Wonkette
Here’s toilet-mouthed pixie Sarah Silverman, who has launched this plan to make you go visit your Jewish grandparents in Florida and basically trick them into voting for Obama, even though they are super old and afraid of black people and extremely susceptible to Republican goyim yelling “Israel!” again and again. [LA Times/The Great Schlep]
Geez, this appeared on Gawker last Friday or Saturday.
surfacenoise76: Oh jeez, wow! Well then no need for anything to appear on a completely different site, ever!
Circum-Super-Cised. Fuuuuck. Wow.
I am EMBARRASINGLY in the tank for Sarah Silverman.
It’s making the rounds in rotation. Very, very old Jews may need to hear stuff more than once.
Goddammit, I wanna bang Sarah Silverman!
Vote for McCain: You are a Shit-stain.
That should be on t-shirts.
surfacenoise76: I saw this, like, two weeks ago and I thought I saw it here. Maybe a commenter linked to it. Or maybe I’m a shit-fer-brains.
dano: Seriously.
I would have sex with Sarah, but it would have to be anal.
And she’d have to pretend not to like it.
However difficult that might be for her.
For those who were bummed about the Jimmy/Sarah breakup:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20231469,00.html
I have a crush on Sarah Silverman and I am not even a lesbian.
On an unrelated note, did anyone see Mika-I have-scrambled-eggs-for-brain Brazinsky subbing for Gregory. Lord, she is a dummy. What happened to the old man’s intellect?
I feel conflicted. On the one hand, Sarah Silverman is really, really hot. On the other hand, I don’t find her remotely funny. She has a point with this video though…
Finally, a Sarah we can believe in.
Manischewitz Gooberman…either Bristol’s new kids name so that Walnuts can win Florida, or Caribou Barbie’s Jewish friend? You decide.
I want to drop a puck with her.
Wonder if Sarah has introduced Jimmy to Nana yet?
That would be the funniest either one of them have ever been.
facehead: Is it okay if I’m bummed about THAT news?
Hey, everyone! Remember that stupid Nebraska law that said parents could drop off unwanted teens at hospitals and we all laughed and said Palin would be moving there after the election, to load off her brats? Shockingly, the law isn’t working out so well: http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/08/nebraska.safe.haven/index.html
Who’d have predicted that? Snerk.
It’s especially important to get to the oldies in Florida because McOnion currently leads Hopey 89% to 11% in that ever important People Who Drive Big Fucking Cadillacs With The Left Turn Indicator On demographic.
Tawmn: It is not okay, you are a big old grumpy poopy pants.
facehead: Yeah, and “as if” anyway. Okay, I am now delighted for her and Jimmy. It’s all sunshine and flowers now!!!!
Dreamer: It’s spelled Brzskezsnkzscphknkzqoschzxy.
I bet Sarah’s milk bags are the “goodest”.
Ken Layne: Ken I pretty much peed my pants. More so than normal even.
Dreamer: Ugh. I can’t stand it when Mika puts on her “serious journalist” face and tries to ask super tuff questions to people. Joe is so damn patronizing to her, and I can’t even summon anger about it because she’s a disgrace to actually qualified female journalists.
Whoa. Where am I? I just had a hate blackout.
J’adore la Juive Sarah! Joyeux Yomkippour!
itgetter: Mika’s defnitely terrible at that. Although she’s really not much better on Morning Joe. Seems as if she’s mainly there to assure that her daddy will occasionally make an appearance and to put on the frownie face every time the guys make a slightly off-color joke.
Tonight is Yom Kippur! All the good Jewish boys and girls are off the Internet, not doing anything fun. Don’t forget to bump this up tomorrow night so they can read it!
She looks like “Adrienne”
http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes510/Rocky146.Jpeg
archer: Can you not read the first douchebaggery post?
I’d marry Sarah if I could afford the jewelry…..and divorced my wife….and could sit through someone sending three entrees back at dinner. Mad props.
Nobody can ever marry Sarah, because she’s a self described ‘me-mo-sexual.’ And B.H.O. is a ’super fucking shitty’ name…
I’m such a bad Jew..I got confused and ate Chinese food tonight…I guess I was supposed to do that on the baby jesus birthday and not eat anything after sundown..oops.
Is AngryBlakGuy circum-super-sized?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I gave Ian that link at Gawker last weekend, who posted it within hours, because Gawker is the internet’s Wendy’s to Wonkette’s????? Red Lobster?? Red Lobster. Wonkette is WAY behind on this one. Crack kills. And I found it on funnyordie.com a week after it was on thegreatschlep.com
Wonkette has officially lost its edge. We are the Rolling Stones in a world where Paris Hilton pledges to (but doesnt) register or vote (for a fee, paid by Carl’s Burgers).
I am now headed to my garage where I will pump carbon monoxide gas into my Saturn Vue and die a painless death without eating vienna sausage on saltine crackers until the student loan officers take my dog away. It’s been a good life. Good luck, Hopey@
dano: Word…or whatever that is in Hebrew. This video would be better if she showed her lovely tits more. Even clothed. Just show the rack, Sarah. kthxbye
Here’s the plan. Tell the old farts they can vote for the white half with no guilt. It’s OK! Ask your Rabbi!
Grumpy the Mensch
Monsieur Grumpe: You sure its kashrut to mix the milk and the meat like that?
Just tell ‘em that if they don’t vote for Hopey, they’ll be haunted by the ghost of Sammy Davis, Jr.
archer: Good fucking christ, you are banned. professor.cj: Also, you.
You know why we posted that thing? Because we haven’t posted it before, and there was a newspaper op-ed complaining about it today. If you are spending your nights complaining in the comments of one blog because it posted something you already saw on another blog, you are a) spending far too much time looking at blogs, and b) a jackass.
The election has officially reached the “everyone is cranky” point.
And may I just add, TREASON! TERRORIST! JELLO-NAILER! OR SOMETHING!
Wow. What’s wrong with me? I … I didn’t mean it. Group hug, everyone! Group hug!
That, btw, was the most excruciating response to a comedy video I’ve ever had the grievous misfortune to encounter. I bet people hide from Anat Hakim at parties.
Also, Hakim sounds Moooslim.
Ken Layne: Geez, Ken. You could have just said “Lighten up, Francis.” and let it go.
Anyway, I’m glad you posted it. I hadn’t seen yet (I’m trying not to read too many blogs for the crazy-making this time o’ the General Election Year.) And I hearts me some Sarah Silverman.
I wonder if we could talk her into doing one of those neat PETA videos?
ha ha all my grandparents are dead and rotten
Neilist: You worry me.
I wonder if she’s secretly in the tank for McCain. After all, Obama would never countenance this. Such a move would be exactly what Rove had ordered.
DangerousLiberal: Yes, yes, tits before wits. Sarah has two out of three.
Ken Layne: I don’t advocate drug use, but damn man, take a few tokes. I know you’re the Managing Editor, but is it that serious? All they’re doing is shit-talking.
TGY: Hmmm. You might be right. The party rally in Strongville, OH, was much funnier. Especially the Leni Riefenstahl version. Much funnier than Sarah Silverman. Oh, and so is Birth of a Nation. A laugh riot.
This was my favorite line: http://tinyurl.com/3rp9re
Fuck all wonkette! This shit is older than Methuselah. If you wanna be hip, you have to post
THE FUCKING JACKIE MASON RESPONSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KucroxqXGQ&feature=related
Man I wish I knew how to hyperlink on these intertubes, but I am a 89 year old Jewish man in my mind.
This didn’t work on my Jewish grandfather. He said he wouldn’t vote for Obama because he’s “oriental,” which really screws up Sarah Silverman’s argument.
Actually, I was more convinced by Sarah’s arguments than I was by the debate.