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Racist Moron Palin Clowns Continue To Be Racist Moron Palin Clowns

by Ken Layne  1:38 pm October 12, 2008


The only thing “funny” about this latest video clip from a Palin Nuremberg Rally is that it happened in Pennsylvania, where Barack Obama holds a commanding double-digit lead. That’s right, these people will soon be the helpless subjects of a BLACK TERRORIST PRESIDENT, who will tragically extend their miserable lives by ensuring they have health care and social security, while employing their trucknutz-loving adult children on huge New New Deal infrastructure projects in Pennsylvania backwaters just like this one. [YouTube via Alex Balk/Gawker]

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Frampton Comes Alive October 12, 2008 at 1:41 pm

Is that Phil Gramm?

Nathalie08 October 12, 2008 at 1:48 pm

Sad, but true. USA! USA! USA!

lollydee October 12, 2008 at 1:49 pm

Whatever. Curious George would totally endorse Obama because even cartoon monkey’s have more common sense than these wingnuts.

StrangelyBrown October 12, 2008 at 1:53 pm

In semi-related news, did anyone else notice how the Republicans tried to downplay crap like this on the Sunday morning shows by raising McCain’s debate expectations to nearly-impossible heights?

Weeping Jesus October 12, 2008 at 1:54 pm

I’m starting to think Palin is right in suggesting there’s no such thing as evolution.

ainm cleite October 12, 2008 at 1:55 pm

Here’s another wingnut at Palin’s rally

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw9bm5I3lHM

Trucknutz FTW

jhdowell October 12, 2008 at 1:55 pm

In all seriousness, this is kind of quietly amazing. Have you ever seen a person go through four full stages of shame on camera? Because this sad, old man just did.

SayItWithWookies October 12, 2008 at 1:56 pm

“This is Li’l Hussein. He keeps reminding me that I was better off eight years ago than I am now, but I keep tellin’ him he’s a terrist.”

SayItWithWookies October 12, 2008 at 1:58 pm

[re=130914]jhdowell[/re]: He kept that dumbass smirk on his mug the entire time — so I’m not giving him credit for feeling shame.

obfuscator October 12, 2008 at 1:58 pm

[re=130914]jhdowell[/re]: Oh yeah. The most twisted part is that the little kid ends up with the monkey. The slow, wordless meltdown of pathetic sad on that guy’s face was almost enough to make me feel sorry for him not really.

Itsjustme October 12, 2008 at 1:59 pm

He looks like a child molester.

sati demise October 12, 2008 at 2:00 pm

Ooops! He knew he was ‘caught’.
Notice how he tries to get rid of the Obama sticker hoping the camera did not see it.
A bit of a blush there.

Obviously a pedophile trying to pass off his stuffed monkey to a child.
Then trying to pretend it was the childs favorite toy all the time.

Yea, it was Phil Gramm.

Balls! October 12, 2008 at 2:00 pm

I’m not surprised they’d be opposed to Curious George since the current cartoon on PBS (a commie station anyway) teaches little kids about math and science.

BobLoblawLawBlog October 12, 2008 at 2:03 pm

[re=130913]ainm cleite[/re]: Brilliant. Win.

[re=130907]Frampton Comes Alive[/re]: Whiner.

ainm cleite October 12, 2008 at 2:04 pm

You can’t blame McCain/Palin for the rise in racist rhetoric – unless this is a case of Monkey see Monkey do.

Barack Like Me October 12, 2008 at 2:07 pm

He gets mad points for actually uttering the words:

“Good Americans”

Priceless.

Larry Fine October 12, 2008 at 2:08 pm

Obama isn’t like a monkey, he’s more like a chimpanzee. Look at the way his ears stick out, just like a chimp.

InKnockYouUs October 12, 2008 at 2:10 pm

It’s those cameras, dagnabit. Cameras everywhere. Can’t a racist get a little peace and privacy any more?

HuskyMescan October 12, 2008 at 2:12 pm

[re=130919]Itsjustme[/re]: I think so too. I think he was trying to kill two birds with one stuff monkey: Make fun a black guy and lure a toddler boy.

cheeto_jeebus October 12, 2008 at 2:13 pm

John Wayne Gacy in his mother’s glasses. The creepy frikkin doofus has that ‘ I just soiled myself’ grin permanently affixed. Kinda makes you wonder if there is something to phrenology, you have your Rove, this dude and countless other pastey chubby momma’s boys who all seem to share the same cruel world view. Maybe he was teased too much as a little nipper?

Blue Line October 12, 2008 at 2:14 pm

An interview with the crazy cat lady who told McCain that Obama is “an Arab”:

http://the-uptake.groups.theuptake.org/en/videogalleryView/id/933/

springfield_meltdown October 12, 2008 at 2:15 pm

Another rally in the Rust Belt. I used to be okay with being from there, rotting economies and all, but now that everyone knows about the white, bitter, blue collar racists it’s as embarrassing as being from the deep south or hickville Florida. Up till now I thought they were bitter blue collars were dead.

dano October 12, 2008 at 2:17 pm

[re=130927]InKnockYouUs[/re]: Yeah, here is what this idiot was thinking ” I’ve already made my inflammatory, racist statement. Now please respect my privacy while I enjoy the rest of my sad, sad day.”

StrangelyBrown October 12, 2008 at 2:19 pm

[re=130915]SayItWithWookies[/re]: So this crazy wingnut is pallin’ around with (stuffed) terrorists himself, then?

CivicHoliday October 12, 2008 at 2:20 pm

This would be funnier if I didn’t know that this guy probably has a white hood in a closet somewhere. Knowing people like this are still abundant and outspoken is just heartbreaking.

TinyTheToga October 12, 2008 at 2:24 pm

No Ma’am. Senator Obama is not a monkey, he’s a respectable family chimp.

Hooray For Anything October 12, 2008 at 2:25 pm

It’s stuff like this that makes me confident that if Hopey wins, we, as a nation, will come together as one to face the extremely and difficult problems facing this country. Or not.

accidental_tourist October 12, 2008 at 2:32 pm

I I didn’t see guilt as much as I saw the slow realization that his prank wasn’t worth:

A) Being on Youtube

B) Being on the 6:00 news

C) Having a monkey shoved up his ass.

grendel October 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm

[re=130931]springfield_meltdown[/re]: Haha… I’m from the deep south, and I’d be ashamed to be from OhPensyltucky…

HomoPolitico October 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm

This is why I’m voting for Other/Biden ticket in 08. There are now a lot more of us who have been the racial/economic/gender/sexual/political/(a)religous “other”.

And we’re gonna kick the shit outta people like him on Nov 4th.

grendel October 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm

[re=130934]CivicHoliday[/re]: The good news is that in 10-15 years he and his generation will be dead.

grendel October 12, 2008 at 2:38 pm

So what I’m not clear what it is that these people find more objectionable… being a monkey, or being curious?

SayItWithWookies October 12, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Worlds End October 12, 2008 at 2:42 pm

Anyone just see the douche bag on msnbc?

irisheyes October 12, 2008 at 2:42 pm

When are these people brave, like their fearless leader? I mean, we’ve seen video of these asshats in line and they’re all tough, but the second the camera asked just one of them a direct question…nothing. Now we’ve got Capt. Dimwit here, who’s all big and ready to face down the Muslims with a goddam stuffed monkey- until somebody actually sees him.

Wait….

McCain was ,” He’s a pal of terrorists” until he was actually face to face with Barry at the debate. Maybe they are just as brave. Let’s send them all away for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS to find out, shall we?

SayItWithWookies October 12, 2008 at 2:42 pm

[re=130933]StrangelyBrown[/re]: He pals around with more terrorists than he knows. Just ’cause he’s got a monkey doesn’t make him an organ grinder.

ainm cleite October 12, 2008 at 2:47 pm

Rick Davis demands another apology from Obama –

Davis: This is typical of the Obama campaign. They’re clearly playing the age-card by sending an Obama supporting primate/operative to bring this elderly white gentleman to McCain’s rally, having him act erratically, then seem sad. Obama owes McCain and the American people an apology that includes the words “I’m a terrorist” and “I love me some white women”

BobLoblawLawBlog October 12, 2008 at 2:54 pm

‘Kay, I have too many, so here they all are:

1. This guy must feel special to be backing someone getting their ass handed to them by a terrorist monkey.

2. That doll doesn’t look anything like an Obama supporter. Where’s the arugula mustache? The copy of the Utne reader under his arm?

3. This makes me ALMOST hope McCain wins so he can cut off this dickhead’s Medicare and he can die extra soon, and in lots of pain.

4. Since this guy is one of the 5% of Americans who are still actively planning on voting for McCain, doesn’t that make him one of the elite?

5. Hahaha he’s old and near death.

NoWireHangers October 12, 2008 at 2:54 pm

Dear Wingnuts,

I completely agree with your fear. Barry is going to win this Election and turn this country into a terrorist communisitm muslimist nation. That is why it is essential that you get out now! You fine Americans deserve better! I strongly suggest you look into leaving the USA for-ev-er. It’s what anyone who really loved America would do. Quickly now, get out of the country before it’s too late; your kids may turn into gay liberals otherwise.

Godspeed,

A Friend.

DoctorCulturae October 12, 2008 at 2:55 pm

As a social justice loving, whining libtard I’m now concerned about the safety of this guy and the “He’s an Ay-rab” lady. They are lonely and pathetic, desperately trying to gain favor through belonging to a group. The last thing anybody needs is for some Mr. or Miss Lonely Hearts Club to get harmed absurdly. This is what you see when you take the mask off Darth.

Polly Sigh-Entist October 12, 2008 at 2:59 pm

homopolitico: hear, hear!

SayItWithWookies October 12, 2008 at 3:02 pm

Political genius Rick Davis thinks an apology is in order — from the Obama camp. I wish I was joking:
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Rick_Davis_plays_POW_card_to_1012.html
I’m just kinda speechless after watching this.

iolanthe October 12, 2008 at 3:03 pm

[re=130930]Blue Line[/re]: Hey! That’s an insult to us Crazy Cat Ladies everywhere (we prefer to be called “Certified Feral Cat Caretakers”, BTW.)

We do not choose the cats.
The cats choose us.

Send cat food!

joezoo October 12, 2008 at 3:09 pm

It’s Karl Rove’s Onkel Himmler!

InsidiousTuna October 12, 2008 at 3:15 pm

[re=130953]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That just ruined my day.

tinybubbles October 12, 2008 at 3:15 pm

[re=130930]Blue Line[/re]: The sad thing is that Gayle Quinell is excited about having an outlet to spread her ignorance. Sadder yet is that she’s bred five like her who have in turn bred seven more.

That old jackbag isn’t even a good enough racist to be proud of his racism! I wonder if the local Grand Wizard guy has seen this video – if so I bet he’s fixing to give that old guy a stern talking-to.

Texan Bulldoggette October 12, 2008 at 3:18 pm

This guy has Chester the Molester written all over him. I’m sure he probably lives with his mother, is a [clinical] virgin & has zero friends, except the imaginary one that told him taking a monkey doll to a Bible Spice rally would bring him fame & fortune beyond his wildest dreams. (See even his imaginary friends hate him.)

dilhavarti October 12, 2008 at 3:22 pm

Asshole.

Herunar October 12, 2008 at 3:23 pm

It’s ironic that intellectuals are overwhelmingly left-leaning and socialist. Why bother to fight for the white trash who wouldn’t give a shit anyway?

Itsjustme October 12, 2008 at 3:23 pm

[re=130953]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “Nobody knows sacrifice like John McCain does.”

The nerve of that bastard idiot Rick Davis to make that comment!

What about the other 599 POW’s there with McCain? Fuck you Rick Davis. Some POW’s didn’t make it out alive. That is why we have MIA/POW! Fuck you again Rick Davis, from all of our families that served their country and were not shot down while ignoring commands as your fucking hero John McCain was. And an Final Fuck You Rick Davis, just cause you sir, are a prick. OMG! excuse the language please. Some of us had family that served and never asked us to kiss their collective asses when they came home. They were serving their Country because they love this country and they don’t need to constant admiration and ass kissing that your hero needs!

Worlds End October 12, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Itsjustme October 12, 2008 at 3:24 pm

[re=130953]SayItWithWookies[/re]: You were speechless, did I about cover it for you?

Blue Line October 12, 2008 at 3:30 pm

[re=130954]iolanthe[/re]: Ironically, I have a cat. I’m clearly self-loathing.

I amend my original statement: please replace “crazy cat lady” with “crazy racist piece of shit”.

wade williams October 12, 2008 at 3:31 pm

i love chimps…can t someone with the zoo bring some chimps dressed up as muslims and have them jump up and down doing chimp screams at the palin rallies. i would vote for that!

InKnockYouUs October 12, 2008 at 3:31 pm

[re=130953]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yes, it is Rick Davis who is the real monkey–with a string to pull on his back. But I had never seen Axelrod (Obama’s campaign manager) before. He is older than I thought and sort of dyspeptic looking. He looks like Leo G. Carroll, the old movie star in the Topper movies. See here:

http://www.homevideos.com/freezes-tv/Topper485.jpeg

sati demise October 12, 2008 at 3:33 pm

[re=130961]Itsjustme[/re]: Tell us how you really feel. right on.

News flash: monkey guy is KKKarl Roves illegitimate twin.

Johnny Zhivago October 12, 2008 at 3:34 pm

Interesting, apparently Palin liked to encourage “Track?” to injure other kids… I have a close friend who is a hockey ref, who told me this is the kind of insane behavior that give the sport a bad reputation:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/12/palin-hockey-mom-experience-on-executive-side-of-the-sport/

Worlds End October 12, 2008 at 3:37 pm

Was bill staring at Jill Bidens ass?

Hooray For Anything October 12, 2008 at 3:38 pm

As the Beatles once sang, everybody’s got something to hide except him and his monkey

Johnny Zhivago October 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm

The fact is that cat people are in the tank for Obama…

http://www.obamabling.com/images/kittens_for_obama.jpg

President Beeblebrox October 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm

This happened outside the Cambria County War Memorial in Johnstown… ironically the home of the old Johnstown Jets hockey team on which the Charlestown Chiefs in “Slap Shot” were modeled. I wonder if she pulled the hockey mom line there? Lovely.

[re=130951]DoctorCulturae[/re]: The President of the United States is the best-protected human being on earth, and I suspect President Obama will be the best-protected President in history. It’s sad, though.

Itsjustme October 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm

[re=130968]sati demise[/re]: would have been better had I not had typos! Damn Rick Davis made me have typos.

Texan Bulldoggette October 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm

[re=130966]InKnockYouUs[/re]: Yeah, Axelrod has a goofy looking mustache & an unfortunate combover. No matter how nice his suit is, his hair always looks kind of greasy. But, most of the time, he’s a good surrogate & can go toe-to-toe with PRick Davis. He’s definitely not a wimp, unlike most of Barry’s other surrogates (see Daschle and Corzine)

lawrenceofthedesert October 12, 2008 at 3:43 pm

This will probably get a lot worse as Nov. 5 approaches; these are the kids of the people who threw bricks at Dr. King. They bred like the rest of us — and there, the similarities ended.

President Beeblebrox October 12, 2008 at 3:44 pm

[re=130940]grendel[/re]: To quote James Carville: Pennsylvania is “Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, with Alabama in between.” Unless you get up towards the Great Lakes, in which case it’s like a weird mixture of Wisconsin, Ohio, and the Buffalo/Rochester corridor…

edgydrifter October 12, 2008 at 3:45 pm

In the camera’s unblinking gaze, what seemed like a real knee-slapper the night before when he was buzzing on Zima and fumbling with his bits to the A&F catalog slowly dissolves into profound shame. Truly beautiful.

SayItWithWookies October 12, 2008 at 3:45 pm

[re=130963]Itsjustme[/re]: I would only add an extra “fuck you” to Davis for his plum peckerheaded arrogance at demanding an apology from Obama for something John Lewis — whose civil rights struggle McCain tried to appropriate as his own in order to deflect his voting no for years on MLK Day bills — said and which Obama already declared was an unfair comparison while stoking the repugnant “Obama is a mysterious foreigner of some unidentifiable race and creed” fires himself.

If any McCain supporters still think they won’t be savaged by a McCain administration for disagreeing with their sanctimonious POW-in-chief on any little thing, then, my fellow prisoners, they’ve got another thing coming.

Serolf Divad October 12, 2008 at 3:48 pm

LOL! He left the house thinking it would be such a “clever” thing to bring along a toy monkey and wrap an Obama bumper sticker around his head to annoy the “politically correct” liberals, then went home that evening feeling like the racist douchenozzle he showed himself to be. Dollars to donuts* says he got the idea from listening to some right-wing radio talk-show.

*OK, I realize donuts are getting close to hitting the $.99 price mark, but you get the idea.

rubybuckaroo October 12, 2008 at 3:56 pm

I think he was saying that Sarah (the thrilla from Wasilla) is really just a
Rally monkey.

DoctorCulturae October 12, 2008 at 3:58 pm

Prez Beeblebrox: I was talking about the silly guy with the minkey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9YViHbaAWM

Texan Bulldoggette October 12, 2008 at 3:58 pm

[re=130981]Serolf Divad[/re]: These type of people use the following logic: I’m not a racist; I have a black friend/coworker/distant relation. It was just a joke. Funny, ha ha, see?

Douchenozzle, indeed.

Worlds End October 12, 2008 at 4:01 pm

Look at this one, does she ever say anything truthful.

Quote “During a Friday fund-raiser in Madeira, Ohio, Palin said Obama tried to influence the negotiations “in a way that would set back America’s cause there, while advancing his campaign here.”

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/12/obama-did-not-ask-to-delay-security-agreement-iraqi-fm-says/

Q2 October 12, 2008 at 4:03 pm

Obama is a Muslim. Obama is a terrorist. Obama is trying to steal the election (via the ACORN connection). Therefore — if Obama wins — a Muslim terrorist has stolen the American presidency. McCain and Palin are playing a dangerous game and McHonor has taken a dishonorable path…a path of division…by mixing racism, patriotism, sowing seeds of fear, and stoking this dangerous brew with the fire of religious hatred. If some indoctrinated idiot assassinates Hopey (to save America from the illegitimate dangerous president) McCain, Palin, Hannity, Levine, Limbaugh, and their cohorts bear a significant measure responsibility for the murder of an American president. This, my friends, is the fruit of McCain honor.

azw88 October 12, 2008 at 4:06 pm

I don’t know which is worse, the mouth breathing, hatred-spewing, overt racists that we all saw int the Blogger Interrupted video or covert racists like that guy…..

TeddyS October 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm

Chester the Molester there with the toy monkey is obviously a good Christian Republican and therefore does not believe in evolution…or does he? Like all bullies, he tried to hide when the rock was lifted up and he realized he might be on camera for millions of people to see that he is really just another racist turd. Then tried to get a kid to take the rap for him.

lilblackcorvette October 12, 2008 at 4:10 pm

hillary gave a helluva speech in Scranton

JadedDIssonance October 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm

[re=130930]Blue Line[/re]: “Quinnell Yeah , but he’s still got Muslim in him. So that’s still part of him. I got all the stuff from the library and I could send you all kinds of stuff on him. In fact….” Seems like I still have Jew and Communist and Failed Multilevel Marketer in me too!

[re=130972]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: That, of course, is because owning a cat requires more intelligence.

azw88 October 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm

[re=130980]SayItWithWookies[/re]: McCain is a hypocrite when it comes to Civil Rights he OPPOSED MLK day in Arizona. He has voted AGAINST equal pay more times than he can remember. (not that means much, since he tends to forget what he stood for and when he stood for it.

fuckinredneck October 12, 2008 at 4:14 pm

This will make it much harder for this fellow to get a table at Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles.

Worlds End October 12, 2008 at 4:17 pm

Anyone read what huckafuck’s explanation for the economic meltdown is?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/12/mike-huckabee-floats-theo_n_133930.html

JadedDIssonance October 12, 2008 at 4:18 pm

[re=130993]fuckinredneck[/re]: If I still ate meat, I would live at Roscoe’s. Gridded Heaven!

Weeping Jesus October 12, 2008 at 4:19 pm

At 1:42 when he tries to hide the monkey, it gets very pathetic. If you read his blubbery lips, he’s telling that little kid: “Grampa’s passing the racist torch to the next generation”.

Blue Line October 12, 2008 at 4:20 pm

Remember that cute little old lady from Scranton who was in that Fox News clip? She raised both hands to say she was voting for Obama and swatted down her husband’s when he said he was voting for McCain.

Scranton isn’t TOO far from Johnstown…I hope she makes the 2-hour drive to swat this guy.

Anonymous Office Zombie October 12, 2008 at 4:26 pm

Sorry to say progressive-type hopesters, but the kind of people this guy represents never go away. I predict a soon-to-be booming cottage industry in Nobama Hussein conspiracy theory literature and non-racially transcendant merchandise.

SayItWithWookies October 12, 2008 at 4:28 pm

[re=130994]Worlds End[/re]: Huckabee has his own damn talk show and yet Kato Kaelin remains unsigned? That is sooo wrong.

OkieHookerinEngland October 12, 2008 at 4:30 pm

You know, he was fixin’ to bring the family lawn jockey to the rally.
But that damned niggra boy was just too dadgum’ heavy to tote.

JadedDIssonance October 12, 2008 at 4:30 pm

[re=130999]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: we gotta get in on this pronto! Do you know anyone with a video camera? I’ll reserve BarackIsAMuslin.com. Anybody talk to anyone over at WND?

Ilikepigeons October 12, 2008 at 4:33 pm

at least we can cling to our guns.

StrangelyBrown October 12, 2008 at 4:38 pm

[re=130961]Itsjustme[/re]: “Nobody knows sacrifice like John McCain does.”

…except perhaps John Fucking Lewis!

Worse is Republo-douche Lindsey Graham spouting off on Schieffer this morning that a statement like Lewis’s “may have worked with the Clintons” (i.e., politicians who care about what Black people think) but that John McCain is “not going to be intimidated”.

New South my ass. I’m already yearning for the good old days of “Onkel Baracks Hütte”.

Q2 October 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm

[re=131003]Ilikepigeons[/re]: I’m clinging to mine.

Texas2Step October 12, 2008 at 4:46 pm

[re=130974]President Beeblebrox[/re]: You would think with Johnstown’s history, they’d do well to remember that the rich, elitist, Robber Baron businessmen were not thinking about them when they created the Johnstown Fishing and Hunting Club and flooded the town when the damn they created (against better judgement) broke.

Palin’s not one of them, neither is McNuts. They both make more money combined than the whole town.

grendel October 12, 2008 at 4:48 pm

[re=130994]Worlds End[/re]: Aren’t there some laws against reckless speculation like this? Can’t the FCC shut down Fox before they trigger more selloffs with these baseless rumors?

Terry October 12, 2008 at 4:50 pm

That video just makes me deeply sad. No snark. Just sad.

Monsieur Grumpe October 12, 2008 at 4:51 pm

Wait till the butthead goes to work Monday. Everyone will be circulating the video. The shame is just starting Dickweed. I wonder what he does for a living?

Dreamer October 12, 2008 at 4:52 pm

The only thing that will make up for all the time I spent stressing about this long election and being worked up about every idiotic utterance from the wingnuts is the fact that when this is all over and Hopey wins – it will be entertaining to watch the dismantling of the Grand Old White Party. All the finger pointing and competing books that will come from the McCain campaign staff will be an added bonus – maybe Josh Green will oblige us Oblige us by releasing their emails. Not to mention watching on Election night some wingnut heads explode on national teevee.

DemmeFatale October 12, 2008 at 4:54 pm

[re=130913]ainm cleite[/re]: Bravo! Kudos to all the Morans!

2druk2phluq October 12, 2008 at 4:57 pm

I almost lost my temper and wrote something serious here.
Stuffed monkey fucktard…

Nick vdK October 12, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Worlds End October 12, 2008 at 5:01 pm

[re=131010]grendel[/re]: The FCC is more concerned looking for nudity and profanity to care. I’m sure there is some law regarding this somewhere though. Considering he disregards IRS laws regarding churches im sure he doesn’t care.

[re=131000]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I wonder if who fox will give a show to next.

Texas2Step October 12, 2008 at 5:02 pm

[re=131009]Texas2Step[/re]: “when the DAM…”

Damn!

Worlds End October 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm

Tucker bounds making a ass of himself again.

Anonymous Office Zombie October 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm

[re=131002]JadedDIssonance[/re]: Good idea. You work WND, and I’ll start making contacts with Birch Society members.

How about this for our first breakout story? Obama is actually Osama Bin Ladin in disguise. Plastic surgery, Arab connections, friends with Ayers, secret ties to the Illuminati, etc., etc. “Fact – Osama Bin Ladin is still missing. Fact – Obama and Osama have never seen in the same place at the same time. Fact – only one letter separates these two men’s names. Coincidence? I think not.”

See, this stuff practically writes itself. We’re going to make a fortune.

gurukalehuru October 12, 2008 at 5:06 pm

[re=130993]fuckinredneck[/re]: mmmm…Roscoe’s…one of the most memorable meals of my life.

The Incomparable Tiny Valdez October 12, 2008 at 5:06 pm

Twenty. Three. Days. Praise the lord!

InsidiousTuna October 12, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Texas2Step October 12, 2008 at 5:09 pm

[re=131019]Worlds End[/re]: Is it just me, or does it sound like Tucker (out of)Bounds’ voice is about to crack ANY DAY NOW, and then he’ll be able to wear long pants?

Worlds End October 12, 2008 at 5:09 pm

[re=131023]InsidiousTuna[/re]: hahahahahahaahahahahahah

Worlds End October 12, 2008 at 5:11 pm

Looks like corsi is back. Can we put this guy on a rocket and launch it toward the sun yet?
http://mediamatters.org/items/200810100023?f=h_latest

Crab1 October 12, 2008 at 5:14 pm

I’d give that sad old man a sympathy fuck. With my strap on.

Worlds End October 12, 2008 at 5:14 pm

[re=131024]Texas2Step[/re]: Not a chance, I think he might be taking testosterone shots to get it this close.

facehead October 12, 2008 at 5:14 pm

[re=130913]ainm cleite[/re]: that was a whole new level of awesome.

facehead October 12, 2008 at 5:18 pm

DON’T watch this clip, but DO look at the title. The batshit crazies have raised the bar,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9alMceNcm4&NR=1

Worlds End October 12, 2008 at 5:20 pm

[re=131030]facehead[/re]: Poe?

Texas2Step October 12, 2008 at 5:22 pm

[re=131030]facehead[/re]: WTF is the rapture going to happen and take these morons where they belong?! (And I mean, NOT HERE.)

Lazy Media October 12, 2008 at 5:26 pm

[re=130919]Itsjustme[/re]: He’s definitely got the pedo-smile.

Maddox explains how to spot a pedophile

astroprofeddie October 12, 2008 at 5:35 pm

Curious George is in the Tank for Obama

burgerdog October 12, 2008 at 5:41 pm

That is an amazing piece of film making. An old man is angry and uses an avatar of what he sees as his enemy. He gets embarrassed, and gives the avatar to the new generation who accepts it gladly. Brilliant.

larz October 12, 2008 at 5:50 pm

The irony is that in about 10 years that kid will say “Jeeze, Grandpa sure was a frickin’ racist pig. Thank God he’s in hell now and can’t terrorize us any more.”

Baldeagle79 October 12, 2008 at 5:55 pm

Or in 10 years the kid will be wondering why he’s standing in a food kitchen line with 200 million other Americans who are out of work, when our government forces every freakin’ last job we have overseas by taxing employers to death.

http://www.offeringcommonsense.blogspot.com

Baldeagle79 October 12, 2008 at 5:56 pm

[re=130909]Nathalie08[/re]:

You a big fan of Marx?

http://www.offeringcommonsense.blogspot.com

sati demise October 12, 2008 at 6:01 pm

[re=130987]Q2[/re]: Lets hope that McCain playing the George Wallace strategy ends the same way?

You reap what you sow.

And it is a sin to bear false witness.

Itsjustme October 12, 2008 at 6:04 pm

[re=130984]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Lest we forget. Oh no, Some of “them” are okay.

Steeevyo October 12, 2008 at 6:04 pm

If that is supposed to be the superior aryan race, then im ashamed to be german.

PentagonBookkeeper October 12, 2008 at 6:05 pm

The Wizardess of Wasilla is in a special small town where all the folks know that Obama is a Muslim who talks about them behind their backs when he is at cocktail parties in San Francisco. An old man was chewing gum behind her, and after she said “Drill baby drill”, he finally started shouting, “ANWR” over and over. Shit, now Shuster is talking and I can’t hear her voice. There’s another man behind her clutching his arm like he’s about to have a heart attack. It is frightening to think about what goes on in the minds of men when Sarah comes to town.

irisheyes October 12, 2008 at 6:05 pm

[re=131033]Lazy Media[/re]: ooh, I am so pleased that I can spot a pedophile! Turns out I was right about the guy down the street where I grew up! Oh. Damn. I haz a sad.

sati demise October 12, 2008 at 6:08 pm

[re=131041]Baldeagle79[/re]: Only if WALNUTS!/Apocalypstick steal this election.

If Hopey wins, he will be working at a nice clean solar cell plant in the clean fresh air with a gym and good healthy food in the cafeteria.

Itsjustme October 12, 2008 at 6:08 pm

[re=131005]StrangelyBrown[/re]: I saw Lindsey “come on out of the closet” this morning. He makes me want to vomit!

AOL headline is, “McCain vows to whip Obama’s ‘you know what’”

Supposedly, Camp Gramps has a new economic plan that he will unveil this week during the Debate and then he is going 24/7 to win the election.

DangerousLiberal October 12, 2008 at 6:13 pm

[re=130969]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: Hey, that’s experience we can believe in! Kind of like Michael Brown and the Arabian horses. Of course, both Brownie and the horses were smarter than Palin. As Arabian horses, they were a clear and present danger to national security….

Fun-filled October 12, 2008 at 6:14 pm

You think they’re so dumb, you think they’re so funny
Wait until they’ve got you running to the night rally

-ec

Itsjustme October 12, 2008 at 6:15 pm

[re=131019]Worlds End[/re]: When did he stop?

Itsjustme October 12, 2008 at 6:16 pm

[re=131012]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Mommy and Daddy’s taxes.

Ilikepigeons October 12, 2008 at 6:17 pm

[re=131006]Q2[/re]: do you think we will be using them on Nov. 5th?

StrangelyBrown October 12, 2008 at 6:20 pm

[re=131050]Itsjustme[/re]: “McCain vows to whip Obama’s ‘you know what’”

No, what? Tell me, John, what are you going to whip? Are you going to whip Obama’s… back? Whip him onstage over and over until he abandons the name of his ancestral people and adopts the inoffensive slave-name of “Toby”? Is that the WHIPPING you have in mind, John?

Weeping Jesus October 12, 2008 at 6:21 pm

[re=131012]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I think he’s a dentist who drills holes in people’s front teeth while repeating, “Is it safe?”

Itsjustme October 12, 2008 at 6:25 pm

[re=131057]StrangelyBrown[/re]: My question was more of “how?” It would appear the Rolling Stone article about Gramps is right on the mark.

azw88 October 12, 2008 at 6:31 pm

This afternoon I was a truck with the following messages printed on paper in the rear window:

“1-04-08 The end of the Muslim Power grab”

“NObama08. Once a Muslim always a Muslim”

Unfuckingbelievable! I wanted to run them off the road and beat some sense into them…..

rocktonsammy October 12, 2008 at 6:31 pm

The closer we get to Election Day the more ‘real Americans’ we’ll be seeing. Them and the celebrities.

Winsome October 12, 2008 at 6:32 pm

[re=130930]Blue Line[/re]: just a fuckin minute there. What makes her a “crazy cat lady”. Every one of my 6 cats is for Obama!

irisheyes October 12, 2008 at 6:33 pm

[re=131057]StrangelyBrown[/re]: I sense some frustration, no?

Itsjustme October 12, 2008 at 6:34 pm

[re=131060]azw88[/re]: You can’t. There is no sense to be had for these people.

azw88 October 12, 2008 at 6:36 pm

[re=131064]Itsjustme[/re]: I know, I wouldn’t do it, but damned some people are just to fucking stupid to live and I want to push the whole ‘survival of the fittest’ bit to the limit…

rocktonsammy October 12, 2008 at 6:37 pm

[re=131062]Winsome[/re]:

four cats and up makes you a crazy cat lady, buy a vibrator or something.

Winsome October 12, 2008 at 6:38 pm

[re=131060]azw88[/re]: I hope you are better now.

KublaKant October 12, 2008 at 6:39 pm

In the unreconstructed south such as Virginia, North Carolina, and Arizona it is the latent racists we have to worry about. The ones who would never bring a monkey wearing a fez to a Caribou Barbie rally, but at the same time would never vote for a black man under any circumstances. They are still around, and they lie to pollsters as well as themselves.

Serolf Divad October 12, 2008 at 6:41 pm

[re=131012]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:

Unfortunately, the butthead is probably retired and will get a standing ovation from his fellow Rotarians next time he shows up at the Rotary club.

Itsjustme October 12, 2008 at 6:41 pm

[re=131066]azw88[/re]: I didn’t say “don’t do it” I said you can’t beat any sense into them. But, you could kick their ass just the same. I was in the store last night wearing my Obama shirt and this man said to me, “Hey! I turned thinking, “oh here we go.” He said in a louder voice, “GREAT SHIRT.” Thank God.

Canmon (the Inadequate) October 12, 2008 at 6:43 pm

Obama also has racist supporters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OowxMcVTjTE

DoctorCulturae October 12, 2008 at 6:46 pm

[re=131058]Weeping Jesus[/re]:

Here is Olivier playing Szell, or one could say playing “the man with the monkey.” (first few seconds in darkness)

Hope everyone is stocked up on medication for the next few weeks. I don’t see how this is going to get simpler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5Qk-jB0D4

PS: the trolls are out early for Halloween!

Itsjustme October 12, 2008 at 6:48 pm

[re=131072]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: Wow! look at the comments.

DoctorCulturae October 12, 2008 at 6:52 pm

[re=131074]Itsjustme[/re]: Meh. Snark 1.0

Itsjustme October 12, 2008 at 6:55 pm

[re=131075]DoctorCulturae[/re]: The Semper Fi comment is rather unnerving to me.

Q2 October 12, 2008 at 6:58 pm

[re=131055]Ilikepigeons[/re]: No. But I think Hopey’s in danger, and more so because of the division McHonor has chosen to sow. Much more so. Did greed cause this? Did the lure of, and lust for, the presidency cause McHonor to go down this evil path? On the upside Jimmy Crow’s about to get another stake through his heart. This is gonna be a BIG FUQIN’ STAKE. :-)

WadISay October 12, 2008 at 6:59 pm

Another conclusion you might draw from this is that all Pennsylvania small town Republicans are made out of large quantities of mashed potatoes.

smellyal8r October 12, 2008 at 7:04 pm

This racist crank deserves every shred of snark he’s receiving from this string.

And now we see, courtesy of AOL (?) McCain has a plan to fix the economy. A “secret plan, my friends” like Nixon’s to end the Veetnam War? I think his first secret plan tanked (buy everyone’s mortgage). What’s it going to be now? Buy everyone’s bank? He wants to drop these bombshells in the final debate so the moderator can’t ask any questions and Obama won’t be interested. Fine, you old fart, release your secret plan. Barry addresses the nation in some form Oct. 29 (he’ll address the new McCain plan then) and the McCaniacs don’t have the money to match it. Early voting begins in most states around 10/20 and most everyone will want to avoid the rush (early voting places in Texas are always packed).

StrangelyBrown October 12, 2008 at 7:09 pm

[re=131060]azw88[/re]: One of my redneck family members actually sobered up enough to email me the whole “Obama is the Antichrist” meme — today! Well, I did a little online research and composed a retort, and since we’re degenerating into madness here, I thought I would share:

Subj: Sarah Palin, Antichrist?

Funny you should bring up the Antichrist. I recently learned about something Benny Hinn prophesized back in the 1990s, which was supposed to take place “in the coming years.” Benny says:

“The Spirit of God tells me “there will be a woman that will arise as a leader in the West. In her day, much evil will take place. She will be very powerful.” And the Spirit tells me that “the church, once raptured, following the rapture a woman President will be in the White House and that woman President will destroy this nation, but My church will be gone, and My saints will be home.””

(Source: http://www.raptureready.com/rapture/ssbh3.html)

A woman President from the West, who will destroy this nation? Wait a minute — Alaska’s in the West! Could the real Antichrist be… SARAH PALIN?

You know, I could just about believe in this prophesy stuff…

smellyal8r October 12, 2008 at 7:14 pm

[re=131080]StrangelyBrown[/re]: Great research. Gawd Bless the Interwebs!

druranium October 12, 2008 at 7:15 pm

[re=131012]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I’d wager that this pedophile is unemployed and lives in a shed in his parents backyard
[re=131041]Baldeagle79[/re]: Hey! I checked out your blog!
(IT SUCKS)

Monkey October 12, 2008 at 7:16 pm

What this obviously creationist butterball was saying is he believes that Obama is the product of evolution – from monkeys – while he, and all half-breed pennsylvanians, are descended from, well, from other half-breed pennsylvanians. Vote for Obama, the Evolution Candidate!

fuckinredneck October 12, 2008 at 7:17 pm

Whatever happens, RacistGrandpa ™ has secured his place in the loony footage that will be played whenever the History Channel tells the story of the 2008 presidential election.

sati demise October 12, 2008 at 7:20 pm

[re=131072]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: Lets see:
I see your Farakhan and raise you the KKK and the John Birchers for Apocalypstick/McNasty

The big win will be for the Skin Heads, the Neo-nazi-neo-cons, the White Supremacists, the Goths, and Wonketteers.

The result will be either the return of the ‘Project For A New American Century’, run by Randy Schuenemann.
Or the Clean Energy/Jobs Coalition return of Democracy and the Rule Of Law with all the usual suspects and Albert Gore.

sati demise October 12, 2008 at 7:24 pm

[re=131086]fuckinredneck[/re]: That guy is not a ‘breeder’. No way, no how.

CooterMarie October 12, 2008 at 7:33 pm

You know who I feel the most sorry for here? The Man In the Yellow Hat! The poor guy who adopted Curious George years ago, who has taken care of him, taught him, fed him, clothed him… This fucktard has clearly kidnapped Curious George and is using him to propagate his bizarre racist divel. Has anyone thought to tell the Man In the Yellow Hat that Curious George has probably been sodomized by this pervert, but is still alive? WHAT ABOUT THE MAN IN THE YELLOW HAT???

Texas2Step October 12, 2008 at 7:44 pm

[re=130987]Q2[/re]: You know, it’s my fear (GOD FORBID A HUNDRED THOUSAND TIMES, PTEW! PTEW! AND CROSSING MYSELF) that one of these racist wingunts may just try to blow up a voting place to try and affect the outcome of the race.

I shouldn’t have to even have the HINT of a fear that this would happen in America. And we have McNuts and Impeachment Barbie to thank for that.

1ofUS October 12, 2008 at 7:44 pm

Who is the short, white nigger there?
Maverick is the name.
Ridin’ the trail to who knows where,
Palin’s his companion,
Gamblin’ is his game.
Smooth as the handler of a pol.
Maverick is the name.
Mild as the scent of Pine-sol
Growin’ a new bunion,
Geezier and lame.

WoundedVeteran October 12, 2008 at 7:50 pm

Nah, I think one would find the man holding the pretend monkey is really a monkey man for Mark Foley. I’d bet he slathers his ass with KY, and bends over to receive the Republican vetting process, by a panel of twelve of his peers, each moving from rear to front, so best to swap a George W. Bush kiss, prior to him being saved and all, while blowing off in the respective cavity. Bump and run, fun and gun, no ass left behind, I’m yer brown eye girl and a card carrying conservative, and let us pray now that Gawd, does not embarrass Himself by letting Obama win. Next group please….

irisheyes October 12, 2008 at 7:51 pm

MUCH TROLLING NEEDED IMMEDIATELY AT THE FOLLOWING SITE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OowxMcVTjTE

already reported some of the commenters to the FBI for potential threats….

InsidiousTuna October 12, 2008 at 7:55 pm

[re=131096]irisheyes[/re]: Attagirl, beat me to it.

WoundedVeteran October 12, 2008 at 7:58 pm

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…just above me here, brilliant, like whiskey in a bottle, Maverick song, I laughed so hard I pissed, short white nigger…hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…you have nailed him, what a lyric!!!!!!!

Q2 October 12, 2008 at 8:06 pm

[re=131098]WoundedVeteran[/re]: Ummmmm. “lol.” I guess.

Bagglio Ordonez October 12, 2008 at 8:08 pm

McCain / Palin supporters in line at a Pennsylvania denim jacket convention say stupid things about Obama and his supporters.

Must see

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itEucdhf4Us

Q2 October 12, 2008 at 8:11 pm

Look for the RightWingNutz to play up the “They’re trying to steal the election” angle this week. This will create the perfect storm of hatred and outrage when Hopey wins it because, in the eyes of the RightWingNutz, Hopey won’t be a legit prez…’cause “he stole it.”b

WoundedVeteran October 12, 2008 at 8:11 pm

[re=131096]irisheyes[/re]:

What part of the ten plus year old video is relevant?

InsidiousTuna October 12, 2008 at 8:15 pm

[re=131102]WoundedVeteran[/re]: The commenters who are talking about killing Obama.

wolfcatcher October 12, 2008 at 8:22 pm

Now McCain can’t shut up about how he’s gonna “whip” Obama. I’m guessing McCain will be doing that prior to having the mob lynch the Junior Senator from IL for his uppity ways.

Polly Sigh-Entist October 12, 2008 at 8:22 pm

I don’t know about you guys/gals (because I’m not sexist you Republican ass-cracks) but I’m just so excited to be reliving the 60s and 70s of my parents’ youth, complete with the overt race-baiting, government lies, war-mongering and economic turmoil – thank you so much you self-absorbed G.O.P. fucktards, thank you for showing me what it is truly like to live in a broken society. As someone mentioned here before this week, I hope you have plenty of Kool-Aid and poison to deal with a Hopey win – you won’t be missed, trust all of us!!

WoundedVeteran October 12, 2008 at 8:30 pm

[re=131103]InsidiousTuna[/re]:

Thanks….I guess I have tuned out the nation of Islam too readily for too long…keep me in check…

Ilikepigeons October 12, 2008 at 9:03 pm

[re=131077]Q2[/re]: he made a pact with the devil in 2004.
that psycho bit*h is scarier cuz you know she is going to
kill mcahole and anyone who threatens teh path to rapture…

itgetter October 12, 2008 at 9:08 pm

I have the privilege of teaching the public school children of people like this. Last week when I asked if anyone knew what the African American population in America was, one student replied, “Too many.” (Although I have to say, the vast majority of my students want to see Obama win and do not understand at all why gay marriage isn’t legal everywhere.)

Also, the top story on Digg is fun: http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Racist_Obama_billboard_causes_outrage

Chief Grinning Eagle October 12, 2008 at 9:11 pm

After they banned the Hegins Pigeon Shoot that annual Auschwitz for pigeons on Labor Days, rural Pennsylvanians became bored and listless missing the good ol’ days.

Nothing like a Sarah Palin visit to bring out the Bold and Beautiful. Liberate nothing uppity, black, female, and especially animals!

“Let feathers fly and freedom ring!”; and “Save a pigeon … shoot a protester.”

bschak October 12, 2008 at 9:21 pm

Is that John Demjanjuk?

OffTheRecord October 12, 2008 at 9:26 pm

Oh jesus. I would say I wonder where these morans gets there ideas, but I am pretty sure I have the answer. I was watching Fox News today for basically the first time ever and it was seriously scary. They had some Obama documentary on, has anyone seen this? I saw maybe of total of five minutes and what I learned was: Obama had two Pakistani roommates, Obama visited Pakistan with one of them, Obama could not remember his exact addresses from when he was at Columbia (this was the best one because I graduated from college in 2007 and can remember maybe one of my addresses, so clearly I am a terrorist), Obama moved a lot in college, and Obama did not have many close friends in New York. Somehow they made each and every one of these things sound like a terrorist act. I am pretty sure Fox is actually brainwashing people. I am going to start blocking it from the televisions in all of my family members homes before they join a cult or something.

druranium October 12, 2008 at 9:27 pm

[re=131096]irisheyes[/re]: I’ve always found it hard to read youtube comments. Take this one for instance from Honky701…
“like i have said before color is not the issue i would be proud to vote for Bill cosby if he was the choice some day.”
The threats are pure evil and stupidity. But do you suppose the FBI can or really will do anything about it? Well, I’m just glad they got that “Hacker” that looked at Palin’s webmail. He was a real loose cannon. Danger to society.

accidental_tourist October 12, 2008 at 9:28 pm

Meh, Karma’s a bitch and all that.

Hey! Anybody here read the Obama/Biden small business plan. I see several ways it would help my business – anybody else?

http://obama.3cdn.net/d14eb1b3649c4d6745_0evzmv02w.pdf

springfield_meltdown October 12, 2008 at 9:30 pm

[re=131108]itgetter[/re]: If it makes you feel any better I teach at a university and got student paper from an 18 year old using the term “coloreds” in place of African American. The student didn’t seem to realize that wasn’t the preferred nomenclature.

Chief Grinning Eagle October 12, 2008 at 9:37 pm

[re=131094]1ofUS[/re]:
James Garner said his wife would divorce him if he ever played a republican in an acting role.
Sarah should have a theme song of her own:

Have guns, will travel reads the card of a wo-man
A white without armour in a savage land
Her fast gun for hire heeds the calling wind
A soldier of fortune is the woo – man called Pa-lin

She travels on to wherever she must
A chess knight of silver is her badge of distrust
There are campfire legends that the plainsmen spin
Of the woo-man with the gun, of the woo-man called Palin

Palin, Palin, where do you roam
Palin, Palin, far, far from home
Far from home
Far from home

Scooter October 12, 2008 at 9:45 pm

That hateful old grinning MFer looks and talks like alot of people I know. As someone said above, racist bastards like this never seem to reform their opinions, so I guess for racism to die in America we’re gonna have to wait for the heads that hold those ideas to die.

Thank god for our kids. Each new crop of teenagers seems to be a little more colorblind. Cheezus, and it only took 145 years since emancipation to get this far!

donner_froh October 12, 2008 at 9:47 pm

[re=131005]StrangelyBrown[/re]: Right on about Lewis.

John Lewis–Selma, Alabama–Edmund Pettis bridge. Water cannons, half-mad police dogs, club swinging state troopers. Lewis gets to say whatever he wants, including telling McCain (ever so politely) to stuff it:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/12/mccain.lewis/?iref=mpstoryview

itgetter October 12, 2008 at 9:51 pm

[re=131114]springfield_meltdown[/re]: Actually, that makes me so much sadder. Thank god they leave the house and get exposed to people who can tell them they sound like morans.

The other comments I hear amount to some combination of: All blacks are voting for Obama just because he’s black and no other reason. They are all uneducated and on welfare. They are all angry. Etc…

Neilist October 12, 2008 at 9:51 pm

[re=131116]Chief Grinning Eagle[/re]: Eagle: I don’t agree with that, for a couple of reasons:

1. Paladin always knew what he was doing, both in the radio program (starring Richard Dehner) and the subseq TV show.

druranium October 12, 2008 at 9:54 pm

Here is something to watch for everyone who wonders what drives these racist moron palin clowns:
http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/09122008/watch.html

Baldeagle79 October 12, 2008 at 10:05 pm

I’ve got a new avatar! Do you like it?

–JD

http://www.offeringcommonsense.blogspot.com

Neilist October 12, 2008 at 10:05 pm

(I think I posted before I was finished)

[re=131116]Chief Grinning Eagle[/re]: I don’t agree with the “Have Gun, Will Travel” thingie for a couple of reasons:

1. Paladin, the hero, always knew what he was doing, in both the initial radio program (starring John Dehner) and the follow-on TV show (starring Richard Boone).

2. Paladin WAS a hero, even though he was a bit of an anti-hero. Comparing his character to Moosalini simply doesn’t work.

3. Walnuts was tortured by Hey Boy’s people for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!

I concede that the Paladin/Palin thing is tempting, but I think some other Western theme song is more appropriate.

Maybe “The Rebel,” or “The Ballad of the Long Ranger” or something.

Hey, how about Rin-Tin-Tin?

So brave is Moose-a-lini,
Though to Walnuts, she’s a “cunt.”
Her doggy style, tops Private Rinny’s
When the “First Dude,” is “riding scout.”

(Hmmm.

Maybe I should quit before I get banned.)

Yo, Sarah!

Bark like a dog — FOR FREEDOM!

The Decider October 12, 2008 at 10:07 pm

Here’s the sad part. That kid is going to cherish that toy and then one day find out where it came from.

ivenson October 12, 2008 at 10:10 pm

[re=131012]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I found myself wondering if he has kids or grandkids. Can you imagine seeing grampa on youtube being this vulgar and immature?

ivenson October 12, 2008 at 10:12 pm

[re=131062]Winsome[/re]: Same here…but my foster kittens are still undecided. Ignorant little fools.

azw88 October 12, 2008 at 10:52 pm

[re=131096]irisheyes[/re]: OMG BFHD!

Most blacks have no use for Farrakhan and Obama has already denounced the minister. Just because Louis F. says he supports Obama doesn’t mean that Obama sought Farrakhan’s support nor endorses his wacky views.

The Republicans are using fear and mistrust of black radicals to drive voters away from Obama. Guess when you have no plan to truly lead America you have to result to fear, racism and hatred.

But I understand why they would do it since it has worked for others in the past, especially the ticket of the Field Marshall and the Lance Corporal!

voyetra8 October 12, 2008 at 11:02 pm

Seems this racist shitbag was certainly proud of his little monkey before he got inside:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKUovpF9LWU

hedgewitch October 12, 2008 at 11:47 pm

OffTheRecord:Agree about Fox–I watched it also for the first time in about 8 years today.Now I must recount my brain cells and see how many died. And your point about the cult thing; I think the GOP has now reached the status of, and will soon be universally referred to as the Republican cult. I think referring to McCain/Palin followers as cultists is actually kinder than they deserve.

TeddyS October 12, 2008 at 11:50 pm

Why do Republicans profess surprises that liberals consider them racist, greedy and stupid? The party may have a “big tent,” but it should still chase out the rats and set up porta-potties outside.

irishdave3 October 12, 2008 at 11:55 pm

So that is what the Old Geezers in the Keystone believe is “Spanking The Monkey” Golly, gee sure glad he didn’t choose to whack his Rat or Choke his Chicken…not that ther’s anything wrong with that

Johnny Zhivago October 13, 2008 at 12:06 am

[re=131123]druranium[/re]: Wow – thanks for posting… I don’t waste my time listening to these idiots, so it was eye opening to hear what they really say.

obfuscator October 13, 2008 at 12:32 am

I gotta say, I kind of love the “Curious George” video. The guy perfectly represents the backward ass, small minded, reactionary and just plain pathetic mindset that has been exposed in the past year. He starts off with that arrogant self-satisfied look on his face when ‘explaining’ the Curious Hussein monkey, but seeing his facial expression gradually change to one of embarrassed self-loathing is truly wonderful. I really feel like this idiot might have come to the realization that he’s nothing more than a pitiful reactionary hate-filled loser, and I’m absolutely thrilled that I got to see it happen. It’s like he just discovered that he’s a piece of shit, and we’re lucky enough to have a front-row seat for his epiphany.

Thank you, Internets!!

President Beeblebrox October 13, 2008 at 12:33 am

[re=131111]OffTheRecord[/re]: The next 3 weeks are going to be very ugly if this is any example.

Weeping Jesus October 13, 2008 at 12:35 am

It’s odd that the local paper in Johnstown, PA, makes no mention of Whitey McBigot and his buddy Da Monkey performing for millions on the intertubes. No surprise, if you visit their online forum, where the level of discourse (not to mention spelling and grammar) is about what you’d expect from double-digit IQ restricted-gene-pool types.
Visit this for a sample:
http://community.cnhi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/38410611/m/5441034951

Weeping Jesus October 13, 2008 at 12:41 am

Postscript: The community forum I posted a link to above shouldn’t have been surprising. Here’s the Johnstown Tribune Democrat’s online poll question: “An Alaska legislative inquiry concluded that VP candidate Gov. Sarah Palin abused her power during the firing of an Alaska state trooper. Should voters be concerned about this?”

Uh, there was no “state trooper” fired.

Uh oh. Something tells me we can see a reason why some voters are not fully informed…..

http://www.tribune-democrat.com/ (Go vote! There are only 202 votes so far, so every vote screws up their poll!Currently at about 52/48% in favor of “be concerned”.)

agitpropster October 13, 2008 at 1:42 am

Wonkers: FORGET the pathetic, pre-marginalized Wingnuts in these videos. Here’s one that is truly worthy of your scorn. Check out: “A Fierce Prayer For Bristol Palin”

Lawd.

columnv October 13, 2008 at 1:47 am

[re=131124]Baldeagle79[/re]: troll much?

Worlds End October 13, 2008 at 1:58 am

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agitpropster October 13, 2008 at 2:20 am

BIBLE SPICE SAY SSSSHHHH!

Rozalia October 13, 2008 at 2:26 am

This guy is a prime example of what I call the “moron factor” in the US voting population. Unfortunately, there are way too many of these fucks walking around…

Worlds End October 13, 2008 at 2:27 am

[re=131152]agitpropster[/re]: I hope that guy gets hit by a bus.

Worlds End October 13, 2008 at 2:42 am
maggi October 13, 2008 at 2:44 am

Dear Friend:

Are you ready yet for the November 4th Elections? How about your friends, family, and neighbors?
More Americans are expected to vote this year than ever before in history, so don’t be left out! Be sure to ask everyone you know the following questions:
• Are you registered to vote? If you moved recently, have you updated your voter registration?
• Did you apply for an Absentee Ballot? Do you know your state may not require any reason?
• Can you find your local Polling Place? Do you know it may have changed from last time?
The answers to these questions — and all your voting needs — can be found at http://www.StateDemocracy.org

CooterMarie October 13, 2008 at 2:49 am

Jesus. After seeing the video agitpropster linked to, and then the article Worlds End supplied… I’m sort of in a state of shock. Are these people even real?

My mind is spinning. Still trying to figure out what the hell a “drug-using, satanist homosexual bestiality children” is. Apparently, The Hon. James David Manning, PhD knows all about them. Also trying to figure out what, pray tell, he is a doctor of. Can you have a doctorate in ignorance? From that bizarre rant, it sounds like he has a doctorate in “what his momma told him about slutty women”.

In all seriousness here, that Wash. Post article Worlds End linked to above with Jeffrey Frederick comparing Obama directly to Osama Bin Laden… this is just outrageous- and dangerous. The campaign has been whipping wingnuts into a froth over the last few weeks, trying to find the right mix of racism and fear. This needs to stop immediately. I’m becoming increasingly concerned that someone is going to get hurt, or worse. And people like him should be held accountable.

Yes, McCain said his bit during the rally, but I don’t think it was enough, and I don’t think it was soon enough. The fires have been lit and fanned. The thing is, I don’t think this is going to help them get votes, the audience they are reaching with this stuff is going to vote for him (or more likely Palin) regardless, and I think it’s turning off a lot of the independents. Honestly, if I was on the fence about who I was voting for, I wouldn’t want to be associated with these people and their insane rants that sound more like they should be at a KKK meeting, and less like they are at a campaign rally.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 13, 2008 at 3:17 am

That guy reminds me of Mr. Kuske, the creepy ‘principal’/6th grade teacher of the Lutheran elementary school I was forced to attend.. He has that shit-eating childfucker grin. “I know you’re taping me, but instead of Fondling a Child for Him, I’ll just look like I am. Just try to get me in court. I’m a man of God and my record shows it”..

gurukalehuru October 13, 2008 at 4:10 am

[re=131147]agitpropster[/re]: omfg

Servo October 13, 2008 at 7:05 am

He obviously lives in his parents’ house. I’d like to see him face-to-face with the black sheriff who saw his few minutes of fame. Toad.

Roschelle October 13, 2008 at 7:39 am

Wearing racism on your sleeve…literally!!!

JamesMichaelCurley October 13, 2008 at 7:44 am
wealwaysknow October 13, 2008 at 8:22 am

After I cried for the child’s tainted innocence, I tried to make myself feel better by playing make believe and pretended this creepy didn’t go straight to WalMart after the rally to pick up a new monkey.

Itsjustme October 13, 2008 at 8:40 am

[re=131124]Baldeagle79[/re]: I see dead people…

Also, with regard to your blog about Joe Biden. This is why I LOVE me some Biden! Now, go play in Bethlehem, Pa.

The Neoskeptic October 13, 2008 at 8:57 am

[re=131002]JadedDIssonance[/re]: the RNC already owns barackisamuslim.com

jodyleek October 13, 2008 at 9:08 am

[re=131157]CooterMarie[/re]: “Apparently, The Hon. James David Manning, PhD knows all about them. Also trying to figure out what, pray tell, he is a doctor of. Can you have a doctorate in ignorance?”

Yep. Just ask Josef Mengele.

seeker October 13, 2008 at 10:30 am

This horrible man reminds me of the judge in Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian; like the Kid (in the novel), we will pay the price for not calling out and stopping those who commit reprehensible acts. The passive, non-reactions of those who surround this racist jerk are what will keep evil alive.

Thank god for the protesters who have the stones to name him for what he is: a racist.

middleamerican October 13, 2008 at 11:19 am

That “3″ above his head in the second part of this video HAS to be the man’s IQ, and really, that’s being pretty generous.

Slartibartfast October 13, 2008 at 11:46 am

You know how I know McCain has lost? ALL of the YouTube comments are critical of this guy. When your base won’t even raise its head in that cesspool, you’re done.

limama56 October 13, 2008 at 12:28 pm

He didn’t know it was a monkey. He thought it was a pig.

michaelsbill111 October 13, 2008 at 1:57 pm

When you finally see things clearly…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KzbJtG9V2E

JadedDIssonance October 13, 2008 at 2:13 pm

[re=131177]The Neoskeptic[/re]: I was being slightly more snarky: barackisamuslin.com

AnnieGetYourFun October 13, 2008 at 2:15 pm

[re=130980]SayItWithWookies[/re]: It is nonsensical, but when has the McCain campaign made the slightest bit of sense, ever?

Texas2Step October 13, 2008 at 10:43 pm

[re=131012]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Everybody circulating it, especially since it was on K.O. tonight.

StuckInTheMiddle October 14, 2008 at 1:24 am

Steve Bartman was hammered by Chicago Cubs fans for a miscalculated moment during a sporting event, it was unfortunate that he was identified. This clown deserves to be identified. No douchebags anonymous for him.

Sabre_Justice October 14, 2008 at 5:12 am

[re=131157]CooterMarie[/re]: Eh, someone gets hurt badly enough, the whole movement falls apart. Sall good.

CooterMarie October 14, 2008 at 3:17 pm

[re=132737]Sabre_Justice[/re]:
Meh, you’re probably right. Reminds me of that Jenny Jones show incident.. Pretty much killed her show and I think she’s disappeared off the face of the earth.

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