You know how many figs John McCain gives about Bill Ayers? Not two of them, my friends! That is why he is honor-bound to discuss at length in tomorrow night’s debate how the hippie terrorist and Barack Obama were giving each other handjobs back in the 60s.
Basically the idea is this: John McCain didn’t find a way to work this liberal loser into the discussion last week, out of Honor, but then Barack Obama called him a sissy, so now Honor demands that he mount a response. This is what McCain told a radio host in St. Louis:
Y’know, I was astonished to hear him say that he was surprised for me to have the guts to do that, because the fact is that the question didn’t come up in that fashion. So, y’know, and I think he’s probably ensured that it will come up this time. And, look Mark, it’s not that I give a damn about some old washed-up terrorist…
And it is precisely his lack of a damn about this Ayers character that will compel him to produce photographic evidence of Barack Obama and this dude getting gay married in Connecticut last week and having an abortion party.
McCain: If I Bring Up Ayers At Debate, It Will Be Obama’s Fault [TPM Election Central]
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Oh, good lord. Grampy? Give it up. The public has spoken. WE don’t give a damn.
Damn Connecticut and their unholy gay unions. Perhaps McCain will make a comment about how Ayers looks alot like a pal of his… whats his name…. OH! John Wilkes Booth!
I bet he walks onstage with a monkey doll wearing a crown on Thursday.
John McCain is in the tank.
Hmm. I guess he’s in the Col. Jessup territory of the campaign.
Well, when he utters the words “I don’t give a hoot in hell…”, we’ll know he’s moved on to “Patton”.
Tomorrow night, I predicting that a desperate, cornered McCain will provide us with the meltdown we’ve all been expecting.
Right now I’m imagining him staring at himself in a mirror and repeating “Who is going to kick ass? You are!”
Hahaha, suck it libtards! It’s OBVIOUS Walnuts doesn’t care about old washed-up terrorists! He knows how to get Bin Laden…but he hasn’t told Bush how! That’s how much he doesn’t care about ‘em.
He talk like us regulars peoples am! I like him about that. I’m vote John McCain is presnit!
Is an abortion party where they take pregnant virgins from a convent and rip the fetuses out by hand and then rape the girls with condoms on?
I just watched Rushmore yesterday and now I feel as if talk of treacherous handjobs is permeating my life right now.
For a guy who’s publicly crawled inside Bush’s pants at the podium he’s playing an awfully chancy game of association tag.
Ayers is so unimportant that McCain is even now commissioning Hank Jr. to write a song about how McCain/Palin will go back in time after they win the election to stop the Weather Underground blowing shit up….
That One is always associating with Those Other Ones and, via guilt by association, That One and Those Other Ones, along with All the Rest of Them and None of the Above, not to mention He Who Shall Not Be Named, are all Those Ones. Jeepers, this is exhausting!
Wow, it’s amazing how Hopey completely controls the Walnuts! campaign. First, it’s because of him that Walnuts! went negative (by refusing to do the 700 billion town meetings), then it’s because of him that Walnuts! is going to bring up Ayers at the debate.
Grow a pair, dood (and not on your neck this time).
BTW whats this I hear about McCain saying hes going to “whip” Barry?
At least the focus on Ayers prevents Putin from rearing his ugly little head.
Ha! He said Ensure. He must be hungry.
please let there be a split screen tomorrow… please let there be a split screen tomorrow… please let there be a split screen tomorrow… please…
[re=133003]Cape Clod[/re]: Win.
A “washed-up” terrorist? If I were Ayers I’d be incensed. Terrorist is one thing, but who likes to be called washed-up?
Why wouldn’t Obama want him to bring this up? It’s a sure-fire knockout. “John McCain wants to talk about the things a man I haven’t seen in 20 years did 40 years ago. I want to work on problems of the here and now. Talking about Bill Ayers won’t restore the economy and talking about Bill Ayers
won’t do destroy Al Queda. If Sen. McCain wants waste time talking about ancient history, that’s fine. Let him. The rest of us have work to do.”
[re=133016]Special Agent Jack Mehoff[/re]: Yes. On the stizzump yesterday. Just wait till he calls Obama’s rhetoric a spear campaign next week.
Off topic but let us all remember these happy times. Because once Hopey wins, we’ll all start snarking him as he cow-tows to Reid and Pelosi. These are the “good ole days”.
…I cant wait for WALNUTS! to explain how Muhammad Ahmed Ayers trained Barack Hussein Obama how to make his first suicide belt in the 60′s, while attending the Muslim church of Rev. Wright!!!
Well, if McCain brings up Ayers now, there’s absolutely no chance that Hopey will have a perfectly-crafted rejoinder, is there? Especially not involving the Annenberg Foundation, which gave Ayers’ charity $50 mill and which also gave money to just about every Republican prez candidate, including John McCain, and pointing out that if McCain doesn’t denounce the Annenbergs’ support it’s probably because he believes this Ayers innuendo is just crap. No, Obama won’t be ready for this at all. My bet is McCain won’t even have the stomach to bring it up.
Obama triple-dog dared him. So he had no choice.
I think we can safely say McCain is into the reverting to childhood portion of the aging cycle.
[re=133003]Cape Clod[/re]: Holding a miniature 40 of Colt 45.
Tomorrow will be the night that WALNUTS randomly wonders who will rid him of this troublesome candidate.
McHemorhoid end the interview with, “My friends, please stop me before I kill again.”
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Barry is ready for this, make no mistake. McCain is going to look foolish if he brings this Ayers thing up out of context and Barry will pimp slap his ass with it.
Guess you likes to hang out with washed up old terrorists? That one, my friends. Take a long deep look into his eyes… but not too long. He can hypnotize you with his refusal to answer questions that everyone on earth knows the answer to.
If we’re going to play this guilt by association game I have it on good authority that John McCain spent five and a half years living with communists.
Is it just me or does it seem like McCain and Bill Kristol are having some kind of contest to become the next Bizzaro superman?
Hello.
Handjobs?
I like where this campaign is going. Huzzah for Upstate!
[re=133010]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: In this case, Democratic and Abortion are synonyms.
So even though McCain doesn’t care about Ayers, he’s been goaded (http://tinyurl.com/5y647e) into pretending he does? That’s Straight Talk?
Every moment WALNUTS wastes talking about aging hippie radicals from the 60s is a moment he fails to talk about the 21st century problems impacting people’s lives. I hope he wastes the entire debate on this crap. It shows his mind is stuck in the 60s and doesn’t know how to deal with current events.
If McCain agrees not to bring up Obama’s “association” with Ayers, then Obama will agree not to bring up McCain’s association with John Wilkes Booth.
[re=133024]Chad San Marino[/re]: Hey now, there is no reason to bring common sense into this. Here, drink this steaming cup of anger and get back to me.
That said, I do like the jaunty angle of Ayers’ head. Stylin’, profilin’.
Enough of this crap. Hopey challenges him to a schlong measure for the whole shebang, and when Walnuts bends over to fumble in the tinsel thatch, Hopey conks him out with the eggplant. Then we all go over to Defamer and leave Ken Layne alone.
[re=133055]The Station Manager[/re]: Well, sure,everyone’s trying to be cool before the prison rape.
The trembling PTSD breakdown I have been eagerly anticipating! He’ll start in about how people spit in his face when he got off the plane and then he’ll reach for his sidearm…and I have to work, damn it. Will one of you please get drunk on my behalf?
Too bad Obama couldn’t find an eligible Vietnamese running mate. That would’ve pushed Pappy over the edge.
If McCain says “both Obama and Osama have friends who bombed the Pentagon”, Obama say, “both McCain and Osama are responsible for crashing four American airplanes.”
Does McCain not realize that all Ayers needs to do is say the word to his boyz and BOOM McCain’s down a house?
An honest question: Has anyone seen a single recent interview anywhere with Ayers himself? I’m curious what it’s like to reach O.J. levels of hate among honkeys.
Anyone else think Ayers has one of the greatest mugshots ever? It’s hilariously indignant.
[re=133024]Chad San Marino[/re]: Marry me!
Who is the real Kool Aid man?
[re=133028]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I’m so upset that I just asked Chad San Marino to marry me, because damn, now I’m all excited about you
Mugshot caption: “That’s what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age.”
Oops. I just unintentionally insulted a REAL aviation legend, Colonel Gregory “Pappy” Boyington. A thousand pardons, sir. *kowtows*
Actually, I think McCain is triple dog daring Ayers. Stay away from the Capitol building people. Nobody likes to be called washed up.
[re=133078]Mara47[/re]: Wow, sounds like you’re just about to be interviewed by Ken Layne for a job at Wonkette.
If someone yelled “terrorist” at one of my rallies, that’s Obama’s fault.
Some people should never, ever use the term ‘old and washed-up’, and WALNUTS! is definitely one of them.
[re=133027]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Or maybe these people can do it for him… http://open.salon.com/content.php?cid=28870
Gah.
“I’m just going to kick the air in front of me and if you happen to get kicked, that’s totally your fault!”
@ The Station Manager: Sorry. I just got my Lil’ Campaign Manager Kit in the mail I was
dying to use it. Let me try again: (ahem) Obama should just turn to McCain and say, “Crack-ass cracka! I put my foot in a cracka’s ass!” Then pimp slap him and walk
out to anything released by Issac Hayes in the 1970s.
[re=133078]Mara47[/re]: Damn, you gonna throw me over that fast? What’s he got that I haven’t? Sure, he’s eight-feet tall, covered with fur and hung like a . . . forget I brought it up.
I just thought I’d also like to point out that Palin has been saying, in the debate and at rallies, that the Obama/Biden ticket was backward-looking; always thinking about the past. Just what does she and McCain think this line of attack represents? If they’re so mavericky-futuristic, what are they doing?
[re=133118]Chad San Marino[/re]: There now, that wasn’t so hard, was it?
[re=133078]Mara47[/re]: That’s alright — I think that whole marriage thing is a little silly anyway. And I also have more fun being a tease.
[re=133069]Scarab[/re]: Win!
If WALNUTS brings up Ayers, Hopey could name the number of dirty old men child predators who have infiltrated the Republican party. The GOP has a remarkable hall of shame. Remember – GOP stands for Geriatric Old Pedophiles.
[re=133095]nietzscheprojectile[/re]: Racism and vitriol? Michael Morill should call it what it is… a bunch of ignorant fucktards stealing air from normal human beings. I wonder if we could isolate the gene that creates backwards-ass stupid sons-of-bitches, and cull it out of all American bloodlines. Idiot free by 2023!
@ The Station Manager: I dunno. I kinda feel like . . . Tucker Carlson? Is that normal? That can’t be normal.
[re=133070]Mr Blifil[/re]: He takes people down… pedagogical-style.
Walnuts always praises his history prowess. “I don’t need no history lesson from some hippy, mobbed-up Chicago politician”, cause he was there. He bled at the Battle of the Budge, wrote The Gettysburg Address, took over Paul Revere’s duties cause Paul was a junkie and couldn’t keep up, and he must be jonesin’ now to get him some action in the last throes of the surge in Iraq.
My worry is that another, nutty issue will muddle everything up come election day. It’s the mighty, humble ACORN, that can bring the GOP back from certain death. They are probably the ones behind this alleged fraud who came up with all the wacky names, and shenanigans in the swing states. Can the lowly acorn bring down our strong oak tree, Obama? I hope Barry can put this issue to bed, and maintain his mantle of strength and calm, in these erratic times.
I guess the Republican billionaires who fund Ayers , the Annenburgs, are also pallin’ around with terrorists. And the Annenburgs fund McCain, so McNasty is getting funds from terrorists. Way to open Pandoras box, Johnny boy.
I “hope” we get to see angry McCain at the debate. I wanna see Walnuts get so mad and flustered that his face turns red and steam actually blows out of his ears. Then he shits his pants, and it smells really bad, like old man oatmeal and fried egg gas and Obama’s gag reflex kicks in, and he starts laughing and then everyone is laughing and pointing at John until he starts crying and then goes into a rage and throws a chair, but it doesn’t go anywhere because he’s a weak old man. That’s what I want to see.
Obama was eight years old when Ayers was a “terrorist.” When John McCain was eight, in 1944, his grandfather was fighting side by side with Communist leader Josef Stalin. He should disavow his grandfather!
Poor poor poor sad little old man is walking into Obama’s trap.
He’s no match against Obama’s elitist college education and gotcha politics.
McCracker: “Heheh..well, what , what about Ayers? You’re pallin ar-”
Barry: “Hold up son. It ain’t cool acting live a jive turkey when it’s so close to thanksgivin.”
The McCain campaign is killing my sense of humor. Funny… funny…
Ken is right. The country is doomed. Even the aliens who were originally going to rescue a few chosen people have left in disgust. There’s a fungus common to rocks in Alaska in the summer, and it has a better grasp of the issues than SP. Dooom. ha-ha?
Whoooops! “Battle of the Budge”, I mean “Bulge” of course. “Battle of the Budget” is a timely subject though.
McCain’t will come out waving a still photo from “Johnny Belinda” and begin to rant until the moderator informs him that they are talking about Bill Ayers, not Lew Ayers.
[re=133161]Chad San Marino[/re]: Oh ouch, that is not normal, Chad. I’d see your physician (which, as an American American, I’m guessing you probably can’t afford). And if he says your fine, get a second opinion. This is not normal.
[re=133141]2druk2phluq[/re]: But, then who would we laugh at?
[re=133072]magic titty[/re]: The Ayers mugshot is pretty neat. His face positively shines with a youthful insouciance. He’s the Alfred E. Neuman of 60′s radicals. With his head tilted slightly to the side and his stylish facial hair, he looks like Casey Siemaszko circa Young Guns.
“…how the hippie terrorist and Barack Obama were giving each other handjobs back in the 60s…”
…while McCain took a nap on the front porch.
There, I fixed it for ya.
If there’s one thing McCain referring to somebody else as “old and washed-up” makes, it’s sense.
McCain: “Bill Ayers blew up a toilet drain in the Pentagon when That One was eight years old! That was the only toilet in the entire building! The Vietnam War was lost and I was held prisoner for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS because of Bill Ayers blowing up a toilet drain! And That One associates himself with a Pentagon toilet drain blower upper!”
[re=133167]PentagonBookkeeper[/re]: This ACORN crap is as much BS as the Ayers and Wright stuff. The only way ACORN can “bring the GOP back from certain death” is if they find photos of Obama in a graveyard writing down names from tombstones on voter reg cards. Now, I DO agree that the GOP is trying to use this ACORN thing as a way to invalidate any sort of mandate Obama might claim from an overwhelming victory, but I don’t think it is going to get them very far, other than making the crazy wingnuts even crazier. We’ll just up the secret security detail – our man will be fine.
Do you think that John McCain that Mr. Terrorist is a tenured Professor in the Education Department at the University of Illinois at Chicago…. and has been working there since Big Jim Thompson was Governor? So isn’t it all Big Jim’s fault?
[re=133274]CivicHoliday[/re]: Yes, yes. And this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ9wy2MI1NI
I am so pissed that I am heading for vacation in Reno tomorrow. I will catch the debate in time if I run through the airport and shove old people out of my way, which I fully intend to do. Any good ideas on clearing out a walkway quick without getting myself put on a terrorist watchlist? I won’t be wearing my Obama shirt just in case, as I’m pretty sure that will instantly put me on one.
Did anyone catch Countdown last night? Almost spit my chicken out (I was eating dinner). Olberman was just wondering why McCain would deign to even speak to Hopey at the debate if he was such a pal with terrorists, that he should maybe perform a citizens arrest! The thought of that kills me. McCain jumping on his Rascal Motorchair, and chasing Obama down to cuff him! Has anyone noticed that McCain’s clunky arm movements when he’s making a speech exactly mirror that old coot who proudly exclaims he “got his free Rascal” in those terrible infomercials? Gets me every time. http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Sen-John-McCain-Democratic-presidential-candidate-Illinois-Senator-Barack-Obama-Republican-John-McCain/ss/events/pl/082801mccain#photoViewer=/081009/480/110a9723c8b64b11bcbf80572c834c6a
[re=133166]PentagonBookkeeper[/re]: “From tiny acorn does the might oak (of Wingnut bullshit) grow.”
[re=133543]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: “Mighty” would have been a mite more appropriate as adjective there. Feel free to cut n’ paste that edit in your brains.
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