complex for what was torn down/destroyed in the first place…

    Sarah may not be able to put this concept into words, but i do believe she has a deep native understanding of it nonetheless…

  21. Cut gramps a break. Seriously.
    When McSenility voted for the Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998, he thought it was a bill to allow the cloning of those long, long bugs with a 1000 legs.

    Toomush Infermashun: Yes. No. Yes.

    LeastValuablePlayer: In his childhood there was only the camera obscura.

  22. Toomush Infermashun: There better be a drinking game, and the thread better have that picture of the girl on the toilet with the pitcher of beer. She is my internet girlfriend.

  23. I made a comment about the bear pin yesterday.

  24. glamourdammerung: Try again Palin unaware Russians in Alaska

  26. Toomush Infermashun says at 6:05 pm, October 15th, 2008

    TGY: Hell, according to those Foxy Newsfolks, I’m in the tank already…
    Godot: I so love that girl - I think she was my girlfriend once, or else just somebody I stumbled in on…

  27. Wait until the actual text of those torture memos come out. The footnotes will all cite episodes of “24″.

  28. SayItWithWookies says at 6:19 pm, October 15th, 2008

    azw88: Palin didn’t need to know about that meeting. She doesn’t have any Russian in-laws she wants to fire, so — nothing to discuss.

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