Look at this heartwarming photo from the Toledo Blade. Some nice lady is “welling up with tears” because she can’t breathe anymore! Someday when she is old and gray, she will tell her grandchildren, “I once had the privilege of being choked to death by America’s first black president.” [Toledo Blade]
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There’s no way to know how many transient hookers have met the same fate.
No no no, he’s not choking her, he’s pushing her down to her knees.
Is Barack Obama gonna have ta choke a bitch?
there’s one of him trying to not really kiss this same white girl, surely it’s coming soon to a mccain ad near you.
Black man assaults white woman. Details at 9!
[re=131438]Guppy06[/re]: hahaha!!!
White Southerners will turn to McCain, now that Barak has actually TOUCHED a white woman!
“Toledo Blade”–isn’t that the name of a gay publication? If it isn’t, it should be.
The caption is tears not tears as in Obama tears a white girl apart with his own hands!!!
Hopey better be careful, that’s how every Max Hardcore DVD starts out.
Hopey: Back AWAY from the white girl. OJ Simpson: Never forget.
[re=131450]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: with Zorro as the editor in Chief!
Or, in an attempt to win over the evangelicals, he is proving that he TOO can perform healing miracles. This woman had throat cancer… doesn’t any more. Obama is just like Jeebus, but with the internets.
Before I click on the article, is the Toledo Blade one of those… you know… Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m just saying, the new IT guy has been giving me too much eye contact lately and I don’t want to send him the wrong signals.
C’mon, it’s just a little erotic asphyxia. Can’t a girl get off these days?
Someone needs to get on the horn with Atticus Finch.
The first thought that went through my head was “lucky girl”. And then I read the strangling/choking/potential blowing comments, and the next thought that ran through my head was “lucky girl.”
Did you catch the look on the heavy brunette’s face in the background?
“Sure, sex up the skinny blond! I hate myself! Waaah!”
Obama-Erotic Asphyxiation?
Look out out Barry, Uncle Ruckus is going to snitch on your ass.
My gosh, that’s Cindy McCain.
If Hopey keeps meeting the white women in person like this, there won’t be any left to vote for him in November.
I, too, have been tempted from time to time to go to Ohio and just start choking people at random.
Hopey/Homer Simpson ’08!
Why you little…
wow. kinky. next, he leans in for a little nibble of her ear, then kisses her full hard on the mouth, then releases her neck and begins undressing her slowly…ooooooohhhhhh yeah
Where’s Scout?
[re=131463]spontaneousabortion[/re]: WIN
[re=131463]spontaneousabortion[/re]: And McCain is Boo Radley.
At least she died hopey.
[re=131440]grendel[/re]: well duh?! Buy Hopey is so awesome that even when he chokes a white girl she likes it.
[re=131447]azw88[/re]: Obama already touched a white woman as he was leaving his mother’s birth canal.
Is he tappin’ that? Look at how his hands are gripping her shoulders and how her hands rest easily on his forearms. It implies carnal knowledge.
?
He approves….
http://www.theweeklydonut.com/index.php/2008/10/13/john-mccain-hes-just-plain-scary-part-three/
When McCain does this, he sneaks up from behind and uses a little cord.
This gave me the giggles: “I once had the privilege of being choked to death by America’s first black president.”
Bristol Palin is soooooooooooo jealous.
[re=131443]sarcasticusername[/re]: Drudge already on da case. Nice prominent shot of scary Negro kissing (and maybe copping a feel off) an Aryan-American. Stay classy, Matt.
Oh, jeebus, don’t let those b*stards Harold Ford this!
[re=131502]user-of-owls[/re]: Haha, I saw that too! But it is reverse-racist for you to point it out!
Is it Choke-N-Hope or Hope-N-Choke?
I hope you’ve enjoyed todays “Where da white wimmins at?” dogwhistle pic. Have a nice day!
A dusky putting his basketball hands on a blond, nordic white girl in a Toledo suburb. Is this why we fight? (One more topic for McBarbie’s next stump speech, which will be in Scranton, or Little Slavistan as it’s known.)
“Ooh, that tickles, Senator!”
And what is up with the skunk stripe in that girl’s hair?
[re=131488]sanantonerose[/re]: I wish I could believe that. But I don’t think WALNUTS! would comfort us with blankets when the Jettas are blazing.
The kiss picture is way more innocent looking than this, particularly because the woman he is kissing on the cheek is not nearly as do-able as the one he’s choking.
“Does Barak Obama have to strangle a bitch?”
[re=131440]grendel[/re]: Damnit.
I like her poneytail blonde and black color. she is loving it! I would too.
It reminds me of the scene from that old original Frankenstein movie.
Someone get Sarah Silverman on the phone, it’s time for: HOPENSTEIN!
Oh my god, it’s like a deleted scene from the Godfather.
“She was laughing…I remember…She was laughing.”
I looked at the photos. Why is the Secret Service guy hanging back with parked cars?
[re=131521]Min[/re]: The hair isn’t great, but she’s got a cute face. And once you’ve gone Barack…well lets just say the neighborhood boys will be sorely dissapointed.
[re=131498]Dr. Zoidberg[/re]: Guess Monica Lewinsky’s gonna need a new tagline.
[re=131537]S.Luggo[/re]: And why is Kirstie Alley hanging out in the background and not doing anything about this?
According to Sarah Palin, here’s the headline that goes with this picture.
[re=131542]sanantonerose[/re]: clever, very clever. I was wondering how that jungle love article would find itself into Wonkette.
Mommy, look! It’s Hancock!
Um…
we knew that would happen…
He is shakin’ her to her very core, yelling: “Yes you CAN get that dye job fixed, girl!”
[re=131542]sanantonerose[/re]: The cuteness. It threatens to consume me.
[re=131542]sanantonerose[/re]: OMG LOL.
I can just see the nutjob headlines now: Git Yer Hands Off Our White Wimmin!
[re=131497]WadISay[/re]: I cannot stop laughing about this.
“I find your lack of Hope disturbing.”
Chokey says:
“No, I think OJ did it like THIS!”
Maybe this is some sort of Robert Chambers Central Park rough secks.
[re=131488]sanantonerose[/re]: which would make sarah palin the rabid dog?
Hopey is learning from Biden.
They could have used the Greek columns. Toledo sucks the shit out of the Detroit River, and that’s some menstrual bilge.
[re=131542]sanantonerose[/re]: “I can has primates?”
As to the pic: “BE HEALED!”
Although, I experienced an ‘awww’ moment.
This is how in the bag the election is for Obama: he can strangle white women with impunity. Scott Peterson wishes he could give a speech as good as Barack.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
[re=131571]Servo[/re]: Bwah!
“Impressive. Most impressive. Obama-wan has taught you well.”
[re=131542]sanantonerose[/re]: Also, “u has a ..gack..flavor..ew..”
We ask you Jesus, to protect this girl from evil and witchcraft….
Another piece of evidence that Sara is the funniest Wonkette.
When you finally see things clearly…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KzbJtG9V2E
I think they are engaging in Dutch folk dancing (Holland is a tiny burg just north of Toledo, who knew?), which ain’t easy in wooden shoes. Of course, given the stock market, we all live in The Lowlands. And the background presence of a Monica Lewinsky wannabe gives new meaning to “Lake Erie.”
Thank you, Wonkette! My sex dreams about Hopey were getting stale; the strangulation angle should bring back the spark!
[re=131541]Christastic[/re]: She’s hunting for corgis to stock the freezer with if the Bradley Effect comes true on Nov. 4th and Levi Johnson becomes Secretary of Teen Hook-Ups.
Being choked by Barack Obama is being choked with hope, change, and love.
Barack Obama can choke me any time, anywhere.
[re=131791]S.Luggo[/re]: If that happens there’ll at least be ONE qualified cabinet member.
[re=131438]Guppy06[/re]: “Pan down.”
I thought Barry was going to make luv to all of the white wimmens? Now it appears he wants to kill them. Some mother complex I imagine.
[re=131450]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Huh. I thought it was a slasher/scarification fetish rag.
[re=131459]seriesoftubescleaner[/re]: It is totally safe. Unless, of course, your boss is one of those boring guys who disapprove of self-mutilation.
[re=131465]Cape Clod[/re]: I thought it was “Senator, you have to get on a plane in 10 minutes…there are lots of young people in Des Moines who need choking, too.”
Hey, speaking of Barry holdin’ down the white wimmins, where’s Ronaldpagan these days?
I can’t believe you guys have been at this for more than 12 hours and I am the first one to say, “She’s all choked up.”
woah, first time on these internets that I see somebody I know.
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