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GAHHHHH what the hell, why is this furry with a massive throat cancer oxygen hole thing in its neck allowed to prey on innocent New York CBS anchor Harry Smith? Because it’s a Republican furry, of course! Remember in 2004 how all lobotomized college/young Republicans would walk around like fucktards in FLIP FLOP COSTUMES because of, what, something about that fag peace-slut John Kerry from France? Well this is the 2008 version and yes, be scared, because these furry squirrels are protesting ACORN. GAME OVER n00bama go back to INDOCHINA with your FAKE DAD from OUTER MUSLIM SPACE. The furries have a blog called [Acorns Don't Fall Far From The Tree]
Is that a knife in its hand? Beware furries wielding weapons!
Give me your Nutz!
Republicans keep finding ways to combine their insane sexual fetishes with pathetic attempts at protest. I can’t wait ’til we get “choke me for Palin” next week.
Ahhh! run for the hillz you librul eleats!
Harry Smith should not ignore his Twitter fans.
SQUIRRELS AREN’T ORANGE!!!1!!!
F’ing losers…Halloween isn’t for a few more weeks, but by then you’ll be drowning in an alcoholic meltdown. WALNUT lover!
Today we are all obscure political attack furries with throat cancer.
Sean O: No kidding. I thought “Drill, baby, drill!” was bad enough.
Never underestimate the power of the evangelical base. They will go so far as to engage in gratuitous assfucking to prove a point.
I don’t think the cute little squirrel can save Walnut’s nuts next month.
Try runnin’ round my hood with that get-up on, get your ass roasted in the D.
grendel: Looks like they went for the box cutter - that’s an interesting choice for New York
Where are the out-of-control riot police when you really need them?
Send the furries to Iraq.
That’s not Walnuts!
Doc Gerbil: Maybe not Palmer Park. Cass Avenue, you are the chef’s surprise.
That is the Syracuse mascot, which has been mutated wile checking out all of the safe Nukes on our aircraft carrier. That tv journalist is afraid he will mutate into a VEEp candidate if he gets some of that radioactive fur on him. Look what it did for Sarah
Ahhh… you have to admire that Levi Johnston. He’s willing to work anywhere to support Bristol and his future father-in-laws former partner’s baby. But he better watch out, Sarah Palin might shoot him from a helicopter.
I’m sorry, but this is officially bizarro day. The market is tanking AFTER we supposedly had a world-wide hug to fix it. Joe Biden is talking about long-forgotten arrests in college. And furries are taking NY.
I need a big, big, BIG shot of scotch right now. Possibly the last one I’ll ever be able to afford, from the look of it.
Is this where all the TruckNutz are disappearing to, to the first squirrel big enough to carry them in his cheeks?
Where’s Mike Huckabee when you need him?
The rabid beast is attacking that poor man. The varmint should be tasered and neutered.
I think that’s a character from ‘The Shining.’
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c30/explodingkinetoscope/shining35_th.jpg
tunamelt: True, but in NYC they do get that big.
This is an Awful blog! Are we sure this guy isn’t a college dropout rather than a proper college student?
Dow closes down 700+ point. McCain proposes import tax on Grey Poupon. http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=%5EDJI
Cogito Ergo Bibo: Chivas, if you must drink a blend. Single malt preferably. Or just dump an ashtray into a box of wine for the smoky peat taste.
1.Ok, greatest pic evah..
2.What the fuck is wrong with Republicans?
Funny, all the posts have “Comments Closed” after them. I can’t leave these “squirrels” an obscenity-laced note? Sigh.
Some brave soul should follow the squirrel around dressed as a butt-plug labelled “Voter Supression.”
when you go to their blog, you see that the squirrel has human feet, adorned with flip-flops. stay classy, cheaply costumed douchebag, stay classy.
Don’t tase me bro!
Tommy Says Soooo: Glenmorangie is my poison. And keep it coming until you realize I’m penniless, already.
So here’s this -
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3169/2920062627_49f1bb3f0b.jpg
Check out the 2nd littlest Palin, Trig or Blanket or Staples, or whatever her name is.
Republicans are turning to performance art. Truly, McCain has lost.
S.Luggo: Hobo stew for everyone??????????????????????????????????????????????
Smith is recoiling because at first glance, the squirrel looks like Giuliani.
magic titty: What an evil trollop.
Who couldn’t love that little furry wascal! Come over here fella, I wanna scratch your tummy!
When you go to their blog you also see that it’s paid for by the RNC, and that it is horrible. Can’t wait for pictures of crying Republican douchetard sqirrels on election night.
magic titty: what a beautifully fotoshopped expression. Whar’s the original?
Glad to see the squirrels back in front, in NYC, the rats had almost won.
magic titty: Dude that is so awesome!
facehead: I fucking hate squirrels. They’re like fuzzy rats. Or pigeons, that can’t fly. They’re disgusting.
magic titty: HA! Is that one of hers? I can’t tell which kids she owns and which ones are just randomly wandering around. I think Barbie simply attracts them like a big, fertile magnet.
magic titty: Classic - the little one is quite the pistol. Or is that her name?
welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends!
I think that is actually Tim Gunn, Project Runway Star and a gay.
“I dont know why, but the fur is working. Go with it. I trust you.”
Hey, it’s my pal Naked Squirrel with a Tracheonomy!
One winter, my cat killed two squirrels, and happily, arranged them nose to tail on our brick patio, where they promptly froze. She was the proudest thing on the block for months.
Sean O: while it isn’t absolutely necessary for the Republicans to act like buffoons, they just cannot resist. Dow is down 740 (almost 8%) and this is their big deal. They have too many Young Republicans running things; this is the kind of dumbass stuff they think is relevant.
One would think the RNC would be able to pay for a little better tech support on the domain and theme there.
As far as the comments being locked, what does one expect from a bunch of cowards and perverts?
— And the Beast is upon the Land. Beware the Mark of the Beast. —-
The last place to get noticed by doing anything strange is Times Square. Mr. Squirrel must be from New Rochelle.
Junior: I can completely hear Tim saying that. “Are you sure it isn’t too costume-y?”
Nice try, Furries. Everyone knows that ACORNS are in bed with WALNUTS!
“Literally, this is McCain, in fetish, literally - ”
-Joe
tunamelt: Need a drink, friend?
I don’t disagree, mind you. I’m just saying.
I think we all get a little touchy the hours before they has Barry on the tv calling him a Haitian terr’st.
This highlights a huge difference between Dems and Reps. When Dems want to go out and have a good time, they try to pick up two women at a football game for a drunken threesome. When Reps want to go out and have a good time, they put on a full body furrie suit to dry hump news anchors.
tunamelt: The color is a reaction to the Antabuse.
Besides that, tree rodents (or as I call them these days: protein supplement) don’t wear faggy Jesus sandals.
i love the last pic on their blog - the one with richard simmons. he finally found some squirrels he can party with.
Worlds End: Just those first in line. The rest get to lick the saliva-laden spoons.
I know for a fact that Acorn is out to destroy white peoples’ wooden decks.
Has anyone made a recession/squirrel dinner joke yet? Iminahurry.
magic titty: The kid is a riot. Also amusing is the fug coat Barbie is wearing. What the hell is that thing?!
truly amazing…the RNC at their best…
i’m somewhat surprised the squirrels dont have a little song to sing…a parody of sorts, ya know, something cribbed from a Disney movie…
add a few dancing moose, bears, chipmunks, maybe some ‘fairies’….maybe put em all on roller skates…and the whole troupe could open for John and Sarah’s series of ‘We’re Not Fascists’ Town Meeting and Patent Medicine Shows….
Joe Lieberman could do his hilarious ‘Shylock’ routine…there could be a reenactment of Johns fave melodrama, the saving of Pure White Cindy-rella from the clutches of the Big Black Gorilla…
America would eat it up…
magic titty: I want to go home. I have a bottle or several of wine waiting for me and my noise is itching from the smoke. I’m cranky.
tunamelt: they sure can waterski, however.
http://www.skiingsquirrel.com/
OMG THIS IS SUCH A POWERFUL ARGUMENT OBAMA WILL DEFINITELY LOST. I AM GOING HOME TO CRY CRY CRY AND TAKE DRUGS AND SELL MY COLLECTION OF STALIN COLLECTOR PLATES SO I CAN BUY MY TICKET TO HAVANA. WE MUST ALL ESCAPE. HOW COULD WE BE FOOLED BY SUCH A TRICKSTER OBAMA.
Ha! Harry Smith, I thought that was “Hank” Paulsen.
The furry looks like John McCain after he’s been rolling around in a bed of Cheetos.
All yur ACORNz are ours!
Cogito Ergo Bibo: MaCallan 18 year old; or 12 year old if I’m feeling particularly naughty.
Hamas Squirrel brings his war on the Jews to the streets of America!!
The Dow is down another 700 points. Do they really think this shit is going to fly?
AAAAgh! Now the damn furry-tailed rat is stalking Chris Matthews at the debate! Who is pudgier? Who is crazier? Aaaaagh!! Must turn off political TV *now*. Nowwwww.. aada;lahkdh gad.z. ………….
bitchincamaro: Elitist alcoholic muthafucka!!!
Come one Share the Malt! some of us can’t even afford Jim Beam!
Actually, it’s a pretty good metaphor for the Republican party these days– both like nuts
azw88: I’m just ordering the scotch. I intend to leave way before the payment portion of the evening.
Bitchin: DeKuyper Peppermint Punch for me, mixed with Soufre Sinfandel Wine Product, (now legal for sale in NY delis).
pondscum: I don’t think that’s a coat she’s wearing, but a plastic table cloth she found left behind on a picnic table while visiting one of Alaska’s many fine national parks.
You, presumably, have eyes, so I needn’t explain why it was left behind by the picnikers.
4tehlulz: Gitmo awaits, after the election.
HUGS4VOTES ‘08!
Well, at least they are creating jobs for out of work squirrel costume makers.
Now this is getting good!
nurple: I could never drink that, since I could never pronounce it, even sober. Prost!
azw88: Ehh, go back to yer bitters.
If I’m not mistaken, there’s a Blue Man Group member performing fellatio al fresco on flannel-suited former hedge fundie, stage right, rear.
Tommy Says Soooo: Tommy Says Soooo: Turn that fucker loose down around John R at 94 and see how long he remains breathing!