Here are more of your fancy “math numbers” showing that Obama is not only still ahead in mostly every state in the world, but his leads are still growing. Wait… Obama? Who is the REAL Barack Obama? A space cockroach? A used crack pipe? We do not know yet because John McCain has not told us, so these polls don’t count, bwah. [FiveThirtyEight]
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comfortable lead as well for Obama bobblehead purchases at Reagan…errr….Washington National
Looks like Bible Spice will need to wear nothing but heels for the next month.
The sample size for NC is 666, so they only asked the devil’s spawn. REAL (read: white) Americans are voting for the guy with EXPERIENCE (read: whiteness).
Who knew? America is polling terrorist.
Clearly anomalies in this polling. Because all those young slackers who only have cell phones are sitting on their parents’ couches, because they won’t work, deliberately answering their parent’s phones and intentionally distorting the landline results. I predict a LANDSLIDE for McCain because right before the election, Britney will drop her dog on the head and the snotty entitled kids won’t be able to tear themselves away from the wall-to-wall coverage. McCain upon winning will introduce emergency Make The Kids Work plan.
You guys are going to live-blog the debate, ja? John McCain takes off the gloves–revealing horrid, boney appendages covered with scraps of decaying flesh.
McCain is up nearly 70 to 30 in Utah! Why don’t the lying maggots in the liberal media ever report that! Maybe they’re afraid that the rest if the country will notice, convert to Mormonism and hand McCain the win!
CaliPornia shows a double digit advantage for Obama. It fuckin figures that granola eatin, librul hollywood-types would be in the tank for a terrorist!
Oh, and Pensslyvania too. Figures, fucking hard hat, cheese-steak eating, joe sixpack steelworkers would be in the tank for Obama!
I want to see Palin’s kids cry when mommy loses, and I want a nice fat screenshot of it on Our Wonkette.
I don’t trust no polls until I hear from Karl Rove. He has The Math.
[re=123955]nurple[/re]: Y’know, Nurp, I’m pretty sure I’m going to see what you just said cut n’ pasted in by an earnest conservatard troll in the comments over at 538. (Except for the bit about Brit and her dog; they’ll edit that part out).
[re=123967]NoWireHangers[/re]: I miss Santorum, too.
The person, not the substance.
Oh, and you’re going to trust a bunch of polls conducted by the evil mainstream media? This is just like 2006 when you fools thought the Dems would win the House and Senate, but Karl Rove possessed the “real math.”
What? They DID win in 2006? Rove is predicting an Obama win this year?
You may be fucked, John.
Math is in the tank!
McCain was not born in the United States. True story.
[re=123955]nurple[/re]: Genius!
[re=123967]NoWireHangers[/re]: Agreed.
[re=123986]Blue Line[/re]: Oh thanks, for making me snort Palin Syrah out my right nostril.
The economy is int the tank for Obama it has leterally fallen into the tank….
[re=123963]Serolf Divad[/re]: Yeah, 70% as my great uncle called Them: ‘fuckin mormons’ (but he was referring to his ex-wife’s families penchant for cranking out kids by the, well 6-pack)
[re=123967]NoWireHangers[/re]: Wow that’s pretty fucked up…. and a great idea.
Space cockroach? Jim, you totally caught last night’s 2am X-Files rerun, didn’t you.
Sit down, boy…behind the desk in the Oval Office! BWAH-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAWWWWW….
Lascaux: I thought of that almost immediately after I hit “submit”.
he continues to cheat with his winning
[re=124043]Whiskeybaby[/re]: ‘sup Hillary?
[re=124033]nurple[/re]: Too late!
Seeing these poll results, there is only one thing to say: why do Americans hate America?
Obama will be the best President of these here 57 United States of America EVER.
John McCain = Lying old piece of shit
In regards to the Obama-Ayers connection, hundreds of educators who know Ayers personally are speaking out in his defense and in response to the media’s use of this “terrorist connection”.
– http://www.supportbillayers.org
[re=126263]crobes2[/re]: Educamators?!! God nows, their all comunists. Thanx to them i am a moran.
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