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Here’s the latest Sarah Palin KKK rally clip from today, in Jacksonville. she mentions that Barack Obama hates the American troops for killing his Moozie friends — the Afghani children. A kindly fellow in the audience yells “TREASON!” Well that makes sense if what Sarah Palin is saying is true, and when has it ever not been? [YouTube/TPM]
4:40 PM
on Tue October 7 2008
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Jim Newell
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Same clothes as yesterday? How very Maverick of her.
Its Florida and nobody shouted “Truck NUTZ?” This is not looking good for Mooselini.
Funny. Her speeches only make me yell things about her,like, “Shut up you retarded, lying whore!!!!!”
Time ta bring back the lynchins, don’tcha know.
Man, I’d sure hate to be a macaca at one of those rallies.
Itsjustme: That’s all she could find after a rough night of “coaching” with Walnuts on the straight talk express.
Sarah is like the Ned Flanders of politics. “Hididely Ho, there you gosh darn Maverickinini”
Just a total scumbag. What bums me out worse is that I know we’re going to see her as a presidential candidate in four years.
HomoPolitico: Something tells me it’s not very welcoming for teh geyz either. But then again, maybe Foley showed up.
StripesAndPlaids: Ned has much more integrity than Caribou Barbie could even hope to have and his spiritual guide is the permanently discouraged Rev. Lovejoy rather than a witch hunter.
John McCain was a kid in the same neighborhood with Manuel Noriega - both born in Panama about the same time. Did ya know that?
Uh, I didn’t hear “treason!” it sounded more like “show your tits.”
Also, there’s a certain monochromatic element to that video… can’t quite place it… sort of reminds me of Finland in January…
Oh! I was watching this earlier. Except I couldn’t stop watching that moran to the left of Palin, so I didn’t hear anything anyone was saying.
nyhfrog: “What bums me out worse is that I know we’re going to see her as a presidential candidate in four years.”
We can only pray for such incredible good luck. In the meantime, what is with that voice? Is that Julia Sweeney’s “It’s Pat” chick/guy thing? The school secretary lady in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? Help me out here.
Hey, it’s not a bad strategy. You can’t go wrong targeting the dumb vote.
greatgooglymoogly: No, it’s the mom from Bobby’s World
Still waiting for her to do some interviews on with the MSM. How will she be able to attend funerals and rub McCain’s feet if she’s too scurred of the media? Nice pick, John Sydney McCain.
SuperRounder: I’m sure Crist was there. It’s okay to be gay, just don’t act gay, unless you’re asked about interior decorating.
“Treason” is the new “Freebird.”
I’d like to think they’re booing her for lying.
But I’d also like to think this “Sarah Palin” is a Sascha Baron Cohen character.
You betcha!
I’m so torn.
She is both and unattractive. She winked at me and everything.
Florida can go fsck itself. Srsly.
ah, i remember when you could get banned for calling her a cunt … those were teh good old days.
nyhfrog: I doubt it. Even if she runs in the primaries, she’s going to polarize the electorate and lose out just like Huckabee and Giuliani did.
I think that guy was not yelling “Treason!” I think he was yelling “Freebird!!”
big ole fattie alert just behind our fair moose princess.
“aerating villages”? “air-raiding villages” Obama couldn’t have said that. That is that unmistakable Palin syntax.
If Sarah Palin had any sense of political history, which I know is a bit of a stretch, she’d really be missing the good ol’ days before teevee and the YouTubes and whatnot, when a pol could campaign in the deep south talking up how much they hate the niggers, then a few days later up in New England talking up how much they hate the jews, the the next day in New York, saying how much they love the jews, then a speech at Harvard about how much they hate those simps over at Yale…
She’d be so gosh-darned good at that kind of campaignin’!
Since no one wears white after Labor Day, Bible Spice’s wearing of white (for two consecutive days) is a subliminal message for the KKKers in the crowd.
The campaign is full of morons. The Clintons tried to destroy Barry with shit like this and lost. Does McPalin think they’re better than the Clintons at destroying people!? WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE!?
is this just wishful thinking or is that crowd kinda laid back for a lynch mob.
It must be nearly Christmas, she’s introducing America to the traditional British Pantomime.
Her next speech will have the audience shouting “He’s behind you!” and maybe even “Oh no he doesn’t!”.
I wonder which story she’s telling… Dick Whitington? Alladin? The Gingerbread man?
greatgooglymoogly: Simple, Marge Gunderson, dagonnit…
Treason is the reason for the season. Actually, the thought struck me that it could just be we’re all misunderstandimating what Bubba was saying, being a bunch of latte douching liberal montessorians and all.
So I watched Smokey and the Bandit a couple of times while imbibing shots of Safeway whiskey and lines of tweak off of a dirty stripper’s bruised, dimply ass. Then I listened to the sound clip again, y’all.
I here’ded: “Treason yersofuckin stoopid izat yermamma an yerdaddy iserlated.”
I’m also certain he was talking to Sarah Palin. 10-4
Some of those villages in Panshir Valley probably do need some “aerating”…soil compaction makes farmers teh sad.
Some crop rotation methods…poppies/corn/beans/poppies, would probably help, too.
But you know, snowbillies wearin’ white after Labor Day makes Carson Kressleyites teh sad…unless they are shooting white wolves from helicopter gunships with a chain gun.
Natch.
….but we can judge Obama by the vitrol of HIS followers, right?
My hatred has no bounds.
Lipstick on a MiG.
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Valerie: You know, I’d never seen that show before but I did a quick YouTube search and … good gravy … it’s dead on-the-money. Yeeoooh, my ears, my poor ears. Did Palin do voice-overs after her beauty pageant days or what?
Is she not pushing the envelope a bit, or do these blow-hard right-wingers make absolute total asses of themselves at regular four-year intervals? She may not show her tits, but I betcha she’d moon the crowd if provoked. More trailer-trashy. Don’cha know. *WINK*
Thus begins the Second American Civil War.
ladymacbeth: Yeh. Real handsome group, there.
Itsjustme: She’s looking a bit blowsy on the stump. The same attire as yesterday? If Mr. Blackwell’s not dead, this’ll kill him…
Texan Bulldoggette: She is pissed because she forgot her hood in Wasilla!
Conservatives and fundietards know their ticket is going down in flames and their party is about to experience its strongest rejection by the American public in 70 years.
What we’re hearing (in the anger from Palin and her audience) is the agonized death cry of the “conservative” movement - and the sound of its adherents lashing out and flailing desperately in an attempt to avoid the inevitable.
It’s two things, really: conservative True Believers in the depths of denial that their ideology has collapsed, and the denizens of America’s hateful and provincial underbelly raging against a modern, progressive and more inclusive society that threatens to leave them behind.
The “I’m melting! I’m meeelltiiinngg” scene from “The Wizard of Oz” comes to mind…
WIDTAP:
Thus begins the Second American Civil War.
This time, powers that be, please just let them go.
Can it be said loudly and often enough: Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt!?
I can’t believe I’m quoting Peggy Noonan, but she said yesterday (when Chris Matthews finally took a breath and shut his trap for two milliseconds) that Palin’s speech was the “base preaching to the base.” Substitute “low-life trailer trash” for “base” and Peggy would’ve been even more spot on.
nyhfrog: Actually, that makes me very happy.
Makes you wonder who the <a href=”http://www.gallup.com/poll/110983/Americans-Satisfaction-AllTime-Low.aspx”9% are?
WIDTAP: Only if by “Second American Civil War” you are referring to some new Xbox game or something. The day that contemporary Americans get off of their asses and fight for something will also be the day that turds are more valuable than gold.
Come to think of it, the way the Dow is swirling around the bowl right now that day might not be that far off after all.
He voted to cut off funding for our troops? That’s horrible! Who would do such a thing? Surely anyone who votes to cut funding for our brave soldiers fighting in foreign lands hates America. Well — except when John McCain voted to cut off funding for troops in Ethiopia, of course.
HedonismBot: That is spot on.
In other news, Mark “Human Toilet” Halperin still hasn’t posted any of this at his shitty website yet.
SUPRIZE@!!!!
Varchar: win
Stay tuned, folks. Palin will eventually have a George Allen, “macacca”, moment when she gets out there amongst her people and forgets, just for a moment, that everything she says is being recorded.
SayItWithWookies: But he did it in a much more mavericky way.
GODDAMNIT! Could Palin just shut the hell up. Everytime she opens her mouth I’m compelled to make a donation to Obama. At the rate things are going I’m going to hit the maximum donation amount by, or I don’t know, TOMORROW! And thanks to the wonderful economy I just got an AWESOME pay cut so I can’t really afford to keep doing this.
Sarah Palin is a stupid, horrible person. IMHO of course.
Hey, T-shirt makers, here are a few Palin slogans that’d go over well with the base:
“The Smiling Face of Hate”
“Sweetly Mean-Spirited”
“Hatred You Can Adore”
“If Pat Buchanan Were Relatively Attractive”
“Why Not? America’s Already Paying for its Own Rape Kit”
Breaking - Hayek rises from grave, says “sorry!”.
I was listening to old posts of Mika Brzezinski saying on Morning Joe how much she loved Palin, and then her Dad was on I think yesterday, saying the US must from now on cooperate with the rest of the world in global undertakings, and she sat meekly.
I really feel like one day she is going to just say “gotcha” or you’re all on hidden camera! I mean.. this is fucking insane!!!!!
My name is Jebediah, and I’m a Wonkaholic.
The Jacksonville event today was less than half a mile away from my “inner city maggot” apartment. Thank Librul Jeebus! I didn’t sleep through work and awake to the numbing cacophony of harpy shrieks!
nurple: Insert Polish joke here.
not certain i can handle 4 more wks of that fingernails-on-a-chalkboard screech, let alone 4 more yrs.
valentino is designing fabulous kkk suits.
I just love the detachable hood.
Gopherit v2.0: Bet her hair smells like Cheap alocohol and cigerettes.
Itsjustme: Just another Wasilla Saturday Night.
ladyfractal: I thought it would have already happened. I can’t believe she’s gotten this far without saying half-breed muslin!
ladymacbeth: She looks like the woman from yesterday! HEY! Are they taking those red, white and blue ho’s to each event?
jasonelias: Stump? as in Cadaverick’s arms?
ladyfractal: yes, and my money is on the N word.
Gopherit v2.0: But where is Todd and the Tard?
Where is her pointy white hat?
I’d say some idiot in the crowd yelled “treason”, but they’re all idiots aren’t they?
Varchar: Rove’s gotten really lazy, he’s just phoning it in these days.
Webster would say Palin is the terrorist here. Political gain from fear.
Terrorist:
One who systematically uses of terror especially as a means of coercion
Terror:
a frightening aspect, a cause of anxiety, an appalling person or thing
I hope the first question at the debate tonight is directed towards Barry:
“Are you black?”
shortsshortsshorts: Of course. We’re a colorblind society. How can anyone tell?
Apologies to Colbert for stealing his material.
greatgooglymoogly: She has to come back as a presidential candidate, that racist stuff is DQ’ing her from “Dancing With The Stars” and don’t even think about “America’s Got Talent” or “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?”
HedonismBot: Absolutely spot on! Batten down the hatches!!!
Where is William Ayers when you need him. Pussy.
Okay. So I’m dumb. I just figured out why she is only wearing white these days. Did you know Jesus was white? And Moses. You betcha. And they both really loved Israel too.
She’s like the hot girl in high school who hangs with uglies and retards so she seems much more intelligent and hotter to the outside observer .
I’m a wussy, weepy little lifelong pacifist. But last night I had the strangest dream. I was flying in a little airplane with my granddaddy’s shotgun, and Sarah Palin was down below running across the bare tundra, defenseless. I took a couple of shots but only managed to wound her. I could see her writhing in pain and the blood staining the snow, so I asked the pilot to land. I finished her off with a shot to the head and severed the forearm so I could collect my bounty from Anchorage. Then I stuffed the rest of the body in a big trash bag so I could deliver it to the Beef Jerky plant. I hope it arrives without spoilage.
Aaaaaayyyyyyeeeeee McPussy, get yar hed unda ma kilt an bob the nob..I love my veep, yes I do yes I do, I love her truly, I love the hole that she pisses through, oh yes I do, I love her ruby red lips, her cherry red tits, her nut brown asshole….somehow the song got…well lost, I have sung it with big float boat jocks, Naval aviators, and Air Force close support hammers and wobleys from Ft. Rucker, my never ending respect for them all. Not John McCain.
With the talk of treason, I always find McCain’s/Palin’s/Hannity’s/O’Reilly’s shared talking points about “patriotism” and guilt by association really interesting, considering they all have on their payroll and consult Karl Rove, a person who blew the cover of an American spy working on Iran’s nuclear program. Sometimes shit’s too sad for cynicism.
Gopherit v2.0: Word from my gay bro in-law here in Florida, is that Crist is reeeaaallllyyy good at interior decorating, and one helluva landscaper, and he’s got the names to prove it. Step out, step out governor dearest..don’t be afraid of your whitetrash redneck constituency..how embarrassed you must be?
I have this recurring fantasy about fitting Mrs. Palin with a ballgag. Now thanks to the Jacksonville chapter of the KKK I can add the rope they brought to the rally to said fantasy.
Is the woman directly behind her chewing on palin’s hair? How odd?
BTW I could only watch it with the sound off. Otherwise I would claw my ears to a bloody pulp.
You know, I was just commenting last month to someone that it was only 30 years ago that we had an openly racist Presidential candidate, and how far we’ve come from. Then Palin decided to start channeling George Wallace. Sigh…
But I shouldn’t be that shocked, I’ve been stuck in Florida for the past year, and people don’t realize that once you get away from the coastal beach areas this state is the deep south - white trash, Wasilla-style sub-suburban sprawl with Walmarts every five miles. That bile will play well down here…
And then there she was
In platform double suede
Yeah there she was
Like disco lemonade
twatwaffle see-unt!
OK. The McCain Campaign strategy is simple. Have Sister Sarah run around the south and try to get some wacko to assassinate/lynch Obama. But this lady lacks patience. If something happens to Obama, somebody needs to find out where Sarah Palin and her rifle have been. She’s scary.