Former Upstate NY Politician Arrested In Seedy Motel Kiddie Porn Sting

Three cheers, for Cocktober is in full swing! Some tragic former upstate New York assemblyman and current parole board member was busted for allegedly arranging a date with what he thought would be an underage person but turned out to be the State Police. Hmm! Our fake fantasy victim has no gender here in this write-up.

Thus, the world has yet to find out whether Republican Chris Ortloff expected to meet up with a little boy or a little girl in his sad motel room crammed with child porn and "sex paraphernalia." Maybe neither! Maybe he was just maxin' and relaxin' in this random hotel room and had no idea what was going on until the cops busted in and he realized that what he thought was a novel can opener was in fact some underaged sex device.

Anyhoo, given that Ortloff was "always the tough-on-crime guy in the Assembly who wanted to increase the criminal penalties for all kinds of sex crimes" and also a Republican, we can certainly draw the logical conclusion about his tastes.

 UPSTATE POL BUSTED FOR KIDDIE PORN [New York Post]