Oh and another PECULIAR thing happened today at the Confederate Racetrack, aside from Hank Williams Jr. trying to mate with Sarah Palin. Some deaf wingnuts in the crowd yelled for Palin to speak louder, prompting Palin to call them slimy troop-hating brown Osama terrorists in response. She did this because she is, what else, a Maverick, and Mavericks will call their own cheering supporters illegal terrorists if Country requires it.
RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin mistook some of her own fans for hecklers Monday as a rally that drew thousands.
A massive crowd of at least 20,000 spread across the parking lot of Richmond International Raceway, and scores of people on the outer periphery more than 100 yards from the stage could not hear.
”Louder! Louder!” they began chanting, and the cry spread across the crowd to Palin’s left. Some pointed skyward, urging that the volume be increased.
Palin stopped her remarks briefly and looked toward the commotion.
”I hope those protesters have the courage and honor to give veterans thanks for their right to protest,” she said.
Some in the crowd tried to shout toward her what was really being said, but she couldn’t hear them.
After the rally, husband Todd told her that he loved her, but since Palin couldn’t hear him clearly, she arrested him and decapitated him with a sword because she mistakenly thought she had captured Osama bin Laden.
Palin Mistakes Fans for Protesters at Va. Rally [AP]
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I’m still afraid this dumbass might win.
She has been learning from John McCain. She was really yelling at them to get off of her lawn.
[re=132311]InsidiousTuna[/re]: I shudder to think of what a state of the union address might be like
Oh, Sarah. It’s like you and McCain were made to go down in history books as stupid, useless losers.
With luck, she’ll be run out of town by her own wingnut supporters.
After hearing what she thought was heckling, Governor Palin reflexively produced a hockey puck and dropped it on the racetrack.
I yell at people in Richmond all the time. Doesn’t make her special.
None of this is surprising. Most NASCAR-yahoos are stone deaf from the cars anyway. She’d have been better off just showing them her tits.
[re=132355]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yeah, the puck drops here.
Those crowds with their ‘gotcha’ yelled requests.
This woman seems baffled by everything and immediately reacts with the worst response. God bless her.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Maybe Hank Williams Jr. was playing too loud. That would be anything over -1 dB.
Contemplate, if you will, what would happen if she wins and decides to run her office just like Cheney.
I guess she though they were calling her a liar? What could possibly have put that in her blameless, straight-shooting little head?
That indecipherable hum emanating from one of Sarah’s (Weimar) rallies?? A Palindrone of course.
Or are Palindrones merely Sarah’s followers??
Ohh…Caribou Barbie is just so precious….and stupid.
I’m shy on courage and honor, but here’s a resounding round of muchas gracias for the veterans, who have made it possible for me and those just like me to squitter and fritter our days away, here under the shade of the spreading wonkette trees.
[re=132367]Truculent[/re]: Is that like what happens when a black hole opens up and swallows the universe?
The day I “thank” any veteran for anything is the day I stop reading Wonkette and get a real job.
[re=132358]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Those saggy things?
When any of you are speaking to over five hundred thousand voters Not registered by A”sshole”corn you can criticize.
They were pointing at the sky.. they weren’t saying louder, they were saying “Emmanetize the Eschaton, take us up to see God”
Jesus if she gets any dumber we’ll have to lock her up.
[re=132360]Miller[/re]: You may wish to peruse the other thread. Your link is stoking some fierce anger round these parts.
Why is the only response that Republicans EVER have to protesters about veterans? Do the right-wing nutfucks who protest outside Planned Parenthood regularly write to veterans and thank them for THEIR right to terrorize and abuse women who are going to get a physical check-up?
[re=132360]Miller[/re]: Liberal-biased yokels…where can good Republican turn?
Sarah, as a veteran myself, you’re welcome. Now stop using as political props and do something useful, like actually funding the VA health care system.
[re=132367]Truculent[/re]: She’s too dumb to do it as good as Cheney did. Seriously, the Alaska Legislature, which apparently conducts hearings in some sort of Wal-Mart breakroom, found that she abused her power. Imagine what the national press corps and Democratic congress will do to her if McCain ends up winning.
That’s right, nothing. But the solace that comes from playing make-believe is really all we would have in that situation.
Wow, I sincerely hope that she’s not as stupid as she appears to be.
“I hope those protesters have the courage and honor to give veterans thanks for their right to protest,” she said.
I hope groups of sheepish Republicans then sallied forth to thank veterans for dying for their subpar sound system.
[re=132388]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I thank veterans by voting for candidates who promise to increase VA benefits. And get them out of stupid wars. Most Republicans, on the other hand, thank people the way their daddies taught them — by not tipping, so they can learn the value of hard work.
she will lead the charge to have walnutz castrated and then decapitated then shell be all like move along nothing to see hear then in 2012 she be all up in our shit again
‘At ‘ere little gal, why, she’s as cute as a button, even if she is dumb as us. Let’s elect elect her vice prezdent of the United States!
[re=132360]Miller[/re]: Yeah, dollface. I really do enjoy your blog, but remove the link lest you be banned. Or maybe not. One thing about the Wonkette bannings is that they are rarely predictable.
Muslin? Last I checked that was type of fabric. Someone please educate these people. Oh wait, the candidates who want to actually provide education are not the candidates these idiots want in office.
[re=132376]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: A mini black hole, at least. There seems to be one centered near her mouth. When it opens, all truth and rationality are compressed into an infinitesimally small point and disappear into another dimension.
[re=132351]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: you betcha!
Poor Grandma Palin, things are only downhill from here. Todd, dear, I guess this means she’ll need some hearing aid batteries along with her copy of Guns & Ammo and Metamucil from CVS.
Let’s suppose your favorite NFL team was about to retire an unpopular QB. Let’s suppose further that the replacement was an inconsistent, injury-prone veteran. If you were charged with selecting a backup, wouldn’t you just hire a plucky cheerleader from a local high school? C’mon people! How else would you win one for the Gipper?
You can’t keep Sarah down. She knows McCain has tanked but look at all the national exposure she’s getting every day. Can you say U.S. senator? She just keeps vaseline on those teeth and her cleavage glued in place and full speed ahead. McCain has found his Liza Dolittle and she’s done with selling flowers. Probably done with Todd, too, but the dumbass husband is usually the last to know.
”I hope those protesters have the courage and honor to give veterans thanks for their right to protest,”
The next time I run into a revolutionary war veteran I’ll be sure to thank him for my freedoms.
I fully intend to honor our veterans but Sarah Palin is a drooling moron and though I mean no disrespect to our veterans Sarah Palin is too stupid to hold office as dogcatcher on Rat Island in the Aleutians, but I mean all respect to our veterans. Please keep in mind that I honor our veterans and that Sarah Palin no more deserves to be near the office of the president than Mahmoud Ahmedinejad and I salute our veterans. I respect our veterans when I beseech God to help the United States if Sarah Palin ever gets any kind of authority in our federal government.
Yay veterans!
Not satisfied with only being identified with Tina Fey, Sarah Palin resorts to impersonating Rosanna Rosanna Danna.
Nevermind…
[re=132384]Cathangover[/re]: Yea, well, Sarah riles up the fundies and the Rovian base. But they had to trade away the women and Independent vote. The more they see of Apocalypstick, the less they like about her.
Not a good deal for the McCain ticket and it shows in the polls.
The only conservative who still supports Palin is Pat Buchanan, and thats only because she quoted an old Nazi/White Supremacist he used to quote all the time.
“I will not show you my tits! Those are reserved for the eyes of our young, strapping men who are dying for your freedoms! I love a man in uniform! You terrorists!”
Is anyone else convinced that when her supporters yell “Drill baby drill!” they are refering to something entirely different than what she originally intended with the statement? Which on one hand amuses me, but on the other perplexes me. Because she’s not that hawt. I mean, out in Snowbilly Booneyville after a few cold ones, she’s tolerable, but not THAT hawt. Right? I don’t get the appeal. Then again every time I see tattoo lipliner I think of a puckering asshole.
“He said the sheriff’s near!”
So much stupid all contained in one little body.
As a veteran I thank myself every time I express my loathing for all this right wing bullshit. I’m the veteran who got gassed at the WTO riots in Seattle. I’m the veteran who was brought to political awareness as a teenager by The Dead Kennedy (yeah, I’m kinda old too). I’m the veteran who’s OK with so called eco-terrorists monkey-wrenching and tree sitting in the northwest. The whole “Thanks a veteran” bullshit makes my fucking head explode with anger every time I see it. Veterans and soldiers are all over the political spectrum and an awful lot of us/them would love to see Obama as president.
[re=132351]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: I’d have to start prepping my liver for the drinking game well in advance.
What an awful Shitbeast. There is only one thing a mouth like hers is good for: Eating my poop.
[re=132442]Balls![/re]: I concur! Signed, A Fellow Veteran (United States Navy 1990-1995 [you know, during the cool Gulf War])
[re=132447]Hound[/re]: Last weeks Newsweek (the one with Sarah Palin and her moustache) had an article about a book coming about about human waste that claims Martin Luther ate a teaspoon of his own daily. Strange. tidbit about “fecal
Mrs. Palin, the paste factory called. You owe $20,000 for the catering bill.
[re=132437]WendyK[/re]: You’re mistaken. I’d do her, if only because it means I could break her heart later by not calling.
[re=132444]Jackie Treehorn[/re]: That wouldn’t be a drinking game, that’d be mass suicide.
by “giving veterans thanks” for the right of free speech, I imagine she was referring to John McCain’s service during the Revolutionary War. Most struggles for free speech since then have been by people like Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt and Mario Savio.
I just saw WONKETTE on CNN (Jeannie Moss segment) about BO chocking a supporter!
[re=132442]Balls![/re]: As a citizen of Seattle I would like to thank you. Not for being a veteran but for being gassed in the WTO riots. That gives you street cred in this town. I asked a bartender what that day was like expecting an intelligent thought. His response was “it was so fucking fun! I was fucking wasted!”
[re=132311]InsidiousTuna[/re]: Getting all patriotic–this country has survived (more or less) an incredible amount of trauma since its founding and occasionally gets the leadership it must have–Lincoln and FDR most particularly. However if McCain/Palin wins (possible) and McCain dies in office (probable, he is a sick, cancer-prone old man), President Palin (horrifying) will be the one to preside over the final collapse of the USA.
And you, Sarah, thank a liberal for the fact that you can read and write. Uh, if you can read and write, that is.
Ah, thank the veterans. Jeez. Her intolerance is matched only by her lack of wit which is matched only by her decisive nature which is matched only by her bewbs. Wink, booty booty, wink, drill, drill, wink wink, betcha betcha, moose moose, hockey, flute, heels, wink.
[re=132394]obfuscator[/re]: No, you HOPE she’s ONLY as stupid as she appears to be, because the actuality and reality of it is 1000 times worse than it appears.
[re=132483]Texas2Step[/re]: That’s the most frightening aspect of Mooselini. Impossible though it is to imagine she will be much worse than she appears now.
[re=132412]WhoWillEducateThem[/re]: I smell a newbee!
that picture haunts my everything…
Sounds like she wasn’t READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAALL!
Why don’t these fucking veterans ever band together at one of the McCorpse/Palin Klan rallies to protest being used as a prop every time these RepugniCons have some pseudo-patriotic talking point to promote on camera?
This is just her gentle way of letting us all know that in a McCain/Palin White House, the Right to Assembly will be one of the first to go.
USA, USA, USA, USA, USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If ya don’t buy my record, then Al Quaaaeedaa wiiiiiiinns..
Seriously, I’m sick of country music singers living down to their stereotypes. The Dixie Chicks were the only ones to break the mold, and they’re terrist muslin frenchie poos.
Has she brought up Tropical Storm “Omar” yet as a terrorist threat?
Obviously, if they were shouting “Louder” they were Satanic Liberal Hippies who listen to that Rock and Roll, don’t ya know.
[re=132500]The Helvetica Scenario[/re]: Are you ready for a landslide? A tuesday night party!
[re=132507]Kwame’[/re]: Well, you know that Omar. Always pallin’ around with Katrina, a known hurricane.
[re=132442]Balls![/re]:
“Against all enemies, foreign and domestic”. For many years, the greatest threat to our nation has been coming from it’s “leadership” and it’s complete disregard for the rights and welfare of it’s citizens and the people around the globe, the troops that are sacrificed for ideologies and corporate gains, and the legitimate concerns of scientists, economists, and foreign governments.
People fail to understand that some of the more prominent people that labored intensely to smash stubborn thinking were the individuals publicly labeled as eccentric, irrational, or insane.
For your stance against a real enemy, I raise my glass to you, a true patriot.
- A Navy/Marine Corps veteran
[re=132467]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: We must invite Balls! to the next debate. Uh, this week?
25 people almost died at that rally, they say due to heat stroke, I say due to not being tru believers of the Almighty Palin. The debil is not happy y’all.
In any vision of the future, Star Trek utopian, Blade Runner/Fifth Element global industrial, or Road Warrior post-apocalyptic, there is NO country music. We will WIN.
[re=132442]Balls![/re]: Well, you’re a veteran, and I thank you.
Thanks for your service, yes, but also thanks for calling out that “thank a veteran bullshit.” If we need to thank a veteran every time we exercise our freedom of speech, then we also should thank political dissidents throughout history (that includes the ACLU.)
Would like your thoughts on this: it also bugs me every time some winger says our military is out there “fighting for our freedom” no matter what they are doing. The Iraq war, for instance, has absolutely nothing to do with my freedom.
Guy at back of crowd: “Cheesemakers? Blessed are the Cheesemakers?”
Second guy: “I think he means everyone in the dairy industry”
Also, am I the only one who focussed on the 20,000 people at the rally? 20,000…really. Bill, Hill and Joey B only got 6,000 in Scranton Sunday and it’s a fictional town in The Office, right?
[re=132521]Servo[/re]: Your lips to Gawd’s ears. Hank Jr.’s bad enough. Lee Greenwood? The worst.
[re=132424]Larry McAwful[/re]: Win!
[re=132367]Truculent[/re]:
Decides to run her office like Cheney’s? You’re assuming that, in case of a Republican win, Cheney actually intends to vacate the bunker. Four more years!
Did these imbreds actually come to see their female dale earnhardt, or was she just a bonus for them after watching more imbreds in cars drive in circles for a couple hours?
Speaking of Dale… for those of you who live in the great White South as I do, you’ll remember what it was like when “tha intimidador” departed his mortal coil. It was like jesus H. had died again but wouldn’t be coming back this time.
Waitresses were crying and businesses closed. My redneck neighbor had dreams about him for months and would get teary eyed when he talked about them. It really gave me a visceral and undiluted understanding of evangelism.
Christ = redneck fuckhead in car driving fast and dying. Both martyrs for what they believed. It is just that simple for our bitter southern brethren.
Smelly: Virginia rally had racin’ cars and Hank Jr! When the dems roll out the Boss or something like that, they get a lot too. I don’t think either translates into guaranteed votes. I think that when you need gimmicks, your crowd may be too perverse to take time to vote.
I recall that in “Deliverance” the one feller kept tellin’ Ned Beatty “louder”…. hard to shake loose of your heritage. They might jesta mistook that voice of hern for a-squealin’…I’ma jest sayin”’…
20,000??? Virginia is for Haters ™
For all of the Veteran’s who post here, I genuinely say thank you. One of the greatest shames upon Senator McCain is his lack of support for fellow Veterans. I continually wonder why this is constantly overlooked, save for the occasional mention on Keith. Second to that shame, is the way his constant mention of his POW experience has so diminished the experiences of others.
No real snark for me tonight…I think I am too worn to snark. But I did want to say thank you.
[re=132545]irisheyes[/re]: Seconded.
Thanks to all the vets, seriously.
People are dumb where I come from…and deaf to the world.
Did I say death to the world? OMG, I’m a terrist? nmhy sserlfv-=dxecxaplitasted jheadd isj noiws tyypingh tjhisz wirthj mny vbloidy tnoungue.
This “Sarah Palin” woman seems like a breath of fresh air. A real change from career politicians and the liberal elitist competent public speaking abilities.
We haven’t seen the last of Sarah Palin, win or lose in 2008. She’s a natural-born point guard, and in less than two months, she has taken control of the Republican Party’s right wing. John McCain will wheeze on out of sight after this election’s over, but Sarah will be around for quite awhile. She’s very intelligent, in a blind-ambition kind of way, and she’s got that lean-and-hungry look in her eyes. It would be a mistake to underestimate her potential for discord.
This link says it better then any i have seen thus far
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KzbJtG9V2E
This link says it best, if you agree then say so
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KzbJtG9V2E
[re=132567]michaelsbill111[/re]: George Carlin said it better: “I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.”
[re=132566]michaelsbill111[/re]: That was pretty funny. Even without a giant guy peeing on a bunch of little people.
Can we play a little over/under on the number of elec. votes Barry will receive. I’ll cast the first vote with 700 billion.
Hey. fuck Bocephus.
Listen to Innervisions instead.
Big Brother by Stevie Wonder
Your name is big brother
You say that you’re watching me on the tele
Seeing me go nowhere
Your name is big brother
You say that you’re tired of me protesting
Children dying everyday
My name is nobody
But I can’t wait to see your face inside my door
Your name is big brother
You say that you got me all in your notebook
Writing it down everyday
Your name is I’ll see ya
I’ll change if you vote me in as the pres
The President of your soul
I live in the ghetto
You just come to visit me ’round election time
I live in the ghetto
Someday I will move on my feet to the other side
My name is secluded
we live in a house the size of a matchbox
Roaches live with us wall to wall
You’ve killed all our leaders
I don’t even have to do nothin’ to you
You’ll cause your own country to fall
[re=132566]michaelsbill111[/re]: [re=132574]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I love the video, but prefer the Pissed on Iowans… it is short and to the point. And makes me laugh my ass off just thinking about it!
What was McCain thinking anyway???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KzbJtG9V2E
This is all perfectly understandable. When a large group of people starts chanting “Louder, louder…” it is very easy to confuse with “Get off the stage and go back to Alaska you disingenuous nit wit”
[re=132564]picyou[/re]: Yeah, she’ll run for President at some point. Almost certainly in 2012 if McCain doesn’t win. Well, she may run in 2012 even McCain does win. She’s crazy like that. All mavericky and shit.
Repugs, if because of your candidates’ encouragement of a new Crystal Nacht by the bitters something happens to Obama before or after the election, you soon will learn a new meaning of anger, a new, incomprehensible anger, and find no forgetting as your golf carts slow to the 18th green while your caddies your ignore tips, turn on you, and beat you with your sand wedges and expensive Bings.
Perhaps I exaggerate. I think not.
http://endtimepilgrim.org/guillotine3.jpg
MAVERICK. Very much MAVERICK. You terrorists don’t appreciate what our country’s fallen have mistakenly stood for, TERRORIST FREE SPEECH. While on the subject, anybody wanna wiretap a family member tonight, for freedom?
[re=132583]michaelsbill111[/re]: Can’t put my finger on it, but this one seems oddly derivative compared to the first one. But then the sequel hardly ever lives up to the original.
Jesus
David Byrne is a goddamned terrorist too.
Listening Wind by Talking Heads
Mojique thinks of days before Americans came
He sees the foreigners in growing numbers
He sees the foreigners in fancy houses
He thinks of days that he can still remember…now
Mojique holds a package in his quivering hands
Mojique sends the package to the American man
Softly he glides along the streets and alleys
Up comes the wind that makes them run for cover
He feels the time is surely now or never…more
The wind in my heart
The wind in my heart
The dust in my head
The dust in my head
The wind in my heart
The wind in my heart
(come to) drive them away
Drive them away
Mojique buys equipment in the market place
Mojique plants devices in the free trade zone
He feels the wind is lifting up his people
He calls the wind to guide him on his mission
He knows his friend the wind is always standing…by
Mojique smells the wind that comes from far away
Mojique waits for news in a quiet place
He feels the presence of the wind around him
He feels the power of the past behind him
He has the knowledge of the wind to guide him…on
The wind in my heart
The wind in my heart
The dust in my head
The dust in my head
The wind in my heart
The wind in my heart
(come to) drive them away
Drive them away
She should have stayed in Alaska. She probably would have got away with this.
Another Palin lie and scandal on Countdown….Ted Stevens-style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsHg5EfJYTU
So Roland Martin is on TV right now. He’s mad about he McCain pastor who made that hate prayer the other day. What are Republicans going to do when an amalgamation of darkies makes up the majority of the electorate? Seriously? Because it’s gonna happen in 2012 at the least.
OH good we can all forget about troopergate now.
Hey, there was a rally sponsored by ACORN in February of 2006 for immigration reform. Do you wanna guess who the keynote speaker was? His name rhymes with Ron RcCaine.
http://www.bradblog.com/?p=6508
[re=132586]Rodney Badger[/re]: Barring a cataclysmic change in the last three weeks, I can’t imagine any Republican of consequence wanting to hear the name Sarah Palin ever again. If Huckabee can’t get the nod, then she has no chance in hell. The Palin VP selection seemed like a good idea for roughly 14 days. A week after the GOP convention, everyone was creaming their shorts talking about how she energized the base and how Walnuts! had his maverick pimp stroll back. Then people saw her fail at the relatively simple task of answering questions with a modicum of comprehension and thought. Once every non-mouthbreathing American realized she embodied a stunningly perfect combination of stupidity and ugliness, the Alaskan honeymoon was over.
[re=132360]Miller[/re]: Iz b ok.
Barry is up by 2 in North Dakota in the “Fargo Forum” poll released last week. Yeh, North fracking DAKOTA.
If the home of Fargo and people who sound like Palin (and serious college hockey) is truly breaking for Barry, Walnuts! is so fucked. Srsly.
[re=132596]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Die Hard’s John McClane? The Punisher’s Tom Jayne?
[re=132595]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: What sort of scandal would it take to get Palin tossed off the ticket, or force her to step down as Governor? I mean, have we learned anything about her background since she was picked that was not based on a lie or completely bonkers? She’s an unkillable iron zombie.
[re=132605]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Maybe Barry pulled out too early.
/that’s what she said
[re=132593]HuskyMescan[/re]:
To add, here’s more on the topic from a disgusting, angry leftist, facist website:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/10/11/111018/34/47/627460
As far as I see it, she won’t be running for re-election. She’ll be working at the Wasilla Pottery Barn .
[re=132603]obfuscator[/re]: I don’t think she’ll get the nom, but she’ll run. She’ll probably make it past South Carolina, but just.
[re=132517]ihasasad[/re]: Well, her prayer buddies believe Jeebus causes witches and infidels to get sick or die (as they did to Princess Diana and Mother Teresa) …
Or alternately their car breaks down.
Jeebus iz in ur engines – givin u a sad
[re=132609]Rodney Badger[/re]: Scandel? Definitely. Ideas? I think she can do the work for herself. She is SOOOO fucked right now.
[re=132619]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I just can’t see it ending this way, with her nearing indictment and McCain all but conceding 3 weeks out. Not to mention that the Republican party is in the process of fracturing into into small, angry, competing ideological factions. It feels too much like Act IV.
[re=132593]HuskyMescan[/re]: Geeze — right now there ought to be a reward for something Palin hasn’t leveraged for her own personal advantage.
And I think that finally gave me an idea for the Palin acronym brainstorming from yesterday: Picayune Aggrandizing Lying Ingenue Narcissist.
The best part is, she probably doesn’t know what any of those words mean.
RICHMOND, VA — In a surprise shakeup of his rapidly sinking support team late today, Republican presidential candidate John McCain named Daffy Duck to be his new campaign manager.
Mister Duck said, “Tharah Palin will now thut the hell up and let me do the talking, tho our methage would make more thenth.”
[re=132605]President Beeblebrox[/re]: I’m sorry, but even though 538 has Barry’s winning % likelihood at 94% (up from 90% on 10/8) I’m still very nervous. What if he /doesn’t/ win N.Dakota? That would leave him with only like 340 likely ECV, and I think that’s too far from a landslide for comfort.
Who’s willing to rent a mini-van and go ranch to ranch in N.D. and shake loose some of those Undecideds? We can’t rely on the locals any longer!
I thank veterans for their contribution to US imperialism, which has benefited me by raising gas prices, destroying the value of the dollar, sucking money from education, bridges, tunnels, clean energy, and making everyone else in the world hate me because I am an American. Thanks a lot, guys! Keep up the good work. I’m mighty grateful.
[re=132603]obfuscator[/re]: “Barring a cataclysmic change in the last three weeks, I can’t imagine any Republican of consequence wanting to hear the name Sarah Palin ever again.”
Cataclysmic change? Many a slip, etc.
— I’m telling you what I know. Cut the red wire.
— If they were alive, they would be attacking us by now.
— So tame that you can put your head in its mouth.
— Captain, tricorder readings show no presence of any life forms.
.— That’s just a water snake.
- S.
[re=132670]S.Luggo[/re]:
The fix is in the mix.
It’s just a standard form.
I won’t come in your mouth.
[re=132638]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That’s a good one. Yeah, that acronym is for ‘readers.’
[re=132668]Aurelio[/re]:
“I thank veterans for their contribution to US imperialism”
In the narrow, sheltered, MacDonald’s realm of your 9th grade Gameboy education, your assumption is that grunts formulate US geopolitics.
A classmate of mine planted his Skyhawk firmly into a hillside in Cambodia, another stepped onto a Bouncing Betty in ‘Nam, another … well, you get the drift. Those who survived are still crazier than than a loon.
Never kick a man while he is down, he might get up and start looking for you. Tho a libtard, in your case, I will be more than glad to point the way.
Enlist or resist, then give me your view.
[re=132687]S.Luggo[/re]: He’s five feet two and he’s six feet four
He fights with missiles and with spears
He’s all of thirty one and he’s only seventeen
Been a soldier for a thousand years.
He’s fighting for Canada, he’s fighting for France
He’s fighting for the USA
And he’s fighting the Russians and he’s fighting for Japan
And he thinks he’ll put an end to war this way.
He’s fighting for democracy, he’s fighting for the Reds
He says it’s for the peace of all
He’s the one who must decide who’s to live and who’s to die
And he never sees the writing on the wall.
–Universal Soldier
Buffy Saint Marie
The Palinator is a veteran. She served in a helicopter unit in the Moose Wars. Of course, that doesn’t quite rise to the level of heroism of dropping napalm on villagers in thatched huts from a jet aircraft. But still, thanks for your service, Cpl Sarah!
{wipes d*ck on drapes. That professor guy is getting new ones anyway.}
I never thought you guys would go and find a FEMALE Gorge Dubya Shrub.
You Yanktownians never cease to surprise me.
[re=132388]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Most Rep congressmen are not vets, anyway.
Zhu Bajie
[re=132432]Chuckie Jesus[/re]I suspect few want to see her aging tits.
Zhu Bajie
[re=132442]Balls![/re]: Amen and amen! I was on Yankee Station when Bush was drunk and AWOL in Alabama! (Is it too late to prosecute him for desertion?)
Zhu Bajie
[re=132668]Aurelio[/re]:
Most of our servicemembers have enlisted because they simply didn’t have any other employment or educational options. It was the only door that offered a somewhat dignified existence. However, they are obligated to unquestionably follow the orders of their superiors, regardless of the purpose. I assure you, some do not agree with their assigned missions of spreading imperialism, but they don’t have the right or privilege to protest.
[re=132442]Balls![/re]: Add another Amen! to the choir!!!
OT Do I detect another member of the Monkey Wrench Gang in your rhetoric?
[re=132653]Weeping Jesus[/re]: Have you ever been to North Dakota? Have you seen Deliverance? No Dak is the remote Georgian wilderness of the north.
I cunt hear you …
[re=132346]StripesAndPlaids[/re]: OMG- Har har har!!!!
Palin was the guest of honor at a $25,000 a plate dinner last night in Tysons Corner at the Ritz Carlton…i am sure the room was full of regular joe six-packs who had a little extra scratch laying around…what a maverick.
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