• May 25, 2012

Mean Obama Kids Put Stickers On Wyoming GOP Office!

by Ken Layne  

What shall we do with the Boo Hoo Baby?There has been an OUTRAGEOUS CRIME committed against the little GOP office in Cody, Wyoming! Local children are accused of putting some Obama stickers and fliers on the windows of the Republican office! This is exactly the kind of Domestic Terrorism that Sarah Palin is working so hard to fight, you betcha.

The Cody Enterprise reports:

Park County Republican leaders arrived at work Tuesday to find their headquarters vandalized.

The GOP office at Sheridan and 13th had the word “Obama” written on the windows and Obama flyers taped to the windows.

Terry Hinkle of the GOP leadership blames backers of Barack Obama.

“This is truly a crime and we don’t appreciate the vandalism,” he said. “We’re paying rent here and it’s our property for six more weeks.”

Here is a picture of this guy, who is whining about this. Ha ha, he has apparently put his own sticker on the window, with the words “Don’t Touch, EVIDENCE” written on it, so basically he has also committed the same vicious crime as these alleged Obama supporters.

Wonkette Operative Anne Marie Shriver alerted us to this stunning tale of criminality in Cody, which is apparently covered in Obama yard signs. She says the vandalism “consisted of putting up a couple of posters and painting the windows of the HQ with the same type of paint used at the prior week’s high school homecoming event.”

Ha, and guess what kind of kids are often involved with student events such as Homecoming? That’s right, elitist college-bound kids. How disgusting! These kids are “politically involved” and doing harmless pranks against the old Republicans. Why can’t these kids just put up an illiterate MySpace page full of embedded hip-hop and impregnate the easy girl and get a tattoo on their hands, like what’s his name, “Fuckin’ Redneck,” the one who will escape the Palins’ baby-farming grip as soon as McCain loses next month?

FUN FACT: The Cody Enterprise was, like the whole town, founded by William Frederick “Buffalo Bill” Cody! He started the town and a big hotel to serve tourists visiting the new Yellowstone Park. Cody was anti-slavery, pro-conservation and supported Indian and women’s rights. He also brought his Wild West show to Europe. In other words, he was a domestic terrorist.

GOP leaders blame Obama supporters for vandalism [Cody Enterprise]

{ 63 comments }

shoeho October 9, 2008 at 1:39 pm

Oh, Jeebus! And someone pinched my red,white and blue BeanyBaby donkey from my election/patriotic wreath. That doesn’t make my scotch swilling neighbor is a terrorist, just a dumba$$ drunk.

Doglessliberal October 9, 2008 at 1:40 pm

“The GOP office at Sheridan and 13th had the word “Obama” written on the windows and Obama flyers taped to the windows.

Terry Hinkle of the GOP leadership blames backers of Barack Obama.”

Man, that Terry sure is a rocket scientist.

donner_froh October 9, 2008 at 1:40 pm

Stickering a window today, blowing up the Pentagon as a member of the Weather Underground tomorrow.

Spiro Agnew October 9, 2008 at 1:41 pm

There are democrats in Wyoming? Who knew. Move to VA, we need the help.

Formerly Preferred October 9, 2008 at 1:42 pm

“Terry Hinkle of the GOP leadership blames backers of Barack Obama.”

Whoa, slow down, there, Sherlock. You lost me on that one. Supporters of Barack Obama? What keen insight led you to that crazy conclusion?

Cogito Ergo Bibo October 9, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Oh noz! Iz domeztik terrizm!

tunamelt October 9, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Hahahaha. This can only end well.

Liverspots October 9, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Stickers are a gateway method of terrorism.

Delicious October 9, 2008 at 1:43 pm

stinking corpse

Cape Clod October 9, 2008 at 1:44 pm

“Vandalized?” I bet the Romans wished that the Vandals were as equally destructive. We would all be speaking Latin now.

tunamelt October 9, 2008 at 1:44 pm

[re=127852]Spiro Agnew[/re]: There are people in Wyoming? I thought it was just grassland.

greatgooglymoogly October 9, 2008 at 1:44 pm

And so, in a completely justified and proportionate response, the Wyoming GOP ritually lynched, quartered and burned the state’s only black person, who actually was just passing through, but who also is/was a terrorist. The end.

Spiro Agnew October 9, 2008 at 1:44 pm

[re=127854]Formerly Preferred[/re]: ahahhaha the jumps logically just dont make sense!

FMA October 9, 2008 at 1:44 pm

10-07! Never forget!

Tommy Says Soooo October 9, 2008 at 1:44 pm

I blame Jake Gyllenhaal.

ManchuCandidate October 9, 2008 at 1:45 pm

Old fat man ineffectually shakes his fist at young rivals.

Demands blood vengeance on rapscallions.

Gregory_of_Nazianzus October 9, 2008 at 1:45 pm

Wow, this is even worse than the dumbass redneck kids who used to drive around my hometown alternately driving over yard signs with their SUVs or shooting them with shotguns. Who says Democrats are any better than Republicans?

Doc Gerbil October 9, 2008 at 1:45 pm

Shocked, I am, that someone would stoop so low as to do this.

Hussein is really getting low now. Buckle up cuz it’s goin’ to be a bumpy election.

AnnieGetYourFun October 9, 2008 at 1:45 pm

[re=127854]Formerly Preferred[/re]: It’s radical, “outside-the-box” thinking like Terry’s that is going to help McCain win the presidency. I might as well just switch my vote now. We are doomed.

WhatTheHeck October 9, 2008 at 1:46 pm

Little bastards. Send the lot of ’em to the Alaskan gulag.
20 years hard labor will cure them of hmomsexula acts like this.

fuckinredneck October 9, 2008 at 1:46 pm

“I blame the blackers I mean backers of Barack Obama!”

TJBeck October 9, 2008 at 1:48 pm

[re=127854]Formerly Preferred[/re]: Quit makin’ fun of CSI: Cody. They don’t have all them fancy machines or tests or any sort of belief or understanding of science, so “backers of Barack Obama” is about the best they can do at this point.

tonashideska October 9, 2008 at 1:48 pm

[re=127852]Spiro Agnew[/re]: Now cheney has something to hunt after he reties.

Miller October 9, 2008 at 1:48 pm

Stickers is just the beginning of the campaign. Next they’ll be placing C4 charges that will destroy buildings in a pattern that spells out ‘hope’.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

tonashideska October 9, 2008 at 1:50 pm

[re=127893]tonashideska[/re]: retires

Doglessliberal October 9, 2008 at 1:52 pm

[re=127858]tunamelt[/re]: oh crap, if this is true, I guarantee you it will give McCain a bump. People will love her and think she is so cute and funny, blah blah.

Norbert October 9, 2008 at 1:55 pm

Wyoming Reichstag burns to ground — but who to blame?

quick, someone find that perfesser guy who specializes the temperature at which steel girders burn in collapsed buildings.

Norbert, shut up and take more cold medication.

Norbert October 9, 2008 at 1:57 pm

[re=127906]Doglessliberal[/re]: New York (wink, nudge) celebrity (boooo!) elites (kill!) in the tank for Palin

WYO October 9, 2008 at 1:59 pm

See what happens when there aren’t enough escalators in a state? Those kids… in the tank?

qwerty42 October 9, 2008 at 2:00 pm

“…blames backers of Barack Obama….”
heck, Barry himself probably planned and executed this one.

SayItWithWookies October 9, 2008 at 2:01 pm

[re=127877]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: No, don’t switch your vote — you’ll take all the fun out of it for the good people who are assigned to do that for you.

toastandlove October 9, 2008 at 2:03 pm

[re=127868]Tommy Says Soooo[/re]: What about that dead clown?

Dr. Zoidberg October 9, 2008 at 2:04 pm

[re=127852]Spiro Agnew[/re]: Hey, there are Wyoming Democrats! I live in Laramie.

Oooh, and yesterday some punk-ass college kids yelled ‘F*** you, you hippie commie!’. I’m thinking it was because of my Obama and Impeach Bush bumper stickers.

‘Hippie commie’ – I’ve never been so happy in my life.

CivicHoliday October 9, 2008 at 2:04 pm

Get off my lawn, kids!

TGY October 9, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Why aren’t they out doing something constructive like smoking weed or fucking around?

magic titty October 9, 2008 at 2:09 pm

[re=127906]Doglessliberal[/re]: people also hate her and thinks she’s a fucking idiot. Breaking even.

AnnieGetYourFun October 9, 2008 at 2:15 pm

[re=127927]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I wuvs you. You always know the right thing to say.

Doglessliberal October 9, 2008 at 2:16 pm

[re=127934]Dr. Zoidberg[/re]: my husband and I would move to WY (Moran area) if 1) we had jobs there and 2) winter was not 9 months long. But, from our experience with WY cold, it is truly a better winter than here in DC (dry cold there, evil, bone-burrowing damp cold here in DC) and you escape for 3 weeks in Feb or March to somewhere warm. We are thinking retirement there. (which will be in about 100 years at this rate, sob)

DharamDeullingSatirist October 9, 2008 at 2:19 pm

“Buffalo Bill”is crying over what pussies the residents of his town have become

professionalcynic October 9, 2008 at 2:19 pm

Taping flyers and writing ‘Obama’ to window is nothing. I’m from Massachusetts where stealing opponents’ campaign signs was the thing to do after making fun of ‘Oven Mitt’ Romney.

qwerty42 October 9, 2008 at 2:27 pm

[re=127934]Dr. Zoidberg[/re]: you could yell back “expropriate the expropriators” or something like that, but it might not be such a good idea. OTOH, what with Barry being either a Maoist or a Stalinist maybe they have a point. I mean, The Corner isn’t full of a bunch of goofs. It’s a respected group of thoughtful conservatives. right?

Dr. Zoidberg October 9, 2008 at 2:29 pm

[re=127964]Doglessliberal[/re]: Come on over!

Yes, the winters do last 9 months here, but I like the cold and the snow. I spent 30 years in Texas, and I can’t take hot weather any more. But, Wyoming is beautiful – absolutely gorgeous. Laramie is nicely situated, too, with the Snowy Range mountains in one direction, and the Medicine Bow and Vedauwoo in the other directions. All snark aside, I love Wyoming, and plan to spend the rest of my life here.

SayItWithWookies October 9, 2008 at 2:29 pm

[re=127962]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: (blushes).

Dr. Zoidberg October 9, 2008 at 2:32 pm

[re=127998]qwerty42[/re]: Well, I did the mature thing and flipped them off. If they had been closer to my car (they were a couple of lanes away) I would have called them something that begins with ‘c’ and rhymes with ‘hockpuckers’.

Ah, maturity – I turn 40 in 2 months, and then I really have to start acting my age.

graceless October 9, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Ha ha ha ha!

Tommy Says Soooo October 9, 2008 at 2:42 pm

[re=127930]toastandlove[/re]: No, the skin cancer is in remission.

Sassette October 9, 2008 at 2:51 pm

The GOP office at Sheridan and 13th had the word “Obama” written on the windows and Obama flyers taped to the windows.

Terry Hinkle of the GOP leadership blames backers of Barack Obama.

I want whoever is responsible for this fine piece of investigative work out looking for Bin Laden!

bluebrazos October 9, 2008 at 2:52 pm

I only wish that I had misspent my own youth in such a productive fashion.

Kev-O-Tron October 9, 2008 at 2:55 pm

Don’t they have an escalator to ride on or some weed to smoke? oh wait…

Advocatus_Diaboli October 9, 2008 at 3:12 pm

Wow, William H. Macy has gained some weight.

EverythingMatters October 9, 2008 at 3:13 pm

This is proof that the Rednecks for Obama Campaign is spreading all across the country. We were just in Asheville, NC on Sunday Oct. 5 for the Obama Rally and filmed the Rednecks for Obama reaction. See the video here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr03WpZdhJo

When vandals are supporting a black man, the Republican party has to be scared! Go Obama!!!!

southernbitch October 9, 2008 at 3:57 pm

last election cycle, someone tore down the banner that read “republican party headquarters” that was out front of the one in my town, reassembled it, and then re-hung it to the front of the office, where it proudly read “YER CUNT PARTY”. it was hilaaarious, and no one was ever charged.

OzoneTom October 9, 2008 at 4:04 pm

[re=128009]Dr. Zoidberg[/re]: Well, now we know who the ringleader is.
Signed, your neighbor in Idaho, Redneckistan.

WYO October 9, 2008 at 4:41 pm

[re=128061]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: This is a meth state, like Alaska, with oil fields and meth–enough meth to get the high school kids to drop out and work in the oil field so they can go to the ‘Stro in Rock Springs.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/05/us/politics/05wyoming.html

tocute2btrue October 9, 2008 at 7:33 pm

Stoopid Ass Libs, they gonna cause me to loose this Election.

tocute2btrue October 9, 2008 at 7:34 pm

I Meant Erection!

SeminoleInDior October 9, 2008 at 11:20 pm

[re=127864]tunamelt[/re]: I would like you to know, that as a former resident of the suckass state of Wyoming, yes, there are Democrats. Five of us. Well, two more now that my very own daddy isn’t voting for Grumpus because he can’t trust him. But, yeah, the rest of Wyoming sucks. A lot. And they all breed amongst their muddy, tainted pool of everyone-is-relatedness. Ick.

HedonismBot October 10, 2008 at 12:21 am

Hey now… I personally know Terry Hinkle. He’s not a bad guy for a Republican, but, seriously, none of the real Obama supporters I know in Wyo would ever stoop to such a juvenile prank. I mean what’s the point? Don’t matter though, the pubelickins are going to say this makes all Dems look bad, blah blah blah. If I were a publican, 8 years of Dubya and the prospect of more of the same from Gramps and Glasses! would make me ashamed to even show my face in public.

HedonismBot October 10, 2008 at 12:31 am

[re=128009]Dr. Zoidberg[/re]: Futurama-themed Wonketteers from Wyoming unite!!

alice October 10, 2008 at 12:45 pm

[re=127934]Dr. Zoidberg[/re]:

Where can I get some of those stickers. I need a good flattering.

tiger October 10, 2008 at 3:42 pm

OK, here’s the real question: if you HAD to fuck one of them, would it be the dude in the pic, or McCain?

DharamDeullingSatirist October 11, 2008 at 1:36 pm

@ tiger – can I use a vibrator instead?

Codyite October 14, 2008 at 2:46 am

Hey, give us a break! It was a slow news week in Cody. (actually, it’s usually a slow news week in Cody.) But, it’s tough having to slog through the simplistic and inane comments of a website like this one, just to point out that not all the rubes live in Wyoming. In fact, you’ve got us outnumbered just inside the Beltway alone!

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