TERRORIST BLOODLINES  12:10 am October 9, 2008

Sarah Palin Parking Lot

by Ken Layne


This is phenomenal stuff, courtesy of Blogger Interrupted. It’s the 2008 version of the classic Heavy Metal Parking Lot! But at least those headbanger kids were just having fun or whatever — it’s not like any of them were registered to vote. [Blogger Interrupted]

 

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{ 193 comments }

Hooray For Anything October 8, 2008 at 11:20 pm

Is it too horrible of a thing to hope that all those people lose their jobs and their health insurance for being so ignorant that they’d vote for somebody who would help them lose their jobs and their healthcare?

tonehedge October 8, 2008 at 11:21 pm

What a bunch of cancer ridden cuntholes.

facehead October 8, 2008 at 11:22 pm

I’m trying to put this in perspective, but I don’t want to have a stroke.

azw88 October 8, 2008 at 11:23 pm

Unfuckin believable……. and who is that fucking slightly crosseyed CUNT* that kept jumping in on the conversation???

*normally, I fund the use of that word very offensive, but that lady deserves that moniker….

Smoke Filled Roommate October 8, 2008 at 11:24 pm

I wonder if Mindy Green knows she’s Jewish.

Happy Fun Ball October 8, 2008 at 11:27 pm

Just stunning. I don’t know what to say to these people. Would I still hate fuck that blonde with the muppet eyes? Yes. Yes I would. But I wouldn’t know what to say to her during or after.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 8, 2008 at 11:27 pm

“This guy’s good!”

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! That’s Gotcha Journalism right there, folks.

SayItWithWookies October 8, 2008 at 11:28 pm

The blonde interrupty chick is doing a lousy Christopher Walken. And this is some sort of amusement park ride, right?

shortsshortsshorts October 8, 2008 at 11:29 pm

8/10 B of A online customers agree when interviewed for the commercials that Barry is in fact, a Muslim terrorist.

grendel October 8, 2008 at 11:29 pm

You know, people put CAPTCHA on blog comments.. that means there’s more of a qualification test for commenting than there is for voting…

ReverendGreen October 8, 2008 at 11:30 pm

Looks like she’s got a bunch of Trig Palins as fans.

facehead October 8, 2008 at 11:30 pm

[re=127243]facehead[/re]: Ok, I got it. So, the far out, far right folks who think Obama may actually be a terrorist are comparable to the far out, far left folks who think Bush was the head of a 9/11 conspiracy.

See, we all lose! Hurrah!

sezme October 8, 2008 at 11:30 pm

You know what they don’t have enough of in Strongville, Ohio parking lots? Suicide Bombers. That’s what. And (now that I’ve seen this I know) that’s the kind of change Barack Obama will bring to America.

Cunts.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 8, 2008 at 11:31 pm

[re=127249]Happy Fun Ball[/re]: You could start by saying ‘Sieg Heil’.

azw88 October 8, 2008 at 11:34 pm

[re=127245]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: I wonder if Ms Green realizes she told the world that she is a complete fucking idiot and that her moronic comments will be archived on the intertubes for eternity?

Her relatives will change their names and relocate, not leaving a forwarding address. The name Mindy forevermore shall be banned from the lips off all Greens.

ladymacbeth October 8, 2008 at 11:37 pm

oh no blond lady. nobody has ANY INTENTION of trying to shut you up.

welcome to your 15 minutes of fame.

Kinbote October 8, 2008 at 11:37 pm

It’s such a thin line between inspiring and bloodthirsty…

SayItWithWookies October 8, 2008 at 11:37 pm

He’s a terrorist because of his name? McCain…McVeigh…McCain…McVeigh…hmmmmm.

shortsshortsshorts October 8, 2008 at 11:40 pm

[re=127263]SayItWithWookies[/re]: McLadin….
I like where this is going.

Cogito Ergo Bibo October 8, 2008 at 11:41 pm

Okay, so, Jesus says I have to love these people.

Jesus and I are having a little spat. I’m sure we’ll work it out. Eventually.

Jim Newell October 8, 2008 at 11:41 pm

Wait until they hear that he’s black, too.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 8, 2008 at 11:43 pm

[re=127260]azw88[/re]: Well, it’s all in a name, right? I’d expect the reaction to be akin to Chappelle’s Clayton Bigsby skit.

Tra October 8, 2008 at 11:43 pm

[re=127241]Hooray For Anything[/re]:

Is it too horrible of a thing to hope that all those people lose their jobs and their health insurance for being so ignorant that they’d vote for somebody who would help them lose their jobs and their healthcare?

No. I also support a tax penalty for Bush supporters — let’s just pull a number out of the air, say, $700 billion.

By the grace of Ayatollah Barack Hussein Obama, it will be done.

azw88 October 8, 2008 at 11:44 pm

[re=127263]SayItWithWookies[/re]: McVeigh, combat vet… McCain, combat vet…. Coincidence??????

YOU DECIDE!

obfuscator October 8, 2008 at 11:45 pm

Wowsers, that blonde lady sure was pissed off. She was all screamy and shit.

FreshCliches October 8, 2008 at 11:45 pm

[re=127254]grendel[/re]: WIN.

schvitzatura October 8, 2008 at 11:47 pm

[re=127245]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: I was going to say Melungeon, by way of Logan County, WV, whose ancestors left the coal fields for the tire and auto plants of Cuyahoga County, Ohiya…so that gives her a touchstone with Hopey.

shortsshortsshorts October 8, 2008 at 11:49 pm

[re=127268]Jim Newell[/re]: John McCain: Son of Luo Tribesman.

obfuscator October 8, 2008 at 11:49 pm

To be fair, that blonde screamy lady did pronounce the word “propagate” correctly. I guess she’s actually more qualified to be VP than Sarah Palin.

springfield_meltdown October 8, 2008 at 11:50 pm

I have never been so ashamed of being from Cleveland (Strongsville is a south burb) in my life and that includes that time the river caught on fire. I’d expect rabid McCain Palin fans south of Columbus when you start getting into Kluxer and militia groups, but not my beloved C-Town home of Dennis Kucinich who represents the deranged people of Strongsville. Not everyone in Cleveland is like that and Cuyahoga County usually swings democrat in presidential elections.

HuskyMescan October 8, 2008 at 11:51 pm

Is it tornado season yet? What’s pastor Muthee’s email? I have a request.

mr.november October 8, 2008 at 11:52 pm

Perhaps, the docmentary film person could ask McCain when he heard about Sarah Palin or Thatone.

slappypaddy October 8, 2008 at 11:54 pm

…a mand is a terrbull thang t’waste… a hunnert wasted mands is a clot o’zombies…

ThePuckStopsHere October 8, 2008 at 11:54 pm

This finally answers the age-old question, “How stupid can you be?”

obfuscator October 8, 2008 at 11:54 pm

Even Joe Doucheborough is poking fun at the Moose Queen of the Snow Machine Empire.

grendel October 8, 2008 at 11:56 pm

[re=127266]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Can you ask him to rapture their asses off the planet?

mamandesfilles October 8, 2008 at 11:59 pm

I hate to use the word “cunt” but it is sooo appropriate…

d4g33z October 9, 2008 at 12:01 am

Confirmation that B.H.O. is in fact, a ‘super fucking shitty name.’

Crab1 October 9, 2008 at 12:01 am

1. Build a gymnasium sized incinerator.
2. Put a sign on the incinerator that says “Palin Ralee 2day”
3. Wait 2 hrs.
4. Turn on incinerator.
5. Repeat as necessary.

magic titty October 9, 2008 at 12:02 am

Elitists.

schvitzatura October 9, 2008 at 12:02 am

[re=127277]springfield_meltdown[/re]: I suspect from the faces shown, more than a few of them are four or five generations outta Southern Ohio/West Virginia/Kentucky. Auto plant machine shop refugees living in the brownfield remains of Cleveland’s past greatness. Bitters. Dems in union areas, Berea and Brook Park…Go far east Pepper Pike, Uni Heights, Cleveland Heights, more Repub…

Dientes October 9, 2008 at 12:02 am

Ah, displacement. These lot lizards love their two minute hate.

spencer October 9, 2008 at 12:03 am

Am I the only one who thinks that an Obama parking lot would sound pretty much the same as this one?

shortsshortsshorts October 9, 2008 at 12:04 am

To give the Wingnuts credit, if I had “ever ‘o heard ‘o Baraack Ubaama, I would be a bit skeptical to accept him as a candidate as well, because that would make me a fucking Republican.

Beetletheknee October 9, 2008 at 12:04 am

[re=127257]sezme[/re]: Wow, talk about violent and jarringly hateful!

Oh and that video was scary too. Good thing we’re the Good Guys.

springfield_meltdown October 9, 2008 at 12:04 am

[re=127288]Crab1[/re]: We should try reeducation camps before we resort to that.

wonkthis October 9, 2008 at 12:05 am

To be 100% clear, all of those ignorant, hate-filled bitches suck in bed.

magic titty October 9, 2008 at 12:06 am

[re=127292]spencer[/re]: Yes.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 9, 2008 at 12:06 am

[re=127274]schvitzatura[/re]: Hmm, interesting.. I just don’t see the 1/32 Sub-Saharan African, or Native American. One thing’s certain, she does have a slightly upturned pignose which means nothing other than high pignose comedy…

hardcorepops October 9, 2008 at 12:08 am

I emailed this video to my mother and she replied, “All of those people should die!” I was taken aback but delighted.

spencer October 9, 2008 at 12:08 am

[re=127297]magic titty[/re]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wroj0FLvzs&eurl

Watch that and wait to see who she says she is voting for then get back to me.

d4g33z October 9, 2008 at 12:09 am

[re=127297]magic titty[/re]: Oh the zen…

hardcorepops October 9, 2008 at 12:09 am

[re=127292]spencer[/re]: (Crickets)

ManchuCandidate October 9, 2008 at 12:11 am

Was that googly eyed moron, Janice the muppet?

This video single handed destroys the notion of “White Power” unless that power is stupidity.

sezme October 9, 2008 at 12:12 am

[re=127294]Beetletheknee[/re]: Oh well I suppose… all god’s children blah blah blah, and special ed programs for those what need the, etc. As Biden’s mother would say, God love them.

stolichnayaaa October 9, 2008 at 12:13 am

Fuck voting, imagine this- any one of these people could walk into a Walmart tomorrow and buy a gun.

obfuscator October 9, 2008 at 12:15 am

[re=127292]spencer[/re]: You overshot your mark by about a mile. That woman was a Hillary supporter, not an Obama supporter. She wasn’t even necessarily a Democrat.

magic titty October 9, 2008 at 12:16 am

I’ve seen this before. Some dimwitted yokel from the backwoods in Kentucky doesnt equal scores of people walking out of a Palin rally, does it?
Added to which, she’s there denigrating the fucking guy the entire time, and voted for Hillary. And still would, even though she’s not in the race.

I’m still not seeing your point.

joezoo October 9, 2008 at 12:16 am

Psycho hose beast!

spencer October 9, 2008 at 12:19 am

[re=127309]obfuscator[/re]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovcdb6csHBE

This video is pretty stupid (it is from a Paultard) and not nearly as hilarious as the one above, but you get the point. There are uneducated idiots on all sides who vote with their gut and have no clue what they are talking about. I’m sure I can find about 2000 more of these, but it is late.

scarface1950 October 9, 2008 at 12:19 am

[re=127288]Crab1[/re]: that s mean! necessary but mean.

Crow T. Robot October 9, 2008 at 12:20 am

I hate Illinois Nazis.

HuskyMescan October 9, 2008 at 12:22 am

Are we sure this isn’t a KOA campground ?

He was actually turning off the camera because they couldn’t take much more of her sperm-burping, crackwhore breath.

AxmxZ October 9, 2008 at 12:23 am

…What’s up with the eyes, blondy? They don’t seem to be operating in concert. Do you have independent control of them, like a chameleon or something?

spencer October 9, 2008 at 12:26 am

[re=127310]magic titty[/re]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5p3OB6roAg

Howard Stern show where they interview Obama supporters who don’t have a clue.

Beetletheknee October 9, 2008 at 12:28 am

[re=127307]sezme[/re]: Nah, that’s not my point. Snark is a healthy part of a balanced breakfast, and those people’s kind of stupid should be painful and famous. For them. I’m jus’ sayin, suicide bombers? Incinerators? (not you I know). I just think that sounds sort of … like them. The ones we’re all mocking. Your deity of choice can do whatever he wants to ‘em, and Biden’s mother.

Now back to your regularly scheduled funny people.

evolutionista October 9, 2008 at 12:28 am

ya gotta love the adamantly ignorant.

oh wait, i just realized why they love the she bush!

obfuscator October 9, 2008 at 12:29 am

[re=127312]spencer[/re]: Uneducated is one thing, but I don’t see Obama supporters walking around after rallies accusing John McCain of being a terrorist.

Actually… McCain’s great-grandfather served in the Confederate Army. Maybe John McCain sympathizes with slave owners! Another McCain ancestor served under George Washington! Maybe John McCain has ties to domestic terrorism! He’s got the bloodlines!

Yes, I know that I’m being ridiculous. That’s the point.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 9, 2008 at 12:29 am

[re=127290]schvitzatura[/re]: I had the misfortune of having to reside in Hamilton (Hamiltucky) for a year and a half when my stepfather decided to work for Hamilton’s Urinal News in the early 90′s. I moved from Philly and entered into a world I had never been exposed to, just heard about. That place really is like the deep South, generations of poor white stupid racist idiots. Not to mention, they cut regular pizza into squares and didn’t know what a fucking cheesesteak was. (What, hon? You want some cheesecake?”)

I had one of the most disturbing experiences in my life in Hamilton when I was walking to a convenience store one night and noticed a stroller by the side of the street. I figured it was empty but then I heard some crying sounds and noticed a fucking baby was in it! I wheeled it around and knocked on all the doors I could, but nobody answered. Then about 5 minutes later some tweaker bitch comes out of a nearby bar up the street and starts waving at me. I asked disgustedly in disbelief, “Is this your child?!!” She began babbling about how her mother wouldn’t watch the kid and hurriedly walked away pushing the stroller.

Anyway, enough of my tangent.
That story summarizes Ohio for me.

stolichnayaaa October 9, 2008 at 12:32 am

[re=127312]spencer[/re]: So Obama talks about change (among other things) and dimwits believe he will change things but don’t understand how. Cruella harangues the bitters about her opponent who is a terrorist who wants to destroy America (among other things) and they can’t eat it up fast enough. Which is more frightening? Which has more potential for harm? Which is basically unprecedented in modern electoral politics? At some point the Republican party will have to own the hateful shit that they have stirred up in this election, and it will not be pretty.

StrangelyBrown October 9, 2008 at 12:33 am

Just imagine how much worse this could be if John McCain didn’t have the personal magnetism of a wet paper towel.

lumpenprole October 9, 2008 at 12:35 am

I hope Obama wins so at least a few thousand of these people will barricade themselves in their homes with nothing but meth and cheetos.

gambypants October 9, 2008 at 12:36 am

oh doggone it those Palin family reunions always seem to get so silly, argh. save us.
flamingpolitics.com

spencer October 9, 2008 at 12:36 am

[re=127329]obfuscator[/re]: Come get drunk with me sometime in Madison, WI and I bet I can find you at least 20 old hippies who would call McCain a baby killer.

sezme October 9, 2008 at 12:41 am

[re=127327]Beetletheknee[/re]: No, I got your point, and I kind of agree. It’s always the question of where’s the snarky/creepy line and did I already cross it? As you no doubt understand, no one is literally wishing their untimely painful deaths. As far as actual funny retribution-snark on this thread, I’d have to give the win to the first commenter: Hooray for Anything. And now I’m temporarily banning myself.

sailingthestyx October 9, 2008 at 12:46 am

[re=127337]spencer[/re]: hate to step into the middle of this, but Spencer, we got the point you’re trying to make a way back up the blog…let it go man; no one’s going to argue that there are dumb people out there, and if this clip offends you, don’t watch it.

SayItWithWookies October 9, 2008 at 12:46 am

[re=127337]spencer[/re]: Turn on AM radio and for nine hours each weekday — Glenn Beck, Rush, Assity — you will hear that liberal want to destroy America, that liberals are “invested in failure” in Iraq, in the economy, in the war on terrrrr. You will hear that Barack Obama is the most radical leftist in the Senate, that he is influenced by a known unrepentant terrorist, and that “community organizing” and ACORN are some sort of cult designed to foster socialized housing, give the poor a sense of entitlement, raise your taxes and steal your money, and teach Marxism and sex education to your children from kindergarten on.

StrangelyBrown October 9, 2008 at 12:47 am

[re=127337]spencer[/re]: The difference is that aging hippies who get all pissy about John McCain the baby killer aren’t likely to don matching brown shirts and and start lynching the “undesirables”. These racist xenophobes have the hate; all they’re missing is the direction. Thank god.

expatinOz October 9, 2008 at 12:48 am

[re=127292]spencer[/re]: Yes. You would.

obfuscator October 9, 2008 at 12:48 am

[re=127337]spencer[/re]: As distasteful as calling McCain a ‘babykiller’ is, it actually has maybe a 12% chance of having some basis in reality, depending on your definition of the word ‘murder’. You can’t say the same about accusing Obama of being a terrorist.

sailingthestyx October 9, 2008 at 12:49 am

Whooo, boy…this blog is one down place tonight; guessing most on here did the drink game on “My Friends”…sorry, and you’ll all feel better tomorrow.
And Spencer, take some responsibility for bringing this show down, bro…

schvitzatura October 9, 2008 at 12:51 am

[re=127330]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Wiz wit is a scary proposition, points west of King of Prussia…but the thick-cut fried balogna sammiches are the bomb! And the slaw dogs and bbq with more slaw!

sailingthestyx October 9, 2008 at 12:52 am

[re=127348]obfuscator[/re]: got to agree; and 12% being nice, I’ve seen the effects of indiscriminate bombing and baby’s do seem to get killed…

spencer October 9, 2008 at 12:53 am

[re=127292]spencer[/re]: You are an asshole.

expatinOz October 9, 2008 at 12:55 am

At least there is a decent chance people these people will die when their houses explode from the meth lab in the garage.

ManchuCandidate October 9, 2008 at 12:56 am

[re=127348]obfuscator[/re]:
Leave Spencer alone.

IIRC, Spencer’s a bitter Hiltard. The self destruction of Walnuts adds to Spencer’s pain as Spencer cries “it’s just not fair! It’s just not fair!”

President X October 9, 2008 at 1:00 am

Warren G. Harding, McCranky’s good friend, said in 1920, “As goes Strongville, Ohio, so goes the nation.”

Thank goodness, except that ACORN – the Husseinly Hopey “communisty organizor” group – has turned in 3 billion voter registration cards and now The Minorities will overwhelm Ohio voting booths on November 4th…..Murka will sink Obama-like into the red sunset of China.

How sad.

President Beeblebrox October 9, 2008 at 1:03 am

God help us all.

President X October 9, 2008 at 1:04 am
tednugentslover October 9, 2008 at 1:13 am

i gots a sad now after seeing that

More Dirt Please October 9, 2008 at 1:24 am

My mother always said, “It takes all kinds to make a world.” I think she’s in heaven with Biden’s mom right about now, playing a drinking game toggled by hatefulness, and feelin’ no pain.

tednugentslover October 9, 2008 at 1:34 am

well, 20 minutes later, I’m no longer sad, but I’m mad. Not mad in a hateful way, but angry in a productive way. While I will still devote way too much of time to reading about how awful McOnion and Caribou Barbie are, I will now devote at least twice that amount of time to actually calling voters in swing states. As tratie and as un-snarky as it sounds, I care too deeply about my–or rather our–country to hand it over to, once again, to these dipshits. Good night and good luck.
Hopey ’08

OhYeahAlright October 9, 2008 at 1:35 am

[re=127256]facehead[/re]: Yeah but my Ron Paultard friend believes that 9/11 was a Bush conspiracy, so maybe we can just chalk those people up to the outright crazies. There’s nothing political about it really, other than they blame Bush…

Yuppie October 9, 2008 at 1:36 am

Hahaha did anyone else notice the illiterate fucktard’s sign at 0:25? The m’s have three humps! Like they’re from The Hills Have Eyes, or something.

steverino247 October 9, 2008 at 1:36 am

I think the expression we’re looking for here is “Cock-juggling thundercunt.”

Tex October 9, 2008 at 1:36 am

Wow, I didn’t know they were into in-breeding in Ohio. Bless their hearts, they must have constant headaches from the pain of trying to rub two brain cells together.

Darehead October 9, 2008 at 1:38 am

[re=127375]More Dirt Please[/re]: Ahem. Mrs. Biden is still living on earth:

Mother: Catherine Eugenia Finnegan Biden (“Jean”, b. 1918-)

spencer October 9, 2008 at 1:51 am

[re=127350]sailingthestyx[/re]: That is rich. About three people on here talk about gassing a room full of people, a few more talk about women in ways that make most of us cringe and I somehow bring down the party by suggesting that maybe, just maybe there are idiots on both sides.

WhatTheHeck October 9, 2008 at 1:53 am

O.K. consider me freaked out.
But what are these admirable specimen of humanity going to do when they find out their last, great, white, hope lost the election?

bernadette October 9, 2008 at 2:01 am

I want to commit a serious act of violence, especially against the blonde cunt.

The notion that McCain/Palin and Co would encourage and enforce Obama to be slated as a terrorist should eliminate them from this county.

Machetti, please.

shortsshortsshorts October 9, 2008 at 2:03 am

[re=127384]Darehead[/re]: Correction. Mrs. Biden died in a fiery car crash in ’72. This is a bigger, better, older and more Maverick Biden family member.

trondant October 9, 2008 at 2:04 am

[re=127301]spencer[/re]: Holy shit, I had forgotten the details of that clip. 1. She’s a Hilltard. 2. Like the dog that ate Liz’s mike at the RNC, her name is Sarah. 3. Unlike WALNUTS!, she knows that Spain is an ally.

Jeebus. She’s overqualified by McCain ’08 standards.

Worlds End October 9, 2008 at 2:06 am

Any one feel like the 1930s might be starting to repeat?

UglyLoser October 9, 2008 at 2:07 am

Well, McCain/Palin have got the “abyss of humanity” vote.

SayItWithWookies October 9, 2008 at 2:14 am

Yeah, can we can the misogyny and homicidal ideation please? It’s un-fucking-civilized.

Worlds End October 9, 2008 at 2:20 am

[re=127330]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: I have a friend that moved here to florida from some place called somerville ohio. He basically described it as hicks, fail, and meth.

tenfingered October 9, 2008 at 2:20 am

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. I can see they use ‘em quite sparingly.

shortsshortsshorts October 9, 2008 at 2:22 am

Okay last one then I go away. You must make it SPEAK though it is better then all of the crack you all smoke with your love whores for Jesus:

http://pa.lindro.me?w=4207

NotthatLC October 9, 2008 at 2:24 am

[re=127389]WhatTheHeck[/re]: Re-energize the Republican party, that’s what, Like it’s 1994.
Wow. This board IS depressing tonight.

gurukalehuru October 9, 2008 at 2:31 am

[re=127256]facehead[/re]: I doubt very much that Bush was the head of a 9/11 conspiracy. That was Cheney.

gurukalehuru October 9, 2008 at 2:36 am

[re=127276]obfuscator[/re]: Yes, but why is it a bad thing to propagate low rent housing for poor people? And I think this whole ACORN thing is because they don’t get the WALNUTS joke.

shortsshortsshorts October 9, 2008 at 2:41 am

[re=127404]NotthatLC[/re]: If you worry about this, I can assure you your shoes are untied.

shortsshortsshorts October 9, 2008 at 2:45 am

[re=127405]gurukalehuru[/re]: RON PAUL caused 9/11, I thought we were all clear about this.

facehead October 9, 2008 at 3:01 am

[re=127402]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: http://pa.lindro.me?w=4263

Darehead October 9, 2008 at 3:11 am

[re=127389]WhatTheHeck[/re]: You mean, where can white trash go that’s even lower than the parking lot?

lumpenprole October 9, 2008 at 3:21 am

[re=127394]Worlds End[/re]:
Welcome home, exhausted troops, meet high unemployment.

Them October 9, 2008 at 3:36 am

Don’t worry — just imagine all these “people” (and those like-minded) and their heads exploding when Obama gets elected. It’ll be coast-to-coast screenings of “Scanners,” only with no screens or projectors.

And then picture the survivors’ heads imploding from the cognitive dissonance when Obama in fact does not blow up America but in fact enacts policies that actually help them. Could their sweet Sarah have been lying to them, you betcha?

And then envision those remaining when Obama leaves office, if only incrementally better than the shitstorm he inherited, still insisting that Barack Hussein Obama and Ayers want to eat their babies. Those are the ones that will need to be rounded up and institutionalized. Everyone else is pretty much just a sad by-product of the American education system.

Robbertjan October 9, 2008 at 3:45 am

Jesus Fucking Christ… Stop Animal testing, use these retards instead!

cmunki October 9, 2008 at 3:54 am

[re=127249]Happy Fun Ball[/re]: “GO ON! SAY HE”S A TERRORIST! SAY IT!” And then you don’t have to say anything after because what are you going to go out for coffee?

cmunki October 9, 2008 at 3:56 am

It’s like a tailgate party / cross burning.

dogscantlookup October 9, 2008 at 3:58 am

I live in Minnesota and this is what I have to deal with every time I leave North Murderapolis. I am so happy we all can enjoy this piece of “Minnesota nice”. I will see you all in the BWCA

I have a plate in my head

dogscantlookup October 9, 2008 at 4:18 am

I see floating things in my eyes when I watch this clip

Robbertjan October 9, 2008 at 4:21 am

[re=127430]dogscantlookup[/re]:

That’s the alien extraction team on stand by, in case McCain wins, to evacuate intellignet people to Xenu.

Worlds End October 9, 2008 at 4:22 am

Heres some quotes i found on the washingtonpost about the palin rally where the guy yelled kill him. Like I said earlier we are on a dangerous path

Gov. Palin is doing an excellent job with her campaign. If the socialist press would do its job then the Gov would not have to do it for them. All the threats of violence from many of the bloggers on these post doesnt scare any true blooded American in the deep south. Our murder rates due to the black community are sky high already, just google it if you dont believe me. We have been lock and loaded for a long time as a result of the unwanton killing and robberies being committed daily. The press is untruthful about much of what they put into print. They have lost all credibility with half of America, if not more. To all obama supporters, enjoy the press’s lies while you can, as it wont be long before they will be lieing to you. It is shown daily that they have no journalistic integrity.

used2bdemocrat

Obama supporters suck. CNN just noted that Obama was not NOW friends with Ayers, nor had he been in the last three years. This is their brazen defense of the half muslim.

Robbertjan October 9, 2008 at 4:23 am

Intelligent. Damn it, read before submitting.

dogscantlookup October 9, 2008 at 4:31 am

I love full muslin, even “thathalfone”

Robbertjan October 9, 2008 at 4:35 am

In the Netherlands we had the murder of Pim Fortuyn to days before the elections back in 2002. His party was leading in the polls and the establishment was scared shitless that he would win the elections.

Days before he got murdered he spoke of being “demonized” by the regular parties and if anything would happen to him they would have to be held accountable for creating or allowing a climate in which such a thing as his death could happen.

If I see this, and hear a man screaming for the death of Obama and a Palin condoning it and not speaking out that she doesn’t agree with Obama but chanting for his death is morally unethical, it makes me feel sick.

Worlds End October 9, 2008 at 5:01 am

[re=127435]Robbertjan[/re]: If the financial system gets bad enough expect to see a rise in fascism, as people will look to a scapegoat for their troubles. Look at the BNP in England. Also ive been reading this guys blog about palins religious ties, its intresting to say the least if true but its kind of tinfoil hat.

http://dogemperor.dailykos.com/

Fun-filled October 9, 2008 at 5:17 am

One angry blondie chick. Maybe it’s her raggedy hair that makes her so angry.

Robbertjan October 9, 2008 at 5:43 am

[re=127436]Worlds End[/re]: Born again christians. Swell. Hmm, makes you think about the book being banned by Palin. Was it The Da Vinci code?

Worlds End October 9, 2008 at 6:03 am

[re=127439]Robbertjan[/re]: I would read some more of the entries, bizarre to say the least.

Robbertjan October 9, 2008 at 6:23 am

[re=127441]Worlds End[/re]: since my boss is such an ass that he demands that every now and then I actually pretend to be working for my euro’s I’ll look into it later but just to summarize what it’s all about: She is into dominionism which is basicaly the christan equivalent of the Sharia?

Worlds End October 9, 2008 at 6:48 am

[re=127442]Robbertjan[/re]: Yeah she has a unusual amount of ties to the christian dominionism movement.

JDHART October 9, 2008 at 6:53 am

Wow! I’ve been to Ohio (from that couldron of liberalism that is Virginia)and, honestly, they weren’t all ignorant nitwits like these people. Some were even intelligent (I’m looking at you droopy-eyed blonde and stupid dumbass Mindy Green). Jeez, talk about lacking self-awareness. Why don’t you all just say it? “HE’S BLACK! DON’T YOU PEOPLE SEE THAT HE’S BLACK?”

Robbertjan October 9, 2008 at 7:16 am

[re=127444]Worlds End[/re]: Great, Bush 2.0 or Bush+. Bush-SP2 perhaps. Ok I’ll stop the rambling

SwanSwanH October 9, 2008 at 7:29 am

[re=127421]Them[/re]: I love the frequent references to “Scanners” by Wonkette commenters; it vindicates my own pop culture knowledge base.

surfacenoise76 October 9, 2008 at 7:30 am

Is it wrong of me that I’m hoping for mass suicides the day after Obama is elected? Actually, don’t tell me, as I don’t care.

Robbertjan October 9, 2008 at 7:36 am

With these kind of people running amok, how can there be such a thing as undecided voters?! I am not a US citizen and know who to vote for in case I was asked to do so. That some people stil don’t know is beyond me. If you’re not outraged by now you haven’t been paying attention now have you?

Die Gelbe Gefahr October 9, 2008 at 7:46 am

[re=127412]facehead[/re]: brilliant! Well played, my friend. Someone send that to Larry Flynt.

glamourdammerung October 9, 2008 at 7:53 am

[re=127337]spencer[/re]: So someone has an issue with actions McCain performed as opposed to calling him a terrorist because of his name/skin color? Yeah, sounds like the exact same thing to me except for the fact it is not.

Rush October 9, 2008 at 7:58 am

I have no comment. Speechless………so sorry……..need sedation…….mind is failing

All the more reason, we need better education in Amerika

slappypaddy October 9, 2008 at 8:08 am

[re=127435]Robbertjan[/re]: …ahm a persona, as they say, but behan me thar’z a ral person, an his heart iz broke, his sorra is deep… mebbe it’s anuther mornin in merka, but as they say, th’darkest hour iz befor th’dawn… his heart iz broke, he muss go now…

shoeho October 9, 2008 at 8:11 am

I find myself paraphrasing vintage Dan Akroid: “…., you ignorant sluts!”

Looking for a nice cardboard box in Toronto or Vancouver if the Governess and Walnuts get elected.

Rush October 9, 2008 at 8:19 am

Hey, check out this fun website

http://pa.lindro.me/

Cape Clod October 9, 2008 at 8:23 am

[re=127455]Rush[/re]: I don’t think better education is going to help this particular group of tiger petters. But does this suprise anyone? I mean, look at the person they came to see speak. Stupid people are crying out for a leader the can call one of their own.

tinybubbles October 9, 2008 at 8:29 am

Well Good Morning to me…I don’t know what to say. I’m amused, alarmed, disgusted, scared. The sheep of Strongsville, Ohio absolutely revel in their ignorance and bigotry.

The screaming bug eyed blonde reminded me of the hubby’s ex too…double ick.

On a somewhat positive note, bumped into some residents of Ave Maria (the new “Catholic town” in FL) yesterday and they said they won’t be voting at all…because of the abortion thing for Barry; because of the war for Walnuts! AND the fact that Palin left the Catholic church. I hadn’t heard of any issue with her being an ex-Catholic?

dano October 9, 2008 at 8:29 am

…duhhhh…but Brawndo has electrolytes…it’s what plants crave!

fishcanoeski October 9, 2008 at 8:31 am

Meh. Hardly looked like a large rally. Most of them had the sense to be sheepish about their ignorance. The blonde was dangerous though. Saw herself as the one chosen to infuse righteous mob wrath upon the heads of the people who asked her simple questions about Sairy and Barry. People like her have been around for ages, being the one to cast the first stone, burn the first witch and point out where her neighbors were hiding the Jewish family in their attic. May she rot in hell.

tinybubbles October 9, 2008 at 8:31 am

[re=127445]JDHART[/re]: Hey, are you from the Communist country area of Virginia? It’s right pretty there in the fall.

Johnetic October 9, 2008 at 8:34 am

So, if I’m offered that Job in Cleveland, I have to turn into a raving, ignorant lemming who ignores realities, is a rude knee jerk reactionist and can’t put together a coherent spoken sentence? Maybe I don’t want to keep my family fed after all.

Delicious October 9, 2008 at 8:44 am

Hey Cleveland, don’t forget to vote on Nov. 5!

Tra October 9, 2008 at 8:46 am

Bleah. I’m rolling my eyes at everyone in that video, including the guy holding the camera, who seems just about as obnoxious as the rest of them. “Reeeeeally” is not an adequate response.

frailamerica October 9, 2008 at 8:53 am

Was that a Maple Leafs logo behind Saracuda?

SeminoleInDior October 9, 2008 at 8:58 am

I don’t think there’s ever been a more defining reason for my occasional “Fucking white people!” moods. I mean, tangentially, these are “my people”, but I’m not at all offended about the idea of parking lot bombs. Sometimes..you gotta do what you gotta do.

nurple October 9, 2008 at 9:10 am

Seminole:

Pls stop being an idjit. Srsly.

kapish October 9, 2008 at 9:43 am

Clearly these people were “showing off” for the camera – which they perceived as being operated by an “outside agitator”.
If you really got to know them – say at one of their witch/book/cross burning weenie roast/beer blasts you would see that
they are all just normal fun-loving reptilian alien invaders.

TheWhig October 9, 2008 at 9:48 am

Anyone think Kevorkian has group rates?

McCainsThirdNipple October 9, 2008 at 9:48 am

I stopped watching after “one man terror cell”. And what’s with “from the ages of 1 to 6″ he was with radical islam. From the ages of 1 to 6 I think all I did was play with trucks in a sandbox. Is that why Obama is so much smarter than I am???

rocktonsammy October 9, 2008 at 10:14 am

Its because of all these ignorant people that America deserves every shit-storm of every kind.

RubberSoul October 9, 2008 at 10:19 am

[re=127465]Johnetic[/re]: Nah. I’ve lived in the Cleveland area all my life, and I turned out okay. Just avoid the western suburbs if you can (example: blonde cuntbag had an unmistakable western suburb accent).

wrenchdevil October 9, 2008 at 10:22 am

just keeping the perspective that they have to live with their own pathetic misery everyday. I only have to experience it for 4 minutes at a time..

natteringnaybob October 9, 2008 at 10:23 am

I think I fucked her mother in college. She was a psycho too.

Norbert October 9, 2008 at 10:30 am

This short movie makes me excited for the future.

Norbert October 9, 2008 at 10:36 am

Actually. Is there no fucking well-known Republican remaining who will say slowly and clearly on Fox teevee or somewhere like that something like “I am voting for McCain. I don’t like Obama’s policies and I am worried about the direction he would take the country. But for Fuck’s Sake, he is not a Muslim Terrorist Mole Radical Child Molester, he is a decent American I happen to disagree with, and anyone who believes or implies that he is hasn’t a shred of intelligence, honour or decency.”

echoroc October 9, 2008 at 10:37 am

Can someone please come help me close my mouth?? My tongue is drying out. If someone will pay off my student loans, I’ll take out the whole fucking lot of them.

Reefpilot October 9, 2008 at 10:54 am

nothing like an unhealthy dose of leaded, high octane white trash in the morning to get you going. reminds me of the christo fuck-all neighbors across the street with their two mccain signs. i’m letting my lawn grow knee-high until that shit comes down. and if their fucking german shephard shits in my back yard again or barks all night, they’re going to find a nice palinesque trophy in their mailbox, macacawitz-style.

the joys of the american south… racism. inbreeding. no leash laws. jesus shouting. republican.

heronimule October 9, 2008 at 10:55 am

We have the government we deserve. Democracy: rule by C+ student!

stygg October 9, 2008 at 10:59 am

This is why I can only return to the land of my birth when there’s turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce involved.

ohiogal October 9, 2008 at 11:01 am

[re=127465]Johnetic[/re]:

No. You might be safe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr3ftmvO7Oc

Godot October 9, 2008 at 11:03 am

I wish the guy would have asked the blond screamy lady in what capacity she had heard of Palin three years ago, since at the time as far as I’m aware she was doing absolutely nothing of even local note, let alone something someone in Ohio would have heard of, and her past accomplishments were solely her mayoralty of Wasilla and serving as one of three directors of Ted Stevens’ 527 group.

Can’t decide if I like her better, or the guy who claims he has never heard of Obama.

Chuck Fildren October 9, 2008 at 11:09 am

I’ve been wondering who exactly has been attending these Palin Klan Rally Lynch Mobs. Now I know.

I wish i didn’t.

Wag Das Hund October 9, 2008 at 11:16 am

[re=127326]spencer[/re]: Biggest diff of course is that one is ignorance based on education and the other is racial intolerance.

Hardly a comparison, boyo.

WikipediaBrown October 9, 2008 at 11:17 am

I’m only half kidding when I say this: I think that blond may be on meth.

lazyb October 9, 2008 at 11:23 am

[re=127595]Reefpilot[/re]: I think I love you, and I think we have the same neighbors.

TGY October 9, 2008 at 11:23 am

Parking lots are there to park cars.

Schadenfried October 9, 2008 at 11:26 am

[re=127292]spencer[/re]: Nah, Barry’s parking lot would have better-looking people, with triple-digit IQ’s.

Schadenfried October 9, 2008 at 11:28 am

[re=127317]Crow T. Robot[/re]: Props for the Blues Brothers reference.

JeffGoldblum October 9, 2008 at 11:32 am

How many planes would it take to 9/11 the whole of middle America?

Think about it–we could make a big crater from the Appalachians to the Rockies and put a really great water park in it. Hopefully OBAMA HUSSEIN will come through for us!

Das Storminator October 9, 2008 at 11:35 am
Schadenfried October 9, 2008 at 11:41 am

[re=127388]spencer[/re]: Hmm, either one of use can’t count, or I only counted 3 people talking about gassing people.

Yes, there’s dumbasses on both sides, but that’s not what you were doing, my friend. Now whether or not you a Hil, Paul, or any kind of supporter other than Obama, is really none of my concern or my business, but don’t try “concern troll” your way through a thread pretend that you’re trying to shake-up the “groupthinking,” and then try to broad brush everyone because a few people didn’t agree with you.

OkieHookerinEngland October 9, 2008 at 11:42 am

[re=127308]stolichnayaaa[/re]: WIN

tinybubbles October 9, 2008 at 11:49 am

[re=127658]Das Storminator[/re]: I can’t believe these people openly espouse this nonsense! This guy is a brave soul to talk to those people. Thanks for the link.

Sangwi Ddong Chim October 9, 2008 at 12:17 pm

…he managed to find the prettiest girl in Strongsville OH…

OzoneTom October 9, 2008 at 12:20 pm

[re=127335]lumpenprole[/re]: And their orange-stained naughty-bits.

OzoneTom October 9, 2008 at 12:35 pm

[re=127463]fishcanoeski[/re]: A regular Madame Defarge. But dumber and white-trashier. And homelier and meth-ier.

JSDC007 October 9, 2008 at 12:49 pm

Thats what happens when you don’t teach sex ed. And when you don’t have birth control.

problemwithcaring October 9, 2008 at 1:29 pm

[re=127292]spencer[/re]: Spencer (a.k.a Team Heidi? Team Speidie?) is the type who claims Obama is racists because he called his grandmother a “typical white person.” Typically, he can’t see that Black people, by definition, can’t be racists.

Datsun510 October 9, 2008 at 1:33 pm

[re=127266]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Win! I can’t stand that I must tolerate these people, but we have to.

Datsun510 October 9, 2008 at 1:37 pm

[re=127268]Jim Newell[/re]: HE’S BLACK? We should all go to Ohio and tell all these bigots! They looked they were gathering for a lynching anyway.

Captain Flaps October 9, 2008 at 3:07 pm

Looks like a scene from the bar in Star Wars….

BaxterJones October 9, 2008 at 5:12 pm

The oldsters I can almost forgive. But the young people? Blech.
http://www.entertonement.com/tags/clips/4618

GameOverMcCain October 10, 2008 at 12:36 am

I’m trying my best to take the Barack Obama approach and try to see the situation from their perspective, be the bigger person, but my efforts are in vain. HOW CAN YOU BE SO IGNORANT?! This kind of stuff scares me b/c I feel like McCain and Palin are getting people so worked up over absolutely nothing that these NUT JOBS are going to try to do something really crazy. I hate to say that I fear for Barack’s safety but this is really SCARY! Congratulations McCain and Palin…you have built a party base centered on hatred, lies, and deceit. I

gatosman October 10, 2008 at 5:23 pm

BTW, here is the address and phone number for the wonderful, beautiful, logical Mindy Green:

Green, M
17577 Whitney Rd, Apt 426
Strongsville, OH 44136-9413
(440) 891-1565

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