Wonkette
Don Lemon hosts some CNN show we never watch because we are too busy WORKING, but he is a heavy user of the Twitter, and it looks like his beautiful friendship with some nut named “Carol” recently went south. Just this morning he was glad she watched his show, but then 12 minutes later he was all, “Please fuck off and die forever, I have no time for you, nut.”
Shortly after that, he had to post some illiterate message about how he had “norhing to hide” in order to soothe another anxious reader who we’re guessing was concerned that something excitingly unprofessional had gone down between Lemon and this insane demander of personal messages. Meanwhile, “Carol” burnt down her Don Lemon shrine and overdosed on Tylenol, and now her corpse is being consumed by her 35 cats, all named Mr. Winkles.
I’m sorry Don. I know how it is man, but you did the right thing. Theres really norhing you could have done differently. Except of course hit that shit and quit that shit. I’m guessing the deal breaker was a pic?
SNAP!!!
One would expect no less from a man named after a bitter fruit.
Speaking of Lemon, Tina Fey will leave Earth if McPalin wins. That is all.
Why does Don Lemon hate lonely cat ladies?
Oh Editrix Sara, she’s not suicided.
Hell hath no fury.
Carol’s playing the Police’s ‘Every Breath You Take’ on repeat track on her MP3 player while she’s pulling out the stun gun, plastic dildos, duct tape and night vision goggles from the closet to visit Don at his place.
“Carol” may be crazed but her taste sure isn’t. That Don Lemon is a fine looking man.
Isn’t that how Catwoman was born? Thanks for nothing, CNN.
ManchuCandidate:
NiMH batteries? Check.
Sara K. Smith, I’m working. This is strictly professonal. Cannot call you or continue to answer personal messages. Please respect that. But if you can convince Juli of a three-way, drop me a line.
Break out the Moet! The Dow is above 9000 again!
http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=%5eDJI&t=1d&c=
Don, you might want to go online for some recipies for delicous boiled rabbits.
Oh shit, run Monique! Carol will cut a bitch!
http://twitter.com/donlemoncnn/statuses/957656226
“Hi monique. Call my old cell number or email me yours.”
Oh shit, run Monique! Carol will cut a bitch!
http://twitter.com/donlemoncnn/statuses/957656226
“Hi monique. Call my old cell number or email me yours.”
ignoramoose: Call his OLD cell #??? wtf? is he blowing the chick off, or did he kep his old cell to keep in touch with his chicks he keeps on the side?? He better hope his wife doesn’t use the twitters, too!
Hey, if a handsome (famous?) guy creates an avenue of hope for some hopelessly in love female fan, what should he expect to happen? Twitter good for normals, not so good for celebs. It gives the illusion of relaxed friendship with the possibility for more.
Since when did a respectable service like Twitter turn into a low-brow, stream-of-consciousness, who-f’ed-who-in-the-what-now?, prurient, voyeur-fest? Oh…wait…nevermind
Does this prove that once you go black, you never go back?
Heh, twitter sucks. It is the cnn anchors’ shiny new object.
Tweet this.
“Carol” = code for “Gov. Palin”. I’d read that Sarah Palin has become more “accessible” to the media lately. It helps that Todd is always off “polishing” his gun.
Gopherit v2.0:
Dead cat bounce
Bear market rally
Sucker rally
Illiterate Twitter breakups are the the hip new way to do things. Which is good, we’ve long needed a place for ideas and postings that are too vapid and self obsessed for even a blog.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
I don’t understand this Twitter shit, but then again, I’m old.
wow. has news really been that slow lately?
That whore Monique better watch her back.
“Please fuck off and die forever, I have no time for you, nut.”
How’d you guys get a hold of Walnut’s notice of termination for Mooselips?
Who’s going through his 3.5k followers to find Carol’s twitter? Because THAT would be worth reading.
carollemon4eva: running out of vazoline. time slipping from robot hands. i love your posts don please call me on helmet radio or you die.
3 hours ago from twitterfox
Perhaps Don was disappointed that it is spelled with an “i” instead of an “a”? But then it would be Anchor Person Friend Finder, I guess.
What’s the Frequency, Lemon?… 38 minutes ago from Carol
What’s the Frequency, Lemon?… 37 minutes ago from Carol
What’s the Frequency, Lemon?… 36 minutes ago from Carol
What’s the Frequency, Lemon?… 35 minutes ago from Carol
What’s the Frequency, Lemon?… 34 minutes ago from Carol
What’s the Frequency, Lemon?… 33 minutes ago from Carol
What’s the Frequency, Lemon?… 32 minutes ago from Carol
Doesn’t have the same style, does it?
sanantonerose: Yeah, familiarity breeds contempt. No wonder I hate them.
Carol will not be ignored. Don Lemon better hide his kid’s bunny rabbit right fucking now.
I’d like to do something unprofessional with Don Lemon, he’s hot. And funny, in a droll, superior sort of way.
True. Don is a handsome guy but I always wondered if he was straight or not. Then again it does look like Monique has his number. Maybe he’s just really, really metrosexual. Well whatever…He can still tweet my twitter anytime
was part of the Twitter hacker’s phishing scam (stole passwords and posted fake posts from well known people)