Oh Noes, Nancy Reagan Fell Down!
Our nation's beloved second wife of Ronald Reagan has fallen and hurt herself! This happened, er, last week. But it's big news! The 87-year-old widow of America's founding father has fractured her pelvis, and will stay in the hospital a few days, in Los Angeles, and then go home with a "reduced schedule" until she's all healed up again in six weeks. She also fell down in February. Get well soon, Nancy! [ Reuters ]