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Nazis, Racists, and Terrorists (Not Just Bill Ayers! But Also, Bill Ayers!)

by Juli Weiner  3:39 pm October 7, 2008

  • One of Palin’s antebellum friends, an Authentic American, told a black sound guy to “Sit down, boy!” at one of her Floridian rallies. [Washington Post]
  • When Obama was hooking up with Bill Ayers, he claims he didn’t know that Ayers was a terror-worshipping Communist demon. This means that Obama is Not Ready to nuke Ahmadinejad’s palatial sex dungeon in North Korea. [The Corner]
  • Every time Bush kisses McCain softly on the forehead, a mustachioed ginger in Florida loses his home. [Ben Smith]
  • In the 1980s, McCain had a fairly impressive neo-Nazi porn collection which he often sold in the Facebook Marketplace in order to benefit Latin American terrorists like Bill Ayers. [Huffington Post]
  • Pakistan is going out of business, because countries apparently can do that. Naturally, it wants a bailout, so John McCain is driving the Straight Talk express to Kashmir, to supervise. [Crooks and Liars]

{ 19 comments }

shortsshortsshorts October 7, 2008 at 3:44 pm

Pakistan wants 100 billion from us now. WHY IS PAKISTAN SO COMMUNIST?

NoWireHangers October 7, 2008 at 3:46 pm

When Obama was hooking up with Bill Ayers, he claims he didn’t know that Ayers was a terror-worshipping Communist demon. This means that Obama is Not Ready to nuke Ahmadinejad’s palatial sex dungeon in North Korea.

Guess there’s no time like the present to start background checking everyone I encounter. Especially these filthy Wonkette commenters. That groups gotta be at least 1/3 terrorist.

monty October 7, 2008 at 3:47 pm

Pakistan is in the tank…for somebody, i’m sure

InKnockYouUs October 7, 2008 at 3:50 pm

It is getting so overwhelming. Pakistan wants 100 billion. California wants 7 billion. Hank bald guy Paulson wants 700 billion. It is like the US is just one big ATM machine.

Tommy Says Soooo October 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm

Well what does teh blacks have against our VeePee learning us about dental health at Fluoridian rallies…that’s how they keep the minorities down and not voting for Walnuts!

MathewBrooks October 7, 2008 at 3:52 pm

[re=123905]NoWireHangers[/re]: Yes but who among them has their own ‘palatial sex dungeon?’

Terry October 7, 2008 at 3:55 pm

[re=123905]NoWireHangers[/re]:

1/3? more like 7/8′s

WhatTheHeck October 7, 2008 at 3:56 pm

[re=123905]NoWireHangers[/re]:
We are Wonkette. 1/3 terrorist. 2/3 heavy drinkers.

JoeFannyPack October 7, 2008 at 3:56 pm

When will people finally bring out the truth about McCain’s association with KAOS!!

donner_froh October 7, 2008 at 3:58 pm

Countries go bankrupt all the time–it just means that its economy is completely choked with debt and that its political leadership is too incompetent/corrupt/evil to do anything to fix it.

Which is by we are all headed for the hobo jungle.

HomoPolitico October 7, 2008 at 4:01 pm

Obama is 5/8th terrorist.

Larry Fine October 7, 2008 at 4:03 pm

Bill Ayers has brainwashed Obama and taken control of his mind.

slappypaddy October 7, 2008 at 4:04 pm

…hey. everboddy… pap down jess a sec, everboddy, if y’would… putchyer ears down thar gainst th’groun an lissen up… that low tramp-trampin soun ain’t jess babble spass’s theem song… thass th’ghostly marchin feet of fashistic reepreshun, comin to yore town… an yore’s an yore’s an yore’s… they’ze gonna be brangin th’babbles an th’burnin crosses an the book burnins an th’nooses an all thar kit… yer gonna take jeezuss as yer own persnul savior tam an tam agin, till yall git it rat… an if you doan look rat, y’ain’t gonne be gittin it rat, no way… okay, thass all, yall kin git up agin… stan up strait now whal y’kin, cuzz y’may not be gittin t’stan up strait much longer…

grendel October 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm

[re=123930]HomoPolitico[/re]: 3/5ths

The Lucky Republican October 7, 2008 at 4:28 pm

Clearance sale on everything Pakistani!!!

Hedley Lamar October 7, 2008 at 4:46 pm

As a white cameraman, I’ve noticed that black soundguys are getting uppity lately. Good for
Florida! What a bunch of Maverick shitheads.

2druk2phluq October 7, 2008 at 4:54 pm

The neo-Nazi Facebook Marketplace scam proves the existence of wingnut time travel device, as Facebook appeared 20 years too soon resulting in paradox of Cindy McCrazy-pills becoming addicted to oxy while still in the womb. Walnuts, after reuniting with the Boys from Brazil, increased his foreign policy experience (wink wink, nudge nudge) while somewhere in Modern America Joe Lieberman cried himself to sleep, inconsolable that McCain would cheat on him with a WOMAN (no less), which also explains the latest twitter from Mark Buse that said Walnuts! knob polishing in furry humid swamp, small troll in catatonic depression.

My Palin is Sarah message approve topic unscathed you betcha, polling. {Wink!}

Fear of a Black Reagan October 7, 2008 at 5:18 pm

[re=123903]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Pakistan wants 100 billion from us now. WHY IS PAKISTAN SO COMMUNIST?

Perfect. Let’s send Gringrich ‘n Norquist over there and let them handle whatever crazy-ass way they want…

crobes2 October 8, 2008 at 12:23 pm

In regards to the Obama-Ayers connection, hundreds of educators who know Ayers personally are speaking out in his defense and in response to the media’s use of this “terrorist connection”.

http://www.supportbillayers.org

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