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So what’s the deal, is this gal a rotten crook? Will the Obama wolves throw her in the slammer with her corrupt robber friends? Lil’ impeachment action? We don’t know, you’ll have to ask Jeffrey Toobin or his rich lawyer commentator friends. The point: in 25 days, she’ll return to governing a state where everyone hates her slimy guts. [Anchorage Daily News, Report PDF]

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  1. Schadenfreude needs an official dance. Srsly… best day ever… McCain has to defend Obama from nutjobs and Palin is declared a crook. I’m giddy…

  2. OMG!!!! I am so shocked. Sarah Palin misused her power? And First Dude–You misused power that wasn’t even yours!

    I am stunned that the snowbillies acted like a pair of bullies.

    But then–She didn’t abort her retard baby, did she? What more do you people want?

  3. No, really, what does this mean? I saw that there will be no criminal investigation. So then, what? Do they lash her a few times with a wet noodle? Cause if they sell that video, this economic crisis might be ovah.

  4. 10 Republicans & 4 Democrats on the committee unanimously voted to release the report. Hard to spin it a witch hunt. Especially since Wasilla Barbie has been ‘protected’ against witchcraft!

  5. WTF–Everyone is in the tank everywhere. Is the tank full of anything narcotic? alcoholic? hallucinogenic? Should I be in the tank with everyone else? Is everyone high but me? What do the in-the-tankers know that I don’t, except the fact that Republicans have made it the most overused cliche of the WTF campaign year.

  6. I think the Alaskan punishment for this violation is either a public Booting from Trooper Wooten or Sarah has to sit on top a flag pole for the entire month of February. I just cant remember.

  7. [re=130400]Rush[/re]: I think she was the one on 30 Rock.

    But seriously folks, a 263 page report? That might not seem like a lot of pages, until you find out that all official Alaskan documents are printed on the dried skin of aborted Inuit fetuses.

  8. The Republicans on the committee did their job by delaying the report past the evening news deadlines on Friday. Hard to hide this one though. Tomorrow wil be the spin cycle, followed by the Sunday talkies. Monday morning, the game goes back to the economy, which is in the tank for the Dems. Three days off message at this point of the campaign is a big deal. But Obama is still a terrorist freakzoid Arab Muslin.

  9. [re=130422]irisheyes[/re]: college is back in session and the young Republicans are having a gay old time…if you know what I mean; not that there’s anything wrong with that…

  10. [re=130435]TeddyS[/re]: Right! And not only is Obama a half-breed Muslin, but it’s also *his* half-breed Muslin fault that the Palin rallies are starting to sound like they’re in Nuremburg:

    http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/10/10/1529529.aspx

    “Barack Obama’s assault on our supporters is insulting and unsurprising. These are the same people obama called ‘bitter’ and attacked for ‘clinging to guns’ and faith. He fails to understand that people are angry at corrupt practices in Washington and Wall Street and he fails to understand that America’s working families are not ‘clinging’ to anything other than the sincere hope that Washington will be reformed from top to bottom.”

  11. What’s really disappointing is how small time this is. I mean, after reading that her top priority as governor was getting her ex brother-in-law fired, I can’t imagine Sarah Palin torturing people and goading pathological liars into providing a pretext for invading another country. As VP, she’d probably have the FBI investigating the Wasilla dry cleaner that lost a button on her favorite suit.

  12. God, way to be in the tank Alaska! Haven’t you heard? The McCane camp released their own report YESTERDAY okay? and it cleared her of everything. Isn’t that enough?

  13. [re=130435]TeddyS[/re]: nuh huh, he ain’t! McDiapers said he ain’t, ‘n’I buleeve whatever Waltrucknutz sez… oh wait… whippits wearing off…

  14. They do things differently up there. She’s been fined a herd of moose(meese?) and must marry her daughter to Montegan’s son who can’t get a date.

  15. [re=130424]102415[/re]: No, I think she’s on the Nude Christian Rodeo circuit.

    [re=130425]Rush[/re]: 99 Luft Balloons (or 2 Luft Balloons in Katy’s instance)

  16. *cue circus music*

    Ah, schadenfreude………..this news is like getting a million hugs from Baby Jesus

    I can’t believe that the stupid TBS announcers called a no-no for Dice-K in the middle of the game. You don’t do that til the final out.

    JERKS.

  17. “And I may not follow the statutes that either the constitution or you want to hear, but I’m going to talk straight to the American people and let them know my track record also.”

    D’Oh!

    Careful whatcha wish for, Caribou Barbie.

    And why has no one come up with a suitable acronym for her name?

  18. How long will it take her to blame Obama, Biden, Bill Ayers, Rev Wright and “those guys in Washington”?

    I think Obama’s new slogan should be “McCain – Palin – Thanks, but No Thanks”

  19. Her biggest crime IMHO are the new dimensions of her ass. Too much room service, Trixie. Her butt is roughly the size of Denali National Park. In fact four race-baiters hiking across her ass disappeared on a little used logging trail earlier this week.

  20. I am enjoying my news this evening with a delightfully satisfying cup of Whirl of Change ice cream courtesy of my local Baskin Robbins… Seriously, the cutie that served it to me said that it was neck ‘n neck with Straight Talk Crunch… that shit had some weird red candy things swirled in. Even my desert is in the TANK for Obama!

  21. BREAKING:
    Matt Drudge (owner of the Drudge Report) says he can”t find that damn animated GIF file of the red siren anywhere! “I”ll put the Palin Troopergate story up as soon as find it, it”s got to be here somewhere!”

    Earlier Drudge claimed that the siren was “out of batteries”.

  22. [re=130468]gliberal[/re]: Maybe that’s why she was selected, baby’s got back and as Lisa Lampinelli will tell you, ‘the blacks love the big backside’.. McCain was hoping to distract Obama.

  23. The original Wonkette, Ana Marie Cox, is on Rachel Maddow’s show. Doing well, but bless her hear, Ana Marie should have put a bit of eyeliner and mascara on.

  24. [re=130395]tocute2btrue[/re]: “Damn”.
    Mister Putin, does this mean that you two have done the polar bear “nasty”? Pictures please. Color, B&W, don’t care.
    — Laura Bush

  25. good. NOW can we move on to the underage page texting / mistress slapping / men’s bathroom trawling stories please?

    i like those better than tall tales from the moose girl.

  26. If everything goes our way on Nov. 4th, will Palin be remembered as the most bizarre/failtastic VP choice in history, hands down? Will she live on in the American political lexicon, her very name becoming shorthand for “a fuckup of epic proportions”?

    August, 2040: “Well, Li’l Tim, Chelsea is clearly the front runner going into the fall, but will her decision to choose her mother as her running mate become her Palin moment?”

    Will Palin and McCain be inextricably linked forever, branded into the memories of political pundits and campaign managers as the ultimate object lesson?

    Why do I have an erection right now?

  27. [re=130485]ladymacbeth[/re]: MIss smarty smart:
    Your tales are now subject to sequestration by the NSA and a two-picture deal with the Nature Channel. Bite me.
    — Steve Schmidt

  28. [re=130409]chascates[/re]: Yet spin it they did, calling it something run by the Obama campaign, etc.

    Somewhere on the SAT they have this idea of time running in one direction. Why the fuck would the Obama campaign give a ptarmigan’s ass about this little civil service investigation when it was started before John Herbert McHoover tapped her to be snowbilly in waiting? And then the Legislative Council, dominated by Rs, sez it’s ok to release this…how is this part of a sweeping conspiracy?

    Her press flacks are even dumber than Palin–and we now know how dumb that is.

  29. “…Sen. Gene Therriault, R-North Pole, said the report is flawed because…”

    A cut-‘n-paste from the Anchorage Daily Whatever story on the Palin report.
    I mean, seriously dudes, the dude is from the freaking North Pole! The North Goddamn Pole!

    Whenever Santa™ needs the skids of government greased, this is who he bleeping calls. How cool is that?

  30. Fox pundit Michael Barone sez that McCain still has a chance* because Barry’s GOTV operation is maybe not as strong as it’s supposed to be. He actually compares the Obama ground game to Dean’s 2004 Iowa volunteer network. I guess the 2008 Iowa caucuses never happened Barone’s universe.

    *(I guess that’s what passes for optimism in GOP circles these days.)

  31. [re=130415]user-of-owls[/re]: The program now has an existentilist twist and is titled, “Where we Where”.
    To be great is to be once misunderstood.
    — Tucker Carlson

  32. Right winging, press avoiding, aerial wolf hunting, domestic anarchist group joining, race baiting, homeschooling, oil drilling, witchdoctor believing, lieing, expense report cheating – and now POWER ABUSING???

    NOW AMERICA REALLY LOVES HER!!!

  33. Canadian Corner Time, Kids!

    Haven’t been here for awhile, busy with federal and civic elections in the Great White North.

    But we had a media incident up here yesterday that should make you feel all warm and fuzzy about your very own Sarah P. In fact, it makes Sarah look like a nu-clear physicist

    For your entertainment, see our Leader of the Opposition completely lose it in a cringeworthy performance befitting your own lady-in-waiting. This ESL student has a hard time even understanding the question, never mind answering it.

    It’s Canadian Thanskgiving this weekend so only fitting that this turkey take centre (Anglo-Canuck spelling) stage…

    http://watch.ctv.ca/news/mike-duffy-live/thursday-oct-9/#clip101442

  34. hmmm, 0:26hrs edt and STILL no rotating beacon on drudge and headline screaming “PALIN GUILTY!!!”

    to help that bone smuggler out i used his helpful “send me a tip” feature and suggested that he look into the matter.

    perhaps we should all be sending that douchenozzel helpful tips on important stuff that he’s missed.

  35. [re=130403]Beans[/re]: She didn’t abort a retard baby because she would have done it by proxy, since it was not hers to abort. When it dawned on her in the seventh month of her imaginary pregnancy that she really didn’t show like most pregnant women – or like she used to show when she was actually carrying the next generation of wolf-hating Palins – she started stuffing memory foam inserts in her flannel shirts so people would think she was toting another one of Super Todd’s spawn.

  36. [re=130461]Blue Line[/re]:

    The GOP has nearly completed its wholesale transformation into a cult. This is especially true this year, when the number of GOP supporters has dwindled. Now, the natural reaction for cult members is to interpret every setback for their leader as part of some grand conspiracy by “the enemy” and circle the wagons in defense (consider, for instance, Ted Stevens, who’s running ahead of his Senatorial rival, even though he’s a corrupt and sleazy criminal). That’s why this news will only make Palin more popular with the GOP base.

  37. [re=130512]President Beeblebrox[/re]: That’s actually where I read the Barone story. Does anyone, even the most devoted conservative, read Barone’s ball of desperation and actually buy it? Does Barone even buy it? I guess it goes with the official McCain campaign narrative of the last two months, though. McCain’s gone without one single positive news cycle for about a month now. He got a bounce from the Palin selection, but everything since then has been a moose carcass full of sad for them.

  38. Since this still isn’t on the Drudge report, does this mean it’s figment of our overactive liberal gotcha-imaginations?
    Say it ain’t so, Matt!!

  39. [re=130442]SayItWithWookies[/re]: And for good reason. You just can’t trust those Communist dry cleaners. What exactly would be the value of a button from a Valentino jacket that costs $2500? Well, it would cost $2500, seein’ how that Valentino jacket is a genuine, one of a kind.

    Wonder if that lady who said that Barry was an Arab has ever owned a designer anything? She had some serious bed head goin’ on, and I imagined she looked just like Phyllis Diller. Also, don’tcha know that she backed down quickly when John said Obama wasn’t an Arab. She just paused, and asked, “No?” I think she was a plant. For you whippersnappers who don’t know about Phyllis Diller, here’s a sample: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXm_PxwrcyY

  40. [re=130534]obfuscator[/re]: Palan deserves more then umm, this. She is a FINE governor dough.
    She wont be POTUS, she will be MOTUS:
    Mother Of Tainted Unusual Sexiness.

  41. [re=130536]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: S.A.R.A.H.: So Astoundingly Retarded And Hopeless.

    Worst acronym ever. Not my fault, I’ve been drinking.

  42. [re=130535]PentagonBookkeeper[/re]: I bet she wears Quacker Factory and bedazzled clothing. Or just packers shirts all the time. Wisconsin is not very fashionable.

  43. [re=130506]Wagamuffin[/re]: O.K., you proved it. The U.S. is not the only country with incredibly, bizarrely stupid politicians.
    The sad part is it was really an easy question. A creampuff question, a setup for him to launch into his program. He either didn’t get it, or he didn’t have a program to talk about.

  44. [re=130535]PentagonBookkeeper[/re]: I thought the same thing about Arab-squawker. But less “bed-head”, and more like she’d been strapped to a gurney in a mental institution for a week and they had just let her out. Confused, disoriented, and a bad case of, I guess, “gurney-head”. I can only guess what the front half looked like. I’m thinking something with chocolate pudding dribbles. And I’d be willing to bet her name is clearly marked in the inside of her clothing.

  45. [re=130422]irisheyes[/re]: Anybody wondering why our troll invasion rate seems to be going up?

    No Irish – I kind of expected as much when McFailin said their campaign was a’gonna get nasty.

    There are a couple of media firms (Technomania.com for one) who breed rent-a-trolls to work smear campaigns on the internets. They roll into normally sane, librully stacked blogs, forums, chat rooms etc. in waves – and are paid by the post.
    I think most of them are moonlighting from their day jobs at Mickey D’s.when they aren’t hootin’ it up at McFailin Rallys.
    Looks like Wonks is the target of the week.

  46. Six hours after the bomb detonates and still not a mention at Drudge, this from a webpage that reports every hiccup about Obama within moments.

    I guess Mattie was apparently last seen slumped in a chair, drinking tequila from a McCain mug, playing Caribou Barbie’s swimsuit footage on YouTube over and over and listening to “I’ll tumble 4 ya” on the Wurlitzer.

  47. Best strategy for my friend John McCain? Go into Alzheimer mode, make believe this does not exist. It’s his only choice. Arguing the merits of this report as politically motivated will bog him down. Or go full on… So…. When’s the 60 Minutes interview with President-elect Bible Spice?

  48. Ha. Drudge buried it under a Tony Rezko story. Figures. Rezko is naming names in the Illinois statehouse and governor’s mansion (none of the names are Barack, Hussein, or Obama). HUGE scandal that could rock Cook County to its foundations.

    Bald pussy says what?

  49. Okay, now Grampy’s evil spokesmen have now crossed a line. They pulled out some dumbass link between Michelle and the fact that she worked at a massive law firm at the same time as Ayers’ wife. They can’t even say the two ever talked, but that’s enough to try making a connection. Because they are just that desparate and mean. http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/10/mccain_campaign_goes_after_mic.php

    Anyone remember McAngry’s whole “spouses and families are off-limits” statement? I sure do.

  50. [re=130506]Wagamuffin[/re]: Seriously, are you comparing Professor Dion to Caribou Barbi – shame on you! There is a difference between a limited English and absence of intellect and curiosity. Besides, it was unethical of CTV to air this after they promised a re-take. Mr. Harper had the same problem because of his limited French and there was always a re-take.

  51. Tucker Bounds got nailed on MSNBC this morning. They told him that he can’t both claim that Troopergate exonerates Barbie AND it was a completely biased affair. Pick a side. Either the report is biased or it’s legitimate. Well done weekend anchor person! We hates all the Tuckers anyway.

  52. [re=130563]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: When asked by Larry King if she knew Bill Ayres, Michelle said “yes.” Stoopid attack by “Camp Gramps” yet again. Michelle’s got nothing to hide.

  53. [re=130568]Worlds End[/re]: It was awesome. The nice anchor lady started reading damaging quotes from the report, which caused Tucker to say she was cherry-picking from the report. She told him that he was the one who claimed the report exonerated her. Who is cherry-picking now? HA!

    [re=130569]Itsjustme[/re]: They’re all just desperate for a strategy over there. You can see it. There is absolutely no playbook. It’s all audibles, called on the field. Mere reactions to the moment with no attempt to shape the narrative (unless you call attacking your opponent a narrative).

  54. Hail Eris!

    I have but one thought on this: Leave Sarah Palin ALONE!

    Snarky (just so you know, I’ve been “Snarky” on usenet since October ’99, so I’m not being a copycat — had the nick since 1990, IRL)
    P.S. Synthetic Artificial Replicant Assembled for Hazardous Peacekeeping, Accurate Learning and Immediate Nullification. OK, not so much.

  55. [re=130570]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Well looks like the harpy is going to have another rally in a few. Do you think McCain knows the kind of anger he set off with the people in those crowds?

  56. Barbie is to appear at one of their Nazi rallies in mere minutes. MSNBC says they’ll switch coverage to that when it happens. Hope that they show all of it. Maybe CNN will stream it online. Cannot WAIT to see if she even mentions Troopergate.

  57. [re=130573]Worlds End[/re]: I think he knows now. BTW, Obama actually thanked McAngry in a speech in Philly this morning for simmering his rabid crowds. Hopey’s a class act.

  58. [re=130577]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: I fear the powder keg might already be lit, considering they are booing him. Also I wonder if harpy will get carried away and start speaking German.

  59. [re=130579]Worlds End[/re]: Those McPalin rallies do seem to bring out the worst in people. It’s quite interesting to listen to rallies on both sides. Lots of yelling and boos at the GOP affairs. More cheering and optimism at the Dem affairs. I just wouldn’t feel safe at a GOP rally. And with the way they attack the MSM at those things, I fear for the safety of those poor reporters.

  60. WHAT?! Has Bible Spice been dropped on her head? No one, not even God himself, can balance the budget in 4 years. Certainly TweedleDee and TweedleDumber can’t.

  61. God, her voice is grating. It’s like a bad Fargo imitation.

    She keeps repeating this bullshit lie about Hopey raising taxes on the middle class.

    And no, I don’t think she’ll mention Troopergate. I think she’ll just plow through like it never happened.

  62. Hey, what happened at the Flyers game last night? Did they throw hockey pucks at her or anything? Or did she cancel due to the report being released?

  63. [re=130599]azw88[/re]: Flyers fans are not known for being nice. It should be interesting.

    [re=130601]Worlds End[/re]: Looks like they got a quick quote on Troopergate from her as she left her hotel this morning. From http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/11/palin.investigation/index.html

    “If you read the report, you will see that there was nothing unlawful,” Palin said as she emerged from her hotel in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

    The very next line is priceless:

    Palin violated state ethics law by trying to get her former brother-in-law fired from the state police, a state investigator’s report for the bipartisan Legislative Council concluded Friday.

    Hee, hee. Just because the firing was legal doesn’t mean you didn’t violate laws.

  64. [re=130601]Worlds End[/re]: She couldn’t comprehend something as sophisticated as how the surge ACTUALLY worked (i.e. paying off local heavies and targeting the sources of the bombs themselves; nothing to do with extra troops).

  65. [re=130605]Worlds End[/re]: Heh. “Ooo, look. Shiny!”

    [re=130607]azw88[/re]: He’ll probably demand access to the Zamboni during halftime.

  66. [re=130403]Beans[/re]: In some kind of fairness, I’d have trouble aborting a baby just because of Downs, too. My Downs cousin Simon is a joy, even in adulthood. Of course, he’s fortunate in his situation. He lives on the family farm. He’s better at handling the cows than his Dad and brothers, and is a whiz with the milking. He can even read some.

    But he’s going to have to live his life always in the bosom of family. If the family ever quits the dairy business, I’m not sure he could acquire another skill set. The outside world would eat him alive, and he’s smart enough to really suffer from that. He doesn’t understand unfriendly or mean or sneaky people at all.

    So I really can’t fault someone for making the hard decision to abort someone who will always need that level of special protection.

    Just saying it’s not the only right or decent decision. Downs folks can surprise you.

    Besides — there are so many other better reasons to hate Sarah Palin! I’ll start with her “word salad”.

  67. Ooo. This is really good. From Time Magazine article entitled “What the Troopergate Report Really Says”: http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1849399,00.html?xid=site-cnn-partner

    The result is not a mortal wound to Palin, nor does it put her at much risk of being forced to leave the ticket her presence succeeded in energizing.

    But the Branchflower report still makes for good reading, if only because it convincingly answers a question nobody had even thought to ask: Is the Palin administration shockingly amateurish? Yes, it is. Disturbingly so.

    The 263 pages of the report show a co-ordinated application of pressure on Monegan so transparent and ham-handed that it was almost certain to end in public embarrassment for the governor.

    Harsh! But soooo karmalicious.

  68. So this is John “some of my best friends are black” McCain? Crazy. I still think yesterday was a total legacy maneuver so he can get back on Daily Show and Letterman (well, maybe not Letterman) when he loses. Then, he’ll be all Mavericky and everyone will say, “Where was this guy?” Well, doing anything to win, that’s where. Inciting riots in Minnesota (quick, get Garrison Kellior on the phone), attaching himself to some crazy redneck momma from Alaska for crissakes and trying to keep Cindy on/off the Vicodin. What a country.

  69. “No, and if you read the report you’ll see that there was nothing unlawful or unethical about replacing a cabinet member. You gotta read the report”

    She can read, yup, yup, but has trouble with comprehension.

  70. [re=130629]Snarkfest[/re]: Are you refering to this comment. My eyes went straight to Jolie shown breastfeeding on magazine cover on the right. ???????

  71. [re=130403]Beans[/re]: I hate to say this, but I think she was hoping the cross-country plane trip while in labor would do it for her.

    Too harsh….?

  72. [re=130627]smellyal8r[/re]: I’ll repeat what I said yesterday, His calling down his supporters was as scary to me as the KKK is. The one woman seemed “staged.” I wanted to grab her and say, Muslin, Muslin, they told you to say Muslin, not Arab.

  73. Teams of Mavericks “The McCain/Palin ticket is the first in American history in which both candidates were found to have violated ethics standards before a national election.”

    Nice.

  74. Let’s admit it…. we’re all going to miss Sarah Palin when this election is over….

    [re=130609]Worlds End[/re]: I saw that Daily Show segment too. It’s like Fox is off their meds these days.

  75. [re=130640]obfuscator[/re]: Thanks for posting this. Melber rocks. The point here is that Freire fumbled his appearance because Melber was solid as a rock to any inanity, comparable to Gibbs vs Hannity. They need to keep putting him up against Repubmuts.

  76. [re=130657]Hooray For Anything[/re]: We will miss Sarah Palin, but I’ll bet you a moose fucking a goose that she’ll win the candidacy for the next Republican primary.

  77. [re=130660]Bob Hopeless[/re]: OHMYFUCKINGGOD!!! UNFUCKINGBELIEVEABLE

    Sadly, as dumb as this fucking idiot is, at least SHE knows that Spain is out ally.

    [re=130628]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: In Arizona, we get rid of our crooked governors: Ev Mecham and Fife Symington

    And the ethics violations committed by Palin are worse than those Mecham committed. But, since this sort behavior is standard in Alaska, nothing will happen to her beyond a slap on the wrist.

  78. [re=130660]Bob Hopeless[/re]: I would have been just fine without seeing that. Have you seen the a href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itEucdhf4Us”>sidewalk to nowhere? “ACORN and Barama ruined these economy.” “Barama is an AyRab.”

  79. [re=130657]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Al you will have to do is watch Fox News, as I am sure they will make her their sweetheart and feature her quite regularly.

  80. [re=130663]2druk2phluq[/re]: Unbelievable…. “get a job”?? WTF??

    did you see that t-shirt, the Obama logo with the Hammer and sickle. And I thought the red scare had gone out when Reagan left office….

  81. [re=130665]facehead[/re]: Can’t wait for Obama to get elected and have the Motor City Madman say that.

    Wonder if Ted would be such a tough guy behind bars?

  82. We thought she was Mrs Congeniality and now we learn she also has won the titles of Ms. High Crime and Ms. Demeanor.

    “When they said you was high classed,
    Well, that was just a lie.
    When they said you was high classed,
    Well, that was just a lie.
    You slaughtered poor Bullwinkle
    And you aint no friend of mine.”

    Apologies to Lieber and Stoller. Condolences to Rocky.

    Look at what she tried to do to Dudley Do Right! (Oops wrong country).
    Take me back to Russia, Boris. We are very close. I can see it from here. . .

  83. [re=130668]Chief Grinning Eagle[/re]: Elvis would be rolling over in is grave, but he aint really dead. The Enquirer said so. I mean they’ve been right about Edwards affair!

  84. [re=130664]azw88[/re]: Oh, I’m sure Fox News is already dangling a contract for her as we speak. Between her fake populism, perky personality, hazy relationship with the truth, meanspiritidness, and illegal activities, she’d be perfect on Fox. Well, except for the fact she’s not a blonde but she could always change that.

  85. [re=130418]rocktonsammy[/re]: Please don’t form a sentence with “lieberman” and “blower” in it again! My fragile brains can’t tolerate the mental images!

  86. [re=130665]facehead[/re]: Nah, Ted probably didn’t mean it that way since he probably sucks his machine gun every night as a gesture of love.

  87. [re=130661]facehead[/re]: [re=130657]Hooray For Anything[/re]: No. Nein. Nyet. I have missed lanced boils more than I will ever miss having this wretched human vanish from everything but Google archives.

    Kitty Harris, on the other hand…

  88. [re=130683]Worlds End[/re]: The nastiness doesn’t really show up till the end … but ….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

    My response to the first idiot: HE”S A FUCKING SENATOR, WTF IS MORE PATRIOTIC THAN DEVOTING YOUR LIFE TO PUBLIC SERVICE YOU SHIT-TARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!????

    My response to the second idiot: Yes maam, Obama is an American. IF ANYTHING, the citizenship of John McCain should be called into question, he’s a bloody Panamaniac.

    My response to the third idiot: You sir are a racist, may God take a fat dump on your soul.

    I feel better.

  89. [re=130545]CooterMarie[/re]: I love that gurney-head image, and you’re probably right! Poor ole lady, those Republicans have certainly opened up the qualifications for their Manchurian Candidate Dept. The more I think about it, I think all of these people who take the mic now at these rallies to say scary things about Obama, are all covert, opposition players. Cain is obviously filled with hatred toward that one who must be defeated at any cost. From the beginning, Barry has always referred to the old man with honor, and praised him for his sacrifice to this country. Conversely, since the old guy can’t sincerely just weave some calming words into his opening speachifying at his beloved town halls, he has to take the low road – get these hypnotized racists to say this crap, keep the camera in tight on McCain to see his righteous reaction, and to hear his bogus rehearsed lines. It makes me sick!

  90. [re=130544]gurukalehuru[/re]: Yes, cream puff of a question is the exact phrase. Explaining your economic platform at this point should be a rote exercise. Which is why,
    [re=130565]Dreamer[/re]: your bluster about Dion’s performance rings hollow. Any question about economic performance for any candidate at this point should be a slam dunk—in both official languages. As for CTV airing the bung-ups, well, I consider it fair game. He was telling the journalist “Hey, I don’t understand the question!” then seguing off into this ridiculous rant about “are you talking about 2 years ago, now, tomorrow?”. And then losing his shit with the reporter?? Especially since he wasn’t even challenged and such a question certainly couldn’ be considered provacative. Any Grade 10 debater could have fielded a more palatable answer.

    Sorry Dreamer, I have been a lifelong Liberal supporter, but I know bullshit and a piss poor performance when I see it, whomever the candidate…

  91. New favorite quote. From the Princeton Election Consortium:

    Whatever your personal preference may be, a Democratic sweep is coming. The storm is about to make landfall, and we know where.

    Also, Sarah dropped the puck, brought her kids, thinking that would cause the Flyer fans to be polite. They were not. Booed like crazy, then they turned the music up so loud it drowned out 18,500 people.

  92. [re=130694]irisheyes[/re]: I thought the low-brow hockey fans would love Bible Spice. It warms the cockles of my heart that she got booed … by white people because I don’t know any AAs who would go to a hockey game.

  93. [re=130696]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Oh- there are no AA’s at a Flyers game; but the crowd is not low- brow; those tix are crazy expensive. Mostly whiteys from the suburbs.

    On a lower note- the Palin curse has now allowed the rangers to take the lead 4-0. Failin is watching in the crowd holding the baby. Gonna be interviewed in between periods- I’ll be watching ANYTHING else.

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  95. [re=130708]Worlds End[/re]: I’ve had a few beers, but what’s that pic supposed to be? I’m voting for Homer Simpsons’ head right now.

  96. [re=130709]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: I say it is a mother covering the ears of her child so the child doesn’t her the vile, racist crap spewed by folks at McCain-Palin rallies.

  97. [re=130708]Worlds End[/re]: Oh for fuck’s sake! That Andrew Sullivan invocation crap is…is…..ARRRGGGHHH.

    Please let me wake up tomorrow and have it be November 5th.

  98. [re=130540]obfuscator[/re]: How about: S.A.R.A.H. P.A.L.I.N.: Sinister, Abhorrent Rage-Addicted Hitchhiker-Pulverizing Abomination from the Legendary Isolated Necropolis

    Snarky

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