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Remember this tiny outrage from … uh, when was Hillary running for president? Did we still have money then? Anyway, here is the porn movie about Sarah Paylin. [Boing Boing]
OH NOES!
She/He’s Back! La Pequeña Sarah Palin!
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Can’t… stop… laughing!
Oddly, more appealing than the real Sarah Palin.
BRB, gonna kill this fifth of Jack Daniels
Is that a shortened version of the Larry Flynt video?
Tiny Sarah Palin apparently has a huge dick. That she likes to rub. I think I need to vomit now.
That is so wrong.
More disturbing than a Joel Peter Witkin photograph.
I’m so glad we have the internet to spread the wisdom of the ages to a wider audience.
InsidiousTuna: Your going to need more than that my friend. Haha, I said my friend. See what I did there? HA!
grendel: …and the Library of Congress.
Why was pequena Palin packing a baby armadillo in her swimsuit? And did s/he have to keep petting it?
Let’s exploit the littles, everyone. Anyone have a copy of the Wizard of Oz laying around?
friendlynerd: you beat me to it.
I bet that suit chafes.
friendlynerd: It’s not huge. She/he’s just pequeña.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop dropping acid.
Gopherit v2.0: when a man is in a leotard, things just feel good.
I think I’m in love.
I think I’d rather look at Tina Fey.
rambone: What do you mean? That video was just a test pattern… what did you see?
rambone: Actually I just started or is this shit for real?
If my moron-to-English translator is working correctly, I think Dan Quayle just told Sarah Palin to suck it, keep on sucking, and then suck some more. Sayeth J. Danforth:
“I basically said, ‘Look, just be yourself. You were selected by John McCain because of who you are and what you have done,. . . Don’t let them take anything away from you. Just go out and be yourself.”
In other words, the above video is especially trenchant.
Scarab: Speaks better English, too.
That’s more disturbing than Blue Velvet or Mulholland Drive. I need to go burn my laptop now.
And elitist MSM critcs said Cinéma Vérité was dead. Take THAT, Mister A.O. Scott.
I love David Lynch’s political ads. This will haunt my nightmares forever.
Todd Palin would totally hit that.
Oh great now the McCain campaign is now going to accuse Obama of hiring illegal aliens to star in his attack ads.
Also lets show this to Cheney to finish him off.
There needs to be a delete switch in my brain. Seriously. I NEED ONE.
Gooble Gobble! We accept her, one of us! One of us!
Scarab: Don’t forget more foreign policy experience! I almost want McCain to win so I can have at least 4 more years of la pequeña Sarah Palin!
Is it wrong to find the outsized, chimpanzee-like hands and arms strangely alluring?
Well then, my friends, I don’t wanna be right.
What does it mean that I find La Pequeña Sarah Palin a lot hotter than La Pequeña Hillary Clinton? What does that say about me, as an American? About our country, these great United States of America?
Can’t watch that. Little people & clowns scare me.
spencer: Hahaha. so true. i wouldn’t put it past him.
Oh… these knitting needles here must be for my EYES!
It’s time to burn the internet to the ground.
four whore diamonds.
ooooh god , flash site:
http://palinaspresident.com/
Click on the door a few times, then click on the little deer.
something tells me it’s mencia under the mask. now if you’ll excuse me i have to cleanse my mental palette with some mapplethorpe photos and a line of meth.
Texan Bulldoggette: Here you go.
Pequeña Palin’s lower torso apparently got lost somewhere along the way…
¡Basta las parodies!
HuskyMescan: So much fun….’til it hits you….
If this…person…had winked, it would be goodbye breakfast and lunch.
HuskyMescan: I saw that the other day, but hadn’t multiple click on the door.
too funny!
Well that was utterly horrifying, yet curiously satisfying.
I’m so glad to see Christina Aguilera working again.
la pequena amy winehouse is also pretty intriguing…
and c’mon. the masked dude who likes to do pelvic thrusts, obviously is mccain
Well, I’ve heard and used the phrase “Sick AND Wrong” for years, but until now, I’d never had a video that exemplified the phrase…
By now, I am wise to the ways of La Pequena and made sure my bladder and all other bodily orifices were evacuated before I viewed this latest travesty.
Naw man, that’s Chris Ortloff, the Johnny Depp Rep from upstate N.Y., AND Sara Palin doing an obscure rewrite from Cumalot, in this scene, Morgana (the small one) is swearing vengeance against Uter, Arthur’s poppa, and sure enough, later on, she does Arthur, is knocked up, and has John McCoo, the rest is recorded history with Mark Foley riding a stud horse upside down and backwards. The End
I wonder if he/she/it does bachelor parties…
Well, at least it has better production value than your average Kevin Smith film.
I’m pequena Sarah Palin…that gum you like is going to come back in style…the owls are flying again….
Miller: David Lynch my ass. This is John Waters at his prime, this is. I expect we’ll see the outtakes soon, and I fear for my eyeballs if mini-Divine goes near a poodle.