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Thank you, advertisers! Without you, I wouldn’t have Wonkette. Without Wonkette, I might actually be forced to work!
Now all you need are ads for hobo-chili, as the economic melt-down is forcing many of us to reconsider our diets.
I blame the sponsors for the complete nose dive that my productivity has been in for a year. TANX!
Yes, thank you advertizer people, as soon as I can afford something other than hobo juice, I’ll totally hook you up!
I look forward to Oliver Stone’s W., primarily because it’s good to support someone with worse plugs than Gaffey Joe.
The site is wildly popular among a mostly male, very affluent and well educated adult crowd.
Sounds like Our Wonkette is a good place to catch a husband…
Wow, that picture looks like a gay ad for Barely Legal magazine. You guys might start a whole new industry: kiddie porn w/blingee.
Call it unfair if you will, but I will forever associate that massive pink ad with the RNC.
I know the revenue is nice for you and all but I can’t fucking read with that car meandering along the sidebar.
T. Boone Pickens is advertising on Wonkette??? Does not compute…apocalypse must be near.
I’m just glad all the sparkle motion pink shit is gone. And those very gay american apparel ads. For a while I thought Wonkette was leaning to the Gay Old Party.
Ha, very affluent base? Trickle down some of that econ my way, fellow wonketter yuppies!
So, when is Wonkette’s IPO? Good time for it.
Do you have to be a business to advertise on Wonkette? Because I want one of the little ads.
It’s nice to know I’m “mostly male.”
“Wonkette’s like that aunt who gets bombed at every family function”, or every debate! EVERY debate…Blingee…Fabby!
…blog that reaches over 1 million monthly unique visitors…
Thank you for not putting unique in quotes.
I say, let’s all trade the name of our accountants to figure out what to do when our taxes go up if that Black fellow–what’s his name?–gets elected.
ooo, DJIA at 9008.73 and dropping - you can do it! Da Bears! Wooo!
Oh, there it is - dow 8972.81!
http://finance.yahoo.com/q?d=t&s=%5EDJI
http://www.reuters.com/article/marketsNews/idUKN0931831820081009?rpc=44
US STOCKS-Dow falls below 9,000 on credit fears
Thu Oct 9, 2008 3:10pm EDT
Yes, thank you to all the advertisers on Wonkette. Fortunately I have this thing called adblock so I never have to see any of your seizure-inducing ads.
NoWireHangers:
Will you be my future ex-wife?
NoWireHangers: Broke is the new affluent.
Jerk Cade: Oh well, we’ll just start paying for rent and food with … your comments?
McCainsThirdNipple: Oh that is very rebellious of you. Stick it to, uh, people who work as the writers of the sites you read.
shortsshortsshorts: Anybody can advertise! Most of the Wonkette blogad buyers are non-profits or small publishers. There are cheap classifieds and mini-ads listed here.
Ken Layne: Ha! Like Shorts has $500. Sorry, Shorts but we all know it’s true…
Citizen Kang: What kind of alimony are you offering?
Ken Layne: I understand it is a good time to invest in equities . . .
NoWireHangers:
That’s what I like in a woman…a solid commitment with an exit strategy. I let Paulson “borrow” my last $700 billion so you’ll just have to settle for 2 cans of beans and a pat on the back.
Ken Layne: Oh Ken, don’t get angry that you were cut off from the teat of Gawker Media and forced to make it on your own without that attention-whore Ana Marie Cox.
Oh sure, it’s okay for you to post gay porn…
NoWireHangers: You are correct… but I have many get rich schemes in mind with the coming economic crisis, mostly involving looting.
Texan Bulldoggette: Yeah, Wonkette is taking his blood money! Shame on you Wonkette!
Seriously, he is gonna drain all the aquifer in America and then we will all die of thirst… But we will have wind energy! Which he marks up and sells at twice the operating cost. What a fucker.