Wonkette
- Use Obama’s math machine to calculate numbers ‘n such that relate to how many Saltines and cigarettes you can afford to steal, once you’re a hobo. [Ben Smith]
- Some dude at a theoretical Obama rally may have called erratic lying warmonger John McCain a “liar” and a “warmonger.” [Marc Ambinder]
- Sarah Palin’s ex-brother-in-law, “Trooper” of Troopergate fame, used to run over wolves with his snowmobile and eat their entrails, for sport. And for laughs. [Daily Kos]
- October Surprise! The stars of the tween veterinary hospital docu-drama Gossip Girl shot a teevee ad about how many trucker hats they own in honor of Barack Obama. [CNN Political Ticker]
- Oh god someone named a newborn “Sarah McCain Palin.” This baby will never stop crying — nor should it. [Jonathan Martin]
- Someone yelled “louder” at Palin during a speech. But the screeching of the wind blowing through her sad, empty head was deafening, so what’s a gal to do except to yell back that dammit, this person should respect America’s veterans. [Crooks and Liars]
I’m getting pretty tired of everyone ignoring our first black president, Justin Timberlake. And it’s been, like, FOUR days since I’ve seen the words “Nora O’Donnell” and “assplay” in a Wonkette post.
AWWWW, we made fun of that one already! Do we have to do it again?
http://wonkette.com/403480/wacky-sarah-palin-yells-at-her-own-fans#comments
I wish my parents hadn’t named me Dewey Ferraro-McGovern.
Regarding Sarah sniping at her own supporters - the best part of the video is after Todd tells her that they’re just saying “louder” because they can’t hear her, she totally snaps at him - priceless!
My son, James Perot Stockdale, refuses to even talk to me.
“A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.
Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl’s birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.” (from WBIR - Knoxville TN website)
This man, come Friday, will no longer have a penis. His former wife will be using it as a coin purse.
CivicHoliday: Join me in pretending to be shocked that the proud father is from Tennessee.
In other news Sarah “my uterus is the size of a home” Palin implored obama to call off his terrorist buddies Acorn. Asked what she thought of the troopergate findings she replied “troopergate?”
CivicHoliday: Not to be a nitpicker, but I believe you meant scrotum.
Ah, it’s the liars and the warmongers versus the traitors and the terrorists. I tell ya, it can’t get better than this, only it can, like, lots better.
That’s like asking a jet engine to be louder.
re=133306]eoberhauser[/re]: Todd Palin is the Steadman of our times.[
obfuscator: His wife will have no trouble getting fully custody of their daughter. Some Nashville song writer is already working on a catchy tune about this “wronged Moma.”
“She and Todd try to get Wooten selectively targeted for prosecution for illegally shooting a moose (on her sister’s unused permit), even though Sarah’s father butchered the moose himself, meaning that both her sister and father may both be legally liable.”
This is starting to remind me of the Bible or something. Thou shall not eat of lamb with calf and what not… Am I just a big city liberal if all this hunting talk is sounding confusing to me? I guess I just never knew dressing a moose could be so… political.
The mother of baby McPalin was fine with the name.
http://www.geocities.com/nullacct/mcpalin.jpg
FMA: no no, the scrotum she will remove, stuff with cotton, and use as earmuffs. the penis she simply sewed shut at one end, like a small tube sock, but for nickles and dimes.
obfuscator: Sadly, my acting talents do not stetch that far, even over them intertubes.
Flash Forward 18 years later:
“For your viewing pleasure at the Kitty Kat Gentleman’s Club! Sarah M. Palin!!!”
CivicHoliday: What’s truly sad is Ava Grace is a very pretty name. What a pathetic fucking loser.
ha ha, running over wolves in snowmobile, almost as fun as running over manatees with a jet ski!
obfuscator: Now now, you have to be specific about these things. The proud parents are from Elizabethton, which is in far far East Tennessee. Up in those parts, living in a double wide is considered high society.
Sarah McCain’s mommy told her daddy that if he pulls this stunt again, she’s taking little Lee Harvey Oswald, Ollie North Goldwater and Michelle Coulter Rove to Grandma’s place.
Love this comment from the Political Ticker item about the Gossip Girl commercial thing:
“wdunlap October 14th, 2008 11:07 am ET
You people make me sick. hollywood is disgusting depraved ignorant people that have neve even graduated from high school. I hate you pigs.”
wdunlap apparently knows whence he/she speaks re: graduation from high school and the illiteracy attendant thereto.
We musn’t be outshined by the wingnuts and their sparkly patriotic names. I’m going to get knocked up IMMEDIATELY. I’m thinking “Terror-loving Terrorist Hussein Hussein Socialist Homosexual In-the-Tank Hussein Monkey Acorn”. Has a nice ring to it.
CivicHoliday: Thanks for the clarification. I stand corrected.
WonderWomyn: Don’t Republicans cross-dress moose?
Ciptak, a blood bank employee for the American Red Cross, said he named his third child after John McCain and Sarah Palin to “to get the word out” about the campaign.
“I took one for the cause,” he said. “I can’t give a lot of financial support for the (McCain/Palin) campaign. I do have a sign up in my yard, but I can do very little.”
He can “do very little”. Well that’s obvious.
Here’s the REAL Baby Palin!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/dc2e3d02e0
Well maybe she’ll marry my nephew, Lloyd Dukakis Bentsen.
Doglessliberal: I thought that commercial was pretty funny! Kids don’t let parents vote McCain.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: ah, then you are clearly a “disgusting depraved ignorant people that have neve even graduated from high school”
In eighteen short years, some redneck will finally be able to bang Sarah Palin.
Actually, since this is Appalachia, let’s say thirteen years.
Doglessliberal: I haz no brain. Me stoopid.
Anyone else want to be named “Rush”?
OMFG! Let’s just fuck up a kid for the rest of their life from the get-go! This kid will in essence be called LOSER for the rest of her life! The only thing that could fuck up a kid more would be to name him after his father and grandfather and expect his sorry ass to follow in their footsteps!
CooterMarie: I read that as a request (desperate plea) for volunteers for the whole get knocked-up part, so…um, I’d hit that. Er, for the sake of bringing such a beautifully named child into the world, of course.
Libs, I hope you keep on hoping to change the way you hope for change over these next couple of weeks. http://offeringcommonsense.blogspot.com/2008/10/premature-evacuation.html
ManchuCandidate: No, she’ll have a sex cam on YouTube or something.