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October 9, 2008

Cindy McCain’s Angry Anti-Obama Rant Tape Discovered!

by Sara K. Smith  

Why is Cindy McCain so angry all of the time? Can America afford to have a first lady who is such an angry angry harridan? What a terribly scary woman, with her angry rants! Ah well, at least she is not as terrifying as Michelle Obama, who has a classy hairdo and says classy things on Larry King Live all the time. [YouTube]

{ 74 comments }

FMA October 9, 2008 at 11:53 am

Someone needs another Vicodin!

medievalist October 9, 2008 at 11:55 am

Wow, McCain was right — she is a &%$#.

dano October 9, 2008 at 11:55 am

Her pill fueled fury frightens me. Please make her go away.

bluebrazos October 9, 2008 at 11:56 am

Wait…didn’t McOnion make that same exact vote? I’ll bet that wasn’t the first time he sent a cold chill through her body.

Not_So_Much October 9, 2008 at 11:56 am

It’s the voices. And feeling like you’re covered with spiders.

That shit will make anyone cranky.

bookish_lesbian October 9, 2008 at 11:57 am

I too, would like to see Obama in heels

TeddyS October 9, 2008 at 11:57 am

She’s angry because she is down to her last couple of hundred million or so and Obama is going to raise her taxes until she’s poor. Also, the pool boy is on vacation.

shortsshortsshorts October 9, 2008 at 11:57 am

The box says twice DAILY Cindy not HOURLY. JEEBUS.

Undeterredbyreality October 9, 2008 at 11:58 am

I’ll change places with her for a day–she wouldn’t even have one home left when I was through, but Obama would mysteriously now own 7, and have his plane fueled for the next decade.

spencer October 9, 2008 at 11:58 am

I can’t recommend enough the New Yorker profile of this bizarre woman:
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/09/15/080915fa_fact_levy

She is nuts.

Yup October 9, 2008 at 11:58 am

Is that a…pantsuit? I’m sure what she said was very interesting/terrible/useless, but I heard nothing. Her pantsuit-ish ensemble had my undivided, unhappy attention.

NoWireHangers October 9, 2008 at 11:58 am

Those cold chills are just the withdrawal symptoms, Cinds.

Mista Eko October 9, 2008 at 11:59 am

Well, at least Michelle Obama doesn’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop.

InKnockYouUs October 9, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Cindy wants to wear Obama’s shoes. Kinky!

wildeoats October 9, 2008 at 12:01 pm

Cindy — this Bud’s for you! And this one. And this one. And this one.

Noodle Salad October 9, 2008 at 12:01 pm

OK – seriously, as soon as she mentions Palin, McCain plays with his wedding ring.

HuskyMescan October 9, 2008 at 12:02 pm

It talks! Afterall, this time, I though Mr. McCain was carrying around a realdoll.

The cold chill is the vicodine wearing off, trollop.

Darehead October 9, 2008 at 12:02 pm

Yes, Sen. Obama, why don’t you change spike-heeled shoes with the Cindinator just one day, and see what fun Vicodin is while you stand by your foul-jowled man in front of your “Cunty First” banner and say any old trollppy self-righteous things because you just shipped your son off to an illegitimate war?

Itsjustme October 9, 2008 at 12:03 pm

Screw her, she’s obviously off her Meds.!

accidental_tourist October 9, 2008 at 12:04 pm

[re=127688]bluebrazos[/re]: Yep, that’s right. John McCain voted not to fund the troops also – CINDY’S SON. How could she get in the Lincoln town car and even ride home with that man?

Doglessliberal October 9, 2008 at 12:04 pm

[re=127694]spencer[/re]: I agree about the article. I was just citing it to my husband the other day as proof of how bizarre a relationship that couple has.

Dreamer October 9, 2008 at 12:05 pm

Was she refering to McGrumpy sending “cold chill through my body…”, when he calls the Moos killer his soul mate?

accidental_tourist October 9, 2008 at 12:06 pm

p/s Anybody starting to wonder if they’ll be pushing Cindy out front more often as they slowly push Sarah further and further back off the stage?

Liverspots October 9, 2008 at 12:06 pm

Has Meghan McCain been hanging out with Levi Johnston?

SayItWithWookies October 9, 2008 at 12:06 pm

Don’t worry, Cindy — soon there just plain won’t be any money and you can blame the horrible economy (i.e. the Clinton Recession) for not allowing your kid to go back to Iraq. Though how that means he’s in harm’s way is a little confusing…

shoeho October 9, 2008 at 12:08 pm

Cindy, honey, there is a pharmacy on almost every street corner in this great land of ours. Get a refill. Or, you could start consuming your own product. Frequently. Oh, and how many think Megan is mostly along to “mom-sit?”

Kinbote October 9, 2008 at 12:10 pm

Jesus, I jumped when McCain moved his hands at 0:15 — I thought they had a life-size cardboard cutout of him up there. But I do have to like the idea of Barry swaying down the Airport Rd in red pumps with an RPG launcher, a gut full of Crown Royal and a head full of nonprofit-supplied pharmaceuticals.

Go get the Roach!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeDq_tCCj3o

monty October 9, 2008 at 12:11 pm

I hate to interject fact into the mix but John Mccain DID not vote against funding troops, he skipped the vote and went straight to the president and browbeat and cajoled and nagged him until he vetoed the bill. Clean hands, see!

Vewol Mevemont October 9, 2008 at 12:12 pm

OT, but check out the latest George Will column, which compares McCain’s new campaing tactics to “being ravaged by a dead sheep.” I kid you not. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/08/AR2008100802926.html?hpid=opinionsbox1

Norbert October 9, 2008 at 12:13 pm

If Cindy wore Barack’s shoes for a day, let’s just say she’d never go back to Walnuts. wokka.

2druk2phluq October 9, 2008 at 12:13 pm

She already got a refill, but clever, clever Walnuts switched her alprazolam with a pill containing a cocktail of K, PCP and biphetamines. When this footage was taken, only moments before she was fighting with giant invisible spiders, and something she called a Lowry (we couldn’t decipher that one). Steve Schmidt told her he’d get her hooked up with Jorge, their pool man, if she ranted at Barack Obama, and this video is the result. I’m told that when they didn’t produce Jorge she tore one man limb from limb, and was last seen terrorizing young redneck girls in the parking lot of the rally.

Anonymous Office Zombie October 9, 2008 at 12:14 pm

MILITARISM! – YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Nationalism – YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Obama refuses to worship THE ALMIGHTY STATE and it’s ALL-POWERFUL WAR MACHINE” – BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And what the hell was that last line about soldiers being shipped off to kill and be killed with a smile and a charge or something? This election is going from ugly to psycho.

Darehead October 9, 2008 at 12:16 pm

Wonder how much she paid YouTube to use only the blurriest video.

frailamerica October 9, 2008 at 12:17 pm

I don’t think Barry could afford Cindy’s shoes.

Paradise October 9, 2008 at 12:18 pm

i don’t read posts about Cindy unless they contain the word “trollop” or the phrase “See You Next Tuesday!”. Fix it Sara.

ReverendGreen October 9, 2008 at 12:18 pm

Ohh Cindy cares so much about family! Family family family! Except her dad’s other daughter who she lets stay in the near-poor house. The trollop.

dasNeonlicht October 9, 2008 at 12:19 pm

[re=127688]bluebrazos[/re]: Yes, Biden responded to this charge in nis debate with Palin. McCain voted against funding soldiers in Iraq as well (HR 1591), and opposed similar bills. The issue in each senators’ vote was whether or not a funding bill should include a time table for withdrawal.

The argument McCain makes on this issue is so weak, it’s depressing to hear her (him) make it.

tinybubbles October 9, 2008 at 12:19 pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/08/is-sarahs-new-hairstyle-p_n_133048.html

I know, I know, who gives a shit about her hair? But the slideshow is pretty funny. Most disturbing on this slideshow is the last pic of Alaskan terrorist supporter Sarah Palin with Walnuts – Cindy can’t help but be angry that she sleeps with this guy.

lazyb October 9, 2008 at 12:22 pm

Poor thing seems really stressed out. She should think about seeing a doctor. There are medicines out there that could help.

Das Storminator October 9, 2008 at 12:23 pm

Here again we see the miraculous John Sidney McCain III raising his arm above his shoulder.

Kinbote October 9, 2008 at 12:24 pm

[re=127722]Vewol Mevemont[/re]: I think Cindy knows something about being savaged by a dead sheep.

surfacenoise76 October 9, 2008 at 12:26 pm

ReverendGreen: Don’t forget the family John left behind when he left his first wife for Cindy.

spencer October 9, 2008 at 12:27 pm

[re=127721]monty[/re]: I get what you are saying, but McCain has a tendency to skip votes when he knows what the outcome will be. His statement on the vote was pretty clear:
“Such a mandate would have grave consequences for the future of Iraq, the stability of the Middle East and the security of Americans at home and abroad. For these reasons, I do not support this bill”

Also worth noting is this vote which he ditched as well:
# Vote description: S. Con. Res. 20; A concurrent resolution expressing the sense of Congress that no funds should be cut off or reduced for American Troops in the field which would result in undermining their safety or their ability to complete their assigned mission.

Barack Obama voted “Yes” (i.e. no funds should be cut off). 47 Repubs voted yes as well.
McCain didn’t vote — he was the only Republican to miss the vote.

Servo October 9, 2008 at 12:27 pm

I can’t wait until January, when Michelle puts Laura’s StareMaster on eBay and Barry give McCorpse a phone call. “Hey, geezer! Guess where I’m calling you from. O3. Obama’s Oval Office. Hee-hee.”

Rush October 9, 2008 at 12:29 pm

about 5 years ago, I would have still considered having “relations” with her..

About 5 weeks ago, I would have still considered having “relations” with CaribouBarbie

Steeevyo October 9, 2008 at 12:32 pm

“We don’t discuss our sons” McCain

DoctorCulturae October 9, 2008 at 12:32 pm

Please note McGrumpy nervously fidgeting and twirling his wedding band while she talks. This is identical to his behavior during Gov. Barbie’s acceptance announcement.

What does that mean? Is he uncomfortable because of his marriage? Is he getting turned on? Is he sending a secret coded message to the overlords from planet Krypthon cX4lb?

pondscum October 9, 2008 at 12:36 pm

Michelle’s appearances are amazing. I want to be just like her when I grow up. And maybe then I will be proud of America also. She’s not only hot, she’s SMART!!!

Terry October 9, 2008 at 12:48 pm

She’s angry because she’s stuck in a loveless and long distance marriage to a man who uses her as his personal bankroll, is verbally abusive, and whom she probably abhors if truth be told.

estevancarlos@gmail.com October 9, 2008 at 12:51 pm

It must suck even more when your husband votes to not fund your own son.

larz October 9, 2008 at 12:57 pm

Hate to be sitting around the kitchen, I mean 5 star restaurant table and having the discussion about why Walnuts voted against his own children. It was probably to punish Biden’s kid who is serving,too.

GlennBecksTaint October 9, 2008 at 1:01 pm

Rich People Suck

shoeho October 9, 2008 at 1:01 pm

[re=127694]spencer[/re]: A must read. I almost feel sorry for her…hey, I said ALMOST. I think the deal was that she would put up the $$$, and John would make her First Lady some day. Be careful what you wish for. It doesn’t sound like she’s cut out for the life at all.

[re=127755]DoctorCulturae[/re]: Because McGrumpy is a misogynist who doesn’t think women can be trusted. SP was a political pick, probably not his.

[re=127771]Terry[/re]: Yup, what you said.

Frymaster October 9, 2008 at 1:03 pm

I remember way back during the primaries, Cindy showed up on stage wearing a tight, fitted black patent leather suit and I swear she looked just like a dominatrix. I have searched and searched and not found a picture or a video. If anybody knows where to find it, please share. @frymaster on twitter

mocowbell October 9, 2008 at 1:11 pm

So let me see if I understand this correctly. Lady Walnuts would like Barack Obama to slip his tootsies into her $2500 Manolo Blahnik’s? But he’d stretch them! Why does Cindy McCain hate her precious shoes? She really should take another pill and rethink this rather peculiar plan. But if she goes ahead with it I demand to see the video.

HomoPolitico October 9, 2008 at 1:16 pm

She’s got a real Eva Braun fetishization of fascism thing goin’ on with that outfit. Its like a Tom of Finland and Oscar de la Renta collaboration.

CivicHoliday October 9, 2008 at 1:21 pm

What all this really says is that McCain and his campaign staff are incredibly misogynistic. Think about it: first Sarah, now Cindy, they’re having the women do the attacking, knowing that these women can’t be attacked in turn, and they are also having women who are unqualified and not particularly bright engage in policy debates, throwing screams of sexism at anyone who dares question whether they (Sarah in particular) should really be representing the party in that way. Sarah and Cindy are being used, they are tools, they are pretty objects propped up to flash winks and smiles, they are dogs on leashes barking loudly but impervious to harm. And all the while, John can sit back, not taking part, never once mentioning the Ayers or Wright or ACORN connections directly to Obama’s face so that he can try to appear above it all. Women of America, you should be OUTRAGED by this.

sarcasticusername October 9, 2008 at 1:34 pm

the only thing for frightening than an angry white woman is an angry white woman who has been hitting up the pill bottles. plus i’m sure cindy went out and bought her sons diamond encrusted armor after her senile old husband voted against funding the troops as well, so what the hell is she bitching about. does she seriously expect me to believe she cares about the sons of poor black and latino women fighting without armor in her husband’s vietnam reenactment fantasy, bitch please.

problemwithcaring October 9, 2008 at 1:35 pm

[re=127819]CivicHoliday[/re]: Women of America, you should be OUTRAGED by this.

As a woman, I am still reeling from the fact that the GOP actually exists.

V572625694 October 9, 2008 at 1:37 pm

[re=127725]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: War is the health of the state. Bush started all this “commander-in-chief” bullshit. It used to be one of the honoraria affixed to the job, the way the queen of England is “defender of the faith.” Now all anyone cares about is whether this or that candidate can be the Chief Warrior. The funny part is that an ex-fighter-pilot, like Chimpy or Panamanian strongman Juan McCain, doesn’t develop any more administrative skills than it takes to run a fruit stand while they’re up there zooming and booming. Enough’s enough!

Norbert October 9, 2008 at 1:37 pm

[re=127734]tinybubbles[/re]: “she sleeps with this guy” — wait, what? do you know something we don’t?

cal October 9, 2008 at 1:39 pm

What ever happened to Michelle’s “whitey” videotape, anyway?

Shouldn’t that be out by now?

Election’s coming up, after all.

Jerk Cade October 9, 2008 at 1:40 pm

[re=127819]CivicHoliday[/re]: mmmmm. troll subtlety.

Miller October 9, 2008 at 1:41 pm

Someone needs to steal her some pills. Though, I must say, the shrieking outrage of a pampered socialite always connects with the middle and working classes.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

Gregory_of_Nazianzus October 9, 2008 at 1:42 pm

What a trollop!

sike101 October 9, 2008 at 1:50 pm

sometimes opiates are the opiates of the masses.

-famous person

HomoPolitico October 9, 2008 at 1:56 pm

Cindy McCain is in the tank. Or she’s tanked. One of the two.

CivicHoliday October 9, 2008 at 2:00 pm

[re=127847]Jerk Cade[/re]: Wait, what? “mmmmm. troll subtlety.”?? I’m confused, did you mistake me for a PUMA? Sorry, I’ve been an Obama gal the whole way.

Dientes October 9, 2008 at 2:48 pm

Cold chill? How can this be? I didn’t think this lady could get more frigid.

ella October 9, 2008 at 3:47 pm

The McCain and Palin families have a lot in common? Oh, right, one makes the beer, the other guzzles it.

BaxterJones October 9, 2008 at 5:40 pm

She is so, so scary. Imagine when she was on the painkillers?
http://www.entertonement.com/collections/4627/Cindy-McCain%27s-Anti-Obama-Rant

grevillea October 9, 2008 at 10:13 pm

No, Cindy, no shoe-swapping. Remember “the only thing the coloreds are looking for in life are tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit.”

I’m sure you at least have a well-heated bathroom (or 30). Although I doubt Barry would deign to shit in it. Possibly your shoes if you begged.

One Yield Regular October 10, 2008 at 12:15 am

[re=127817]HomoPolitico[/re]: Fabulous.

Texas2Step October 12, 2008 at 1:12 pm

[re=127732]ReverendGreen[/re]: Yeah, and this “precious gift” of a daughter that she adopted? Apparently she’s too “brown” to be allowed to be seen since the RNC. Yet Caribou spawn has been everywhere there’s a camera.

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