• May 26, 2012
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

October 15, 2008

Valli Of The Dolls

by Juli Weiner  

  • McCain thinks YouTube is removing his Franki Valli remixes—kids love these—so he is suing the Internet. It is like four days until the election. [The Caucus]
  • Here are two memos confirming all the torture the White House has OKed, including the methods used at Abu Ghraib. [TPMMuckraker]
  • Maybe you’re on the no-fly list, maybe you’re even a terrorist! Hey, no “judgment” ha ha.  The November issue of the Atlantic includes instructions for getting past security, just for you. [Mother Jones]
  • Look, it’s the lost videodiary of Obama, Rev. Wright and Che Guevara, back in their Hamas days. [Top of the Ticket]
  • Sarah Palin accessories with charms of things she’s killed with a helicopter, a blowtorch and a slingshot.  [Crooks and Liars]

{ 28 comments }

Kos October 15, 2008 at 4:44 pm

Guys, c’mon… it is “suzs teh internets”

azw88 October 15, 2008 at 4:45 pm

Hey, Wonkete, ya missed one: Palin unaware of Russian energy meeting in Alaska

So, Sarah can see Russia from her porch, but she can’t see them coming when they come to steal our energy??

SayItWithWookies October 15, 2008 at 4:49 pm

First his own campaign finance law, and now the DMCA. How many laws did McCain vote for that he doesn’t understand? McCain must be what you get if you tortured Dubya for five and a half years. Hmmm….

slappypaddy October 15, 2008 at 4:51 pm

One thing missing from the torture methods memo is the Interminable Presidential Election, which is still being field-tested. We’re in the final trials even now.

WadISay October 15, 2008 at 4:51 pm

The new IP czar should start by tasering the whole McCain campaign.

ihasasad October 15, 2008 at 4:52 pm

I just learned about the Beerbelly! How cool! Thanks Wonkette, you da best!

off-white working class October 15, 2008 at 5:02 pm

call me sally latecummer but did anyone else see this?

http://www.palinaspresident.com/

you can shoot a baby dear.

Rodney Badger October 15, 2008 at 5:07 pm

The fact that all of this makes perfect sense is the clearest sign that we are all doomed.

slappypaddy October 15, 2008 at 5:08 pm

[re=134886]off-white working class[/re]: Cum whenever you like. Better late than never, friendly sharing person.

TGY October 15, 2008 at 5:12 pm

But wait, who does Barry Manilow endorse? He did ‘write the songs’, after all.

glamourdammerung October 15, 2008 at 5:18 pm

[re=134847]azw88[/re]: If you meant to put a link there, it appears to have not worked.

bitchincamaro October 15, 2008 at 5:19 pm

[re=134895]slappypaddy[/re]: Agreed! Like a virgin on Viagra, come sooner next time.

nurple October 15, 2008 at 5:21 pm

If you violate copyright law, they should by way of punishment make you run an ad using a song selected by your opponent.

Toomush Infermashun October 15, 2008 at 5:24 pm

Say, is there a drinking game tonight, or did Serolf define it earlier, or do I just drink myself into oblivion like every other night? My liver just asked…

LeastValuablePlayer October 15, 2008 at 5:27 pm

Perhaps McCain will remember this matinee classic from his childhood, now available on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjomYMe6t_U

LeastValuablePlayer October 15, 2008 at 5:28 pm

Perhaps McCain will remember this classic from his childhood, now available on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjomYMe6t_U

NoWireHangers October 15, 2008 at 5:29 pm

Haha, WALNUTS! You’re such a loser that you voted for the DMCA, the very law that made YouTube take down your stupid video.

TGY October 15, 2008 at 5:30 pm

[re=134911]Toomush Infermashun[/re]: There is no game just as long as you get ‘tanked’.

S.Luggo October 15, 2008 at 5:32 pm

Cut gramps a break. Seriously.
When McSenility voted for the Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998, he thought it was a bill to allow the cloning of those long, long bugs with a 1000 legs.

[re=134911]Toomush Infermashun[/re]: Yes. No. Yes.

anabellum October 15, 2008 at 5:34 pm

concerning Sarah’s polar bear pin…

shucks, thats just the nature of all art…kill something, and then make a representation of it…et voila!

the same rule applies to condos/lofts…..always name the complex for what was torn down/destroyed in the first place…

Sarah may not be able to put this concept into words, but i do believe she has a deep native understanding of it nonetheless…

S.Luggo October 15, 2008 at 5:35 pm

Cut gramps a break. Seriously.
When McSenility voted for the Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998, he thought it was a bill to allow the cloning of those long, long bugs with a 1000 legs.

[re=134911]Toomush Infermashun[/re]: Yes. No. Yes.

[re=134919]LeastValuablePlayer[/re]: In his childhood there was only the camera obscura.

Godot October 15, 2008 at 5:40 pm

[re=134911]Toomush Infermashun[/re]: There better be a drinking game, and the thread better have that picture of the girl on the toilet with the pitcher of beer. She is my internet girlfriend.

HeyHey October 15, 2008 at 5:54 pm

I made a comment about the bear pin yesterday.

azw88 October 15, 2008 at 6:03 pm

[re=134904]glamourdammerung[/re]: Try again Palin unaware Russians in Alaska

azw88 October 15, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Toomush Infermashun October 15, 2008 at 6:05 pm

TGY: Hell, according to those Foxy Newsfolks, I’m in the tank already…
Godot: I so love that girl – I think she was my girlfriend once, or else just somebody I stumbled in on…

WadISay October 15, 2008 at 6:14 pm

Wait until the actual text of those torture memos come out. The footnotes will all cite episodes of “24″.

SayItWithWookies October 15, 2008 at 6:19 pm

[re=135011]azw88[/re]: Palin didn’t need to know about that meeting. She doesn’t have any Russian in-laws she wants to fire, so — nothing to discuss.

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