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Here’s a CNN anchor lady first making hilarious jokes about how lazy all of her contributors are, and by “jokes” we mean twice calling another lady a “cunt.” The clever display of wit appears to have been botched! The other lady has a sort of “O Heavens!” look, and then they talk about, oh who knows, the various politics of the day. [YouTube]
2:33 PM
on Wed October 15 2008
By
Jim Newell
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“Don’t be afraid,” said the cunt of the North. “I’m a good cunt.” L. Frank Baum
Best video ever?
subtlety is not her specialty.
If you type “cunt cunt” into Google (with quotes), wonkette is the third link. Good work.
At least she didn’t call her a dick…dick…dickbag!
Well, she does kinda resemble Cindy McCain.
How cuntroversial
Ahh….the rare “double cunt”.
YOUR MOVE OLBERMANN!
She loses control of her Tourette’s when she talks to Leslie Sanchez, the same way some old men Republicans lose control of their weiners whenever they’re in a chat room with minors (or police officers posing as minors).
Cunt-cunt-contributor! Ha ha!
Well, at least somebody on CNN got something right for a change.
Wait, are we all unwittingly making fun of someone with a speech impediment again?
I cunt believe it.
That was awesome!!!!
Courtesy Sullivan, this link that seems to suggest the Republican pundits may be missing what is going on. Of course, there is probably another perfectly good reason, so more Ayers ads right away!
She’s also a trollop-trollop-strategist.
Who called who a cunt? Who was the cuntor and who was the cuntee?
To be fair, she was talking about Leslie Sanchez.
BEST Ever!
I’m all for legalized prostitution; why can’t we just respect this woman’s right to contribute her cunt as many times as she must in order to make a living?
im sorry, i cunt hear you
Next she referred to the Prez as George W. Cindy.
Just puttin’ cuntry first, y’all
Check out Walnuts!’ attack squirrels! They even have a blog! “Acorns don’t fall far from the tree”
And somewhere a lonely Cuntry First sign cried alone in the corner.
I bet the second they cut to commercial break stuff came out of everybodys’ nose.
petite brawnley: McCranky has Tourette’s Syndrome also. I heard his case is sequela of a palinoma.
spencer: Yeah, but we’re still outranked by “Cuntmaster’s Vagina Finder”
Well, Cuntry First, after all…
Later on, they gabbed about Stevie Nicks’ Greatest Tits.
I also think she’s a bitch-bitch… that’s all.
Well, many years ago, in grammar school, it was twat’s that you say…I cunt whore you.
HaHa! because everybody does hate Roland Martin and Dirty Sanchez is a cunt. Finally no-spin.
“Now let’s talk about John McCain - asshole, asshole, a soldier - in Vietnam who became a Senator . . .”
Well, it was Leslie Sanchez that said Let’s just call a Spade a Spade here.”
Well, Leslie, I guess you could say, let’s just call a cunt a cunt!
(my apologies to my late mom, who would just about kill me for using that specific word)
Afterwards the three talking heads repaired to the green room for a clean sanchez
JadedDIssonance: And I was just thinking that trained squirrels couldn’t do worse than McCain’s campaign staff. Satire just can’t keep up with reality.
This is why I love Wonkette. This and the George W. Bush taking orders from aliens are the best blog posts ever.
SayItWithWookies: His campaign workers can’t even tell a good nut from a bad one!
Serolf Divad: Wow, the throw back from way back. Well played.
She doesn’t believe what she says, she just being cuntrarian.
Kyra’s repetition was unnecessary and unneeded.
BTW: After Kyra’s performance, Freudian Slip now means a woman’s undergarment.
Rodney Badger: And, “How can we know the dancer from the dance?”
I hope she’s going to wank, to wank, to anchor a lot more CNN discussions.
And here I thought Kyra Phillips couldn’t be less competent than when she left on her mic pack in the bathroom. How wrong I was! http://tinyurl.com/43m6sm
This is literally the only thing that has made me laugh all day. And then everyone stared at me curiously.
huffybike: Why are you such a sexist?
So when is CNN going to get its massive fine for cuntributing to indecency on the airwaves?
This wasn’t as cool as the hottie saying “fuck” though….
Neon Trotsky: Kyra’s words were not indeceny. They were political commentary.
Neon Trotsky: You’d think the AFA would be ALL OVER this opportinuty to sic the FCC on the Clinton News Network for all they’re worth.
I, for one, welcome any cunt contributor! And twice as happy to welcome a cunt-cunt contributor!
I choo-choo-choose you, cunt!
Someone must be held accuntable.
accidental_tourist: Jinx on all y’all, I think.
Wow, i guess the “C” in CNN stands for something different than what we thought.
At least she did’t call Roland a cunt! He was with her and I’m sure he would have taken the bitch out before the second cunt came out of her mouth…
That’s not tourettes you can believe in…
Shot at Wolf:
You remember this one, don’t you? The playground rhyme as performed by the Asylum Street Spankers, complete with the most patriotic song of last year:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmsOIjzQ1V8
Does this endorsement cunt as a cuntribution to McCunt’s Cuntry First cuntpaign?
regisgoat:
Now that’s class! Thanks! My ol’ playground pals only had secret private girl-parts to sing about.
See you next Tuesday, is the new ” bitch”.
I’m still watching this, thinking about this, and laughinglaughinglaughing about this. By myself. On the train. People are frightened of me. I don’t give a shit.