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What the hell, who made this terrifying thing? It is on Andrew Sullivan’s site, so we will assume Andrew Sullivan made this, in iMovie. [Andrew Sullivan]
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Sarah Palin Won’t Be So Fun To Laugh At When She Accidentally Starts a Nuclear War With Russia, North Korea and Iran, and Kills Us All
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OH PLEASE dog garnet she can see Iran from her Tee Vee.
Godspeed You Black Emperor makes me crap my pants.
Catchy tune. I can’t wait for the dance mix.
“When Putin rears his head…”
Goddam I’ve heard/seen that line about a jillion times, and it STILL makes me sick.
How dare you portray John McCain as some kind of irresponsible compulsive gambler? DON’T TOUCH HIM!! DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS??!!
And yes, Godspeed You Black Emperor = WIN. If they ever make a longer vid, I suggest “Kicking a horse on Brokenhill.”
Dave J.:
Especially since old Vladimir hasn’t been exactly keeping his head down to date.
She would start a nu-cu-lar war.
Agent of Change in Politics = Bringer of Armageddon. Hell, she already has the New White House in the Sanctuary….I mean Alaska.
Hold me.
Dammit, where is the little girl counting the daisy chain?
“Where is the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom?”
-Marvin the Martian
Isn’t that the soundtrack from Braid for XBOX?
The polls only decisively break for a candidate once at this stage of the election, and they broke for Obama. McCain/Palin realize its lost, and I think their only alrternative is to damage him as much as possible before taking office.
What is the worst thing that can happen? One of their rabid followers actually succeeding in ‘Bombing Obama’. The world will blame Mccain and they will end up hated more than ever.
Great. I am officially bummed. Time to go score some GHB and forget everything.
Silly alarmists! Whose to say that under a McCain administration Sarah and Cindy won’t use their magical cougar powers to save us from nuclear destruction.
Nick vdK: That’s because they have perfected the invocation of the brown noise. Same thing happens to me.
friendlynerd: Best part….the planes and missiles fly over her state…..no nuc-u-lar for her genetic line.
nuk-u-lur
mc_frontalot:
Last level I think? When the game gets crazy with that huge twist. Just like how Sara Palin is crazy! HA!
Love the music. Another 8 bars and I would have fallen asleep.
Paterlanger: Cindy will melt the same as us. Her skin-like Vinyl might even catch fire. Yes, I am convinced she is the prototype for Cherry 2000. They made the final version a redhead.
Oliver Stone is making youtube movies now?
Sometimes it’s all so clear. Remember when Bush 41 picked lackluster affirmative-action-beneficiary and career-civil-servant Clarence Thomas for the Supreme Court? That choice expressed his contempt for a whole branch of government. Likewise, Panamanian strongman Juan McCain’s selection of Ms Winky shows his contempt for (1) anyone beneath him in the org chart, and (2) women.
I wouldn’t worry about North Korea. They’ll most likely desist at the first sight of our abundance of snack cakes.
Anyone remember that movie, Testament? Early 80’s. Rated PG. Scariest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. No joke. That movie made The Exorcist its bitch.
Anyways, that would probably be our fate under President Sarah Palin.
I think I might need medication.
Lets Roll, Merika!
/shiver
“I can see Russia from my house.”
I can see the moon from my house. I am not an astronaut.
I own a dog. I am not a veterinarian.
I see people arguing at Walmart. I am not a marriage counselor.
I have two kids. I am not a pediatrician.
I have money in my wallet. I am not an economist.
I own a computer. I am not the internet.
I ate fish last night. I am not a dolphin.
I play basketball. I am not Michael Jordan.
I vote. I am not amused.
What’s the name of the video on Youtube so I can look it up on my iphone? stupid corporate firewalls…
It won’t be an accident. I can tell you, as I was raised in an apocalyptic Christian sect, Armageddon is the goal. However, my upbringing was also military, and I feel confident that any attempt by an apocalyptic Christian president to start a nuclear war would be resisted by the military up to and including their staging a coup. The greater danger from a McCain-Palin administration is not nuclear war, it is a military dictatorship which would almost inevitably lead to some sort of civil war.
This would make a great tv ad.
After that video, I’m not sure if this is even funny anymore, but here you go anyway:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjomYMe6t_U
grendel: “The Palin Gamble”
ProgHead777: No kidding. I’m building my bomb shelter, now.
Dow is down 600
grendel — it’s “The Palin Gamble”
URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaI8n5_nthM
Worlds End: FUCK YA.
OMG… now hiding under my desk…
slappypaddy: http://dogemperor.dailykos.com/
…is there such thing as a mutual fund that invest in nuclear weapons? If so it must be going through the roof right now.
BREAKING NEWS: Not to be outdone for the sympathy vote Joe Biden garnered by the death of his mother-in-law, John McCain off’s his ½-sister inlaw
I wonder when we will start getting robbed.
I pray every day that Barack Obama won’t decide to put Palin in charge of our nuclear arsenal after he destroys that old man next month.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
George is still fighting his War on Drugs, so you can just forget about numbing yourselves to this dark reality, too. Just FYI.
Sussemilch: “I have money in my wallet. I am not an economist.”
No, but that makes you a rich, elitist bastard!!!!!
Worlds End: Obviously, you haven’t been paying attention…. we’ve been robbed and raped.. repeatedly! And not even kissed. Though Sarah Palin DID Wink at me! *heart’s a flutter*
Jeebus. There won’t be any DOW left to lose, pretty soon.
ProgHead777: I remember “Testament.” I watched it again just a few years ago, with my son, who is now old enough to go die in a forever war. I warned him beforehand that there was a scene–the one with the boy and his mom in the bathroom at night, you know the one–that might cause me to lose it and burst into sobs. It didn’t, not that time.
(Jane Alexander was nominated for an Oscar for her role as the mother. Watch it if you dare.)
“Hey, what’s this button do?”
BOOM!!
azw88: Think home invasion i mean.
AxmxZ: This is right up there with “Dead Flag Blues” in terms of “music that makes me realize we’re through.”
we’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
and the machine is bleeding to death…
Doesn’t the PTA leader’s church preach that this is the “end times” or “end of times”? Does this mean I’m about to get Raptured away from terrist socialism? Excellent. Besides, the endless North Korean army has nothing on the McCain Mobs forming in parking lots around the swing states.
That was pretty effective until Kim Il Jong showed up. A guy in a clown suit doesn’t add much to garvitas.
Worlds End: You must have a home to be invaded… that is the plan.. the crime of home invasion will drop off of the chart, as no one will own a home anymore. However, the number of people killed for shopping carts and cardboard boxes will rise sharply.
At last, a “Daisy” ad for the 21st century! Personally, I would have replaced the music with the Kronos Quartet’s main theme from ‘Requiem For A Dream,’ followed with the planet exploding and a puppy being kicked in the groin, but good work!
azw88: That is truly a excellent plan. We will also be to busy arguing over the boxes to sleep in.
Reminds of me of the New Orleans sequence in Easy Rider mixed with Schindler’s List mixed with bad youtube video
It needed the image of the guy who played death from the Bergman film shooting Craps with John McCain.
No that’s just plain wrong. She will be just as funny ,perhaps even funnier, but not for very long.
For one brief moment Sarah will be illuminated in a shinning city on a hill. Isn’t that the American dream?
Sussemilch: Thank you. Priceless.
well we already lost the farm, might as well double down …
slappypaddy: Oh, I remember the scene. That, and the one where she’s sewing the bed sheet, which I’m sure you also remember, haunted me for a long time. In fact, that’s still the image that comes to mind when I hear the words “nuclear war”.
Seriously folks, we need a president that’s going to make nice with the floating head of Putin. Let’s send Bitchwinkle back the the tundra with some shitty parting gifts and the home game and hope Alaska secedes before 2012.
slappypaddy: Great movie. Messed me up.
Great video, but that last shot of the White House should have spliced in that famous clip from Independence Day where the aliens blow it up. You know, for that final touch.
Paterlanger: haaaaaaaaa! snl’s cougar den just flash before my eyes. mayhap the gop has chosen the wrong mccain. cindy/sarah in ‘08!
NoWireHangers: I agree, then show these with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKQEue9YMk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RlYUJLMHjo&feature=related
Ok, check the obligatory Taliban cut-away, it literally shows a functioning man with with NO HEAD - the guy on the left of the screen, he has no head - it’s incredible - no wonder they are beating us.
Worlds End: Thanks. As slappypaddy v1.0 would have said, “thar ya go.”
most disturbing was the terror fountain’s lack of motion while the freedom flag twittered in winds of despair
This could very well be the work of Andrew Sullivan. How else do you explain the ominous lack of medical information on the republican candidates?
My First Blingee (Wonkette has inspired me!)
Myspace Glitter Graphics
dag nabbit
let me try again…
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/72736976-Vote-For-Sarah
I have a thought. (That’s what happens when you have a brain!) What if the Rapture is more beneficial for us Lib-rals instead of the Fundies? The Fundies get to be lifted up into their own private heaven, where everybody looks like them and thinks like them just like that Twilight Zone episode, and we don’t have to listen to their crap?
Hmmmm….?
Pop-quiz “gotcha” questions!
Such a shame the mainstream media is not doing its job and that it takes a Great American like Sean Hannity to bring us the REAL news.
You guys are out to get Sarah! And she will not be stopped! God sent her! She’s been raised up for a time such as this! USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA!
(Please don’t jump my shit. I was joking. But that is truly how they see it.)
slappypaddy: The “bedsheet” scene, where Jane Alexander is sewing the shroud for her teen daughter, the pianist, that just ripped my heart out. And then, when Mom shut the lid on the daughter’s piano, perhaps forever … I bawled like a baby, right there in the theater. I didn’t have a hanky with me, so I sobbed into my balled-up sweater, really soaking it.
In 1996, my oldest son, who had seen that movie with me at age 13, who had tried to comfort me while I sobbed, took his life … a victim of combat-related PTSD and depression, incurred when he was part of the Basra Turkey Shoot during Gulf War I, in 1991.
Calling around to get his affairs in order afterward, putting away and giving away his precious things, his sports equipment, his CD collection, his books, well … it took me right back to that scene. Yes, folks, that stuff happens to real families in real life.
Don’t people realize how much this shit costs us? And to think that in Iraq, tens, maybe hundreds, of thousands of Moms and Dads are going through this, not to mention over 4000 US families …
Sorry to get serious here, but … call me a (sort of) Gold Star Mother for Obama. My love affair with Conservatism ended in 1996, some time during that poor kid’s half-century-too-damned-early funeral. I *told* him not to join the Marines, but what 18 year old listens to his Mom when he has demagogues stirring him up and recruiters promising him the world?
We now return you to your regular snark.
slappypaddy: You are right. It won’t be an accident. They *WANT* Armageddon. They crave it. They also crave persecution, and, even when they have all the power and hold all the cards, they think they’re being subjected to it.
“These are the times the prophets desired to live in!” is one of their rallying cries whenever it gets down to about two minutes to midnight, Nuclear Clock Time.
I’m an ex-Conservative (until 1996), and a former member of a Dominionist-leaning Christian sect from 1978 to about 1984, when I realized my church wanted to eliminate the church/state separation.
I know these people really well. slappypaddy is telling you the truth.
RadioFreeBabylon:
“You guys are out to get Sarah! And she will not be stopped! God sent her! She’s been raised up for a time such as this! USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA!”
That is absolutely how they see it.
From my time amongst them, I could probably roll off 20 more minutes of rhetoric (which one McCain/Palin fan from YouTube, some victim of an Assemblies of God Church School, actually spelled “rederick”!! AAAAGH!!!) just like this, without even thinking about it. In fact, “not thinking about it” is when this stuff rolls off the tongue the best.
With props to your nod to the Book of Esther, (when Mordechai said to Esther, “Who knows but you have been sent to the Kingdom for such a time as this?”) let me toss another Scripture at Sarah, this one from Jesus: “It must needs be that offences come; but woe to them by whom the offence cometh!”
iolanthe: Having done time in their midst, I know them well also. Sadly they don’t realize that the flag is their God now.
They’ve made Liberty a whore, and turned American Christianity into cheap costume jewelry.
It’s her dream of Palin-stan, the former USA!
Zhu Bajie
slappypaddy: Civil war’s on the way anyway. This time it’ll be like Bosnia or Rwanda, not Grant vs. Lee.
Zhu Bajie
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